Pain in My Man Ass
Women only have one skill. The ability to have children. And it’s not so much a skill as much as it is a defense mechanism againt doing work. Like how an octopus shoots ink all over the place when a shark is trying to bite it or stab it with something. That’s how women use their natural defense of cranking out children whenever a job is about to bite ahold of them.
It’s also like how Yakov Smirnoff would say shit about Russia about everything, even when it didn’t apply at all. Women are exactly like Yakov Smirnoff except their broken crutch is their ovaries.
Take promiscuous sex for example. Women will explain away their debauchery with some kind of mythical “biological, reproductive clock” that apparently starts dinging up like a slot machine when they hit twenty-six and spits Spanish Fly into the air like a crop duster. Where I come from we have a term for that. Horseshit.
Women also use the act of bearing a child (even the poseurs who haven’t actually gone through with it yet) to prove that they can take more pain than men — and that women have a higher pain tolerance than we do. Where I come from we have a term for that too. Super horseshit. Here’s the horse to prove it.
Linda LeResche “Poppin Fresh” has just earned the coveted MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month award for August (congratulations Reschey Resche) by releasing some foxy facts and findings that really don’t mean shit if you’re either a man or you’re a women who lets a man do all the thinking, talking, and driving for her. If you’re either one of those then the findings and the rest of life in general are obvious.
Men can take more pain that women, says LeResche. Way the fuck more.
I didn’t read the rest of the study because, what the fuck. It’s obvious. Men can take more pain then women? I figured that out the first time I was kicked in the bean machine and fell to the ground for several minutes. I had seen a woman do the same thing when she was struck in the head by a football. The two are not the same.
So have women have been faking that they can take more pain than men? No. They could never do that sort of thing because a woman would never pass up the opportunity to bray like a pauper while being treated like a princess for stubbing her fucking toe or some silly fucking thing like that. Can you imagine? A woman choosing to keep her mouth shut when she’s just had a gold mine of attention fall on her pinkie toe? No. None of us can. Even with our mighty iMANginations.
The real dickle of this pickle is that women only appear to never be in pain because they never fucking do anything. It’s like an equal rights amendment. Sure, it sounds great (not really), but as soon as women start having to live by it everything falls the fuck apart.
Women never do anything — until its time to have a kid. And when that happens they scream like holy hell and say that no man knows what real pain is.
What I say is if the pain of childbirth is on par with the rest of feminanity’s bullshit, I doubt it even hurts very much at all. Bam Bam and you’re done. What the big fucking deal. I’ll tell you for sure that it can’t be as painful as having to listen to the embarrassing, awkwardly-insulting, half-baked opinions of a woman for the rest of your life, which all men have to do.
I would like to think that Linda LeResche agrees with me. That’s why she’s Miss August.
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October 19th, 2006 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8df4b9656c70a
When they say distraught, they would mean psychologically impaired. Either she did it because she had postnatal depression or the consequences of others finding out she was pregnant were too much for her to handle (ie, strict parents or husband) or she was raped and too ashamed to let others know she was pregnant, or she has an intellectual disability or psychological disorder. In either of these cases, what good do you think punishing her further through pressing charges would have?
No woman in a sound state of mind would give birth and then bury an infant in the absence of other mitigating factors. One thing is clear, she obviously felt there was no other option or no one else or services to turn to for help or support. Widen your sphere of blame, Dutch.
October 19th, 2006 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Bullshit, Female. I suppose no sane man or woman would ever rape, either. Or kill. Or maim.
No one who ever wronged another human being so terribly, an innocent human being - what person is more so than a new born? - is responsible or to be held accountable for his or her actions, right? They must have been temporarily insane to have perpetrated such heinous acts, obviously.
It’s the society at large’s fault for some stupid nutter doing shit like this, right? Or the parents’ fault. At the very least the strict husband’s.
Weren’t you advocating summary emasculation of any and all men deemed rapists, a while back?
Seems you’re gender biased in blatant favouritism of women. What a monumental surprise… Didn’t foresee this one coming.
By implication, are you suggesting women are weak, feeble, devoid of character and fortitude?
Prone to suggestibility?
Lack any free will of their selves?
Would stoop so low as this, in amorality?
Are not to be accountable as superior members of society, endowed with cognitive ability, knowledge of good and evil and free will, are?
Should be reprimanded, or rather not, in lenient concordance with the veridicity of these assertions?
October 19th, 2006 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8df4b9656c70a
Sonyad, I have to go to work..running late as usual. I would like to continue this discussion but may take it to your blog because the moderation that Dick does here is no guarantee that any or all of my responses will be displayed.
October 19th, 2006 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Hell, one could defendably write this one off as a rare occurrence, an exception to the rule.
Abhortion, though, is statistically quite another matter. The daily genocide nobody give a fuck about. Literally.
October 19th, 2006 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Be my guest. That’s a moderation free haven for ranting.
October 19th, 2006 at 3:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I’d be distraught too. If held to attempted infanticide and facing steep years in the slammer.
Ooops. I’m a man. I’d get privileged exemption from the abolition of the death penalty, as a special favour, just 4 me. Then again, I’d never either could (obviously) or would put myself in that situation nor resort to stealthily attempting infanticide while being stupid enough to think no one would notice someone eerily conspicuous in their absence after a good few moths of evolving pregnancy, should I be faced with the situation, in reductio ad absurdum.
October 19th, 2006 at 8:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 586867b3f82dc
-Gentlemen, look upon the enemy and realize -
Lola said:
Men are good for 2 things.
Garbage and recycling.
-Women are good for neither, except for recycling their children for stem cells I suppose.
Thought I was going to say sex? Horseshit. 99% of you don’t know your cock from your elbow, let alone a vagina.
-They aren’t that complicated, many women just like to think that they are, much like many women like to think that “they’re “complicated as well. Get over it, you’re not, most of you will take the path of least resistance the first chance you get. Many of you refuse to accept the simple fact that you even made a mistake. Most of you refuse to accept any responsibility for your own actions. However your Misandry does shine, and I respect that at least.-
Your sperm isn’t any fucking use anymore either, with the population issues we face.
Kindly shut your hairy face, suck in your fat beer belly, pull up your drooping pants to cover up your hairy ass, and take out the garbage, vermin.
-Please get your fat ass off the couch, stop watching Oprah, and try to look at reality. Reality is that you don’t run the world and you never will, you don’t have the drive to. All you’re going to do is sit there and bitch about it.-
-Strength and Honor-
October 20th, 2006 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
Here here
October 21st, 2006 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 2743dcf9ed370
Women aren’t complicated, they’re just fucking stupid. I guess that having two X-chromosomes somehow prevents logic from being formed in their inadequate minds.
They’re not complicated because we can’t figure them out trying to guess what they want, because most of the time women don’t even know what they want.
October 25th, 2006 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: e286c9a1b6940
Aye, you’re completely right there! They never fight for their country, go into wars on the frontline and take the brunt of shit, do they!? Scandalous–assed ho’s!
October 25th, 2006 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
^ i believe women are not allowed in combat.
by the way, some of you might find this article interesting :
http://www.fireandknowledge.org/archives/2005/03/21/why-women-should-n ot-be-allowed-in-combat/
October 26th, 2006 at 9:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 01ba0fc07f53a
We should rush them into the front lines in the next battle.
Let them see what equality really means.
But they should be in their Fem brigades.
I cant stand the idea of another man dying for a cunt. Unless tehy ae some usless mangina.
women suck as humans.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
why should we bother protecting women anymore?
October 26th, 2006 at 12:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
abolish womens suffrage and affirmitive action and society will be back on track.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 707db0aa1f86e
Rebuilding the patriarchy and civilization-wide masculinity is the first step to a cultural confident West that will swat radical Islam like a fly.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 707db0aa1f86e
Lol too true. The only thing complex about women is trying to communicate with such a creature, in the same way that it’s comlicated to communicate with a dog or an ape. Are animals complex because we don’t understand them? No, just fucking stupid, like women. Except dogs are loyal.
October 26th, 2006 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 01ba0fc07f53a
Dogs are better comunicators than women are.
And yes dogs are very loyal.
Women simply suck as human beings.
October 26th, 2006 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51d4b8bcde989
Rebuilding the patriarchy and civilization-wide masculinity is the first step to a cultural confident West that will swat radical Islam like a fly.
There’s actually something to this comment.
October 26th, 2006 at 11:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: e25c405e0a0df
Well, of couse there is … because a man wrote it!
October 31st, 2006 at 11:23 am - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
Heres another example of how horrible you women are, and you act like your the only ones who can take care of children… fucking sick bitches:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/10/17/nabort 217.xml
It doesnt matter who gets in your way does it bitch!