Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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I didn’t give a yay or nay for a particular view point. I was simply explain what Ms Human was saying, seen as some seem to be to dense to process such apparently complex thought structures.
Please tell me that was a joke…because if thats what you thought I meant by women were silenced, please go back to school.
And yet whenever women are all bemoaning when women get cheated on, they never stop to say “Oh, but the poor men who must go through this too! For shame!”
Nope, they all profess a vile hatred of men, and then do something pathetic like drink wine and watch Sex and the City.
In fact I was talking with a female co-worker who was recently cheated on not a few weeks ago. I pretended to listen to her whining, and then got right to the point. I said: “But didn’t you tell me a while ago that you’ve cheated on people too?”
Her response? “Well, yeah, but not like THAT.”
Wait… what?
Men are better than women. Fuck you and your “oh noes, the women are silenced” viewpoint. Women are anything but silent. Hell I WISH they were silent… would make for an easier environment to do my man-thinking.
That was probably one of the manliest thing ever said. Damn straight! You are a man and a patriot, someone who would bleed to keep the stripes red and obviously someone whom the words “honour, duty and service” mean more just words. They form the backbone of your life and good sir, I salute you!
And if you make the device shiny and tell the women that everyone has one, they are the latest fashion accessory, she is bound to buy it.
*D3C*
They need to make a gender scanning devise you can hook up to your PC. We could just make them take a multiple choice questionnaire to at least make sure they’re not retarded before we let them post.
Yeah, this is why we need some good mods to limit the posts a woman(harpy) can make.
Fuckin spammers piss me off.
Tina Pajaro,
You are spamming this message board like an attention staved whore. have you ever heard pulling your vaginal discharge in paragraph form? or is 3rd grade English too much for your little white matter brain to comprehend? What’s your deal? Out of all the traffic this article has pulled with such a flashy title, you are the first slut to try and actually (but poorly) defend whatever the fuck it was you were trying to say. I would read it again but that would be having to endure it for a second go. What’s your deal anyway? Are you one of those military hoes or something? FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLUB HOUSE. As a matter of fact, all you fucking whores out of my club house.
This reminds me of the time I spent two weeks with a few buddies of mine constructing a massive tree fort; we spent over 100 bucks in lumber, paint, and construction material. We even had a window and a rope latter; god damn young boys doing manly things like construction. We are finally done, and even before I can finish putting my own shit in there, my fucking step sister is climbing up the latter with a ton of her girly-girl whatever the fuck stuff. My gods damn step mom said she could. Well lucky for me, my father don’t take shit from no one and when he came home from work, you best god damn better believe that we through all that shit right down all over the lawn. SO I say again to all you beat up she-bitches, GET THE FUCK OUT of MY CLUB HOUSE! If you want attention, go throw that wet spot of yours around in a public place. Whore.
Why shoot them, Dick? I’d rather have them used as cannon fodder and sent to the front lines arned with nothing but their blow driers and aan issue of “Girl Power” magazine, for them to comprehend the hell that men have always gone through to assure the safety of them and kiddies. When they realize that the “Patriarchy” has always sent young men to DIE, they will comprehend that the demands that the “Patriarchy” had imposedon their gender were not that bad. But then, considering how selfish, dumb and vain women are, they will never get it.
P Coderch
Yeah MansVoice, if you notice yes the article was about that, but it also positions you to view men as the only victims. Its silenced that women can also be a victim of this. It appears Ms Human was merely pointing it out. No need to get all defensive…sheesh.
I wonder how all these women can jump off from the main topic at hand.
Fucking read. It is NOT about men cheating NOR is it about CASTRATION. It is about punishing military wives who cheat; for the love of god, THINK before you jump to some other slut’s defence.
I believe when any one cheats it is a poor choice- man or women. Does this mean that some womean should put a post up on a man hating website that says “Servicemen who cheat deserve the death penalty” No because stuff happens- it’s wrong never the less it happens.
If people who cheated had put all of that energy they spent cheating and trying to cover it up and flirting with other people into looking after their relationships, they may have found that they have a great relationship. Fix what you’ve got or get out I say.
Threatening the death penalty is a little bit sad though.
Damn, you no I never thought I would say it but I actually agree with Dick on this one. People cheat way to much anymore and it is ten times worse for service people. I personally know of a few cases of friends going to war and having here significant other cheat on them.
I don’t care, not because she’s a woman, but because you have the nerve to use her pain just to get attention. Friend, do you even know what that is? A real friend would be too busy helping a rape victim get over it, not airing her dirty laundry just to argue at people over the internet just to get a point across. Using a rape victim’s pain to take attention away from men who fight for the lives everyday just to rant is about as low as you can go. Get off your high horse and stop using rape for attention, girl. It can’t be that bad if you’re spending more time ranting then actually doing something about it.
Sure, let’s have rapists be castrated. In addition, mandatory double-mastectomies for all cheating women.
You’re crazy.
Stop putting life in those black and white containers. No person is as simple as being an asshole, or a nice guy.
Just like I agree for women to shut the fuck up.
*D3C*
Yes, if you would agree that all cheating servicemen wives who are found to be cheating during time of war are stoned to death in the public square.
Well make a day of it, some festivities, bring the kids. Well have popcorn, cotton candy and all young ladies can learn how to be faithful and honest.
Wait
This is actually sounding like a pretty good idea.
would you also agree with rapists being castrated?
Dick ur an asshole. And your probably a gay as well just cuz you cant get us you bitch and moan. And its spelled wage not wag dumbass.