Antidepressants Are Depressing Me
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Of all the women I know who are on antidepressants, 100% of them have told me.
When it comes to women and their stupid mental problems that I don’t give a fuck about, I wish patients had to respect the doctor/client confidentiality agreement as well. That would not only make my life a lot less whiny, but it would also make every first date happening in Utah on any given Friday night about two awkward silences smoother.
If you weren’t aware, Utah has the highest per capita female usage of prescription antidepressants in the world. No one knows why, but it’s probably because Utah is extremely religious, and we all know women take to religion about as well as they take to using whiskey as a lubricant. It stings you for a minute, it stings her for a lifetime.
Men are better than women.
Men do not air our dirty laundry all over the place like we’re doing the world a favor.
First of all, men have an infinite number of classifications for “used” before we get to “dirty”. That’s how we stay attracted to women — no matter how many kids they have. Used does not equal dirty. Just because a pair of jeans are in the washing machine, doesn’t mean they’re dirty. Maybe you just sat on a Gummi Bear. It’s not like you shit yourself.
Secondly, men are better than women at taking prescription antidepressants.
I have known a friend of mine for two and a half years. Just this weekend, I found out he had a kid. I am manlighted to say that at this rate, I won’t know about his Xanax addiction until a woman is sitting in the Oval Office — which will be never.
Women can’t shut their mouths about what they shove down their throats. Zoloft, Lustral, Effexor, Wellbutrin, Zyban, Cymbalta, Lexapro, Paxil, Aropax, Cutting, Anorexia; to women those are all just another word for attention.
Why else would the depression rate for women be double that of men? It’s not like any woman ever got rich as shit in her 30’s and then realized she married way under their league. Do they have a drug for that?
Medicare should cover divorces.
Since all women were born with an unlimited debtors account at the Bank of Vagina Fargo, I see absolutely no reason why they should ever be depressed. Other than the reason that they fucking love being depressed.
For women, depression is a time machine into a world of being a good for fuck teenager, who doesn’t know shit about shit except that the refrigerator is magic, the day starts at 2PM, and money is something Republicans invented because George Bush hates black people.
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“of these new magic “depression” pills, which help you about as much as snorting a small dose of methamphetamine every morning”
Girls should be famous for OD’ing on metaamphetamines(sp) because they induce feelings of love and drama and all that soppy shit they’re addicted to anyway, even in normal life. You might know one version on the street as Ecstasy.
Otherwise you mean SRIs? They don’t work. At all. Don’t make me laugh.
You actually describe benzodiazapenes, but they’ve been around forever (xanax, valium, etc.), and as far as I can tell, girls get addicted to them like mad too. They’ve already ruined it for us who find it useful in small doses for appropriate situations. Say, like suitwearing, 1st tier, 5 panel, broomstick-up-your-ass job interviews for a swiss bank.
Girls just have used it to rack up the courage to break up with their latest boyfriend, and then for 4 weeks to get over him, and then for another 2 days to get over the 1 night stand she had with Brad from the pub, and then….
Basically, it boils down to (old, tested) drugs that work, and those (new, untested) that don’t. The ones that work have been abused like crazy by bored housewives and so on, to the point that you *really* have to be in serious trouble to warrant them anymore. But if you want a dose of MMRIs, or SRIs, hell, you practically just have to say you have a headache.
Thanks girls!
And more seriously, my friends: prost!
Most women have smaller brains than men and they don’t want to become more intelligent, which ultimately entails that they’re typically opposed to legitimately elevating their own consciousness/mind and would rather use something to get high. Women love all of these new magic “depression” pills, which help you about as much as snorting a small dose of methamphetamine every morning would (you never see women drug-dealers, just addicts)- I don’t hate drugs, however, and I don’t hate the idea of a woman with a powerful mind and body, I just wish the ones I’ve found weren’t all repulsive bitches.
To all bitches on mabtw.com: hit the treadmill.
what happened in your childhood?????
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Some sperm dumpster named girlgirl tried to pretend that she was a good girl and Dick laughed at her for telling the truth.
He saw the anger and hurt he caused her for being so honest and realized that he could show more men how to regain power in a feminist world, make money that the women would never touch, expose women for the whores they are and show how manly he was to other manly men.
So, now Dick is known worldwide, has his own book, website, following, women who beg HIM for sex and helped a lot of men.
girlgirl has become an overweight internet troll who is stick stuck in high school judging by the way she tries to get Dick’s attention.
As Dick told you on Dr. Phil …HIT THE TREADMILL!!!
Deathslayer
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damn that shit is funny…….its a laugh riot for me reading the stuff in the site……lol………………awsome…….dick why do you hate women???what happened in your childhood?????…the answer to these questions have got to be even more funy
Hahahhahahaha. No kidding.
Sonyad and Wolfe are the gay couple of MABTW. Every time I read what these two fags write, the only doubt left in my mind is about who’s the bottom and who’s the top of the two. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! Gayer than Richard Simmons sweating to the oldieswhile wearing a pink thong!
P Coderch
It’s not terminal. He’s still only a right wingnut and within redemption.
- Depeche Mode - 04 - The Sinner In Me
Leftism is for pussies and “guys” in touch with their feminine side. Hope this helps.
P Coderch
It’s not terminal. He’s still only a right wingnut and within redemption.
- Depeche Mode - 04 - The Sinner In Me
What do you mean, would?
Quaint.
I suppose you fancy yourself funny now, don’t you?
- Depeche Mode - 04 - The Sinner In Me
Libertarianism is the ideology of real men like me. Real men like to be independent. It is women, like yourself, who want the State to take care of them. Hope this helps.
P Coderch
Funny, that. wolfe is libertarian, too.
I’d rather be a dog than a bitch like you. At least the dog is male! LOL!
P Coderch
Me too. BLT if you will.
Hear hear.
Health debates are manly. Flame wars arent.
Quick - get Michael Vick in here! Dog fight!
Libertarianism is the ideology of real men like me. Real men like to be independent. It is women, like yourself, who want the State to take care of them. Hope this helps.
P Coderch
Amusing. Petulent miss Cod has not even an inkling of a clue what I’m hinting at.
Did you know libertarians want kids to get polio while they’re busy raping dogs in the street?
Evil parsimonious twits.
- Dj. Andy feat. Stella - Slow Down
It must be tough for you to have dedicated your life to an ideology that failed. But I guess that a failed woman could only embrace failure on all spheres of her life.
P Coderch
It’s raining on graves.
- Gigi Dagostino - Elektro Message
Leftism is an ideology for female-minded queers like you. No wonder it was a failure.
P Coderch
Seriously, zogmama, tell me you don’t love this guy?! How can you blame me for flirting?
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH AND GO MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch