Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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April 10th, 2007 at 7:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Preach on, Brother Billy, preach on.
April 10th, 2007 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 752dcd2bdb704
Miriam is trash who would rather keep the peace with lies than face confrontation by the liberation of truth.
These people are the ones who killed Christ.
April 10th, 2007 at 9:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 133a528274b9c
And so we loom closer and closer to becoming a cult. @.@
April 14th, 2007 at 6:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 8bb6baad572f7
Boys take more pain! My arse.
If men had periods they would have a 2 week working month and if they gave birth to children, they’d work for the first month and then have 8 months off with their legs up!
And, hey! I’m a man.
April 14th, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8ad5beedadb9f
But, hey! You’re a liar.
April 15th, 2007 at 8:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 3dc47cb75709e
Of course he is in wife pleasing mode so he has to lie because the truth would only piss her off.
May 1st, 2007 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d1479a30a8979
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever read. and YES, men can take and tolerate more pain than women. the fact that we have to put up w/ their bullshit- just to get what we really want- will attest to that fact.
May 1st, 2007 at 7:30 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Sadism forever.
September 13th, 2007 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: c41fe27e96c6a
Audacious are we talking in terms of meters or yards?
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
i love the word audacious O.O …but anyways….ive noticed that a lot of this is just babble babble and it makes me think that some of you just love to argue and even if you dont believe some of the stuff you say…youre saying it cuz you like to argue… :/
p.s. oooo look bubbles ?
September 30th, 2007 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
Men built the pyramids. That’s no babble. That’s a fact.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:09 am - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
Mansman…really? Men built the pyramids? Are you positively sure about this? As I’m sure that many many historians and skeptics would love to hear this! I mean the whole mystery about who built the pyramids and how…well you’ve solved it!! You just blew the thousands of people that have been researching it for decades right outta the water.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:22 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
What’s your theory Clair? Women built it to worship dick?
October 9th, 2007 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: a281a32be3004
….no. Very creative though, you should be proud. I personally don’t have in depth theories regarding the mystery of the pyramids.
October 9th, 2007 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Well it certainly wasn’t weakling women, Clair baby. You really need to get with the program on this one.
October 9th, 2007 at 5:30 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Here you go, ignoramus Clair. Some facts for you to fill the gap between your ears.
“An estimated 20,000 to 30,000 workers built the Pyramids at Giza over 80 years. Much of the work probably happened while the River Nile was flooded”.
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/pyramids/pyramids.html
October 9th, 2007 at 6:27 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Looks like I just blew Clair “right outta the water” (sic).
October 9th, 2007 at 6:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
We all know Jesus was an extremely tolerant man who almost never showed signs of anger. However, on returning back to a temple and seeing it being corrupted with people making use of his name to earn money, he flew into a rage.
Jesus ftw!
November 8th, 2007 at 9:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbee2433306a9
To all women who say men can’t stand pain
http://www.danheller.com/circumcision.html
Circumcision > Childbirth. Mainly because the last one is forced and Childbirth is the reaction you get for having sex. So shut up already, if you didn’t want to have a child you could have easily stuck to masturbation…or is it masterbation? Hm
November 8th, 2007 at 9:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbee2433306a9
And for the record, notice how it usually the women who says yes to circumcision and not the fathers, who you know, actually have a penis and knows that shit hurts?