Multi-Task? Don’t Make Me Multi-Laugh — Or Multi-Shit.
I was sent this question by a reader:
In the beginning, when God made men and women, it was pretty simple. God made men strong and smart so they could hunt and he made women to carry children, cook and clean. Then as women realized how much greater men were they started to attempt manly jobs. Now, women get pissed at men because they have to do their day job then come home and do what God intended for them to. What do you think?
The reason women are so fucked in their heads these days is because they invented The Career Woman. The Career Woman is like that guy in Short Circuit. Not that guy; that robot. He can’t do anything right, it takes two other guys to babysit him all day, and before he learned his lesson he caused about ten million dollars in property damage. Go watch that film with an insurance adjuster. He’ll tell you.
That’s women for you.
God certainly did make men strong and smart. God made mankind in his own image. If I had to make the opposite of a man in my own image, then I wouldn’t know what the fuck to do. If I was God, I guess I would make her totally incompetent and rude. I would also make her hate facial hair. How fucking annoying.
Women will always have to cook and clean. Ask any married woman and she’ll tell you the same thing, “I don’t mind cooking and cleaning and doing laundry for my family.” Good. Then shut up and do it because men do mind that kind of brainless shit. We’ve minded since we invented having a job.
Over the course of a million years, men have evolved into problem solvers par excellence. When out hunting woolly mammoths, men had to invent shit on the fly like flanking and sign language and the Half Nelson. Women didn’t have to evolve any of that shit into their brains. And that’s exactly the stuff we men use every day at work. It’s the extra 30 cents on the dollar women are always complaining about. When women try to match men in the job market, they’re not jumping into the deep end, they’re diving into the Grand Canyon with water wings strapped to their ankles.
Yet women still have to do the cooking and the cleaning. What are men going to do it? What next? Use the television to prop the door open and draw reruns of Coach on the doorstop? Don’t be absurd. Everything has a purpose.
Women’s purpose is to tidy up. That’s what you evolve by sitting in a cave for a million years and waiting for food to come home. You evolve the fucking invaluable skill set of tidying and fucking obsessing about tidying. Women can escape their curse of tidying as much as men can escape their curse of taking care of business and making shitloads of money. We’re fucking televisions and doorstops in here. You can use a television to hold your door open, but why the fuck would you do that?
Well you would if you were a Career Woman. You’d hold doors open from 9-5 and then come home and do the dishes like you were supposed to in the first place. That’s not multi-tasking, it’s just stupid and exhausting.
Men are better than women because we don’t think the grass is greener on the other side. We’re men. We’ve got the greenest grass in the whole fucking universe. We’ve got grass as green as 100 dollar bills.
Related Articles:
February 4th, 2008 at 5:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I have no idea, I got motion sickness after the 32nd paragraph………
At a guess, personal opinion, no facts, no truth, womanly reality, and spread out even longer than MY posts.
Who the fuck said men were more stubborn? At least you ARE better at than I. I bet, given proper training, there is not a beer wagon one you couldn’t pull around, you little mule you.
MansVoice is being nice. He will call the cops next time. He carries Man-Spray, connected to his Testicles of Man-Justice. Or something. Hey, if the operation was successful, why gripe? I heard his plumbing is good….from a previous whine-bag woman.
I have no idea if you agreed, or disagreed. Probably because I was thinking that I need some fried bacon, or a cheeseburger……mmmmmmmmmm………
February 4th, 2008 at 5:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
I’m surprised you bother reading their posts. After the Joan-troll’s Sex in the City melodrama posts, I just skim to establish whether they’re a troll or a genuine poster these days, can’t be bothered trying to have a rational discussion with idiots determined to fill up idle bandwidth and server space any more. The same tired old insult arguments repeated over and over by outraged women really get fucking boring…
February 4th, 2008 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 8231ecaf9cfe2
King Wang, if you’ve got motion sickness, you shouldn’t be eating fried bacon or a cheeseburger!
Anyhow, I’m off. Just so you know, I’m not American, I come from a patriarchal country, and a patriarchal family, where my dad is head of the family, and all of us respect him. And he respects us in turn.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Well, I will only accidentally say this, one time.
You are not all that bad. You are well-spoken, intelligent, etc.
I am not supposed to feed the Trolls dammit.
VERY good. Respect is never given, it is earned. Common courtesy is given, actually. Everyone does their own part, and I can only assume that as a female and Non-American, you are more normal than our American gals………….as you can see by the posts.
If you say Russia is your home, I will marry you. Contractually of course. I am a American after all……………hahahaha! (He giveth, then he taketh away!)
February 4th, 2008 at 7:14 am - IP Man-Hash: c7f77c842578c
I don’t bother - I just hurl the necessary insults to get them on their way. It amuses me.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 8231ecaf9cfe2
Actually, I’m South African. Nice country. Come and visit sometime :-) I have American friends who are totally shocked at how traditional South African women can appear to be. I think they think we’re a bit backwards, and need to be reformed. The thing is, because we were cut off from the rest of the world for so many years, we’ve lagged behind the rest of the Western world in a number of areas. Strident feminism isn’t the way to go, though, in my opinion. Courtesy and respect go a long way to creating good relationships between the sexes. Thanks for putting up with me on your forum.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 8b767c76166ee
No you were not silly to take it literally. Men being better than women isn’t misogynism. Apples are better than oranges but it don’t mean I hate oranges. Just because women suck as humans don’t mean we hate them all.
March 6th, 2008 at 8:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 594a478750474
Lol @ virgin nerds who can’t get any if their lives depended on it
You guys have been dumped and rejected a LOT, haven’t you? Or do you just not try because you know you will fail? :P
March 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I order you to commit suicide.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c5c53aaa5dab
Omg I love this fuckin site. This is the best website I ever been to. No Ma’am!!
April 5th, 2008 at 9:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: e851e02b605ba
I completely agree. Women should just shut the fuck up and get back into the kitchen, iron some fucking shirts, and suck dick when they’re told to. I am sick of how so many women want to be “career grrrrrls.” WHY?! They want to work a shitty office job that no one gives a shit about, and then still have to come home and keep house? Just to fit some retarded feminist ideal? Nah, I would much rather keep my house immaculate, cook fabulous meals and still have the energy to give head than to put up with some 9-5 horse shit just so I can have enough money to buy a dumb pair of high heels. Fuck career women, as a matter of fact, fuck most women because they’re fucking stupid.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 8fb49612710ae
Funny: each Man Post is absolutely correct. KW especially. Yet, after Alissa bitches because she’s not the center of attention and is unable to grasp basic Man Concepts, she bitches more. THEN, she says she’s leaving. THEN she posts a novella about the same garbage. THEN says she’s leaving….
THEN JUST FUCKING STOP!!!
She never did, nor will, understand what we know as “logic”. That’s too difficult for her (or any woman). Not to mention clearly missed the part about “Females leave now”.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
Um, maybe you want to be a cocksucker, and iron shirts for the rest of your life, but us “career grrrrrls” have some ambition. And I give a shit about my job, and I am rarely in an office- 90% of the time I’m outside blowing the shit out of something or sleeping in the woods- I love it. I don’t do it for the money to buy shoes, I do it because I ENJOY it
April 30th, 2008 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
Maybe her and I can hold hands when we jump off the cliff…?
April 30th, 2008 at 9:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Yes, you do - and that is the problem.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:28 am - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
So you don’t want to understand…? Should I give up and just consent with everything? I think I’m outnumbered anyway…
April 30th, 2008 at 9:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
No. The issue is that women who post on here (a handful excepted) are clearly enraged Anglo-American fuck-ups, agitated by the thought of being eaten by their own cats in lonely old age. Their responses to any kind of criticism seem to be homophobic/racist/misandrist rants entirely bereft of logical thought, revealing heartless, disturbed and unfulfilled personalities. If that is the typical Anglo-American female’s psychic landscape, who wants or needs it?
Do you see my point?
April 30th, 2008 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
@ Muzalon- Oh YEAH, definitely, I just posted about that actually, under one of the other topics….It’s so annoying to read all the “you’re gay” “you’re a cocksucker” comments the women have been posting
April 30th, 2008 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Those comments are very interesting if carefully deconstructed. They are built on an assumption of Anglo-American female entitlement and assumed self-worth. If Anglo-American men dare to voice criticism of women, it is implied they must have something wrong with them - they must be gay, whatever - because they cannot ’see’ the wonder of Anglo-American womanhood. It never occurs to these women that they themselves might have serious defects in character (or even serious personality disorders), that are causing Anglo-American males to increasingly hate and avoid them. This is sad, as it means the already poor relations between Anglo-American men and women will only get worse.
And I do not fancy being a dhimmi in an Islamic super-state.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:11 am - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
I guess that’s what this website is for though, it does help to open some women’s eyes…..but unfortunately, some women only end up infuriated, and keep themselves narrow-minded