Ask Dick: Why Do Women Hate Porn?

diamatik has sent me the following question:

Dick, why do women hate porn?

Oh boy do they ever. And what’s worse than a woman who hates porn? A woman who loves porn. That’s a man-bear trap set loose in the conjugal bedroom that you just can’t miss!

“You know what would be exciting? We should watch some porn.”

“Really?”

Guilty! Not if you want to have sex you shouldn’t! Women hate porn because men are better than women.

Porno is the driver of progress and the father of modern entertainment technology. Did you know that? I did because I’m a man and I know everything. Many years ago, when Harvard Brainiacs were busy fucking around with sending data that no one gave half a shit about all around the internet, pornographers were harnessing this brave new world to electrify porno right into your computer monitor at home for several dollars a minute.

That’s called footing the bill for the foundation of a new era. Porno did that.

When VHS tapes cost over 90 dollars to purchase, who funded the expansion of this nascent and ultimately world changing industry? I’ll give you a hint. His name started with P and ended with orno. Porno.

Here’s another hint: men love him.

The modern world is built on porn. In fact, that is one of the first things men have in common with pornography. We’re both owed a debt by women en masse for building this world they trash on a daily basis. Women are owed a thanks for nothing — or a sarcastic thank you at best.

Women hate porn because it reminds them of what they already know and what they try to forget on a daily basis: they’re bad in bed, they’re fucking lazy, and they’re not good enough for you.

Women are bad in bed. Every single porno actress in the world is great in bed. Someone paid her some amount of money and then she hopped in bed without bitching about it. That’s called being great in bed. And it’s not called being a prostitute either because let’s be honest, when was the last time a man got a free lunch? Never. So what? Half of Earth are prostitutes? You can say that. You’d be right. But then there would be no point in having the word “prostitute”. It wouldn’t describe anything that an already existing word doesn’t.

Women.

Porn actresses can also look their partner in the eye while they’re having sex. Women, who are all anti-porn, are too fucking ashamed of themselves and too emotionally stunted to do even that. Men are so emotionally mature we can have sex in front of a mirror. Even if we’re fatter than fuck.

Women are lazy. Even men who aren’t in porn look like they should be in porn. They’re fit as a fiddle with a six pack and they have confidence. Women who aren’t in porn look like they shouldn’t even be in public. Velor pantsuits that are two sizes too small, a fucked up tangled bush of hair atop their heads, regular shoes sans any sort of sequins; none of that is something I want to see when I’m walking around town. And if women did that more often (walked around town), maybe someone would grant them their ultimate fantasy and mistake them for a porn star.

The burden of being a man is that your woman is not good enough for you and she never will be. It’s a bitch, but it’s true. She isn’t good enough for you, your car isn’t good enough for you, your you isn’t good enough for you. You’re a man and you demand perfection — no, you demand better than perfection. You don’t stop until you can look right into the eyes of a porn and say, “Now that is what I’m talking about.” Women can’t do that. When women watch porn, they see the eyes of their mother staring disapprovingly at them and hear her passive aggressively demonstrating how to be a failure. Think about that when your girlfriend pops the question.

“Got any porn?”

Of course I have porn. I’m a man. What kind of retarded question is that?

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Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 09:37:13 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by angel
2009-07-29 12:06:50 - IP Man-Hash: e49c95f570321

ROFLMAO! Chris, I’m not trying to join in you argument with O_O (what the hell kind of handle is that?) but I gotta jab at you for this “Sorry ya stupid cunt… but I will never be able to have anything but contempt and laughability for a dumb kunt who would rather project her efforts at a man who would fart in her face.”

dude the LEAST you could do is spell the word cunt the same way in the same paragraph! You’re just giving her ammo for yet another lame attempt at an insult! Holy crap I’m laughing so much at your back and forth banter!! This is the most fun I’ve had during a shipping slump at work in a LOOOONG time! Thank you! Seriously, THANK YOU!

Oh and O_O get over yourself! Men are just pigs, deal with it….some of us women are too! :D

Comment by Chris
2009-07-29 12:37:06 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Thank you sweety. But men are pigs?? That’s adorable but a whoomin doesn’t get to behave like a second-class kunt and call men pigs.

SHE: “I AM A REPUGNANT CUNT AND I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO PROVE IT!!!!!!”

ME: “Fuck off cunt”.

SHE: “SEE?? I TOLD YOU!!! ALL MEN ARE PIGS!!!!!”

And you can jab at the way I spell “kunt” or “cunt” as much as you like.

English isn’t my first language.

Who cares how I spell it??
As long as I don’t smell it.

No autographs,
No pictures.
Just throw in money.

…. and the line up for fat chicks starts in FrogBalls, Arkansas.

 
 
Comment by angel
2009-07-29 11:16:53 - IP Man-Hash: 67529d17716e0

You are an ass! To say that all women who hate porn are fat and alone, I am tiny, 5′4″ 113 #’s, & cute as a button and in a relatinship you know why I hate porn? because i’m a REAL LIVING WOMAN RIGHT THERE, AVAILABLE AND SO FUCKIN HORNY HE CALLS ME A NYMPHO! Hell, HE can’t even keep up! Can’t move his legs after I’m done with him. But still views the fake bullshit…it’s ingrained…it would be nice to have some mainstream porn for women!

Comment by studioline
2009-07-29 11:46:36 - IP Man-Hash: 1e0a5ffd92495

Hun this site is not about you. If you wanna include yourself in a grup who hates porn, so be it. Now, leave.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-29 11:50:34 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

FUCK OFF BITCH

–>> PORN CATERS TO MEN.

You and your fucking “valentine’s day”, birthdays, proms, dances, pink fucking balloons….. men cater to you fucking cunts too much already.

Now you want us to change our PORN for you???

Go fist yourself.

 
Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-23 23:14:31 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

Porn is always available, and men are always ready. They aren’t always ready to deal with bullshit or do most of the work. Well, they’re always ready, but not always willing. Time is useful.

 
 
Comment by angel
2009-07-29 11:16:36 - IP Man-Hash: 67529d17716e0

You are an ass! To say that all women who hate porn are fat and alone, I am tiny, 5′4″ 113 #’s, & cute as a button and in a relatinship(link to myspace pic – ) you know why I hate porn? because i’m a REAL LIVING WOMAN RIGHT THERE, AVAILABLE AND SO FUCKIN HORNY HE CALLS ME A NYMPHO! Hell, HE can’t even keep up! Can’t move his legs after I’m done with him. But still views the fake bullshit…it’s ingrained…it would be nice to have some mainstream porn for women!

 
Comment by susan
2009-07-28 08:08:53 - IP Man-Hash: d9764f78e64d9

this is fucking bull shit. I can’t stand porn, but I am AMAZING! in bed! I look my partner in the eyes, I fuck him so hard he’s seeing cross eyed for the next few hours. obviously you’re one of those high and mighty “I have a penis and have an answer for everything” when maybe in your experience you have found woman who are “bad in bed” when actually your penis is so small they just didn’t have anything to get all revved up about and the reason no woman is looking you in the eye in bed is because they don’t want to bust up laughing at the fact that you are in fact seriously thinking you can please them!

Comment by Ash
2009-07-28 15:23:19 - IP Man-Hash: 9f3acea691e89

…and you’re bullshiting yourself into denial. Covering up the fact that you might be a dead lay, wont help you on this website.

 
 
Comment by O_O
2009-07-27 18:30:42 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

im very sorry Chirs.
i ment to say *
But I will tell heR to come here if you really want to talk to her. lol …..LOL
although i dout the fact she will, she unlike me, doesnt have time to make a fo_ol (lol) out of you.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 18:41:47 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

You look really pretty with my cock in your mouth.

Mind if I crack one off??

MMMMRRRRRFFFFAAAAAAARARRRRRRRRRRT.

Thanks.

 
Comment by O_O
2009-07-27 19:29:54 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

lol
I call Chris disgusting, what does Chris do?

>>Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 18:41:22 – IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8
You look really pretty with my cock in your mouth.

Mind if I crack one off??

MMMMRRRRRFFFFAAAAAAARARRRRRRRRRT.
Thanks. <<

Simple, he proves my point.
Thank you Chris.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 21:02:46 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

My pleasure, sweety.

You earned it.

Comment by sarah
2009-07-27 23:22:36 - IP Man-Hash: 5b459400aa5bb

god. your thick.
and dont bother I know what your going to say.
FUCKING WHORE,BITCH SLUT GOLDIGING, THIS SITE SAYS NO WOMEN ALLOWED WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Comment by O_O
2009-07-28 14:35:18 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

lol
sarah
leave it to chris to always prove my point in the end.
eg. i call Chris messed, and disgusting. What does Chris do when he replys back??
>>
Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 17:29:17 – IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8
I cant fucking wait until your vagina and asshole are bleeding because some guy hammered your holes because you begged i him too.

Don’t forget to press record. I wanna see it on you tube with fucking potato chips and popcorn.

Ganged repeatedly in both of your fuck stupid O_O holes.
Dont forget to cum back here and tell us all about it.
And please make us laugh by attempting to call it “rape”
That would be fucking hilarious.

You had it coming bitch.

Toilet whore.

He proves my point.
Great job Chris!

 
Comment by O_O
2009-07-28 17:04:38 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

@ Ash.
>> You’re making a fool out of yourself.
lol can you read?
if anyone is making a fool out of anyone that would be Chris making a fool of himself by proving my point.

>> If you don’t like the male point of view here, there are plenty of cross eyed feminist sites out there that allow you’re wasted emotional cry for companionship.

I am aware of the fact that there are plenty of ” feminist sites out there that allow you’re wasted emotional cry for companionship.”

>> We are all well aware that a bitch’s only purpose on this site is to harass us.

I have not harrassed anyone. I have stay away from personal attacks unless i can actually back up my personal attacks. Read my post if you need proof. I have gone on to actually advice/ask female here to stay away from personal attacks as it does them no good.
1 example:

Comment by O_O
2009-07-26 09:55:49 – IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865
Raisa why do give them personal attacks?As you can see it gets you nowhere. I’m suprised to see you back. I though u were the kind of people that couldn’t care enough…like u said……
Comment by Raisa
2009-07-26 10:09:01 – IP Man-Hash: e86335de78103
O_O, for the same reason, they give me personal attacks.
Comment by O_O
2009-07-26 10:44:46 – IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865
Lol
“For the same reason, they give me personal attacks.”
……….lol……….
they give U personal attacks because they are disgusting (which they prove by saying disgusting things), judgemental (which is they prove by calling you names and such, when they never even meet you) people that dont have anything else to say.
……………….lol race
“for the same reason”

dont

“If you don’t like the male point of view here,”
Show me a post i made that proves that i “dont like the male point of view here.” Actually, in most of my post, i state that i agree with most of what Dick says and the male chauvinist that are here. copy = Like I said before, when I post a comment here I do not wish to change any of ur opinions (irlands) and I do not want to seek/create conflict. I simply wish to see what valid contradicting arguments-statements the male chauvinist on this website can come up against it my (very few) arguments. = paste.
oh, and i am NOT interested in Chris. I have NOT been “flirting” with Chris.

flirt·ed, flirt·ing, flirts
v.intr.
1. To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures.
2. To deal playfully, triflingly, or superficially with: flirt with danger.
3. To move abruptly or jerkily.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/flirting

if you read my conversations with Chris you will clearly see that i have not been “flirting” with him.
Have a nice day.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-28 19:04:57 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Yes you have been flirting, you silly little slutt.
Don’t deny it. I know you want me BAD.

Why else would you continue to engage someone who has demonstrated ZERO respect for you while you go out of your way to seek my approval in seemingly endless paragraphs of explanation, wasted time and stupidty – while openly admitting that even YOU know nobody here “takes you seriously”.

???

That’s flirting bitch. And such a desperate ploy for attention and approval that I can’t even finish this sentence.

Sorry ya stupid cunt… but I will never be able to have anything but contempt and laughability for a dumb kunt who would rather project her efforts at a man who would fart in her face.

THis will never get you laid.
Or the approval you seek.

You fucking stupid women should direct your energy to men who may WANT to know you. Before you EVER hold your hand out for respect.

YOU ARE THE REASON SOME MEN TREAT WOMEN LIKE GARBAGE.

Think about it.

YOU SET THAT STANDARD.

YOU do.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-28 19:32:04 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

ALL MEN NOTE:

This is an Ameriskanks mentality right to the bone.

She has been brainwashed to “hate men”… even men who never actually “treated her badly”.

Just a couple of night ago there was an Episode of “friends” where Monica SCREAMED:

“MEN!!!!! I HATE MEN!!!!”

But Chandler and Ross and Joey LOVE the women they meet and know. They never say “UG!!!! I HATE WOMEN!!!!!”

Even though the cunts on that show are selfish, don’t care for men who want to treat them well, and would rather sulk about men who TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT.

This feminist shit seeps into the minds of women everywhere. And they are SO FUCKING STUPID they don’t even see it.

IT CONFIRMS THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM TO BE ANNOYING AND IRRITATING AND REPULSIVE FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS… while blaming MEN for it.

WOMAN: “I am irritating and annoying on purpose as much as I can possibly be”

.. “See???? I knew it!!!
Men are all disgusting pigs!!”

This is the inner monologue of an Americunt.
SPORT-FUCK AND CHUCK THEM ONLY.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by RB
2009-07-28 21:09:58 - IP Man-Hash: 298a94487eb9d

Claim – this bitch is wrangled.

Proof:-

Why else would you continue to engage someone who has demonstrated ZERO respect for you while you go out of your way to seek my approval in seemingly endless paragraphs of explanation, wasted time and stupidty – while openly admitting that even YOU know nobody here “takes you seriously”.

 
Comment by RB
2009-07-28 21:13:08 - IP Man-Hash: 298a94487eb9d

P.S, Chris, 100 manpoints deducted for watching “Friends”. Don’t worry, your posts more than compensate for them. :-)

 
Comment by sarah
2009-07-28 22:49:42 - IP Man-Hash: 5b459400aa5bb

This is so hilarious.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-29 12:19:11 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

@RB I didn’t watch Friends. I accidentally sat on my remote and witnessed that shit against my own will like a murder.

But I turned Sarah inside out
from (__x__) to (__(O)__)

5000 man points for me.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Ash
2009-07-28 15:17:43 - IP Man-Hash: 9f3acea691e89

You’re making a fool out of yourself, will you please quit flirting with Chris. He ain’t interested. If you don’t like the male point of view here, there are plenty of cross eyed feminist sites out there that allow you’re wasted emotional cry for companionship.

We are all well aware that a bitch’s only purpose on this site is to harass us because of our manly point of view. So naturally, It’s a man who has to come over, and tell you, you’re wasting your time. which proves again…

menarebetterthanwomen.

 
 
Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 17:25:20 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

DUMBKUNT O_O ACTUALLY MEANS = confused / stunned and wierded out

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=O_O

No fucking shit.

That stupid fucking smelly snatch is never taken seriously because she has a fucking vagina and no women are allowed. Just like no fucking men are allowed in the ladies room.

Who taught her basic decency?
HER FUCKING WORTHLESS MOTHER????

Get O_O’s cunting mother on here. I wanna speak to that bitch for not teaching her daughter basic human decency before that dumb cunt daughter of heres gets ganged right up the ass one day.

Just how many gallons of sperm does this bitch plan on swallowing before she gets it through her dense fucking skull.

That’s not a question.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 17:32:30 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

Comment by O_O
2009-07-27 14:37:15 – IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865
Kim, no offence

But its because of women like you, women like me never get taken seriously here.

———-

Wrong. Its because of YOU that you never get taken seriously.

its called PERSONAL RESPONSIBILTY.

Fuck off.

 
Comment by O_O
2009-07-27 18:09:20 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

lol
>>
DUMBKUNT O_O ACTUALLY MEANS = confused / stunned and wierded out

I’m stunned at how stupid u sound half the time you reply to me Chis.
Im confused at how and why you seem to ALWAYS MISS THE GODDAMN VALID points people make and decide to comment on the stupidest things like usernames.
I’m “wierded out” by YOU!!! ur sooo fucking judgmental and disgusting messed person. (Judgmental, because you judge me and others when you dont even know them. Disgusting because when you get dissed, or you have nothing better to say you say disgusting things.)

LOL
where i live the men are so ill-mannered that they do go in the ladies bath room. If im ill-mannered for coming here than so be it beacuse i have an opinion and im going to voice/share it whether or not u think its worthless. copy = Like I said before, when I post a comment here I do not wish to change any of ur opinions (irlands) and I do not want to seek/create conflict. I simply wish to see what valid contradicting arguments-statements the male chauvinist on this website can come up against it. = paste.

My mother is a university professor with 2 PhD’s, she is a very busy lady and she doesnt live with me. But I will tell he to come here if you really want to talk to her. lol …..LOL
>>
Just how many gallons of sperm does this bitch plan on swallowing before she gets it through her dense fucking skull.

is this an other attempt to “insult” me and “disrespect” me?
i think i should remind you again Chris.

Comment by O_O
2009-07-24 19:03:03 – IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865
@ Chris
“OF COURSE we ignore what she has to say.
NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED.
What does she expect a fucking HUG??????
“OH I KNOW NO BODY WANTS ME HERE!!!!!! AND I HAVE BEEN INSULTED AND DISRESPECTED BALL DEEP IN ALL OF MY HOLES!!!!! BUT I KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE!!!!! PLEASE ABUSE ME!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!”
Lol
>>OF COURSE we ignore what she has to say.
NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED
If you ignore what i have to say then y have U been replying back to my comments.
No, u just ignores the valid, justifiable points i make. If you need proof of that, go read ur own goddamn replies. i do not feel insulted at all therefore i have not been insulted. I do not ask or expect respect from any of you therefore you disrespecting me (like you just admitted, was ur intentions) makes you out to be nothing more than disrespectful. That’s all.

>>
That stupid fucking smelly snatch is never taken seriously because she has a fucking vagina and no women are allowed.

LOL
Again with the NEVER Chris?
didn’t we already go over this.
NEVER taken seriously am I?
No, ur wronge again Chris. I AM taken seriously. I’m taken seriously by many people. What a dumb statement Chris. But of course that can only be expected from you. I’m not surprised.

my teacher takes me seriously, there by one example i prove ur statement false
HOW MANY TIMES IS iT GOING TO TAKE FOR YOU TO GET THAT THROUGH UR FUCKING “DENSE” SKULL.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 18:41:22 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

You look really pretty with my cock in your mouth.

Mind if I crack one off??

MMMMRRRRRFFFFAAAAAAARARRRRRRRRRT.

Thanks.

 
 
 
Comment by O_O
2009-07-27 15:23:34 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

@ Chris
>>
Wrong you stupid fucking twat. Whimmin like you are never taken seriously because you have a fucking vagina and no women are allowed. Just how many gallons of sperm do you planning on swallowing before you get it through you dense fucking skull. You don’t have to answer that. Menarebetterthnwomen.

Lol
“Whimmin like you are never taken seriously because you have a fucking vagina and no women are allowed.”

NEVER taken seriously am I?
No, ur wronge again Chris. I AM taken seriously. I’m taken seriously by many people. What a dumb statement Chris. But of course that can only be expected from you. I’m not surprised.
I know “no whimmin are allowd” but look, I’m here arint I?
no matter how any times y’all tell me to GTFO, im not going to GTFO
unless i want to.What makes u think that just because U tell me to, I’m going to do it? Besides i agree with alot of what u say. Like I said before, when I post a comment here I do not wish to change any of ur opinions (irlands) and I do not want to seek/create conflict. I simply wish to see what valid contradicting arguments-statements the male chauvinist on this website can come up against it.

>> Just how many gallons of sperm do you planning on swallowing before you get it through you dense fucking skull. You don’t have to answer that.

lol are you tring to insult me chris? Or disrespect me?
LOL i dont think you remember our last conversation Chris.
let me remind you.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-24 18:38:08 – IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8
Christ this O_O cunt is a stupid fucking cow.
OF COURSE we ignore what she has to say.
NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED.
What does she expect a fucking HUG??????
“OH I KNOW NO BODY WANTS ME HERE!!!!!! AND I HAVE BEEN INSULTED AND DISRESPECTED BALL DEEP IN ALL OF MY HOLES!!!!! BUT I KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE!!!!! PLEASE ABUSE ME!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!”
What would it take to get rid of these cunts??
A COMPLIMENT?
menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by O_O
2009-07-24 19:03:03 – IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865
@ Chris
“OF COURSE we ignore what she has to say.
NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED.
What does she expect a fucking HUG??????
“OH I KNOW NO BODY WANTS ME HERE!!!!!! AND I HAVE BEEN INSULTED AND DISRESPECTED BALL DEEP IN ALL OF MY HOLES!!!!! BUT I KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE!!!!! PLEASE ABUSE ME!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!”
Lol
>>OF COURSE we ignore what she has to say.
NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED
If you ignore what i have to say then y have U been replying back to my comments.
No, u just ignores the valid, justifiable points i make. If you need proof of that, go read ur own goddamn replies. i do not feel insulted at all therefore i have not been insulted. I do not ask or expect respect from any of you therefore you disrespecting me (like you just admitted, was ur intentions) makes you out to be nothing more than disrespectful. That’s all.

oh and what exactly was ur reply?
this:

Comment by Chris
2009-07-24 19:06:38 – IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8
You look really pretty with my nuts on your chin.
Mind if I fart?’
MMMMMMBBBBRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH…..
BBBRFFFFF. Thanks.

I will leave it at that. Have a nice day.

Comment by micho
2009-07-27 15:41:41 - IP Man-Hash: ac3c520c41ed2

O_O,

Fuck off.

 
Comment by O_O
2009-07-27 15:56:33 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

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lol micho

Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 17:29:17 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

I cant fucking wait until your vagina and asshole are bleeding because some guy hammered your holes because you begged i him too.

Don’t forget to press record. I wanna see it on you tube with fucking potato chips and popcorn.

Ganged repeatedly in both of your fuck stupid O_O holes.
Dont forget to cum back here and tell us all about it.
And please make us laugh by attempting to call it “rape”
That would be fucking hilarious.

You had it coming bitch.

Toilet whore.

 
 
 
Comment by Kim
2009-07-27 12:15:32 - IP Man-Hash: 5b28acfd0b799

The mere fact you have an absurd title “Men are Better than Women” shows how immature you are and I bet no real live woman would go near you! No one wants to let go sexually with a freak. Maybe I find you juvenille because I’ve grown up with “hard” fighting guys more likely to punch you out than join you to watch some poor girl get mistreated in some pathetic porn film. Do you watch porn because you are short of women and don’t know how to handle one? Maybe you can’t handle a real men either. Bet I’d knock you out quick – what a joy that would be, hopefully just as you were about to sit down to your porn fix.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 13:30:19 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

You just lied you stupid vbitch head off.

EVERY woman fantasizes about a man who is BETTER, wealthier, stronger, more educated, more stable etc. –>> THAN SHE.

Well you will never be able to ENJOY a man like that….
if you are going to pretend to have a “problem” with men who actually ARE like that.

WOMEN HOPE PRAY AND DREAM FOR MEN TO BE BETTER THAN THEY.

SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT???????

Get your stupid cunt of this website.
And go sell stupid to someone else.
We’re not buying.

Nice of you to openly prove your violence towards men who aren’t willing to lick your stinking cunt.

You’re not really suggesting that it would be acceptable if a man PUNCH YOU IN THE TITS whenever you said something he didn’t like – ARE YOU??????

Well now you know where battered women come from ya stupid bitch. Like you…. they went out of their way TO BEG FOR IT.

Women are never cunts to themselves.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-07-27 14:07:55 - IP Man-Hash: 1e0a5ffd92495

Kim said:

“The mere fact you have an absurd title “Men are Better than Women” shows how immature you are and I bet no real live woman would go near you! No one wants to let go sexually with a freak”

Lets tak a closer look here and take the SAME in REVERSE:

So if a man meets a woman and she thinks she is better than him, then it’s normal for him to feel REPULSED by such woman (in short)

Providing that humans communicate on different levels it deosn’t make any difference if the MESSAGE is direct or covert.

Comment by studioline
2009-07-27 14:19:41 - IP Man-Hash: 1e0a5ffd92495

But women do this to men all the time:

You can’t have me.
You are such a pervert.
You too young for me.
Better up.
Men are pigs/ dogs.

and many others……

All have an implied message – Im/ a woman is better than you/ a man.

Women for the last decades worked on these lines, invented new ones and made a part of every woman to man interaction.

That’s right it leads to feel REPULSED, NOT ATTRACTED to a woman.

 
 
Comment by O_O
2009-07-27 14:34:33 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

Kim, no offence
But its because of women like you, women like me never get taken seriously here. If you are going to post a comment please don’t go giving personal attacks and crap. As you can see, it gets you nowhere. Instead, post something that contradicts Dick’s blogs and proves it wrong if ur opinion differs. Badmouthing people that agree with it just because U happen to disagree with it isn’t right.

 
Comment by O_O
2009-07-27 14:37:15 - IP Man-Hash: a7132c40e4865

Kim, no offence
But its because of women like you, women like me never get taken seriously here. If you are going to post a comment please don’t go giving personal attacks and crap. As you can see, it gets you nowhere. Instead post something that contradicts Dick’s blogs and proves it wrong if ur opinion differs. Badmouthing people that agree with it just because U happen to disagree with it isn’t right.

Comment by Chris
2009-07-27 14:57:53 - IP Man-Hash: b2d9042e0c185

Wrong you stupid fucking twat. Whimmin like you are never taken seriously because you have a fucking vagina and no women are allowed. Just how many gallons of sperm do you planning on swallowing before you get it through you dense fucking skull. You don’t have to answer that. Menarebetterthnwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-07-27 15:11:22 - IP Man-Hash: 1e0a5ffd92495

Actually contradicting men gets women nowhere.

If you want to be taken seriously, be positive.

 
 
 
Comment by susan
2009-07-15 12:02:29 - IP Man-Hash: d9764f78e64d9

You are so way off it’s rediculous!

Comment by Chris
2009-07-15 12:05:31 - IP Man-Hash: 590d623a0afe8

You can’t even spell “ridiculous”.

 
 
2009-07-15 03:44:31 - IP Man-Hash: 9773278441e47

faxless payday loans no fax cash advance…

Very usefull. Thanks! faxless+payday+loans+no+fax+cash+advance…

 
Comment by Sirr
2009-06-20 11:03:55 - IP Man-Hash: 5859480b8c4cf

I love the part when you say they can’t look you in the eye because there to ashamed. Bingo you hit it buddy. They never stop to think they were born from the hanky panky. Not the big boom..

 
Comment by Jamie
2009-06-16 18:08:51 - IP Man-Hash: f2b94a78e4f9f

Too many men can’t take no for an answer.

Comment by Manoverse
2009-06-16 18:20:31 - IP Man-Hash: 8c29564ca60ca

The same can be said for women, but its on such a bigger scale.

 
 
Comment by Jamie
2009-06-16 18:07:33 - IP Man-Hash: f2b94a78e4f9f

I don’t hate porn. What I hate is my bf nagging me to do things in the porno that I’m not comfortable doing.

 
Comment by SneakyWho_am_i
2009-05-19 06:30:36 - IP Man-Hash: 039f59605fad5

Bravo. There was a lot here I didn’t agree with (most of it actually… Not to say that I disagreed.)

But certainly, this rang so true:
“what’s worse than a woman who hates porn? A woman who loves porn. That’s a man-bear trap set loose in the conjugal bedroom that you just can’t miss!”

When you find this woman, run as far and as fast as you can.

 
Comment by Sarah P
2009-04-22 20:06:25 - IP Man-Hash: e09d0754e840a

Hey, did your mom sexually abuse you as a child, or worse, abandon you? Just seems kinda obvious that’s all.

Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 21:08:27 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

You know, you NEVER hear a woman ask:
“Did your DAD abuse/neglect/abandon you….”

THEY ALWAYS SAY –>> ITS THE MOM….. IT’S AS IF WOMEN KNOW THE MOM IS THE SHITTY/ABUSIVE PARENT.

Fascinating.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 21:45:04 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

Why would anyone assume Dick has a problem with his father when the focus of this site is on how shitty women are? Dick holds issue with women, so people assume it stems from his first female role model—his mother.

Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 21:55:02 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

Holding an “issue”? A man can “hold an issue” against the smell of DOG SHIT too…. but that doesn’t mean there is anything wrong with HIM –>> OR his mother.

Cute try though sweety.

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Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 21:58:54 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

AND PS “Abi” – The focus of this site is NOT “how shitty women are”…… its about how much BETTER men are.

Big difference.

You’ll notice its NOT called “womenareshit.com”.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 22:01:57 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

I was just explaining why no one would assume Dick has daddy issues. If he thinks men are better, his dad was either fucking awesome or his mom was shitty. Why would anyone assume the opposite?

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 22:10:56 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

And why did you put my name in quotation marks?

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 22:14:18 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

Please. OUTSIDE of the realm of this site the question is ALWAYS

• Did your MOTHER drop you
• Did your MOTHER not love you enough
• Do you have issues with your MOTHER.
• Wow some WOMAN MUST have really “hurt” you
• HaHaHa some women MUST have taken you for everything you’ve got.

Why are you pretending that it is not a CORE BELIEF inside women who KNOW that WOMEN are abusive / neglectful / hurtful etc. and freely admit it when they ask those questions.

Be honest with yourself before you start PRETENDING.

And as long as you’re talking about “assumptions”, why would ANY woman who is NOT WANTED HERE “assume” that it’s perfectly acceptable for her to ignore those boundaries and expect to be taken seriously.

…. or are we all to assume its because you cunts all have “Daddy issues”. You don’t have to answer that. We would never assume.

Because Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 22:21:37 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

In most cases, when men have “issues” with women, and women have “issues” with men, these “issues” stem from a rocky relationship with their opposite-sex parent.

Should we make assumptions? No, of course not. I was just explaining that when women do assume about Dick’s childhood, they automatically jump to the conclusion that if anything was wrong, it must have stemmed from a lousy mother.

They think, “If his mother was awesome, why would he take the time to make this site?”

 
Comment by Muzalon
2009-04-22 22:25:20 - IP Man-Hash: 011d5a6458f5c

And women who ask those questions are usually fat/ugly, have no man in the lives, or are now too old to have children. Above all, they had a poor relationship with their father who probably deserted them in early childhood, leaving them with distorted/unrealistic expectations of relationships. All psychologists accept that a girl’s father provides her with a template of attraction to men. If he is abusive or absent, all kinds of problems result. I would bet that normal women like Lady xx or Young Woman had a healthy father/daughter relationship… at least, he was THERE for them in some capacity.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 22:27:51 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

OK STOP. You would be more rewarded to Be honest with yourself before you start PRETENDING.

———————————
“In most cases, when men have “issues” with women…. these “issues” stem from a rocky relationship with their opposite-sex parent.”
———————————

That’s a fucking LIE / feminist bullshit programming.

If I meet a girl who behaves like a cunt / bitch / whore and I have no problem expressing that …. are you gonna blame my MOTHER???????

Are you out of your fucking MIND?

That woman will learn to accept PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for her own behavior. She doesn’t get to “blame” other people who are not even involved.

MEN: “Why are YOU behaving like an annoying bitch?”

CUNT: “Do you have issues with your mother?”

Jesus Fucking Christ, you women are unbelievable.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 22:33:10 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

I didn’t say I behaved in this manner, and I am not condoning the behavior. I was, as I have said repeatedly, explaining why women come on here and ask, “Did your mother fuck you up.” That’s all.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2009-04-22 22:38:50 - IP Man-Hash: 011d5a6458f5c

They are projecting from their own negative experience of parental relationships.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 22:41:04 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

That’s highly probable.

 
Comment by RB
2009-04-22 22:44:13 - IP Man-Hash: 1c16d71bf6340

Everybody knows that women fuck with men’s lives far more than men with women’s lives. That’s a fucking fact. And bitches know it.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 22:44:30 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

Your very presence on this website which is just for men and women are told to fuck right off “CONDONES this very behavior you pretend you don’t condone”.

That’s not DICK’s fuck up.
That’s not DICKS MOTHER’s fuck up.

IT’S –>> YOURS.

Dick doesn’t “complain” about a female astronaut who lost her tools in space because she’s incompetent.

HE LAUGHS AT HER.

Dick doesn’t “whine” about how some old tired whore mother who sells her vagina with her house.

HE LAUGHS AT HER.

Dick doesn’t “bitch” about women being fucking dumb and inresponsible.

HE LAUGHS AT THEM AND IS ACTUALLY CHARMED BY IT.

That’s not a “mother’s” fuck up.
Its only PERCIEVED that way by women
WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE FOR A REASON.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 22:51:14 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

You’re totally right, RB. Women are far more manipulative than men.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 22:57:41 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

Women are far more manipulative??
Thats the joke of the week!

Only when a man lets her get away with it.

Manipulate means –>> “to handle in a skillful manner”.

Doesn’t look like that female astronaut was far more manipulative…… and niether was that female pilot who crashed a plane in New York.

But that MALE pilot who manipulated that plane to a safe landing on the hudson river, now that was far more manipulative than any woman has done for a GOOD cause so far this year.

The word you were looking for was “CALCULATING”

as in –>> Women are far more “CALCULATING”.

they don’t get married until they “CALCULATE” what they are going to leave a marriage with.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-22 22:58:37 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

men do not have issues in the first place.

When a woman is totally incompetent about men, sooner or later she will fuck it up. Then instead of taking responibility for what she did, she will look for something outside of her to blame.

It could be “men having issues” or “men having bad relationship with their mothers”.

Women are experts though in “I – YOU” shift. Instead of saying I have issues or Im incompetent about men, they will say YOU…..

Women’s issues come from the paradigm in which they live in relation to men. Women try to find in every situation – how to use anything in that situation as a leverage to make things NOT TO WORK between her and a man.

When a man points that out in any shape of form, women shoot – YOU have issues, probably you havd bad relationship with …. bla, bla.

And when a woman is attracted to a man it get’s even more intense. She won’t approach this man and say “I like you so let’s get together and … ”
She won’t approach a man at all, she will act for ex offended by anything or she will try to convince herself he is an asshole or do anything else equally dumb, within a paradigm to make things not to work out.

But hey Instead of working on becoming competent she will go ” You have issues”. Which fits perfecty within the paradigm.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 23:04:35 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

No, I meant manipulative.

Straight from Merriam-Webster:

“to control or play upon by artful, unfair, or insidious means especially to one’s own advantage”

 
Comment by RB
2009-04-22 23:06:04 - IP Man-Hash: 1c16d71bf6340

Women are manipulative, but only, as Chris said, when men let them be. And the sad truth is – most of the time they do. Take a look at this bitch for example:

http://www.toxictreat.com/posts/Sophia-evil

She’s transcendentally fucked up.

Some asshole sent me her site in my email. If any of you have the time, then troll this bitch to your heart’s content.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 23:07:26 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

Oh I know what you meant. You are female. You meant the NEGATIVE connotation. Meaning slippery and sly.

But I am a MAN – and I meant the POSITIVE connotation. Meaning — handling with SKILL.

Women are manipulative in a BAD way.

Men are manipulative in a GOOD way.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-22 23:09:57 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

Then, by that definition women are not manipulative cos they always ( do the paradigm) play to their disadvantage anly hoping they play for the advantage.

I do not look into dictionary to find meanings. I dont need to.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 23:13:41 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

Understanding connotations shows a mastery and understanding of the English language. If you are going to use this as a negative, fine. I view it as a positive.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-22 23:18:06 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

Of course Chris,

Only men whatever they do, thay do it in order for thing to work, wether in relationship to women or business or anywhere.

Women are in the opposite – negative paradigm. They are in a “search mode” where to find something that could be used as a leverage, to not make thing work woth men. And that tramsformes to other areas of life.

As long as their practice that, they won’t be equal to men.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 23:22:04 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

“MASTERY” – thank you for noticing.
English is not even my first language.

But only a woman would pretend that “unfair & insidious” –>> are “positives”.

When women are manipulative they do DAMAGE, break people, situations, friendships, relationships & things… for their own “unfair and insidious” personal gain.

WHILE MEN MANIPULATE A PLANE TO HEROIC LANDING TO SAVE LIVES. Something a woman has never done using all that “positive” manipulation.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-22 23:22:45 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

Abi I thought you understood a concept of a joke. Instead you doing I – YOU shift. And why is that every time you ansewr to me you sound more and more complicated.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 23:30:42 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

Studioline, I haven’t responded to anything you have said (other than this post), and I most certainly understand the concept of a joke. What joke went over my head?

Chris, I didn’t say that women being manipulative was a positive thing. I said that mastering a language to a point where one can understand connotations is positive.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 23:38:45 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

But you IMPLIED it by taking the definition which suggests women use “unfair and insidious” means to their “ADVANTAGE”.

I didn’t say that women being manipulative was a positive thing – EITHER.

The point is – when you reduce everything down to it’s lowest common denominator, you learn that….

MenareBETTERthanwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-22 23:40:13 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

Great then that you just made my point.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 23:44:12 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

I took that definition because it explained perfectly why I chose the word manipulative, which you criticized me for using. Using a word does not mean I think the word is positive. What kind of logic is that?

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 23:49:33 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

Its the very same “logic” YOU wielded earlier when you admitted to automatically assuming that man has “NEGATIVE issues” with his mother.

Complete bullshit isn’t it.

Glad I could straighten that out for you.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-22 23:49:56 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

RB,

I just peaked at the site you gave a link to.

This girl uses same ole retarded thiks every other girl uses. And she calls it an Art. Funny.

Most men are already exchanging info on these tricks. What these girls are gonna do when all men will oready know the tricks and girls have nothing else to offer? Funny.

What do you think af all that caogirl stuff?

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-22 23:55:12 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

I didn’t admit to assuming any man has issues with his mother. I was explaining why some women assumer Dick has issues with his mother and not his father.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 23:55:20 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

Yeah I bookmarked that link. RB always posts great links worth checking out.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-04-22 23:57:23 - IP Man-Hash: 821276c5e92e0

I know what you think you were doing Abi.

ALL women “assume” the man has “issues with his mother” when he says ANYTHING that doesn’t resemble female worship and adoration.

Pathetic really.

 
Comment by Abi
2009-04-23 00:01:23 - IP Man-Hash: 06d888b6b18cd

Well I don’t think anything is wrong with Dick.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-23 00:08:59 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

Chris,

Thats funny. The caogirl thinks her tests are so subtle adn unique no one notices them, only she does.

She prabably forgot about all men on this planet who were already exposed to the same list of tricks like every time they meet a cheating whore.

Actuall only smart women, know who they can “fuck” with. Other ones have permanantly “ON BUTTON” pressed.

Just like in that story with a rat I wrote the other day.

 
Comment by RB
2009-04-23 00:20:15 - IP Man-Hash: 1c16d71bf6340

These bitches need a good long spanking to put them straight. I mean that completely seriously. That’s the best way to cure them.

“When you go to your woman, take your whip with you.” – Nietzsche.

 
Comment by studioline
2009-04-23 00:30:59 - IP Man-Hash: 71e12cc352f70

I totally agree RB, They need a cure – snap out of it.

P.S. I personally only give spanking as a revard not as punishment. It’s because women universaly love spanking, so I only revard good, positive behaviors.

 
Comment by micho
2009-04-23 04:36:07 - IP Man-Hash: 4f170a2732404

Abi,

Women are NOT more manipulative at all. The issue is that the man has a FREE nature and is more trustworthy that the woman. He mistakenly thinks that the woman is “equal” to him, but he finds out later that she is less trusthworthy.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-17 11:14:21 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

I wouldn’t care if my man watched porn! Why should I…when I’m right there watching it with him!

I wouldn’t even care if he watched it alone. Its porn, people. And I don’t think its immoral. If porn is immoral, then so is sex before marriage! Lol…I enjoy both just as much.

love Michelle :)

Comment by a
2009-03-12 10:34:07 - IP Man-Hash: c24bf89077736

I watch porn w/o my boyfriend all the time in addition to watching it with him.

 
 
Comment by Willie Davis III
2008-10-17 11:02:10 - IP Man-Hash: 928bc99bd19c2

I hate the idea of my woman watching porn because it makes me feel like I’m not good enough. Yes, I’m a weak man…I admit it. I lie on my dk. I pretend to get alot of women. My policy is, if she watches porn, then I am not obligated to have sex her or touch her at all. She has her porno and does not deserve to have real sex. Going beyond that, porn is the best!

Comment by Chris
2008-10-17 11:12:58 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Change you policy.
It’s YOURS to change.

Turn it around… and make it work for you.

Don’t “let” her watch porn.
MAKE her watch the porn YOU LIKE.

And tell her that’s what you want and EXPECT.
And she had be spectacular at it!

After all, SHE “EXPECTS” plenty from YOU…. doesn’t she.

Think about it.

Comment by a
2009-03-12 10:36:33 - IP Man-Hash: c24bf89077736

Dude, just how do you propose stopping anyone from watching porn. If anyone wants to watch porn, it’ll happen.

 
 
Comment by thetruth
2009-02-19 07:15:31 - IP Man-Hash: 9228d2368d2e9

you are a man. it seems your bitch is emerging as the dominant in your relationship. get your fucking act together

 
Comment by micho
2009-04-23 08:08:49 - IP Man-Hash: 6ea85b28ab0d2

Get some pills that can enhance your dick if you have a problem with it. Watch some porn movies to learn some sex actions if you’re not good at it, or get some online articles about it.

Why exactly do you think you are a weak man?

 
 
Comment by Victoria
2008-07-18 13:17:16 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Doubt said:

Maddy said:

I hate the idea of my man watching porn because it makes you feel like you’re not good enough. My policy is, if he watches porn, then I am not obligated to have sex with him or touch him at all. He has his porno and does not deserve to have real sex. Going beyond that, porn is just immoral.

What is the difference between a manhole and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the manhole.
What is the difference between a manhole and a water melon?
One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.
What is the difference between a manhole and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don’t bleed.
What is the difference between a manhole and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Why did the manhole cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How do you know when a manhole is dead?
It doesn’t cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
How do you find the live manhole in a pile of dead ones?
Jab ‘em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning manhole?
Harpoon it.
How do you turn a manhole into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
How do you turn a manhole into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
How do you get 100 manholes into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
How do you make a dead manhole float?
Take your foot off its head.
or:
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of manhole.
What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Manhole with slashed floaties.
What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed manhole.
What is red and hangs around trees?
A manhole hit by a snow blower.
What is green and hangs around trees?
Same manhole 3 weeks later.
What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A manhole with forks in its eyes.
What is pink and goes black with a “hiss”?
A manhole thrown into a furnace.
What is red and swings back and forth?
A manhole on a meat hook.
What is red and sits in the corner?
A manhole with razor blades.
What is blue and sits in the corner?
A manhole in a baggie.
What is black and sits in a corner?
A manhole with it’s finger in a power socket.
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same manhole two weeks later.
What is black and charred?
A manhole chewing on an extension cord.
What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A manhole with her hair on fire.
What is cold, blue and doesn’t move?
A manhole in your freezer.
What is red and has more brains than the manhole you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is white and glows pink?
A manhole with an electrode up its ass.
What is more fun than nailing a manhole to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What is more fun than throwing a manhole off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than shoveling dead manholes off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A manhole combing it’s hair with a potato peeler.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A manhole tied to the back of a truck.
What is red and pink and can’t turn round in a corridor?
A manhole with a javelin through its throat.
What is little and can’t fit through a door?
A manhole with a spear in its head.
What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog’s mouth?
Your manhole’s leg.
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One manhole nailed to ten trees.
Know what’s gross?
Running over a manhole with a truck.
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Skidding on it.
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Peeling it off the tires.

…wooooooooowwwww hahahhaa wooow thats just all i can say to that, hahaha

Comment by BeanDip
2008-07-27 20:09:31 - IP Man-Hash: 3e40d58d57a7a

A manhole is what leads to the sewers. It’s an opening in the ground it has no biological anything…. leave it to a woman to have a shitload of bad jokes that make no fucking sense.

 
Comment by thetruth
2009-02-19 07:17:28 - IP Man-Hash: 9228d2368d2e9

wow that made no sense. what are you referring to as a manhole? or do you even know. did all the estrogen running willy nilly through your veins tell you to do it? huh bitch?

 
 
Comment by bola
2008-07-14 02:01:48 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Adam said:

Dick, there are MANY sorry excuses for men on the Web, but you, my (not) friend, take the proverbial cake! Have you ever even HAD sex with a woman? You read like a guy who has a SERIOUS relationship with his hand!

You should talk, idiot. If you hadn’t eaten the Kool-Aid apple, we wouldn’t be in this shit.

 

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