Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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October 26th, 2006 at 12:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
abolish womens suffrage and affirmitive action and society will be back on track.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 707db0aa1f86e
Rebuilding the patriarchy and civilization-wide masculinity is the first step to a cultural confident West that will swat radical Islam like a fly.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 707db0aa1f86e
Lol too true. The only thing complex about women is trying to communicate with such a creature, in the same way that it’s comlicated to communicate with a dog or an ape. Are animals complex because we don’t understand them? No, just fucking stupid, like women. Except dogs are loyal.
October 26th, 2006 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 01ba0fc07f53a
Dogs are better comunicators than women are.
And yes dogs are very loyal.
Women simply suck as human beings.
October 26th, 2006 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51d4b8bcde989
Rebuilding the patriarchy and civilization-wide masculinity is the first step to a cultural confident West that will swat radical Islam like a fly.
There’s actually something to this comment.
October 26th, 2006 at 11:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: e25c405e0a0df
Well, of couse there is … because a man wrote it!
October 31st, 2006 at 11:23 am - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
Heres another example of how horrible you women are, and you act like your the only ones who can take care of children… fucking sick bitches:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/10/17/nabort 217.xml
It doesnt matter who gets in your way does it bitch!
October 31st, 2006 at 11:36 am - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
Couldnt find an exact number on abortions in Calif, but I did see something interesting:
http://www.abortionfacts.com/statistics/states/california.asp
Look down at the percentage of unwed mothers, 31%
Another example of what women really want kids for, CHILD SUPPORT AND WELFARE. Oh, and dont forget all the attention… “poor little me is a single mommy and no one cares”… total fucking bullshit!
Women are a drag on society, they wouldnt know how to take care of anything but yourselves.
November 10th, 2006 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: a67fd30c8c3be
you fuckin men are such dick heads, you men are the disaster not the woman!! Who are the ones who start wars, n then ppl end up dieing?? and go out and murder someone for no reason, well i cn answer that……MEN!!! you just want to have sex n fight n dats it!! at least woman think abou their lives better!!
woman dnt need men, ok woman arnt as skilled as men in some cases!! but we would live better with out you disrupive men!! men most of the time ruin ppl lives. Also woman can look after them selfes easier than men to, thats another reason why woman would live happily everafter
SO MEN PISS OFF BAK TO MARS!!!!
November 10th, 2006 at 3:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 23500eaac44c3
With all of the power and goodness you ascribe to women, why can you not, as a woman, spell any better?
- Oldone
November 10th, 2006 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6df06f551d478
We conquered Earth so we’ll keep it. Women are incapable of creating anything 1/10th as complicated a space craft, but you should call upon the GODDESS to beam you to a new rock you can ruin.
November 11th, 2006 at 3:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
How it’s made: sanitary pads.
Nuff said.
- Cypress Hill - Lowrider
November 11th, 2006 at 7:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 4af07c51822d5
for your information its a well known fact that women have a higher pain thresh hold than men i have an idea why dont we make some sort of experiment and put a watermellon up a mans arse and see them push it out and see how much pain they are in.
i don’t see the point in this website because if it wasn’t for women then you wouldn’t even be on this planet so i don’t see why u are dissing ur creaters.
November 11th, 2006 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
cassie you really are just a boring women
November 11th, 2006 at 8:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a66d10276b0f
because its all your fault you dumb twat.
December 6th, 2006 at 9:20 am - IP Man-Hash: b023a6fa2ca74
Women don’t have a higher thresh hold for pain. During pregnacy women have a gain in testosterone levels which help them deal with pain. And how do they deal with pain? Poorly. By cussing the one who caused the pregnancy even though it was her idea at the time.
Thep point in this website wasn’t intended for you to see.
Just like you missed the first points that said “Women are not allowed.”
Another dumb bitch with the same stupid comment. If it weren’t for men your dumbass wouldn’t be here either.. It takes two to tango.
Damn how dumb can you girls be?
HINT: The creator isn’t female. But decided to give you girls something you could do without much effort or thought. And you all not very good at that either.
December 14th, 2006 at 1:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 9707943ffeee9
cassie says:
i don’t see the point in this website because if it wasn’t for women then you wouldn’t even be on this planet so i don’t see why u are dissing ur creaters.
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You’re kidding right? Have you not read a single word on this website? Dick clearly makes the case that men are better than women - it’s a fact, we have proof. The fact is, God made everything, yes, even whores- I mean women. If God made everything, and he made men better, then obviously he had a greater purpose for us. Men have accepted this challenge, we do not ‘diss ur creaters’ you stupid, air-headed cum-guzzler.
January 6th, 2007 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: b2c4dc2cfb1c5
To Cassie, Eve was created from Adams rib, at least get your story straight on who created who.
January 20th, 2007 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
“Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. ”
right on
January 20th, 2007 at 8:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
dogs rule
i love my dogs a lot