Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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I highly doubt your rosy marriage simply because you have no idea that what your so called “friend” is doing is bad.
I know the military, very well I might add. They don’t put up with any bullshit when it comes to abuse. Military officers no less are trained to be SOLDIERS. Did your friend think she was marrying an artist? WTF.
She has 3 kids, a man in the military fighting in Iraq and he is the abusive asshole while she gets a pass from her friend? Bullshit I call.
If you don’t know this is a terrible thing to do and haven’t counseled her at least on her timing then you are a terrible officers wife. Your husband and other good GI’s are depending on this man in times of peril and this bitch is going behind his back, undermining his support at home and imperiling his whole unit.
What a bitch.
As you are confirming what I have seen in the military time and time again. The wives are whores and use the same emotional, pathetic, whorish excuses each and every time. My first time in Tijuana the first woman to hit up on me was a military wife who stated ‘It’s okay, my husband is deployed’. I told the whore to fuck off.
Disgusting and truly repulsive. To have you openly defend her is the most disturbing part of it all. Don’t respond to ‘detached’, just don’t respond at all. If you are in fact happily married you should drop your whorish friend altogether as I have seen time and time again; military wives poison and infect other military wives to cheat. They get into a big emotional bleeding heart fest, then go out for some drinks and voila! A bunch more servicemen just got serviced and they don’t even blink an eyelid.
What’s worse is he has a position in the military where he needs to run a battalion! Think of how horribly wrong that could go if he finds out this whore is cheating?
You’re simply confirming all of the disgust I’ve had for military wives from the start.
- Sgt. Reyes
I don’t think anyone has said that every single military guy is a great person. The situation is simple. The dumbass needs to leave. Case solved. How does this guy go from being neglectful to now being abusive?
Tell your friend to haul her fat carcass onto the battlefield. Let her watch people die in front of her eyes. Then tell me who is really suffering. Selfish bitch.
Okay Detached, I will respond to you. I could give a shit whether you belive me, but I really am discussing a friend. Our husbands are peers and are deployed to Iraq for 15 months together. Both are infantry battalion commanders. My friend has three small children and has been married for 10 years, with several long deployments. Her husband is a hateful, abusive asshole. She is going thru a crisis and I was curious about what men would think of her situation.
My own marriage is just fine, I have the greatest husband in the world. All of you turds are just confirming that fact.
Okay Detached, I will respond to you. I could give a shit whether you belive me, but I really am discussing a friend. Our husbands are peers and are deployed to Iraq for 15 months together. Both are infantry battalion commanders. My friend has three small children and has been married for 10 years, with several long deployments. Her husband is a hateful, abusive asshole. She is going thru a crisis and I was curious about what men would think of her situation. My own marriage is just fine, I have the greatest husband in the world. All of you turds are just confirming that fact.
Abby’s lack of response proves what ‘detached’ mentioned:
‘B. This so called friend isn’t a friend, its you’
- Sgt. Reyes
The same exact psycho-babble that I have heard from hundreds of Marine’s wives in both letters and conversations when they’re deployed. You asked: ‘Does that mean that love has no place in a Marriage?’ ‘What about romance?’
Don’t you think that should be something she thought about when she decided to marry this individual? Did she discover that she needed someone that ‘understands’ her and is a ‘good listener’ when he left to fight for her fat ass?
Abby, coming from a serviceman this type of attitude is un-fucking-acceptable! Often times young servicemen ‘lose it’ after reading one of these dear John letters or hearing it over the phone and are useless in important missions thus putting other Marines at risk.
It’s a basic rule of thumb. Women are emotional wrecks from birth. One of the other reasons that they are not allowed in combat because they simply cannot handle the stress and combat action involved. They can’t handle their husbands or significant others leaving them to go overseas either. So they stay here in the U.S. and find someone to listen to all their emotional drivel and bullshit and pay mind to their attention whoredom. This is NOT A SPIRITUAL experience, it’s just a pathetic and overused excuse to cheat emotionally and usually physically on their husband while he’s overseas. Your whorish friend should be flogged!
- Sgt. Reyes
And!!!!!
F. You did all this knowing you have a 2 year old.
I couldn’t make this stuff up. Women keep proving this website’s premise.
Abby: You have ignored my remarks in favor of doubt’s insults.
A. You don’t want opinions, you want sympathy.
B. This so called friend isn’t a friend, its you.
C. You are a filthy whore who sold out a military man.
D. You like to use words like love without understanding its “acts” of love, not “words” of love that make a relationship strong.
E. Your attempt to quantify your needs as spiritual is just a clever attempt at disguising your selfish wants.
Love? Where’s her love for her husband? Fuck that, she deserves to be strung up by her feet and publicly whipped for her betrayal, and that weasel who’s been fucking her as well. You can be damned fucking sure he knows she’s married too. Spiritual connection? Love? These are just contextual excuses for the most disgusting behaviour of infidelity. She clearly has no honour whatsoever. Don’t sit there talking about love when her husband likely loves the very ground she walks on, and she’s busy caring about nothing whatsoever but herself.
Life is not a fucking romance novel.
Doubt 1116, by using the term “skullfucked” you have proven that you are in fact a caveman. And a caveman with a very low IQ as well. Is that the best you have, you tiny penised little weasel? I’m sorry that some woman hurt you at some point in your pathetic life, but you really should stop snivelling and grow up. Or maybe a trusted adult shoved their finger up your ass as a child. But you need some counseling.
Furthermore, I used the word “spiritual” exactly one time. So you are stupid AND can’t count. My two year old is smarter than you!
Abby, we can infer from your excessive usage of the word ’spiritual’ that if you have any point, it’s not worth paying mind to. Now, making fun of you - that is worth my time until the novelty wears out.
Ha, ha, ‘he-man woman haters club’ - and calling me a caveman, that’s really fucking original, slut. You deserve get skullfucked in both eyeballs just for sounding so subhumanly stupid!
We don’t hate women but you still came to the wrong place.
There are plenty of places where people will tell you what you want to hear. This is not one of them.
I did not pose the question about my friend’s marital dilemma looking for absolution of guilt. She knows she is wrong, and I have also told her so. What I was looking for was the perspective of a rational man, not the rantings of the “he-man’s woman hater club.”
I love my dogs. I love my life. I love my boat and my motorcycle. I love to take a long ride on a motorcycle get to the marina and then sail away on my sailboat. I love my mother. I love to fuck women. I love a good blowjob.
I also love toilet paper.
Love is not solely the domain of women. You, Abby O’Malley, don’t need to feel sorry for me or the women in my life.
Who cares. MABTW
As I suspected. None of you douchebags gives a shit about love. How sad that your own mommies didn’t give you enough love as cheildren. I feel very sorry for the women in your lives, if there even are any. Which I highly doubt.
None of you fuckers are are any more evolved than a caveman who wipes his own feces on the wall of his cave.
Women talk about love all the time. Women initiate most of the marriages. Women initiate most of the divorces. You do the math.
Someone not meeting your emotional needs is not an excuse to screw someone else. You get divorced. How could you want to be with someone if your so miserable? I noticed you mentioned he provides a great lifestyle for the family. That’s what this is about. Your “friend” will miss all that $$$$.
The guy that connected with your girlfriend is a jerk. But she’s far worse. The stupid bitch is married. Two aspects to a marriage. Emotional and sexual. In case dumb bitches like you dont get it, you reserve those for your partner. Quit living in a state of denial. We know he screwed your “friend.”
Have any of you guys ever actually loved a woman? Does love play into any of your decisions? I hear that you think this is a “bleeding heart” story. Does that mean that love has no place in a marriage? And what about romance?