The Booby Trap’s Cousin

Well think again. Apparently, in addition to everything in the world, men are also better than women at not getting raped.

I know this is a sensitive subject, so I’m going to be treading more lightly than usual today. Here’s the gist of what’s going on:

All feminists are more retarded than you think and would rather women be raped in far away countries than miss a chance to flip way the fuck out and ride a high tide of feminist agenda when it’s totally inappropriate and when no one gives a shit.

Rampant rape is a huge problem in Africa, so some woman invented a device that is a big deterrent to rape. You can find more information about the device here, or you can just listen to this humorous description of what it’s like.

It’s like when you get a soda out of a vending machine, instead of pulling out a soda, what happens is that an oven mitt full of fishing hooks permanently attaches to your hand.

Yea. Woah is right, men.

As a man, I can tell you that that is so far beyond fucked you’d need to stop for gas like probably twice to get there. It is not only a serious deterrent to rape, but also to thinking about anything below the waist for the next several days. In fact, I’m making its inventor, Sonette Ehlers,’s first Honorary Man of the Month. Way to go Sondy.

When I first read about this, just like any other man who read about it, I thought it was fantastic. Women are weaker and smaller than men and need that kind of protection. That’s why men invented things like mace, kicks to the groin, and the plastic polymers and alloys that are used in anti-rape devices.

Feminists, however, disagree.

Apparently, having a rape-free environment is someone else’s problem and therefore feminists are calling for the banning of all such anti-rape devices. These feminists are thinking several things, and they’re saying it too, just follow the links at the bottom.

“Responsibility? I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Something can actually deter rape? Does that mean we have to change what we wear?”
“Rapists need to just stop raping. That’s way more feasible!”

Well played, ladies. Well played. We can only hope these jackasses haven’t shamed any temporarily clear-thinking women into staying away from the drug store today.

I know one thing for certain. If alien abductions and anal probing became the outer-space version of The Macarena this year, men would be lining up around the block to buy these fucking things.

Honestly, sometimes I just can’t get over how straight we men truly have our heads screwed on. It’s like we need robots or another gender in the middle just to keep us on our toes.

Some sickening excerpts:
“a disgusting idea and represents a complete failure to understand the nature of rape” here

“The device puts the burden of responsibility on the woman rather than the rapist when clearly it should be the other way round.” here

“It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape. [bolded] here