Multi-Task? Don’t Make Me Multi-Laugh — Or Multi-Shit.
I was sent this question by a reader:
In the beginning, when God made men and women, it was pretty simple. God made men strong and smart so they could hunt and he made women to carry children, cook and clean. Then as women realized how much greater men were they started to attempt manly jobs. Now, women get pissed at men because they have to do their day job then come home and do what God intended for them to. What do you think?
The reason women are so fucked in their heads these days is because they invented The Career Woman. The Career Woman is like that guy in Short Circuit. Not that guy; that robot. He can’t do anything right, it takes two other guys to babysit him all day, and before he learned his lesson he caused about ten million dollars in property damage. Go watch that film with an insurance adjuster. He’ll tell you.
That’s women for you.
God certainly did make men strong and smart. God made mankind in his own image. If I had to make the opposite of a man in my own image, then I wouldn’t know what the fuck to do. If I was God, I guess I would make her totally incompetent and rude. I would also make her hate facial hair. How fucking annoying.
Women will always have to cook and clean. Ask any married woman and she’ll tell you the same thing, “I don’t mind cooking and cleaning and doing laundry for my family.” Good. Then shut up and do it because men do mind that kind of brainless shit. We’ve minded since we invented having a job.
Over the course of a million years, men have evolved into problem solvers par excellence. When out hunting woolly mammoths, men had to invent shit on the fly like flanking and sign language and the Half Nelson. Women didn’t have to evolve any of that shit into their brains. And that’s exactly the stuff we men use every day at work. It’s the extra 30 cents on the dollar women are always complaining about. When women try to match men in the job market, they’re not jumping into the deep end, they’re diving into the Grand Canyon with water wings strapped to their ankles.
Yet women still have to do the cooking and the cleaning. What are men going to do it? What next? Use the television to prop the door open and draw reruns of Coach on the doorstop? Don’t be absurd. Everything has a purpose.
Women’s purpose is to tidy up. That’s what you evolve by sitting in a cave for a million years and waiting for food to come home. You evolve the fucking invaluable skill set of tidying and fucking obsessing about tidying. Women can escape their curse of tidying as much as men can escape their curse of taking care of business and making shitloads of money. We’re fucking televisions and doorstops in here. You can use a television to hold your door open, but why the fuck would you do that?
Well you would if you were a Career Woman. You’d hold doors open from 9-5 and then come home and do the dishes like you were supposed to in the first place. That’s not multi-tasking, it’s just stupid and exhausting.
Men are better than women because we don’t think the grass is greener on the other side. We’re men. We’ve got the greenest grass in the whole fucking universe. We’ve got grass as green as 100 dollar bills.
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laughing my ass off . brainless shit. and that clyide monster .you lucky son of a bitch . you found dick when u r so young . shit . i just wish i could have found dick when i was 18 . damn it my life would have been much much better.
I am a 15 year old male, obviously, and I saw your site after reading a comic from the only web comic I read. It got me thinking “MMMMMM do men have it better off than women?” so I used the greatest source of information in the entire history of humans, the internet. and so I stumbled across your site, read/whatched some comments and found that your correct. at least for the present time period. because of our cultural norms, women have become useless. with a FEW exceptions.
I go to a very prestige’s school upon which only the smartest students can go. but to my astonishment about 63.8% of them were female. but to my astonishment only one of them actually should go there, the rest of them just memorize the materiel and then use it for the test, but then forget it ALL. but enough of that I have a few ways to improve upon your top ten list and make everything more justifiable if your interested. so if you would like to here more E-mail me at buttkikkus@yahoo.com
MY TAKE ON FEMINISM & HOW YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH WIMMIN OF
TODAY:
THE LAWS OF THE LAND HAVE EMPOWERED TODAY’S WIMMIN TO
SUCH A RIDICULOUS EXTENT THAT IT VIRTUALLY GIVES THEM A
LICENSE TO ABUSE THEM & GET AWAY WITH IT TO THE DETRIMENT
OF A MAN & HIS INTERESTS……………..
THE ONLY WAY TO KICK THEIR PRIVILEGED ASSES IS TO TAKE THE
HELP OF THESE LAWS & MANIPULATE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE…..
DO THE SAME THING TO THEM WHAT THEY DO TO YOU……….
WHENEVER YOU GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WIMMIN OF
SOME SORTS……………ASK THE BITCH TO SIGN SOME KIND OF
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT THAT HAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL VALIDITY………IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE
A HARROWING TIME WITH ATTORNEY……………BUT IT WILL ENSURE
AT LEAST WHEN YOU TOUCH AN ALL TIME LOW IN RELATIONSHIP OR
IT COMES TO CRUNCH…………YOU ARE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION
& THE FUCKING SCHEMING BITCH CANNOT MANIPULATE THE
SITUATION OR THE MAN CONCERNED & GET AWAY WITH IT……..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT YOUR BITCH WIMMIN EXERCISES A
CERTAIN DEGREE OF RESTRAINT ON HER ACTIONS,ATTITUDE &
MOODY BEHAVIOR & THE STUPID BITCH CANNOT USE MONTHLY
HORMONAL IMBALANCES AS AS EXCUSE TO DO WHATEVER THE
BITCH THINKS IS OK………..
IT SHOULD ALSO ENSURE THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT USE
CONSENSUAL SEX AS A MEANS TO FILE A FALSE CASE OF RAPE,
MOLESTATION,PHYSICAL HARASSMENT,SEXUAL ABUSE/ASSAULT
WHILE ALL THE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE AN INNOCENT VICTIM
BUT ALL THE WHILE SECRETLY USING THE LAWS OF THE LAND TO
SEND YOU TO PRISON TERM TO SETTLE HER OLD GRUDGES OR JUST
BECOZ SHE COULD NOT GET WHAT THE (FUCKING BITCH) WANTED
FROM THE RELATIONSHIP…………SO THE FUCKING WHORE FELT
USED & EXPLOITED & HENCE HAD TO FILE A FALSE CASE TO SETTLE
THE ACCOUNTS……………
REMEMBER GUYS, ONCE YOU END UP IN PRISON & EVEN THOUGH YOU
COME CLEAN IN THE END………..YOU LOSE YOUR JOB & YOUR MENTAL
BALANCE & EVEN TRIPS TO PSYCHIATRIST WON’T HELP YOU………
ALSO AS FAR AS POSSIBLE TRY TO PLUG THE LOOPHOLES IN THE
AGREEMENT SO THAT THE BITCH DOES NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
NEVER ACCEPT WHATEVER A BITCH SAYS AT FACE VALUE………
LET HER PROVE HERSELF THROUGH ACTION & DEEDS……………….
REMEMBER WE LOVE THE DOGS……..(SORRY BITCH PAYBACK TIME)
BUT WITHOUT TEETH(FANGS)…………..
REMEMBER THE LAWS PROVIDE THEM WITH TEETH………….TO BE
A TOTAL REPULSIVE VULGAR NAUSEATING BITCH………….
& IT IS OUR DUTY TO REMOVE THOSE TEETH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
MAKE THEM GOOD DISCIPLINED WIMMIN & SUBSERVIENT /SUBMIT
TO MEN………..
OTHERS ARE WELCOME TO JOIN & SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS……….
HOW TO DEAL WITH MODERN DAY FEMINIST BITCH WIMMIN……..
FLEETING THOUGHT: GETTING A PROFESSIONAL WHORE/HOOKER
FOR NIGHT SAVES ALL THE MENTAL TRAUMA/HEADACHE & PROVIDES
VALUE FOR MONEY……………….
IF YOUR BITCH WIMMIN REFUSES TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED
LINE……………..THEN THE CHOICE IS EITHER YOU HAVE TO
DUMP HER OR ACCEPT HER……….AT A GREAT COST & RISK TO YOUR NORMAL WELL BEING.
MY HONEST OPINION ………..TRUSTING A WIMMIN BLINDLY
IS FOOL HARDY. NO WIMMIN STARTS AS A BITCH……….
THEY ALL ACT SMART & GOODY GOODY BUT ALLOW THEM
A LITTLE LEEWAY & THEY BECOME A REPULSIVE NAUSEATING
BITCH IN NO TIME…………..
ITS BETTER TO TRUST PROFESSIONAL WHORES/HOOKERS
WHO KNOW THEIR JOB RATHER THEN PUTTING YOUR TRUST
IN A CONNIVING SCHEMING SKANK / BITCH WHO GIVEN
HALF A CHANCE WILL SKIM/CREAM YOU OFF FOR GOOD…….
ONCE FOR ALL……….
CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT SHOULD DEFINE THE KEY POINTS……
1.WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN ACCEPTABLE OR NOT
ACCEPTABLE??…………
2. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN TOLERABLE OR NOT
TOLERABLE??…………
3. WHAT YOU FIND IN A WIMMIN PERMISSIBLE OR NOT
PERMISSIBLE??…………
4. WHAT ARE THE THINGS IN A WIMMIN YOU FIND
OBJECTIONABLE??……….
I DELIBERATELY MADE IT ONE SIDED SO THAT THE MODERN
DAY BITCH WIMMIN INSTEAD OF ALWAYS FINDING FAULT
WITH THE GUYS………SHOULD LOOK THEMSELVES IN THE
MIRROR ONCE & FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING WRONG.
………….TRY TO RECTIFY THEMSELVES FIRST & THEN POINT
FINGERS AT OTHERS………
THE AGREEMENT SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE PROVISIONS FOR
TERMINATING/DISSOLVING THE RELATIONSHIP ON MUTUALLY
ACCEPTABLE TERMS & MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL………..
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
THE PROVISIONS SHOULD DENY/PREVENT THE WIMMIN THE CHANCE TO CHEAT EXPLOIT & TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN
IF THINGS DO NOT GO AS PER THEIR WRETCHED PLAN/SCHEME……………………….
Oh yeah??? What’s your job title? Computernerd? Professional loser?
Of course it is. What’s your job? Being a whore?
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF A WOMANS MOUTH WAS MY COCK BROS!!!!!!!!!
Goodness only knows what the families of the passengers must be thinking when they heard this
You are very right and the I liked the forthright way you’ve said it! CAreer is just a sham for most women but as soon as we’re home we are expected to do the house chores, babies, and sex,(that’s a chore too by the way and we have to fake enjoying it when all we want to do is sleep and sleep )
you can sleep while we have sexy time with you
I guess that’s what this website is for though, it does help to open some women’s eyes…..but unfortunately, some women only end up infuriated, and keep themselves narrow-minded
It’s all very true, the only problem is that you are all hypocrites. If you think women should listen to all your criticisms – which you’re totally right, we should, it’s great to be humble, heightens your level of consciousness – then why don’t you listen to all the feminists’ complaints about men? See how you might be perceived as rather hypocritical… There is no way the state of the interpersonal relationships of men and women is completely women’s fault.. just no way. Men should be real men and take some responsibility. That’s what a MAN would do.
hi scumbag:
since you’re a little attention whore, I felt like putting you in your place ;)
“If you think women should listen to all your criticisms”
LOL, all the commentary in this site is SPECIFICALLY intended for MEN. We weren’t talking to you (women), you all got yourselves here uninvited… which is pathetic, & creepy, you fucking stalkers!
Anyway, let’s straighten you up,”lady”…
“heightens your level of consciousness” Well, this time you get yourself another “fuck-you” for being a pretentious twat. You’ve already made up your mind, which shows in your next little piece of bullshit:
“then why don’t you listen to all the feminists’ complaints about men?”
All of us have, & we’re tired of hearing your same old crocodile-tear-diatribes, femstats, bitch-snouts, etc. -So we decided to tell our side of the story, is that OK with you? ROFL
How do you even get to feel entitled to define what a man is? Like your fucking lesbo-rants matter, CHIVALRY IS DEAD, assholes like you killed it! LOL
& learn some manners, don’t interrupt a conversation where you’re unwanted.
Those comments are very interesting if carefully deconstructed. They are built on an assumption of Anglo-American female entitlement and assumed self-worth. If Anglo-American men dare to voice criticism of women, it is implied they must have something wrong with them – they must be gay, whatever – because they cannot ‘see’ the wonder of Anglo-American womanhood. It never occurs to these women that they themselves might have serious defects in character (or even serious personality disorders), that are causing Anglo-American males to increasingly hate and avoid them. This is sad, as it means the already poor relations between Anglo-American men and women will only get worse.
And I do not fancy being a dhimmi in an Islamic super-state.
“They are built on an assumption of Anglo-American female entitlement and assumed self-worth.”
Well put. I’m memorizing that sentence so I can call it up at will any time it’s necessary.
Have any women stopped to consider what slaves they are to feminist ideology? They are like automatons with that crap. It’s like click… buzz… whirrrr… hear critisism… cut off balls… cut off balls… cut off balls…
This site gives women the opportunity to prove the level of depravity they are capable of time and time again. Dick’s voicemail’s are even more proof of it. Yet, every one of those women feels that they are a goddess, entitled to endless admiration while that spew of threats and insults flows out of their mouths.
To your point of assumed self worth, it’s about time that men put THEIR self-worth ahead of hers and made her prove that she is worthy of respect BEFORE any is ever given.
*To your point of assumed self worth, it’s about time that men put THEIR self-worth ahead of hers and made her prove that she is worthy of respect BEFORE any is ever given.*
But don’t you see? The misandrist Anglo-American context inhibits men from doing that, just as it promotes The Pedestal Syndrome (unwarranted assumptions of Entitlement and self-worth) among Anglo-American women. Only when the culture itself is called into question and conceptually redefined, will these problems start to wither.
@ Muzalon- Oh YEAH, definitely, I just posted about that actually, under one of the other topics….It’s so annoying to read all the “you’re gay” “you’re a cocksucker” comments the women have been posting
No. The issue is that women who post on here (a handful excepted) are clearly enraged Anglo-American fuck-ups, agitated by the thought of being eaten by their own cats in lonely old age. Their responses to any kind of criticism seem to be homophobic/racist/misandrist rants entirely bereft of logical thought, revealing heartless, disturbed and unfulfilled personalities. If that is the typical Anglo-American female’s psychic landscape, who wants or needs it?
Do you see my point?
So you don’t want to understand…? Should I give up and just consent with everything? I think I’m outnumbered anyway…
Yes, you do – and that is the problem.
Maybe her and I can hold hands when we jump off the cliff…?
Um, maybe you want to be a cocksucker, and iron shirts for the rest of your life, but us “career grrrrrls” have some ambition. And I give a shit about my job, and I am rarely in an office- 90% of the time I’m outside blowing the shit out of something or sleeping in the woods- I love it. I don’t do it for the money to buy shoes, I do it because I ENJOY it
Funny: each Man Post is absolutely correct. KW especially. Yet, after Alissa bitches because she’s not the center of attention and is unable to grasp basic Man Concepts, she bitches more. THEN, she says she’s leaving. THEN she posts a novella about the same garbage. THEN says she’s leaving….
THEN JUST FUCKING STOP!!!
She never did, nor will, understand what we know as “logic”. That’s too difficult for her (or any woman). Not to mention clearly missed the part about “Females leave now”.
I completely agree. Women should just shut the fuck up and get back into the kitchen, iron some fucking shirts, and suck dick when they’re told to. I am sick of how so many women want to be “career grrrrrls.” WHY?! They want to work a shitty office job that no one gives a shit about, and then still have to come home and keep house? Just to fit some retarded feminist ideal? Nah, I would much rather keep my house immaculate, cook fabulous meals and still have the energy to give head than to put up with some 9-5 horse shit just so I can have enough money to buy a dumb pair of high heels. Fuck career women, as a matter of fact, fuck most women because they’re fucking stupid.
Omg I love this fuckin site. This is the best website I ever been to. No Ma’am!!
I order you to commit suicide.