They Can Never Take Our Pimpdom
You know what I think is hilarious: that the only successful woman pimp ever — Heidi Fleiss — was so inept that she went to prison and nearly sullied the reputation of one of the greatest thespians of the 20th century. One Charlie “The Green Machine” Sheen.
By the way, when I say “successful”, I mean successful in the way that a woman can be successful, by sleeping her way to the top and dodging the karma tornado of ineptitude for as long as possible.
Ultimately, success for a woman is having the new high score for Most Years Without Fucking Up. I think the record is like two. Princess Di probably holds it too. I don’t really know. I don’t give a shit.
Women do not make good pimps. In fact, they don’t make pimps at all.
Pimping requires business sense, charisma, and compassion; which are all fucking stuff that no woman has. Usually not being qualified doesn’t stop them from doing anything though. Single mothers raise children every day. However, there’s no affirmative action for pimping.
Let’s look at the facts.
Pimps cannot take maternity leave.
Pimps cannot afford to dress way inappropriately for work.
Pimps cannot start crying while business is going on around them.
At the end of the day, pimping is the oldest profession in the world. It’s been around ever since the first woman saw the first man building a shelter, making dinner, and inventing vegetables and thought to herself, “I can’t do any of that shit. Guess I better learn how to fuck.”
And she never did.
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August 16th, 2005 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Oh I’m sorry. Did I finally stumble onto a single topic where your sexuality isn’t “relevant”? Or did I just beat you to the donkey punch?
It’s 100% relevant because you don’t know shit about the sexuality of men and women. You have no frame of reference. You have no philosophy. Lesbians commenting on matters of sex are like Star Wars geeks wondering into an Opera and saying the cardboard scenery is shit. Get back to your power tools and your emotional problems, Horty.
-Dick
August 16th, 2005 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 2b2d272a0c255
Why must you assume I have emotional problems? Because a lesbian can’t be a sane happy person? My frame of referrence is my own experiance, what’s yours?
August 16th, 2005 at 11:33 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Not at all. I assume you have emotional problems because you insist on commenting on a site where you’re not welcome and are repeatedly abused.
That’s a sickness.
Your life might be better with a job and a psychiatrist — not necessarily gained in that order.
It has nothing to do with your attention-whoring, bullshit sexual orientation.
-Dick
August 17th, 2005 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 90732515db7b8
I come here because I’m far too opinionated and ‘firery’. It’s also quite funny to see how stupid some of you blokes are. I have a job, I work in a chocolate shop and I go to school. Next year I’m going to uni and will be training to become a clinical psychologist, so maybe I can get over my ‘emotional problems’ and save some money at the same time?
August 17th, 2005 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Horty,
No one here is your friend. Take that kind of Show and Tell personal propaganda bullshit to the bus station or the laundromat — where also no one gives a shit.
-Dick
August 21st, 2005 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
I like her and I give a shit so just shut the fuck up.
August 28th, 2005 at 9:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2b9da15ad0ef9
Random interesting tidbit: the ultimate in the Feminist “movement” is prostitution. More specifically, lesbian prostitution.
Think about it. Prostitution requires good intuition (you have to avoid the Police or you’ll be arrested), good business sense (you have to know how much your product is worth), good marketing (you’ve GOT to be able to make sure your product is noticed, otherwise you won’t make any money), and the list goes on and on.
A Lesbian prostitute is the ultimate feminist, because lesbians have totally rejected their dependance on men and decided to take all matters into their own hands (which are controlled by their easily swindeled minds).
September 8th, 2005 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
Planning on defending your argument anytime soon:
Pimping makes the world a better place how exactly?
Splitting up marriges?
Increasing STI’s?
Making sex less speical?
Answer.
January 3rd, 2006 at 3:53 am - IP Man-Hash: d9e452e868da2
By encouraging prostitution, pimping helps the world in several ways. It allows men to have sex for money, but at a pre-determined amount (unlike marriage), if legalized and controlled it could be used to great effect in reducing the idea of sexual currency, STDs, rape, ect ect. Most pimps actually are there to make sure that the hookers “merchandise” doesn’t get harmed by the johns.
January 3rd, 2006 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Absolutely right, Abaddon. Absolutely right.
-Dick
January 3rd, 2006 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
Pffft. Let me fill in the blanks for you Abaddonaff, if you are going to make a claim that prostitution should be legal because it reduces rapes, then maybe you might like to support that claim with a few rape related stats from a country that has legalized it. Holland springs to mind.
January 3rd, 2006 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
In Holland rapes fell from 100% to 0%. Go fuck yourself, Female.
-Dick
January 3rd, 2006 at 4:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
I’d be interested in seeing a reference for that. Preferably not one from a Mad comic.
January 4th, 2006 at 2:08 am - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
Get fucked yourself, Dick.
January 4th, 2006 at 3:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 60ea366507b28
I will try to explan in clear concise terms why I “believe” this is so. I would imagine that a lot of MEN are for prostitution, and although it was probably a MAN that enacted a law against it, you can be sure that there was some nag back at the homestead berating the poor bastards into making it law.
1. Prostitution gives women “competition” something that they don’t like, I am sure that there are several “statistics” on the amount of women that become morbidly obese after they get married. Why would you include something like that into your point you might ask? Because, they believe that they don’t have to “compete” anymore for a mate(however untrue this may be) so they load up on dunkin donuts and ho hos and expand like a water balloon.
2. Prostitution lowers womens sexual currency or sexual power if you will, when a man can just go and get sex for a pre-determined amount the sexual power of women drop as a whole. This probably upsets many women to no end. Sex is a primary tool used to control many mens lives. It is actually gives a sickening insight into the female mind and its need to “control” everything in their lives.
3. As I said before, if controlled by the government legalized prostitution would actually SAVE more women from violence and STD’s by providing safe areas to conduct buisness, note however that many women aren’t concerned with their “sisters” plight if it directly effects their own agenda.
4. It’s the oldest profession in the world, next to theft, for millions of years women have been more than willing to lay on their backs in order to get what they want, without actually having to work for it, if you need modern day examples of this look at the welfare system, marriage, the child support system, and modern day prostitution.
Another thing, many “statistics” are merely numbers coerced into a form to make a view appealing to members of society, I don’t really believe in them due to the fact that they have been misused so much. Female you inability to view anything without the backup of numbers is short-sighted to say the least.
January 4th, 2006 at 4:48 am - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
Come again? You think I believe in stats? Read some of my earlier posts and then hit me again with some other argument that may actually be relevant to what I think.
And let me guess what Dick’s next post will be, mmmmmm, well let’s see, right about now, we’d be up to the standard, “nobody cares what you think Female. You’re a woman. Fuck off my site.” How trite.
Abaddonaff, in regards to your other comments, I think I’ll address them in the Laws of Man forum. Thanks ever so much.
January 4th, 2006 at 5:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 60ea366507b28
January 4th, 2006 at 5:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 60ea366507b28
Female,
While you stand on your tower of supposed intellect, let me ask you this. Have you ever seen a prostitute? Much less talked to one? Many of them are drug addicts of their own volition and have been beaten or abused not only by their “johns” but also by society in general. You spout all this nonsense about this site degrading women, however you fail to take into account the plight of your “sisters” living out on the streets, sucking dick for crack rocks, or heroin. Legalizing prostitution would end quite a bit of that by enforcing some sort of CONTROL over the basic questions asked about everything these being,
1. Who
2. What
3. When
4. Where
5. How
You give no thought to these women, who CHOSE their own lives, and lifestyles, and instead are going to bring my comments (which are true) to some misandrist site for ridicule.
January 4th, 2006 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: ffdf937c0101a
You are reading something into my post that was not in it. I do not hate prostitutes, not at all. I have been inside a brothel (was a mistake, I went into the wrong door; I thought it was the nightclub) and came across a prostitute hard at work on a john. In less than a month I’lll be living in AUs answer to the redlight district in Amsterdam. A friend of mine chose to work as a prostitute (true, I didn’t condone it - only because she didn’t have to choose that occupation and in her case, she did choose); someone else I know works on the front desk in a brothel, so whoever you think I am, you think wrong. Prostitution is legal in AU, provided it is not on the street and no solicitation occurs. I have no problem with that.
January 4th, 2006 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 8dd3dc862afae
Female, no one cares where you’ve been. You’re a woman.
-Dick