Sports Are a Woman’s Best Friends. She Hates Them.
If I could go back in time and invest in something that would make me millions of Pounds Sterling, it would be this:
If there’s ever any kind of man-sanctuary from women’s constant BS (bullshit), it will immediately be overrun and ruined by women.
That’s a rock fucking solid investment. And it’s been true since the first primitive man said to himself, ‘Fuck. Woman are annoying.’ Then made a crude caveman type sign that said, ‘No fucking women allowed in this cave today.’ Then found himself ass deep in women.
That’s how women operate. They’re like locusts. They have no respect for anything — especially themselves.
What I’m talking in this case is the hallowed halls of sport and sporting. So rich they are with man-ness that fully grown men are want to fall to their knees and weep. But they don’t, because there’s no fucking crying in sports. Even in victory there’s no crying, because that’s completely fucking embarrassing. Suck it up.
When a woman starts talking about the outcome of an event of sport — talking like she actually gives a shit about it or has the first clue as to why it’s monuMANtally important — I politely roll my eyes, make a sour face, and think to myself.
I sure hope you have a dick, lady. Because otherwise you’re completely full of shit.
Women who claim to be interested in sports are complete frauds and, like usual, are lying to get attention.
There has never been a woman interested in any sport. And when I say any sport I mean baseball and football and soccer and the sorts of things played by men. Girl-soccer and girl-hockey and softball played without a keg on second base are not sports. They’re charity.
Need proof? Probably not because whenever a woman talks about how much she loves sports she sounds about as genuine as a pedophile on Halloween.
Here’s some proof anyway.
1. Most women haven’t gotten off their ass in ever. At the age of twelve, women give up all physical activity and begin a long life of posturing and posing and sitting on comfy ottomans while slinging catty remarks at one another. When it comes to sports they have absolutely no frame of reference.
2. You can’t be an alcoholic unless you drink by yourself. The same is true for being a sports fan. It’s great to scream and cheer at the bar, but do you think any woman has ever had a San Jose Sharks logo on her underwear without anyone else knowing about it? No. Because if she did she’d take the next bus to San Jose and start trolling the sports bars half naked. I’ve seen it a hundred times.
Here comes the most important reason. This is the big money investment.
3. Listen to a woman after her “favorite” sports team (which is always coincidentally the exact same team as the mate or mates she’s trying to attract) has won the game. What will you hear? Only the following:
“They won!”
They? What the fuck they? As men, we all know what any legitimate sports fan would say.
“We won!”
Because we men know that they as a fan — and as a man — we had just as much to do with the victory as some Gatorade-swilling, hot-ass-model-wife-having, endorsement-jerking so-called “athlete” with their million dollar shoe and perfume deals.
And that’s why women hate sports.
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November 20th, 2005 at 3:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 8066b11f8da5d
The bard himself, Shakespeare comes to mind !!!
Almost…….
November 20th, 2005 at 3:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 637bafa67bded
Arielle, as a woman, that’s something you wouldn’t be dumb enough to do.
November 20th, 2005 at 4:33 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Wow. How insulting. Guess she should have married a “lesbian”.
-Dick
November 20th, 2005 at 5:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 637bafa67bded
That might be your fantasy but it isn’t mine.
November 20th, 2005 at 10:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
It wasn’t “dumb” - he was MISDIAGNOSED at the first hospital we took him to. The doctor said he had a virus.
I’ve tried to be very respectful while commenting on this board. If you mess with my man, that may change.
November 21st, 2005 at 12:59 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Well I can’t guarantee that I won’t mess around with him if he’s on these boards and comes across like a sexist pig. If he stays away, there shouldn’t be a problem.
November 21st, 2005 at 1:38 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Jesus, you’re a dumb bitch, Female. You insulted a woman because her husband was misdiagnosed by a medical professional and then have the gaul to promise to do so again.
The first time you had sex was with a guy who was fucking you as a joke wasn’t it.
-Dick
November 21st, 2005 at 1:52 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Again, that is your fantasy. You really need to stop with these projections.
November 21st, 2005 at 1:57 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Molested by your mother then? Something had to damage you beyond repair.
Whatever the case, you should be imprisoned from society — or at least revoked of the priviledge of having children to befoul with your sick abuse addiction.
-Dick
November 21st, 2005 at 2:03 am - IP Man-Hash: ef58dd1b8c32e
ROFL. In Christian’s words, “looked in the mirror lately?”
November 21st, 2005 at 2:13 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
How impressive. The “I know you are, but what am I?” defense. Well played, mule.
-Dick
November 21st, 2005 at 3:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 140d93d99d74d
At least we have one sensible female on board.
November 21st, 2005 at 8:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Female seems to have a talent for that. She made some unpleasant and gratuitous remarks about my girlfriend; ever since then I’ve had difficulty viewing her words other than through a sheen of contempt. She is quick to curse, quick with a bigoted slur (ethnic, racial, sexual preference, gender or religious), and very eager to engage in harsh unfounded personal attacks. Dick’s responses to her may seem harsh, but I fear she has earned them. Do watch out for her.
Christian: “At least we have one sensible female on board.” Provisionally, I agree.
-wolfe.
November 21st, 2005 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
Well said, Wolfe. You don’t know me, and only have access to a few of my opinions. (Though I do appreciate the compliment, Christian J.) There are certainly areas in which I’m not very sensible - but I am smart enough to know that feminism is a dead-end, joyless way of life.
I appreciate that the men on this site have been willing to allow me to enter the ongoing discussions. You all are more gentlemanly than certain women would acknowledge.
November 21st, 2005 at 10:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Thank you, Arielle. No, I do not know you, but I recall your post discussing the rise of feminism in the 60’s — and suggesting some male culpability in an eagerness to get sex. I’ve believed that myself, and so when I saw some similarly cogent posts from you — right or wrong, you have so far come across as both polite and cogent — I felt it appropriate to comment.
Dick can correct me if I am mistaken, but ladies (and women) are not allowed not because there is the desire to operate some form of boy’s club here, but because:
1. Most women will be irrationally offended and greatly troubled by many of the ideas expressed on this site;
2. Many women these days seem to believe that expressing themselves violently and abusively (at least on the net) is a “right” inherent to their gender.
3. (1 and 2) end up inhibiting a free and fair discussion of ideas.
4. (other reasons as well; not worth the time to enumerate them)
Few, if any, of us are so uncouth. The fact that we know “men are better than women” does not mean that we dislike women, or think they are terrible; far from it.
I must caution you, however, that you will find much that you may dislike, disagree with, or even not understand here. You will, however, likely find remarkable tolerance as long as you do not seek to argue nonsense, toss out irrelevancies, or simply chatter for the dubious pleasure of hearing your own inebriated words, unlike some.
“A good woman is as a rose to be treasured; verily.” Bb 5:19.
Best,
wolfe.
November 22nd, 2005 at 12:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
I’ve already seen posts of Mr. Masterson’s which I do not entirely agree with. I don’t find it necessary to speak up every time I disagree with someone, though - especially as the reason I return here is to ‘hear’ things from a man’s perspective.
I would imagine that most of the men here would recognize a good woman if they met one and would treat her accordingly.
There’s also nothing wrong with the idea of a ‘boy’s club’. I think such establishments can actually be a very healthy outlet for men. There’s no need to feel threatened by a man’s desire to spend time with his peers - after all, most men still prefer to go home to a woman at the end of the day.
November 22nd, 2005 at 12:54 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
The only reason they’re being nice to you sister is because I’ve done all the hard work for you and BROKEN THEM DOWN. They’ve become so fatigued with fighting with me that it’s become joyless and BORING. Ergo, they have adapted by now deciding to be nice to you. No need to thank me. If you don’t believe me, try reading all the posts to and from me over the last 2 months. Knock yourself out.
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:01 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Are you trying to wind me up? It’s either that or you are sensitive to the point of paranoia. Do I need to go to the forums and find the quote? I will if that is what is required here. For brevity’s sake, what I posted was along the lines of that you were keeping your gf in a ‘dumbed down’ position due to installing netnanny on your pc to protect her from coming across this site and your hateful comments to myself and other women on it. Watch out Arielle, they’re all a bunch of con-artists. They revel in it.
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:33 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Wind you up? You insane harpy, you’re wound tighter than a ferret at a Metallica concert. Now what was that about you paving the way for your “sister” Arielle?
Wait, I have a better idea. Why don’t you just fuck off of my site instead of answering. You foul, ugly thing.
-Dick
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:37 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Oh gee dick, that really hurts. Maybe I will fuck off, or maybe I won’t. Who knows what I will do, I’m a female, so it’s in my very nature to change my mind. So sorry, but I just can’t give you any guarantees.