The Second Step is Admitting It
Unlike women, men can be a whole shit load of things over the course of their lives — and all without relying on government quotas or miniskirts. To men that’s an important difference.
We can accelerate in academia for one, we can also become top businessmen in sharp looking suits, or we can simply be good parents. That’s our prerogative as men: whatever we want and however we want to do it.
However, while exercising so much responsibility, we men, from time to time, can also be wrong.
Not in the way that women are wrong, of course. The way a man can be wrong is like placing the fork and knife on the wrong side of the plate. Who cares, everyone still eats. The way that women are usually wrong is by throwing the flatware in the pool, burning dinner, and then playing the period card like its Uno.
Uno! Great. As if women have ever had more than one card.
It’s a widely bullshit myth that men can’t admit they’re wrong. Men admit they’re wrong all the time. There’s more than three billion men in the world right now all taking care of business and responsibilities at lighting fast speeds and in a million different directions. With all that man power flying around fucking of course The Noid is eventually going to show up and ruin a pizza or two. There’s nothing wrong with that. The only thing wrong is the bullshit myth.
No, men admit their wrong. And when they do, they’ll make it right and that’ll be the end of it.
See that’s the first way that men are better than women at admitting they’re wrong. To a woman, being wrong is a two out of a three step process — just like everything else in a woman’s life: two out of three. There’s the fuck up, which they make plenty of, from their history degrees to their mixed fucking signals to their prison pen pals; then there’s the admitting it. And that’s where a woman’s journey ends in a maelstrom of tears and snot and attention. Men on the other hand cross that goal line of absolution and fix the mistake. They take care of it, and they clear their permanent record of jackass doings.
So why don’t women go all the way? It’s not a big deal to fuck up. Besides it’s not like women have any metaphorical ball to drop anyway. What man gives a woman control over her finances? Please. That’s laughable.
The answer is that women don’t fix their mistakes because all women think they’re fucking perfect. Perfect like fucking Nicole Kidman in The Stepford Wives or perfect like that finger stab guy in Aliens, whoever you want, women think that’s them. Who the fuck knows why. Some kiss-ass douche bag that they dated for six months too long or their mother probably told them at some point. Who cares. Whatever the reason, when a woman fucks up her whole goddamn life and psycho self-image crumbles around her like a gingerbread house in May. Then comes the waterworks and then the serious life-change and positive attitude which lasts about a fucking hour and a half. And all the while we men have to put on our tool belts (figurative or actually literal tool belts) and get down to some serious un-fucking up.
You know what the problem is. It’s that men are so good at admitting their wrong and women are so fuck terrible at it that they don’t even notice when it actually happens. They’re waiting for the crying and the screaming and the ten minutes of secret eye-rolling.
The fact of it is though, that men are so smooth at admitting they’re wrong, sometimes no one even notices at all. And really, isn’t that exactly how its supposed to be.
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Woman admitting they’re wrong = utopia
Women REALLLLLY suck at admitting they’re wrong. Amen to that.
And I doubt an honest one ever existed at all.
I was wrong to believe that there might actually be an intelligent man on this site who could quite possibly convince me to see their logic on male chauvinism/dominance. Satire or not…I was eager to understand the plight and find more empathy for today’s male. So far – nobody (except maybe Micho – who seems to be gone now) has been willing to have an open minded exchange…
So yeah, I was wrong.
A woman’s place is in the wrong.
You have had big fat juicy man-logic cocks loaded with sperm quirt all over your face rammed down your throat and right up your ass.
You bet you’re wrong.
menarebetterthanwomen.
Thank you for proving my point, Chris. I guess the bottom line is…once again, I’m now right!
Too late. you already admitted you were wrong all over this website. You’re wrong just by BEING here.
No man needs to “prove you wrong”.
You already went out of your way to do that yourSELF.
The bottom line is always….
Menarebetterthanwomen.
p.s. Go ahead and show everyone that I’m right again. I predict you’ll have to respond – you have an uncontrollable need to ‘get the last word in’.
Make my day.
Make my day.
If that’s all it takes to “make your day”…. then you would be more rewarded to aim higher in life, sweety.
That’s how easy it is for a man to “make your day”.
But we have higher standards.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
An intellectually honest one is a rare bird indeed, Hugh.
Anything said, proposed, written, accomplished, and/or documented (simply recording a synthesis of results) that isn’t in her favor will be described with cognitively-void shaming tactics, or as chauvinism, hate, or just misrepresentation(remember: whimmin have their own category of truth – WHATEVER they feeeeeeel to be true AT THAT MOMENT).
So let’s just revisit, for a moment, all the ways in which we kick their cans all over the field, and how such brilliant and even “average” men, have kept MANY more safe and comfortable, and MANY more healthy and thriving, compared to the number of whimmin who’ve been affected by the evils of men, from petty, to outright atrocities:
“Men on average, versus women on average, are:
Seven percent taller.
Twice as strong.
Fifty percent heavier.
Endowed with 3 1/2 billion more brain cells (22.8 billion vs. 19.3 billion).
Twice as likely to believe men are more intelligent than women.
Forty seven points (18.5%) higher scoring in SAT Math Exams.
Seven percent higher scoring in SAT Verbal Exams.
One hundred points (42%) higher scoring in Graduate Record Exams.
Twenty two points higher scoring in Numbers & Equations. Exams.
Four fold more productive in business.
Forty two points higher scoring in Calculus Exams.
Thirty one points higher scoring in Geometry Exams.
Thirty four points higher scoring in Physics Exams.
Fifty three points higher scoring in Mechanics Exams.
Twenty one points higher scoring in Electricity & Magnetism Exams.
Six points higher scoring in Heat Exams.
Eighteen points higher scoring Wave Phenomena Exams.
Twenty points higher scoring in Modern Physics Exams.
Thirty one points higher scoring in Advanced Math Exams.
Twenty three points higher scoring in General Science Exams.
Eleven points higher scoring in General Math Exams.
Forty percent higher scoring in hand/eye coordination contests like Olympic Platform Diving.
Twelve percent faster in track.
More emotionally stable.
Forty two precent greater income earners overall.
Sixty seven percent greater income earners in sales positions.
Responsible for 90% of average family incomes (California Senate Task Force on Family Equity).
More than one hundred percent of IRS Personal Income Tax Payees.
Less than 10% of federal social/welfare beneficiaries.
Ninety four percent of the prison population.
Perpetrators of less than half of serious crimes.
94% of child support collection efforts.
Pay more and are twice as likely to pay the “child support” ordered.
Acquitted one ninth as often for the same crime.
Sentenced 3 times as long for the same crime.
Less than 1% of harassment and discrimination lawsuits against their employers.
Recipients of less than 10% of “family leave benefits”.
Expected to live seven years shorter.
One third of Social Security recipients.
Eighty percent of murder victims, with no “Violence Against Men Act” to protect them.
Sixty percent of violent crime victims.
Five times more likely to commit suicide.
Sole initiators of 27% of domestic violence.
Perpetrators of 46% of “severe” domestic violence.
One fourth as likely to file for divorce.
Custodial parents of less than 4% of children of divorce.
One eighth as likely to kill their children.
One eighth as likely to abuse their children.
Holders of less than 35% of the nation’s wealth (Fortune Magazine).
Systemically discriminated against by law through affirmative action.
Forty seven percent of the nation’s voters.
Ninety seven percent of “Noted American Cartoonists”.
Ninety seven percent of “Noted Business Leaders, Industrialists, & Philanthropists”.
Seventy eight percent of “Noted Personalities”.
Eighty six percent of winners of “The Springdarn Medal” by the NAACP.
Ninety nine percent of “National Inventors’ Hall of Fame”.
Eighty five percent of Computer Science Doctorates.
Ninety nine point nine percent of America’s 524,732 battle deaths.
One hundred percent of “National Aviation Hall of Fame”.
One hundred percent of “National Baseball Hall of Fame”.
One hundred percent of “College Football Hall of Fame”.
One hundred percent of “Pro Football Hall of Fame”.
One hundred percent of “National Basketball Association Champions”.
One hundred percent of “National Hockey League Yearly Trophy Winners”.
One hundred percent of “American Bowling Congress Champions”.
One hundred percent of “World Boxing Title Holders”.
One hundred percent of “World Wrestling Championships”.
One hundred percent of “Kentucky Derby Winners”.
One hundred percent of “Tour de France Winners”.
One hundred percent of “Harness Racing Records”.
One hundred percent of “Professional Rodeo Cowboy Association Winners”.
One hundred percent of “US Open Championships” in golf.
One hundred percent of “Indianapolis 500” auto racing winners.
One hundred percent of “World Gran Prix Driver Champions”.
One hundred percent of “America’s Cup Record” in yachting.
One hundred percent of “World Champions in Chess”.
One hundred percent of “US Champions in Chess”.
One hundred (oops, 98.8) percent of Fortune 500 Corporations’ CEOs.
One hundred percent of US presidents.
One hundred percent of the authors of constitutions.
One hundred percent of the original disciples of world religions.
One hundred percent of “Poets Laureate of England”.!
(!actually, the whimmin finally snuck one in here!)
One hundred percent of “Enrico Fermi Award Winners”.
One hundred (oops, ninety five percent) of “Templeton Foundation Prize for Progress in Religion”.
Ninety percent of “Bollingen Prize in Poetry Winners”.
Ninety nine point seven percent of “Nobel Prize in Physics” winners.
Ninety nine percent of “Nobel Prize in Chemistry” winners.
Ninety six percent of “Nobel Prize for Medicine” winners*.
One hundred percent of “Nobel Prize for Economic Science” winners.
Ninety eight (oops, ninety three, oops ninety) percent of “Nobel Prize in Literature” winners.
Ninety five percent of “Nobel Peace Prize” winners.
One hundred percent of “Pulitzer Prize for News Photography” winners.
Ninety six percent of “Pulitzer Prize for International Reporting” winnners.
One hundred percent of Navy SEALS.
*Awarded while affirmative action was still law.
Corrected by Scott lefaive who won a Dewey Button for Accuracy on October 2, 2000.
Correction corrected by AaKoo who won a Dewey Button for Accuracy on October 3, 2000.
Correction by Joni Rathbun who won a Dewey Button for Accuracy on August 29, 2002.
Correction by Joni Rathbun who won a Dewey Button for Accuracy on September 1, 2002
Modified Saturday, April 18, 2009
Copyright @ 2007 by Fathers’ Manifesto & Christian Party”
Yes, the relative abilities and accomplishments of MEN are what have driven the development of whimmin’s conveniently-bitchable societies – good luck getting that fact through to them – they’re to busy griping and chasingafantasy.
And while the “ladies” will argue here, and argue there about statistically-insignificant percentages, even a cursory examination of encyclopedias, almanacs, world fact books (with many whimmin editors, no less!), and other such easily referencable documentation, will PROVE that MEN are responsible for forging ahead with the strength, fortitude, and superiority-of-mind which has made, and continues to make, LIFE so thankfulness-forsakenly EASY for these ingrates I shall forever term WHIMMIN.
AGAIN-RemoveEverythingMANmadeFromYourLives
THENComeBackAndBitchThatWe’reWrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOZIeqwOI9k&feature=related
There are pussies, there are men.
Tool – “Sober” musically expresses their ‘wrong’
“back hand across the face” Used to be this thinking was considered Biblical, along the lines of “spare the rod and spoil the child”. No more than twenty years ago, you were considered ’soft’ if you weren’t knocking your wife around and tossing your kids around. Is it a man’s fault that women and children ’squirrel away’ hatred and disrespect when they push us beyond ape shit? Afterall, the ‘the mantle of authority’ is not something we asked for; it is God Ordained.
” Men cant admit their wrong ”
I was wrong this morning. There , Just disproved that quote. Guess what ? i’ll move on in life. i wont dwell and cry for weeks about it. I’ll move on.
Men > women
It’s been months and you still haven’t admitted the fallacy of your comment. Me? I was wrong once. I accepted it, admitted it, and fixed my error within the hour.
Also, caps lock is cruise control for cool.
BIGGEST LIE OF THE CENTURY. ” MEN ADMITTING THEYRE WRONG”—-TRUTH IS – MEN CANT ADMIT THEYRE WRONG!!!!!!
Yes they do Mansman, that is one of most powerfull tactics these creatures use, MANipulation.
They forget what the discussion is about after the first few sentences, all they can do is try and get you worked up emotionally. Then, they begin to feed off your responces, like leeches.
If you respond to thier rants, they begin to break you down with insults and propaganda they learned from thier skank mothers, or from websites like NOW. Actually trying to convince you, there is something wrong with you, just for pointing out thier faults… females hate that!
Men are emotionally centered, we are in control, that is where they strike.
Use the ‘quote’ button for pete’s sake.
- Chemical Brothers – Funk soul brother
DOUBT SAYS
“You and your association with a cause which resorts to small penis jokes, anti-male homophobia, and victim feminism – this isn’t the place for it.”
NO Doubt, I Have never made said jokes or anti male homophobia.
“‘men are selfish hogs”
Again Doubt your words I can’t agree with that.
But the most polite thing you could do right now would be to leave. You and your association with a cause which resorts to small penis jokes, anti-male homophobia, and victim feminism – this isn’t the place for it.
Even if you were to make a post that you think is the greatest piece of womyn literature after those 2 minutes of typing, it would be blemished by the numerous stupid cunts and male impersonators who frequent this site in search from the attention that daddy never could give them.
http://feministing.org is a popular feminist site – give it a try. I’m sure you will get a big round of ‘u go gurlie’ and ‘men are selfish hogs but we aren’t men but rather little girls who exploit their sexuality for attention so our character should have…uh, brain hurt, too much thinkie. Try wash face, see self in mirror, now eye hurt!’
(Proofreading does not touch you at night.)
That is what I am referring to abbadon.
not you I was repeating the original question
I’m sorry cunt, you’re such a worthless bitch I have no response.
When have I done so?
-Strength and Honor?
Well some Luka sometimes and Mike, not an exchange with you but you posted something I totally agreed with and said so. I would call anyone replying to me politely as an exchange.
Also you answered my question with a question! classic evasive behaviour shall i ask it again
“I have had some very interesting exchanges with men and women on this site. For some reason you and a few others can only resort to abuse with words like cunt and bitch and that is more credible how exactly?”
I have noticed that many of your responses are without worth in the literal sense. What exchanges are you talking about woman?
-Strength and Honor-
So you would prefer to post uncontested? You just say what you want and thats the end of it.
“2nd person plural”, “1st person”, “all about you”…what relevance does that babbling horseshit have to do with being proven a liar? Notice how she NEVER DENIED IT.”
Sorry Mansman I thought you would get that. Let me explain more slowly
originally I said if ” you stopped responding to all our posts we wouldn’t keep on posting and that would be the end of it.”
You 2nd person plural means all of you who post to this site. Seeing as I am having conversations with some of you (2nd person plural) I continued to post, which does not make me a liar.
“This lying cunt is exactly the reason why sites like this exist. It’s interesting to observe how she tries to squirm out of her lies by belching forth more bullshit. If she keeps this up, her credibility will decline into the absolutely pathetic.”
I have had some very interesting exchanges with men and women on this site. For some reason you and a few others can only resort to abuse with words like cunt and bitch and that is more credible how exaclty?
Observe how this Woman avoids the actual point, namely that she has been PROVED to be a liar. Her credibility is zero. No amount of bullshitting by her can change the fact.
“2nd person plural”, “1st person”, “all about you”…what relevance does that babbling horseshit have to do with being proven a liar? Notice how she NEVER DENIED IT.
This lying cunt is exactly the reason why sites like this exist. It’s interesting to observe how she tries to squirm out of her lies by belching forth more bullshit. If she keeps this up, her credibility will decline into the absolutely pathetic.