Be Afraid of the Dentist. Be Very Afraid
I am not a big fan of the dentist. I don’t like to make a big deal out of it because making a big deal out of shit that scares you is a womanly thing to do.
Women think being afraid of shit like driving and doing math makes them more attractive. I don’t know why. It’s probably because they learn too much Chinese Philosophy and other shit at community college — shit their woman brains can’t handle. See, in Chinese Philosophy there’s something called the Yin and Yang which describe the opposing forces of gender in the natural world. It naturally stands to reason that if men are afraid of nothing, which we are, women should be afraid of everything — especially math and driving! It makes them more womanly and thus more attractive.
Also, I am not afraid of the dentist.
If I was, however, it would only make me smart and nothing else. People who are afraid of the dentist are like people who are afraid of walking across a tiger pit with underpants made of meat.
Chew on this.
In your man mind, take a virtual walk into your local dentist’s office. What do you see? The receptionists? They’re women. Hygenists? Women. Patients? Probably half women. Jesus, these days women can even get dental degrees and open up shop themselves (provided some man puts his name on top of course). That means even the dentist himself can be a woman.
Per capita, there’s a higher percentage of women in the dental industry than there is in Yoga, The Day Time Television Demographic, and Chocolate combined. With an unmanned herd like that running the show, is it any surprise that dentists are fucked!
I’ve had broken bones set by male doctors before. They were male because I don’t go to female doctors. It may sound rude, but this is my life we’re talking about. I’m not going to let some sex fiend work on it outside of a brothel; especially one who most likely fucked her way through med school and was thinking about Sex and the City whilst she was taking her Hippocratic oath. Have you seen female doctors these days? If they want to be taken so fucking seriously, why do they insist on wearing makeup at the office. Is this a medical practice or a fucking cat walk? It’s disgraceful. I’ve never been to a male doctor who looks like he’s on his way to a club.
As I was saying, these male doctors performed the bone setting with such man-grace and skill I barely felt it. Ten seconds of getting my gums cleaned by a lady-doctor and I was ready to knock someone the fuck out — myself with pain killers.
Being a dentist is fifth on Dick’s List of the Seven Deadly Jobs a Woman Should Never Have. Want to know what the other ones are? It’s simple. Just ask yourself what you’re best at as a man. A woman could never hope to match your skill. That’s because men are better than women.
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November 28th, 2006 at 8:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 4955a8f8436db
Women haven’t got a clue who to do the last one on this list. They think is comes natural because they own a cunt. In reality what comes natural for them is misery.
December 14th, 2006 at 9:56 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Too true, to my suffering. Women always have the worst problems ever. My guy friends on messengers and such, we’ve agreed we can moan about things as long as we dont dump it on the other person because we’re men and we can solve it ourselves.
Women on the other hand, as soon as you say ‘tell me whats wrong’ you’re stuck for a fucking hour or 2 and you think ‘I could be doing something worthwhile’ with most of them. I’m friends with some women yes, those ones who know their place and dont try to have conversations about things they dont understand like politics and stick to fun things like anime etc.
Women should just stop with all the things about womens-rights. For fucks sake, you can vote. Isn’t that enough for you? The only rights men fight for is custody rights caused by, oh let me guess? Women? Yes.
December 14th, 2006 at 11:53 am - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
“I’m friends with some women yes, those ones who know their place and dont try to have conversations about things they dont understand like politics and stick to fun things like anime etc.”
Women don’t have a “place”. A woman who regularly follows the news, majors in politics, does research on politics, etc., can understand politics as well as a man. Women who take a special interest in politics will know more about it than a man who’s politically apathetic.
December 14th, 2006 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09f049bfccbdf
Women don’t understand shit and not even themselves. But we men here do. You see men who say “I have yet to understand women” are only saying this because they don’t want to appear rude by stating the obvious and that being… That women are stupid!
December 14th, 2006 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
That’s stupid.
-Dick
December 15th, 2006 at 7:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
Majoring in a subject is the first sign that you know nothing about it. Teaching it could be the second.
-wolfe
December 15th, 2006 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6a8dd0f2f9502
Life simplified:
1. You will die.
2. You know nothing.
3. You will never know everything.
-Strength and Honor
December 15th, 2006 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 479ab57a00cdd
Women only “learn” about anything for the same reason they do anything else: to snoop on males for the purpose of maximum extraction of male resources (money, status, power).. to be able to better play along, better deceive, better manipulate, better pull, better climb to the top of the parasite princess hierarchy.
Iow, men’s logic evolved to build and strengthen the group for the greater good; women’s evolved to parasite and weaken the group for her own good.
December 15th, 2006 at 10:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: e3e93f7cdfa1a
abaddon, log onto yahoo.
August 11th, 2007 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
Billy said:
I went to a female dentist once. It ws like going to the comedy club but the joke was on me. The clumsy bitch stuck her needle in my tongue.
She dropped a filling 3 times..
Good job, Lady Dentist! I would have aimed LOWER. :)
January 21st, 2008 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: aa871a3792e9a
Nigger PLEASE…..you say that women don’t have a place…that’s only because you lack the MAN BALLS to put them there, you pussy whipped faggot CUNT.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5811ccc8e2c20
That was a fucking gem!
April 14th, 2008 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 22184e16c52f6
Most of what is said here is humorous. However, hitting a woman is not.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d548f7871c1a
This is my encounter with female dentist(s).
Most of the time I’ve gotten my teeth done by a male dentist. There were a few times that I’ve gotten them done by a female, but she was the nurse and was quite professional about it and got it done a LOT better than the other two females who tried to fill a couple of my cavities when the usual dentist and his nurse/assistant lady were gone. The first time, those two bitches gave me the numbing injection in the lip and to screw up my teeth evem more. The second time, when they gave me the novacaine injection, the needle went beyond the gums into my nose so that when dumb broad #1 injected it, it ran down the back of my throat, closing it off. I couldn’t swallow or even breathe for a few seconds. I tried to tell her that there was a mistake and I wasn’t numb yet. Her response was, and I quote, “oh that’s nice.”
About 8 minutes into the torture, I finally got the attention of stupid #2 (the acting dentist). I tried to tell her that the I wasn’t numbed and I could feel everything that they were doing. Her response: start complaining about how all her patients that were trying to tell her how to do her job shuld just shut up or die and to fit me with one of thse things that keep your mouth open.
Anyway, I recently got my teeth examined by a friend’s dad who happens to be a dentist and now I have to go back to fix what dumb broad #1 & 2 did.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7580f87dec6e7
As a woman, I’d just like to say, though it has nothing to do with dentists, that math does not frighten me in the least. In fact, I absolutely love it. Furthermore, though I don’t quite enjoy driving, I’m not afraid of it. I’d just prefer to walk. It’s more environmentally friendly, less costly, and also good for you. So, obviously, not all women are afraid of math and driving.
In more related news, I loathe doctors of all sorts. They diagnose imaginary problems far too often, and I’m just not willing to pay for that. When I die, I die, and I obviously won’t care then.
Oh, I’ve gone off with my womanly disregard of rules again, haven’t I? What with being here.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
There’s a rule that you don’t lie, don’t steal, don’t bear false witness, don’t covet…
May 5th, 2008 at 11:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7580f87dec6e7
My. Was that aimed at me? Either way, I’m responding.
As for lying, I’m not much good at that. I’d just prefer to be honest and have people trust me than to be dishonest and have my way.
Stealing I just don’t do. Whether out of fear of consequences or honest to God morals, I don’t do it.
Bearing false witness. I don’t bear witness. I plead the fifth. You won’t get any information out of me.
And as for coveting? I’m quite content with what I already have. In fact, I have too much crap. I’m rather terrible at getting rid of things. So, honestly, until I get rid of what I already have, I don’t think I need to worry about coveting. I have my friends, a decent amount of food, shelter, and a heaping pile of randomness acquired throughout the years, and I don’t really think I need anything else.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
She sounds like such a bitch.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 7580f87dec6e7
Oh, I am a bitch. I admit that on a daily basis.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: bd7cbad57c34e