Archive for November, 2006

I Just Repealed the 19th Amendment

Posted in Myths and Lores on November 6th, 2006

A lot of men (and women) ask me why women have the right to vote and, since they very much do have it, why hasn’t some kind of enormous planet sized croquet mallet smashed the Earth into the fucking sun.

The truth of it is that the Earth is in good condition because women don’t have the right to vote. They don’t; they never have; and they never fucking will. [Read more]

Who’s Afraid of the Manliest Man

Posted in Wallow in It on November 2nd, 2006

I’m going to conclude my week’s presentation of the world’s manliest man men with the manliest man man of all.

You. [Read more]