Antidepressants Are Depressing Me
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Of all the women I know who are on antidepressants, 100% of them have told me.
When it comes to women and their stupid mental problems that I don’t give a fuck about, I wish patients had to respect the doctor/client confidentiality agreement as well. That would not only make my life a lot less whiny, but it would also make every first date happening in Utah on any given Friday night about two awkward silences smoother.
If you weren’t aware, Utah has the highest per capita female usage of prescription antidepressants in the world. No one knows why, but it’s probably because Utah is extremely religious, and we all know women take to religion about as well as they take to using whiskey as a lubricant. It stings you for a minute, it stings her for a lifetime.
Men are better than women.
Men do not air our dirty laundry all over the place like we’re doing the world a favor.
First of all, men have an infinite number of classifications for “used” before we get to “dirty”. That’s how we stay attracted to women — no matter how many kids they have. Used does not equal dirty. Just because a pair of jeans are in the washing machine, doesn’t mean they’re dirty. Maybe you just sat on a Gummi Bear. It’s not like you shit yourself.
Secondly, men are better than women at taking prescription antidepressants.
I have known a friend of mine for two and a half years. Just this weekend, I found out he had a kid. I am manlighted to say that at this rate, I won’t know about his Xanax addiction until a woman is sitting in the Oval Office — which will be never.
Women can’t shut their mouths about what they shove down their throats. Zoloft, Lustral, Effexor, Wellbutrin, Zyban, Cymbalta, Lexapro, Paxil, Aropax, Cutting, Anorexia; to women those are all just another word for attention.
Why else would the depression rate for women be double that of men? It’s not like any woman ever got rich as shit in her 30’s and then realized she married way under their league. Do they have a drug for that?
Medicare should cover divorces.
Since all women were born with an unlimited debtors account at the Bank of Vagina Fargo, I see absolutely no reason why they should ever be depressed. Other than the reason that they fucking love being depressed.
For women, depression is a time machine into a world of being a good for fuck teenager, who doesn’t know shit about shit except that the refrigerator is magic, the day starts at 2PM, and money is something Republicans invented because George Bush hates black people.
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August 20th, 2007 at 6:35 am - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
sonyad, are you really Jewish?
Oh, this is awful! My family would never approve.
August 20th, 2007 at 7:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
As far as I know, my mom isn’t.
But please don’t tell Ms. Cod.
Her family would never approve.
August 20th, 2007 at 10:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Seriously, zogmama, tell me you don’t love this guy?! How can you blame me for flirting?
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH AND GO MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
August 20th, 2007 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Leftism is an ideology for female-minded queers like you. No wonder it was a failure.
P Coderch
August 21st, 2007 at 2:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It’s raining on graves.
- Gigi Dagostino - Elektro Message
August 21st, 2007 at 3:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
It must be tough for you to have dedicated your life to an ideology that failed. But I guess that a failed woman could only embrace failure on all spheres of her life.
P Coderch
August 21st, 2007 at 4:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Amusing. Petulent miss Cod has not even an inkling of a clue what I’m hinting at.
Did you know libertarians want kids to get polio while they’re busy raping dogs in the street?
Evil parsimonious twits.
- Dj. Andy feat. Stella - Slow Down
August 21st, 2007 at 5:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Libertarianism is the ideology of real men like me. Real men like to be independent. It is women, like yourself, who want the State to take care of them. Hope this helps.
P Coderch
August 21st, 2007 at 6:10 am - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
Quick - get Michael Vick in here! Dog fight!
August 21st, 2007 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 54d77e48b882e
Hear hear.
Health debates are manly. Flame wars arent.
August 21st, 2007 at 6:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 54d77e48b882e
Me too. BLT if you will.
August 21st, 2007 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
I’d rather be a dog than a bitch like you. At least the dog is male! LOL!
P Coderch
August 21st, 2007 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
Libertarianism is the ideology of real men like me. Real men like to be independent. It is women, like yourself, who want the State to take care of them. Hope this helps.
P Coderch
Funny, that. wolfe is libertarian, too.
August 21st, 2007 at 1:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What do you mean, would?
Quaint.
I suppose you fancy yourself funny now, don’t you?
- Depeche Mode - 04 - The Sinner In Me
August 21st, 2007 at 2:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It’s not terminal. He’s still only a right wingnut and within redemption.
- Depeche Mode - 04 - The Sinner In Me
August 21st, 2007 at 3:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
It’s not terminal. He’s still only a right wingnut and within redemption.
- Depeche Mode - 04 - The Sinner In Me
Leftism is for pussies and “guys” in touch with their feminine side. Hope this helps.
P Coderch
August 21st, 2007 at 3:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
Sonyad and Wolfe are the gay couple of MABTW. Every time I read what these two fags write, the only doubt left in my mind is about who’s the bottom and who’s the top of the two. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! Gayer than Richard Simmons sweating to the oldieswhile wearing a pink thong!
P Coderch
May 12th, 2008 at 8:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
damn that shit is funny…….its a laugh riot for me reading the stuff in the site……lol………………awsome…….dick why do you hate women???what happened in your childhood?????…the answer to these questions have got to be even more funy
May 12th, 2008 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
funny*
May 12th, 2008 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: e2eb987af0702
what happened in your childhood?????
*
Some sperm dumpster named girlgirl tried to pretend that she was a good girl and Dick laughed at her for telling the truth.
He saw the anger and hurt he caused her for being so honest and realized that he could show more men how to regain power in a feminist world, make money that the women would never touch, expose women for the whores they are and show how manly he was to other manly men.
So, now Dick is known worldwide, has his own book, website, following, women who beg HIM for sex and helped a lot of men.
girlgirl has become an overweight internet troll who is stick stuck in high school judging by the way she tries to get Dick’s attention.
As Dick told you on Dr. Phil …HIT THE TREADMILL!!!
Deathslayer