Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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January 20th, 2007 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Aww its so cute when she uses a dictionary to outsmart us.
January 20th, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Wrong! A woman would go shopping, sell herself out like a whore, then come back and feed her children with the money.
January 20th, 2007 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
dogs rule
i love my dogs a lot
That would be “communicators”, retard. Grow a brain, idiot.
This is too easy…….
tell us, when was the first time both Mommy and Daddy (when he was out of prison) told you you should have been aborted? LOL
OEPS ;)
January 20th, 2007 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 891765fb8d0f3
Recently, my friend said that penguins tend to push other penguins off glaciers to see if the water is deep enough to swim in.
So I said to him:
“Women and children first!”
January 20th, 2007 at 9:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 22ccac414b513
Psh. Cat’s are the uber cool and uber cuteness. It is scientifically proven that stroking a cat relieves stress :D. And I can attest thats true.
I heard about the “stroking a cat relieves stress” study, but check out this article, just published today. It cites a recent study that finds that the health benefits of dog ownership outweigh the benefits of cat ownership. Looks like it’s undeniable: DABTC.
January 20th, 2007 at 9:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Don’t you just love watching the false cause fallacy at work, inferring causal links between ham and cheese?
Golly me, if there’s statistical overlap there simply must be a link!
I don’t own a cat, btw.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
- Idir - AVavaInouva2
January 21st, 2007 at 11:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
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Woman Hear Me Roar, pricks (95) Says:
BLAH BLAH
You are an outcast of this website, now fuck off.
January 21st, 2007 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: edfb5c8cdb5b7
Just Another Whore, said: “Give a woman money, she’ll feed her children. Give a man money he’ll make sure his kids will starve, use it to buy guns, or spend it on himself.
Isn’t that what world wide studies tell us time and time again?
You are still a human reject with no social skills, no class, no worth, and oh, burdened with a very tiny little penis. LOL
Typical, you are jealous waste, turd. ”
Give a women money she’ll buy cigarettes for her and let her children live off government cheese while using the father’s child support to buy meth for her boyfriend.
Give a man money and he will make the world in the image of God. Invent, innovate, conquer.
The only thing I’m jealous of is the power of a creator being that lets scum like you draw breath in this world. Not of your obese ass, you’re cuckold boyfriend, or you’re illegitimate bastards.
A New Order is rising. You will bow or you wil starve.
January 21st, 2007 at 3:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 22ccac414b513
I agree - I always take such research with a huge grain of salt, and it was only in fun that I referred to that article. Do I really think they controlled for all of the possible confounding variables? Definitely not. Did they actually distribute dogs and cats to a random sample of individuals and take the subjects’ blood pressures after a few years? Or did they just survey those laid-back, active people who already owned dogs versus the fat, lazy, uptight people who are inclined to own cats? Only kidding here…
Anyways, we’re way off topic and I’m making it worse.
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Yes, such ‘research’ is ubiquitous in the media along with its silly, halfbaked inferences conveyed as gospel.
Unsurprisingly, Dr June McNicholas - Health psychologist…
- Jean Michel Jarre - Equinoxe 1-4
January 23rd, 2007 at 3:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
check out this 5 part video on male discrimination
April 9th, 2007 at 4:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 104b058c9f2a5
Why are you so hatefu to one another, there is already enough srtife in our corner of the world without trying to turn our own kind against eachother. I am startled by what I have seen on this website, haven’t you ever read the Bible? It says in one verse, “This is my comandment; love ye one another, that your joy may be full”.
April 10th, 2007 at 7:27 am - IP Man-Hash: bf6f24347df30
You’re right and Jesus did love the world but it didn’t stop him from attacking the hypocrites and the fools who were teaching people falsehoods. And him loved them by telling them the truth.
We are here to tell the truth about the common female and the feminist lies they spread. Sometines the truth just isn’t pleasant.
April 10th, 2007 at 7:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Preach on, Brother Billy, preach on.
April 10th, 2007 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 752dcd2bdb704
Miriam is trash who would rather keep the peace with lies than face confrontation by the liberation of truth.
These people are the ones who killed Christ.
April 10th, 2007 at 9:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 133a528274b9c
And so we loom closer and closer to becoming a cult. @.@
April 14th, 2007 at 6:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 8bb6baad572f7
Boys take more pain! My arse.
If men had periods they would have a 2 week working month and if they gave birth to children, they’d work for the first month and then have 8 months off with their legs up!
And, hey! I’m a man.
April 14th, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8ad5beedadb9f
But, hey! You’re a liar.
April 15th, 2007 at 8:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 3dc47cb75709e
Of course he is in wife pleasing mode so he has to lie because the truth would only piss her off.
May 1st, 2007 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d1479a30a8979
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever read. and YES, men can take and tolerate more pain than women. the fact that we have to put up w/ their bullshit- just to get what we really want- will attest to that fact.