Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants

“I’ve never been to a male doctor who looks like he’s on his way to a club.”

This brought the laughs.

Seven Deadly Jobs a Woman Should Never Have:
I SWAT Team
II Police Officier
III Paramedic
IV Driver
V Doctor
VI Engineering
VII Diplomat

how accurate is this?

Billy said:

Alex said:

Women don’t understand shit and not even themselves. But we men here do. You see men who say “I have yet to understand women” are only saying this because they don’t want to appear rude by stating the obvious and that being… That women are stupid!

Thus these “men” who completely understand women but don’t want to sound rude are, in accordance to ‘Cunt Puncher’, lacking their “Man Balls” and according to ‘doubt’ are lying by not “stating the obvious… that women are stupid” and therefore are not real men at all. According to ‘Cunt Puncher’ and ‘doubt’ real men would have the “Man Balls” to put women in their place by telling them how stupid they are instead of lying by falsely claiming ignorance instead of their “insight” into women. It sounds to me as if it were the men here, who do not understand themselves instead of the women they attack. Apparantly these men are self-conscious enough to care what these “mindless” and “ignorarnt” women think to place their opinions so lowly as to not hurt the ‘unworthy’. Thus by lowering their standards to such “filth” they in turn become filth. Concluding that all men and women are equally unworthy of any such claims of ignorance and/or intelligence. Apparantly men are worthless fools themselves if they succumb to the levels of such lowly females to try to obtain understanding or remotely grasp what it is that makes them uniquely female. By acknowledging such levels of incoherence they themselves must acknowlege the same level of incoherence within themself. Otherwise, this incoherence would be entirely unfathomable. Yet apparantly it IS fathomable to the male mind because they have already lowered their standards so vastly to grasp what it is women grasp. And it must be ignorance if a woman thinks it; therefore it is ignorance of a man when he lowers himself to understand it. Thus proving all men equally ignorant of their counterpart.

Oh, I am a bitch. I admit that on a daily basis.

She sounds like such a bitch.

doubt said:

There’s a rule that you don’t lie, don’t steal, don’t bear false witness, don’t covet…

My. Was that aimed at me? Either way, I’m responding.

As for lying, I’m not much good at that. I’d just prefer to be honest and have people trust me than to be dishonest and have my way.

Stealing I just don’t do. Whether out of fear of consequences or honest to God morals, I don’t do it.

Bearing false witness. I don’t bear witness. I plead the fifth. You won’t get any information out of me.

And as for coveting? I’m quite content with what I already have. In fact, I have too much crap. I’m rather terrible at getting rid of things. So, honestly, until I get rid of what I already have, I don’t think I need to worry about coveting. I have my friends, a decent amount of food, shelter, and a heaping pile of randomness acquired throughout the years, and I don’t really think I need anything else.

There’s a rule that you don’t lie, don’t steal, don’t bear false witness, don’t covet…

As a woman, I’d just like to say, though it has nothing to do with dentists, that math does not frighten me in the least. In fact, I absolutely love it. Furthermore, though I don’t quite enjoy driving, I’m not afraid of it. I’d just prefer to walk. It’s more environmentally friendly, less costly, and also good for you. So, obviously, not all women are afraid of math and driving.

In more related news, I loathe doctors of all sorts. They diagnose imaginary problems far too often, and I’m just not willing to pay for that. When I die, I die, and I obviously won’t care then.

Oh, I’ve gone off with my womanly disregard of rules again, haven’t I? What with being here.

This is my encounter with female dentist(s).

Most of the time I’ve gotten my teeth done by a male dentist. There were a few times that I’ve gotten them done by a female, but she was the nurse and was quite professional about it and got it done a LOT better than the other two females who tried to fill a couple of my cavities when the usual dentist and his nurse/assistant lady were gone. The first time, those two bitches gave me the numbing injection in the lip and to screw up my teeth evem more. The second time, when they gave me the novacaine injection, the needle went beyond the gums into my nose so that when dumb broad #1 injected it, it ran down the back of my throat, closing it off. I couldn’t swallow or even breathe for a few seconds. I tried to tell her that there was a mistake and I wasn’t numb yet. Her response was, and I quote, “oh that’s nice.”
About 8 minutes into the torture, I finally got the attention of stupid #2 (the acting dentist). I tried to tell her that the I wasn’t numbed and I could feel everything that they were doing. Her response: start complaining about how all her patients that were trying to tell her how to do her job shuld just shut up or die and to fit me with one of thse things that keep your mouth open.
Anyway, I recently got my teeth examined by a friend’s dad who happens to be a dentist and now I have to go back to fix what dumb broad #1 & 2 did.

Most of what is said here is humorous. However, hitting a woman is not.

Billy said:
Women don’t understand shit and not even themselves. But we men here do. You see men who say “I have yet to understand women” are only saying this because they don’t want to appear rude by stating the obvious and that being… That women are stupid!

That was a fucking gem!

Alex said:

“I’m friends with some women yes, those ones who know their place and dont try to have conversations about things they dont understand like politics and stick to fun things like anime etc.”

Women don’t have a “place”. A woman who regularly follows the news, majors in politics, does research on politics, etc., can understand politics as well as a man. Women who take a special interest in politics will know more about it than a man who’s politically apathetic.

Nigger PLEASE…..you say that women don’t have a place…that’s only because you lack the MAN BALLS to put them there, you pussy whipped faggot CUNT.

Billy said:

I went to a female dentist once. It ws like going to the comedy club but the joke was on me. The clumsy bitch stuck her needle in my tongue.
She dropped a filling 3 times..

Good job, Lady Dentist! I would have aimed LOWER. :)

abaddon, log onto yahoo.

Alex said:

“I’m friends with some women yes, those ones who know their place and dont try to have conversations about things they dont understand like politics and stick to fun things like anime etc.”

Women don’t have a “place”. A woman who regularly follows the news, majors in politics, does research on politics, etc., can understand politics as well as a man. Women who take a special interest in politics will know more about it than a man who’s politically apathetic.

Women only “learn” about anything for the same reason they do anything else: to snoop on males for the purpose of maximum extraction of male resources (money, status, power).. to be able to better play along, better deceive, better manipulate, better pull, better climb to the top of the parasite princess hierarchy.

Iow, men’s logic evolved to build and strengthen the group for the greater good; women’s evolved to parasite and weaken the group for her own good.

Life simplified:

1. You will die.

2. You know nothing.

3. You will never know everything.

-Strength and Honor

Alex said:

Women don’t have a “place”. A woman who regularly follows the news, majors in politics

Majoring in a subject is the first sign that you know nothing about it. Teaching it could be the second.
-wolfe

Alex said:

Women don’t have a “place”. A woman who regularly follows the news, majors in politics, does research on politics, etc., can understand politics as well as a man.

That’s stupid.

-Dick