Women Are All White Power

Writing scientifically why men are better than women are always my favorite articles. In science, there’s no room for emotion. That’s not why women are lousy at science though. Women are shit at science because they have the attention spans and brains of little girls.

When did the myth even start that women act like they do (like bitches) because they’re “more emotional” than men? Does it not take emotion to die for your country and for freedom?

Well I think it fucking does. It takes a hell of a lot more emotion than what it takes to act like a cunt because someone forgot to pick up jam at the store.

Women’s brains are like man brains, but without all the bits inside that make them work properly. Bits like shutting up and think-y before speak-y; those are all missing in a woman’s brain. In order to make up for these deficiencies, women have had to cobble together half-brains out of their existing parts.

That’s where the term half-wit comes from. Women’s brains, their wit if you will, are literally half that of a man — or is it even less than half?

A recent study from the University of California, Irvine has shown that men have 6.5 times the grey matter in their brains that women do, and women have 10 times the amount of white matter in their shit-brains. Guess which matter actually matters?

It’s the grey matter of fucking course.

“In human brains, gray matter represents information processing centers, whereas white matter works to network these processing centers.” -Professor Richard Haier

In layman’s terms, the study means women are all bullshit and no bull. Imagine a fire hose. As men, that’s very easy to do. Now with a man, the hose works properly and puts out the fire. That’s a metaphor for how we use our properly functioning grey matter brains to get the job done. Women, however, take the end of the hose and connect it to the beginning. They spend their entire fucking lives mucking around in their white matter brains, networking bullshit that’s got nothing to do with anything and running around like hens without heads.

Here comes the part which makes science articles such a joy. Here comes the part where emotion has got nothing to do with the hard, cold numbers I’m about to get in the hair of feminism and women and their ridiculous whim of rights and voting and property ownership.

6.5 times the grey matter of men multiplied by 10 times the white matter of women makes men 65 times better than women. It doesn’t get any easier than that.

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