They Can Never Take Our Pimpdom
You know what I think is hilarious: that the only successful woman pimp ever — Heidi Fleiss — was so inept that she went to prison and nearly sullied the reputation of one of the greatest thespians of the 20th century. One Charlie “The Green Machine” Sheen.
By the way, when I say “successful”, I mean successful in the way that a woman can be successful, by sleeping her way to the top and dodging the karma tornado of ineptitude for as long as possible.
Ultimately, success for a woman is having the new high score for Most Years Without Fucking Up. I think the record is like two. Princess Di probably holds it too. I don’t really know. I don’t give a shit.
Women do not make good pimps. In fact, they don’t make pimps at all.
Pimping requires business sense, charisma, and compassion; which are all fucking stuff that no woman has. Usually not being qualified doesn’t stop them from doing anything though. Single mothers raise children every day. However, there’s no affirmative action for pimping.
Let’s look at the facts.
Pimps cannot take maternity leave.
Pimps cannot afford to dress way inappropriately for work.
Pimps cannot start crying while business is going on around them.
At the end of the day, pimping is the oldest profession in the world. It’s been around ever since the first woman saw the first man building a shelter, making dinner, and inventing vegetables and thought to herself, “I can’t do any of that shit. Guess I better learn how to fuck.”
And she never did.
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Female, there is much of merit in your post of 7:10pm, and even more in what Geeza quotes.
is excellent advice. All should heed it, even its author. Especially, if I may say, its author.
However, with most women today, Geeza’s comment:
is entirely correct.
I’ve had considerable personal and professional experience of women behaving abominably and expecting their behaviour to be ignored. Men generally grasp that there are consequences and sanctions for poor behaviour (though usually not men raised by single mothers).
-wolfe
You might also try jumping through hoops, swallowing swords and juggling your testicles. Women expect to be treated with respect purely because they are women regardless of how disgracefully they may behave.
Do you think I give one shit what you think of me now? Save your breathe.
So men (like always) have to take the first step. What a hypocritical fucking bitch you are, Female. Completely full of shit and conviction just like always.
-Dick
I agree. Somewhere in the forums I suggested this to Dick, and got told to F off. Hopefully this website will serve to show the misogynists a few truths, which I know are; if you want to change the way someone is treating you, you might try changing the manner in which you are viewing that person. If men treat women without respect, they cannot be expected to be respected in return. Women will simply perceive them as the lowest in the chain of life. The only way men and women can actually get along is based on respect. Admiration follows on from that.
Unfortunately for some men, they think that just because they have some talent, or looks, or money, that this is enought to earn a woman’s respect. This is false. It might earn her admiration, ie, self-made man = resourceful/talented in business, however, if this man is a complete narcissist, he will not earn her respect, for that depends on respectful behaviour shown towards her and others and nothing less. Thus ends the rant, I’m really sick of repeating this over and over.
female, no need to apologize. I was an idiot. I posted that in the wrong thread.
Female said:
Come again? You think I believe in stats? Read some of my earlier posts and then hit me again with some other argument that may actually be relevant to what I think.
-I have read everything that has been posted on here, and from what I can see some of your arguements have merit, while others are blatantly misandrist, personally (and I know I will lose serious Man Points for doing this) I don’t believe there is a superior sex, I believe that there are superior PEOPLE,(nor do I espouse any type of predjudicial beliefs on race) your hatred of men or at least scorn, shows that they are something you pretend to understand but refuse to comprehend.
Abaddonaff, in regards to your other comments, I think I’ll address them in the Laws of Man forum. Thanks ever so much
-You actually didnt argue any of my points in your response so I will take that as you really have nothing to argue about and that you see the truth, as the old adage goes, silence gives consent. You are more than welcome to take my statements anywhere you like, the truth is the truth irregardless of where it goes.
In ending, one of the main reasons that the war of the sexes is so pronounced in todays society is that we refuse to accept our differences and work together, instead we sit here and sqabble over whos better at what and in the end nothing really gets done to better anyone.
Female said:
You are reading something into my post that was not in it. I do not hate prostitutes, not at all. I have been inside a brothel (was a mistake, I went into the wrong door; I thought it was the nightclub) and came across a prostitute hard at work on a john. In less than a month I’lll be living in AUs answer to the redlight district in Amsterdam. A friend of mine chose to work as a prostitute (true, I didn’t condone it - only because she didn’t have to choose that occupation and in her case, she did choose); someone else I know works on the front desk in a brothel, so whoever you think I am, you think wrong.
Personally, I dont know who you are, and from your previous posts I dont know what to think about you. However, I never said that you HATED prostitution, I said that you disregard the harm of it being illegal not only to other women, but men as well. It doesn’t really matter where you live in my book but what you say. In my personal view, I DO think that legalized prostitution would reduce the percentage of rapes, not only of women but of the prostitutes themselves, getting back to the original subject of “pimping” as it were. One of a pimps many jobs is to protect their “product”. That is why they are necessary as of right now.
I apologise Grump, I do remember you fondly, as well as not so fondly, but I hold no ill feeling towards you.
It’s good to know that I am remembered fondly.
No. I mean 75 cents on the dollar. Look it up you outdated bitch. You don’t even know your own platform. What a joke.
-Dick
I’m FM2 now am I? Just like you’re wolfe and Arielle is grump.
On the dollar? I think you might mean ‘in each dollar.’ Alas, the tax bracket I’m in is a bit steeper than that. Don’t choke on your loathing.
What are the other improvements on the Mark2 model Female? Besides making the Snotty Cunt dial go to 11.
That attitude is why you make 75 cents on the dollar.
-Dick
You can read? Well done. Maybe next you’ll surprise everyone and learn comprehension.
A billboard is not a logical fallacy. It is a noun.
-Dick
Billboard? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_fallacy
Billboard and idea is an oxymoron?
I already covered this topic. Women don’t know what the fuck words mean.
-Dick
Surely an oxymoron.
That’s hilarious. It should be on a billboard — which gives me an idea.
-Dick
Nicole said: “I like her and I give a shit so just shut the fuck up.”
I find this to be rather interesting. What part of this site exactly gave you the impression that you could feel free to speak your mind by telling the MAN in charge to “shut the fuck up.� Was it perhaps the name of the site; “Men Are Better Than Women� or perhaps the bold words at the top of the first page that read: “No Women Allowed.� An interesting query is it not. Thank you Nicole, for demonstrating that women can neither read nor comprehend what is written.
Female, how can you argue against prostitution and make this statement. “In less than a month I’lll be living in AUs answer to the redlight district in Amsterdam. A friend of mine chose to work as a prostitute (true, I didn’t condone it - only because she didn’t have to choose that occupation and in her case, she did choose); someone else I know works on the front desk in a brothel,….” So your friends are prostitutes, thus women are prostitutes, you have proven Dick correct.
Female, you are for legalized prostitution, but against it being legal because it may lower the number of rapes? Absurd, with a touch of the ironic, I should say. You are most amusing. Dick! I have a new anti-drug commercial, “Female, every man’s anti-drug.” or perhaps “this is your brain.” there is a picture of a man, “this is your brain on drugs.” Show a picture of Female, what do you think?