Be Afraid of the Dentist. Be Very Afraid
I am not a big fan of the dentist. I don’t like to make a big deal out of it because making a big deal out of shit that scares you is a womanly thing to do.
Women think being afraid of shit like driving and doing math makes them more attractive. I don’t know why. It’s probably because they learn too much Chinese Philosophy and other shit at community college — shit their woman brains can’t handle. See, in Chinese Philosophy there’s something called the Yin and Yang which describe the opposing forces of gender in the natural world. It naturally stands to reason that if men are afraid of nothing, which we are, women should be afraid of everything — especially math and driving! It makes them more womanly and thus more attractive.
Also, I am not afraid of the dentist.
If I was, however, it would only make me smart and nothing else. People who are afraid of the dentist are like people who are afraid of walking across a tiger pit with underpants made of meat.
Chew on this.
In your man mind, take a virtual walk into your local dentist’s office. What do you see? The receptionists? They’re women. Hygenists? Women. Patients? Probably half women. Jesus, these days women can even get dental degrees and open up shop themselves (provided some man puts his name on top of course). That means even the dentist himself can be a woman.
Per capita, there’s a higher percentage of women in the dental industry than there is in Yoga, The Day Time Television Demographic, and Chocolate combined. With an unmanned herd like that running the show, is it any surprise that dentists are fucked!
I’ve had broken bones set by male doctors before. They were male because I don’t go to female doctors. It may sound rude, but this is my life we’re talking about. I’m not going to let some sex fiend work on it outside of a brothel; especially one who most likely fucked her way through med school and was thinking about Sex and the City whilst she was taking her Hippocratic oath. Have you seen female doctors these days? If they want to be taken so fucking seriously, why do they insist on wearing makeup at the office. Is this a medical practice or a fucking cat walk? It’s disgraceful. I’ve never been to a male doctor who looks like he’s on his way to a club.
As I was saying, these male doctors performed the bone setting with such man-grace and skill I barely felt it. Ten seconds of getting my gums cleaned by a lady-doctor and I was ready to knock someone the fuck out — myself with pain killers.
Being a dentist is fifth on Dick’s List of the Seven Deadly Jobs a Woman Should Never Have. Want to know what the other ones are? It’s simple. Just ask yourself what you’re best at as a man. A woman could never hope to match your skill. That’s because men are better than women.
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
“I’ve never been to a male doctor who looks like he’s on his way to a club.”
This brought the laughs.
Seven Deadly Jobs a Woman Should Never Have:
I SWAT Team
II Police Officier
III Paramedic
IV Driver
V Doctor
VI Engineering
VII Diplomat
how accurate is this?
Swat team should be changed to military, or police/military combined.
Pretty fucking accurate.
Yeah, combine military/police and put firefighter where police is.
Oh, I am a bitch. I admit that on a daily basis.
She sounds like such a bitch.
My. Was that aimed at me? Either way, I’m responding.
As for lying, I’m not much good at that. I’d just prefer to be honest and have people trust me than to be dishonest and have my way.
Stealing I just don’t do. Whether out of fear of consequences or honest to God morals, I don’t do it.
Bearing false witness. I don’t bear witness. I plead the fifth. You won’t get any information out of me.
And as for coveting? I’m quite content with what I already have. In fact, I have too much crap. I’m rather terrible at getting rid of things. So, honestly, until I get rid of what I already have, I don’t think I need to worry about coveting. I have my friends, a decent amount of food, shelter, and a heaping pile of randomness acquired throughout the years, and I don’t really think I need anything else.
There’s a rule that you don’t lie, don’t steal, don’t bear false witness, don’t covet…
As a woman, I’d just like to say, though it has nothing to do with dentists, that math does not frighten me in the least. In fact, I absolutely love it. Furthermore, though I don’t quite enjoy driving, I’m not afraid of it. I’d just prefer to walk. It’s more environmentally friendly, less costly, and also good for you. So, obviously, not all women are afraid of math and driving.
In more related news, I loathe doctors of all sorts. They diagnose imaginary problems far too often, and I’m just not willing to pay for that. When I die, I die, and I obviously won’t care then.
Oh, I’ve gone off with my womanly disregard of rules again, haven’t I? What with being here.
Well, pedestrians are typically outnumbered by motorists. This causes slowing of traffic and more fuel burned. How is that for environmentally friendly?
Another woman pretends to give a shit about the environment????
… while women can’t own enough useless jewelry which was mined by a child slave.
How is that for environmentally friendly?
It isn’t.
Save a child and never buy women jewelry.
Never buy women anything.
…..Especially when they will fuck you for treating them like abject garbage.
This is my encounter with female dentist(s).
Most of the time I’ve gotten my teeth done by a male dentist. There were a few times that I’ve gotten them done by a female, but she was the nurse and was quite professional about it and got it done a LOT better than the other two females who tried to fill a couple of my cavities when the usual dentist and his nurse/assistant lady were gone. The first time, those two bitches gave me the numbing injection in the lip and to screw up my teeth evem more. The second time, when they gave me the novacaine injection, the needle went beyond the gums into my nose so that when dumb broad #1 injected it, it ran down the back of my throat, closing it off. I couldn’t swallow or even breathe for a few seconds. I tried to tell her that there was a mistake and I wasn’t numb yet. Her response was, and I quote, “oh that’s nice.”
About 8 minutes into the torture, I finally got the attention of stupid #2 (the acting dentist). I tried to tell her that the I wasn’t numbed and I could feel everything that they were doing. Her response: start complaining about how all her patients that were trying to tell her how to do her job shuld just shut up or die and to fit me with one of thse things that keep your mouth open.
Anyway, I recently got my teeth examined by a friend’s dad who happens to be a dentist and now I have to go back to fix what dumb broad #1 & 2 did.
Joe: did you report that dental group to the authorities? States have Dental Boards.
What was the name/address of the dentist? Warn others.
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Most of what is said here is humorous. However, hitting a woman is not.
That was a fucking gem!
Nigger PLEASE…..you say that women don’t have a place…that’s only because you lack the MAN BALLS to put them there, you pussy whipped faggot CUNT.
Billy said:
I went to a female dentist once. It ws like going to the comedy club but the joke was on me. The clumsy bitch stuck her needle in my tongue.
She dropped a filling 3 times..
Good job, Lady Dentist! I would have aimed LOWER. :)
Give the name of that dentist, warn others.
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abaddon, log onto yahoo.
Women only “learn” about anything for the same reason they do anything else: to snoop on males for the purpose of maximum extraction of male resources (money, status, power).. to be able to better play along, better deceive, better manipulate, better pull, better climb to the top of the parasite princess hierarchy.
Iow, men’s logic evolved to build and strengthen the group for the greater good; women’s evolved to parasite and weaken the group for her own good.
Life simplified:
1. You will die.
2. You know nothing.
3. You will never know everything.
-Strength and Honor
Majoring in a subject is the first sign that you know nothing about it. Teaching it could be the second.
-wolfe
That’s stupid.
-Dick