In the building phase, I tentatively called this article, “Men Are Better Than Women At Being Nerds.” That’s true on its own, but what I’m going to talk about here is so much bigger and more bombastic I’ve decided to up the ante.
All women are whores. I know it and you know it, and now nerds do too.
What is a nerd first of all? I’m a man so naturally I have all the answers.
Nerds are a lot like obscenities. You know them when you see them and no amount of man-talking out your man-ass is going to make that any simpler (manpler). For the sake of this article, let’s just say a nerd is certainly anyone who goes to a Star Wars convention and participates in or enjoys dressing up like Star Wars characters. That’s a generous definition as it could easily be argued to be anyone reading about Star Wars conventions and sending me fucking links about Star Wars conventions, but let’s just leave it for the time being.
According to the article at the bottom of this very one you’re reading, the new trend sweeping the world of dressing up like Star Wars characters at Star Wars conventions is women dressing up in slutty versions of said characters. I don’t know what offends my man sensibilities more in this case: the flagrant display of sexuality where it is completely inappropriate, or the lame contrived way women choose to shit all over cherish childhood memories and the formation of new ones.
The last thing I want to see is Darth Vader with a nice rack and fucking slits cut out of that super suit of his so he can show off a little thigh. What in the fuck! Bravo, ladies. You put boobs on a Stormtrooper uniform.
Men are better than women at being nerds because men understand what it is to be a nerd. It means being interested and committed to an idea or a set of ideas in a way some might consider fanatical. Does that sound familiar? You’ve probably heard it before. That’s right, it’s called fucking democracy.
Democracy was founded by a bunch of nerds who were nerdy for your civil liberties — and boy were they fucking nerdy. They drafted little nerd memos to each other called Bills of Rights and wrote secret nerd journals about fantasies of voting and free trade and other things a woman with a PhD in economics still couldn’t wrap her fucking head around. That’s what a man nerd is capable of.
A woman nerd is capable of trouncing around in a cute outfit and getting attention she has no business getting. First of all, that’s dangerous to women. The last thing women need to experience is a life they can never have. Women don’t have the metaphysical grappling strength of men. They can’t haul themselves out of a shithole if that’s where they were born like you and I can. If a woman has a lazy-eye, she’s fucked. Sammy Davis Jr. didn’t even have a fucking eye and look at what he accomplished. That’s called being a man.
Women’s only skill — and I use that term loosely — is dressing sexy. Not subtly sexy either. Think of Yoda ears on a girl in a bikini or something dumb like that. I don’t know because I didn’t read the article I’m about to link to and I certainly didn’t try to find any additional pictures.
Women are whores.