Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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Woman Hear Me Roar, pricks (95) Says:
BLAH BLAH
You are an outcast of this website, now fuck off.
Don’t you just love watching the false cause fallacy at work, inferring causal links between ham and cheese?
Golly me, if there’s statistical overlap there simply must be a link!
I don’t own a cat, btw.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
- Idir - AVavaInouva2
Psh. Cat’s are the uber cool and uber cuteness. It is scientifically proven that stroking a cat relieves stress :D. And I can attest thats true.
I heard about the “stroking a cat relieves stress” study, but check out this article, just published today. It cites a recent study that finds that the health benefits of dog ownership outweigh the benefits of cat ownership. Looks like it’s undeniable: DABTC.
Recently, my friend said that penguins tend to push other penguins off glaciers to see if the water is deep enough to swim in.
So I said to him:
“Women and children first!”
dogs rule
i love my dogs a lot
That would be “communicators”, retard. Grow a brain, idiot.
This is too easy…….
tell us, when was the first time both Mommy and Daddy (when he was out of prison) told you you should have been aborted? LOL
OEPS ;)
Wrong! A woman would go shopping, sell herself out like a whore, then come back and feed her children with the money.
Aww its so cute when she uses a dictionary to outsmart us.
We conquered Earth so we’ll keep it. Women are incapable of creating anything 1/10th as complicated a space craft, but you should call upon the GODDESS to beam you to a new rock you can ruin.
Give a woman money, she’ll feed her children. Give a man money he’ll make sure his kids will starve, use it to buy guns, or spend it on himself.
Isn’t that what world wide studies tell us time and time again?
You are still a human reject with no social skills, no class, no worth, and oh, burdened with a very tiny little penis. LOL
Typical, you are jealous waste, turd.
Psh. Cat’s are the uber cool and uber cuteness. It is scientifically proven that stroking a cat relieves stress :D. And I can attest thats true.
Cats, plural, stupid.
Only thing you would be stroking, ugly, dateless piece of dung. LOL
dogs rule
i love my dogs a lot
That would be “communicators”, retard. Grow a brain, idiot.
This is too easy…….
tell us, when was the first time both Mommy and Daddy (when he was out of prison) told you you should have been aborted? LOL
Right, welfare and food stamps is the way to go!!!
Oh, stupid, bitter, uneducated one, it would be “they wouldn’t know how to take care of anything but themselves”
No wonder you are a jealous piece of bitter shit. LOL
Psh. Cat’s are the uber cool and uber cuteness. It is scientifically proven that stroking a cat relieves stress :D. And I can attest thats true.
cats are weird man
dogs rule
i love my dogs a lot
How can you say such a thing!!
Everybody knows its cats :P
dogs rule
i love my dogs a lot
“Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. ”
right on
To Cassie, Eve was created from Adams rib, at least get your story straight on who created who.
cassie says:
i don’t see the point in this website because if it wasn’t for women then you wouldn’t even be on this planet so i don’t see why u are dissing ur creaters.
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You’re kidding right? Have you not read a single word on this website? Dick clearly makes the case that men are better than women - it’s a fact, we have proof. The fact is, God made everything, yes, even whores- I mean women. If God made everything, and he made men better, then obviously he had a greater purpose for us. Men have accepted this challenge, we do not ‘diss ur creaters’ you stupid, air-headed cum-guzzler.
Women don’t have a higher thresh hold for pain. During pregnacy women have a gain in testosterone levels which help them deal with pain. And how do they deal with pain? Poorly. By cussing the one who caused the pregnancy even though it was her idea at the time.
Thep point in this website wasn’t intended for you to see.
Just like you missed the first points that said “Women are not allowed.”
Another dumb bitch with the same stupid comment. If it weren’t for men your dumbass wouldn’t be here either.. It takes two to tango.
Damn how dumb can you girls be?
HINT: The creator isn’t female. But decided to give you girls something you could do without much effort or thought. And you all not very good at that either.
because its all your fault you dumb twat.