Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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I have kids AND I work, I have worked since I left school. Speak for your own woman.
“I have kids AND I work, I have worked since I left school. Speak for your own woman.”
Another broad who thinks that her opinion matters.
Ok. I have a job, and I look after my kids and my husband before and after work. My day is longer than yours, i work harder than you. :D
A woman said:
She hopes death and pain. This shows that women are not peaceful as some people here try to tell us. This also shows how masochists and sadists women are.
She also said that real men know how to treat a woman. This shows that she does not know what respect means.
Respect, Ms woman, is not something related to the sex. I don’t respect women or men. I respect a person.
You should not hide behind your sex to get respect. Just show us who you are, and upon that you could get respect or not. Relying on your sex to get respect shows that you do not know what respect is.
And first of all, and this is to all women, learn to introduce yourselves when you join a forum. You don’t show respect to others; should we respect you just because you are a woman?
@PISSED OFF BITCH (below)
Real men know how to treat a woman?
You bet they do –>> ACCORDING TO HER OWN BEHAVIOR.
How the fuck ESLE should she be treated?
THE WAY SHE WANTS??????????
Look at your own behavior… you barge in here where noone wants you… You are not welcome or invited. Guess how you deserve to be treated for that?
Now you will fully understand when a Real Man says:
“IF YOU WERE ON FIRE
I WOULDN’T EVEN PISS ON YOU”.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris,
It’s amazing when women speak of a special way that they should be treated. Are they special, first of all, to be treated specially? Most women today suck, and men still treat them much better than they deserve, which made them think that they should always be treated good even if they have become bad.
Isn’t it enough that some men still marry them and they are not thankful?
If they were responsible, they would have appreciated that men still marry them even if they don’t deserve and worked themselves for the better. But women, like that pissing off one, do not understand except by force.
you guys are all fucking sad bastards!! you’re a bunch of losers. Shitebags. Fucking twats. Total dickheads. Ungrateful, selfish fucking arseholes!! i hope you all die a very very painful death very soon! wankers!! Real men know how to treat and respect a woman, you guys that slag women off are all great big puffs that should get it given up the arse by a gay man!! why don’t you all just get a fucking life you losers!!
Female shaming attempts, Euro-style. At least the slightly different terms provide a break from seeing the same exact sentiments posted in Ameriskankese 24/7.
“Real men know how to treat and respect a woman”
Hahaha. Another one of these cunts who thinks she knows what a “real man” is.
…or who pretends to know what “RESPECT” is.
RESPECT –>> IS UP TO YOU TO EARN , YOU STUPID CUNTS.
Read “The Cultural Devastation of American Women: The Strange and Frightening Decline of the American Female”.
- by Nancy Levant.
That’s what fucking happens when you “demand” Respect.
pissed off,
So now who is the loser and hater?
Women have twice as many pain receptors as men. If you punch a woman and a man with equal force, it’s going to hurt more for the woman. You’re an idiot.
“If you punch a woman and a man with equal force, it’s going to hurt more for the woman.”
And many women deserve that punch, and the pain thereafter.
As a player in many a manly sport I too agree that male pain tolerance is higher. Even in my own experience I have been assailed in my testicles with a soccer ball so hard it caused minor(minor to a MAN) swelling and bleeding of my genitals. However, I kept playing. I played untill that whistle blew and I vomited and went into shock. Men own and I kick ass.
I’m a central defender in football, and I have broken the limbs of many a poor soul, and am still breaking them.I broke my own leg 9 or 10 times.However, that never stopped me from playing if I could.
wow
Wow, What a bunch of shit. Being able to be married to a good woman is the best thing that a man would ever ask for. My husband is a trully great man (who respects woman) and we can’t wait to have a baby and share the responsiblity. That is what life is all about:) Anyone who can create a baby should truly realize how lucky they are.
Yo are correct. Being married to a good woman is ONE of the best things a man would ever ask for. There are no good women around. The laws are completely misandric. Women divorce a man and take most of his savings, nearly all of his future earnings. Do not think that we disrespect women. Respect is EARNED. It is not GRANTED and it is not an ENTITLEMENT. If your husband respects all women, then he, and you, are misusing the word respect.
Should he respect a woman that beats her children? (60% of child abuse is by women).
Should he respect a woman that molests a child? (50% of pedophiliacs are women).
Should he respect a woman that claims falsely she was raped (much greater than the numbers of actual rapes.) Specifically she he respect the woman that falsely accused the Duke Lacrosse team?
Should he respect a woman who wins custody (88%) and then interferes with court ordered visitation?
Should he respect women who leave young children at home to go to a bar?
If I had asked similar questions about men, would you have said he should respect those men? Do you respect ALL men regardless of their actions?
No, we will not respect “women”. We WILL respect any PERSON that has earned respect by being noble, honorable, righteous, honest, brave, loving, caring, helpful, and kind. Or displays any number of other wonderful qualities. Those women that act like yapping harpies will get none of our respect. Just, as we do not respect men that beat women, rape them, abuse kids, or act in any number of other wicked ways.
Joseph,
Very true; you said it.
Bravo Man.
Leave it to a woman to say that ‘all of life is about having kids’. Guess what, that is what YOUR life is all about. Because your a woman.
my ex had more games than milton bradley & the parker brothers……………………
Good woman? Most women, including you, are parasites who live only to get laid, get pregant and bloodsuck men. Vermin like you must die.
Why do women nowadays want to have babies since, in the end, they send it to a nursery?
Most women appear someone before marriage and someone else after marriage. They talk softly and about love and children before marriage, but after marriage they unmask themselves.
Depends how long you’ve known them for before marriage, if that happens it wasn’t long enough lol!
I just had a kid July 4th. The nurse had to cut the tv off before delivery because my girl couldn’t keep her eyes off of Lifetime.
Did the Romans switch the tube off because Jesus was zoned in on James Bond?
Fuck you for saying “it was different”, because I bet my left nut there’s a flock of yappy sirens reading this right now saying just that.
Women think making babies is a greater contribution to life than everything a man does throughout his whole life, they don’t say this but through their ignorance and inconsideration they unswervingly believe it.
Look making babies is great and all but since women have no perspective of what men do for them to put them in a safe and loving environment, to give them everything and then not having to do a day of work for their whole lives, then women should all shut the fuck up!
Rats, cockroaches and Houseflies give birth too. Ain’t that special?
Now, THAT –>> was fucking manlarious.
@CRAIGMAC - Damn right 1000% fucking right on the money.
I posted almost exactly the same thought the other day.
HA! I’m gonna write that down…
Basically childbirth to women is their finest perfomance and by performance i mean ACTING!
Its probably no different than having an orgasm, which many women fake for fear that they actually show enjoyment for being pounded!
Women are trash. Now don’t get me wrong, I love pussy. I just hate the useless motherfucking God damn flesh around it. You are my hero for creating this website.
youve just never met real women .All you know are barflies and magazine models.Get out and mingle.
Lol. Surely people have won the lottery before right? The odds are about the same. Save your money and time Cal. Treat them like shit and mean it. They won’t be able to leave you alone. They will still be trash but it will be trash that you can fuck and chuck.
Real women are useless pieces of crap, and should be mass killed.
sick feminist are useless pieces of shit , men do not hire them anymore , they’re just deadweight .
When we consider our belief system we tend to look for EVIDENCE which will support our theory instead of searching for EVIDENCE which will prove our theory to be incorrect. What you have done is provide information concerning no women which is USELESS and of course pointless because it does not invalidate the theory. Also to suggest a potential problem must be exclusive to womankind before it is valid is ridiculous. When we take your blanket broad sweeping statement of “Nobody can protect you from stealth killers.” We can search for EVIDENCE to prove your statement incorrect, such as the woman who successfully fended off Bundy. This would suggest to me that she protected herself. I therefore conclude that only one woman in 35 is capable of fending off a serial killer. I also conclude that a woman has successfully protected herself from a stealth killer which ultimately proves your statement to be false.
That’s beside the point. Nobody can protect you from stealth killers. It’s not a woman specific problem:
John Wayne Gacy is thought to have killed and sexually assaulted 32 boys between 1976 to his arrest in December 1978. John Wayne Gacy would use his contracting business to attract young men eager for work, many of whom were subjected to rape. Thirty two of whom lost their lives. Gacy also entertained local kids dressed as a clown. John Wayne Gacy was convicted of murder with a recommendation for the death penalty.
Yeah - like when Ted Bundy was around, and he was being thwarted by manginas galore right - that kind of thing? - Here’s me kidding myself thinking a woman could walk on her own safely anywhere anytime….
They don’t need that. There’s always a cavalier or mangina around who will come to their defense and they know it.
Thats interesting, are you suggesting that females have a predominantly fearless nature ? Please embellish on your theory - cheers !
Women don’t live in fear, don’t kid yourself.
Fantastic defence of your subjective observation.
When a woman says “no!” she really means lick me out first right?