Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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Apparently you do not have a brain. It isnt a fucking conundrum, dipshit. Dick, being a man, is entitled to his opinions. We can differ where we stand. He can stick with his yardstick, I can stick with mine. Does that make him wrong? Of course not. You, being a typical woman, exaggerates shit. From rape to bullshit to rape back again, that is all you are harping on. Is that your only ammunition, Clair? It got old. Real old. Find some new material.
Thx.
Ok. Only because you asked nicely and I really really respect soldiers.
Clar,
I personally think it is a great disrespect to clog this form with your me-me-me bullshit. I served 3 years overseas in two different war fronts, and this issue with cheating dependents is very important to a lot of people, weather it is just guys venting from past experience, or being viewed by men considering enlistment. My wife cheated on my while I was in Ar Ramadi in 2004-2005 and I was very much in love with her; I came very close to killing the man, because he knew me personally. Don’t brush by that statement Clar; I am not one of those guys that think smoking anybody is a cool thing, but I was a fucking head case at that time. I am asking you polite and respectful to stop clogging this form with personal arguments that are not even topic relevant YOU ARE ON EVERY OTHER THREAD ON THIS WEB SITE; LEAVE THIS ONE THE FUCK ALONE!
If this shit has happened to someone, they have the right to vent about it bought and paid for. If a soldier is thinking about starting a family in the service, they have a right to know.
GET THE FUCK OUT MY CLUB HOUSE MAM.
But if he speaks fact, then why dont you agree with everything he says? You yourself said there are exceptions to what he says, so thus he is exaggerating. You insinuated that exaggerating was womanly, Dick is exaggerating. Hence, you think he has a womanly quality. I don’t think theres anything wrong with a man with what some would label feminine qualities (as there is no such thing as true femininity), but you do not. Oh dear, what a conundrum….
WHAT THE FUCK? Attacked personally, I doubt so. Even then, fine.. the men are free to retailiate then. Simple as that.
Yeah but these women also cause a ton of fuck ups. I am not a Marine but let’s ask the marines when they get here, shall I? Want to open the bets, Clair?
Who the fuck cares? Fucking back against feminism can also mean fighting back against betas. How the fuck does that make me a “fucking idiot”? Try to make some sense, Clair. Using invectives without style or meaning just makes you look BAD. But geez, you are a woman so go out and ROAR!
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN THROW AT ME? OH no!
They were attacked first.
Yeh, but these women VOLUNTEER. Thats a WHOLE lot more manly then “….I have to” Fucking tosser.
Fighting back against something they created? You know, one of my favourite feminists of all time happens to be a male. God you’re a fucking IDIOT.
…….You’re kidding right? It’s impossible, no one is that naive.
(A) First off, you dont defend the men when they are attacked by screeching harpies so please, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEXIST PIECE OF BULLSHIT. You suck Benita’s cock as long as he agrees with you.
(B) Second, I am going into the military in 2 years - Its mandatory conscription. So fuck it, FUCK whore and stop being a FUCK tool.
Do you even have a fucking brain? It means men are fighting back. From this site, from all sites, from different frontiers, men are fighting back. Just sit back, relax and shut the fuck up. We will do our job and show you what is TEH SCHLONG.
Yeah I did. Now please go think of your own insults. Get original and get over your fucking self. You are a feminist sexist so get off that fucking high horse.
No unlike you and everyone here, I’m not sexist. I think it is VERY important to make a conscious effort not to silence either sex from anything (and I’m very proud of myself, that mentioning men thing came naturally, I didn’t notice it till you brought it up). This perpetrates stereo-types (which are NEVER a good thing, any history student should know that). Also I think that you are being an utter asshole, because to sit there, behind your computer screen and comfy and warm, there is some military chick out there doing a much more fucking manly job then you, you fuck stick.
SO your angry at feminists for getting up of there asses and doing something….but you’re not angry at men for being lazy shits and not initiating a movement that can rival feminism?Where is all your all mighty penis power now?
You told me I had men to thank for everything in the world. Well thank you all you for feminism…wait why do you hate it mv? How could you hate such a transcendent concept that was emitted from such a resounding male mind?
Your line? How long have you been speaking English for? You said since you were small….and YOU think that YOU came up with that?? LMFAO
Typos:
why *do* you
more *of* a manly
if you *arent* being
This thread is on military wives who cheat. Apparently, they do. Why you feel a need to include “men”? Cant stand the thought of your gender getting bashed? Fuck it. The men out there are doing more a manly job than the woman(military) in there ever will. Dont pull the sympathy card if you are being sincere when it is clear all you wish to do is simply allocate blame to men as well. Fuck it.
LMFAO. Dick = Fact. You = Bullshit = Exaggeration = Bullshit = Shit.
Well it is.
Read your post again. The very tone says something about it.
Please, giving them to one gender alone is one sided and horseshit. You want to be fair and equal, that isnt the way to go. Grow a brain, do you really need a penis to understand that, dumb fuck?
Please dont steal my line about “shaking in the boots”. Come up with some new and good material, woman. If you arent afraid then shut the fuck up about what I do and stop making shitty insinuations. It is NOT the same as a feminist organisation which is fucking hypocritical. Why you are afraid? Because this is PAYBACK and you are afraid of losing being treated like royalty like the spoilt bratty attention whoring character that you are.
Thats so awful. I reckon cheaters are scum, but men and women that cheat on their loving partners that are out at war, should all be bashed. I actually felt really sad when I read that.
SO what your saying is I’m exaggerating and that is womanly? But you don’t believe everything Dick says because he too is exaggerating? *GASP* You’re hero is womanly??? LMAO
Any way, you the one that claims that this site is “fact”.
1) When did I ever say it’s unfair or wrong?
2)”What is wrong with encouraging or providing incentives for men to study?” - That sort of thinking is what has encouraged alot of feminist actions, yet you get shitty at feminists for it. Whats up with that?
Afraid?? Oh yes mv, im shaking in my boots….LMAO. I genuinely laughed when I read that. Now WHY would I be afraid, of a 17 year old boy in Singapore that says hes going to make an all boys club in his country, that does the same thing feminists do for women (even though he hates feminists and what there doing)? What part of that is mean to break me down into violent quaking sobs of fear?
Clair is an attention whore. Do not feed the animal.
As for my Mens Rights Org, what do you know about it? From the few posts that I make? You dont know jackshit about shit, Clair. I have never proposed affirmative action; all I am going to do is LEVEL the playing field. If you are giving scholarships to YOUR gender, I am going to do it too for MINE. Unfair? How the fuck is it? What is wrong with encouraging or providing incentives for men to study? Arent we already wasting billions of dollars a year into women’s study classes? Surely, diverting some funds to men where they are needed is… wrong?
If you are going to set up quotas in your company for females, I am going to get these quotas abolished. Simple.
I am doing things MY way and I can tell you are afraid. Well, go on. You have every right to be. Good luck. Btw, you deserve every. fucking. insult thrown your way.
I love how Clair discredits the posters on this site so biasedly. Believe every word as gospel? How fucking stupid are you, Clair? I already admitted that there are exceptions to what Dick talks about and I dont believe EVERYTHING he says. Can you not exaggerate shit like a typical woman? Dumb fuck.
as a military man i stay single on fucking purpose so i dont have to think about some cunt im with banging some random dude while im deployed. that could cause death which would be a serious loss of man points because i didnt survive like men are supposed to. ive seen it way to many times. Random married soldiers wives banging countless random dudes. COUNTLESS. Then the fucking dudes all pissed because hes gotta boot the bitch because shes a cheating cunt. BUT she gets to take the kids with her. SO now the soldier has to worry about his fucking kids. Fucked isnt it?
You’re right. Truly you are. I have NO idea what this website is about. I have theories, but from a sociological view point it is VERY interesting. I mean, you have people like MansVoice that believe every word as gospel, you have some people that come here to bitch about women for fun, it could be simple light hearted humour…or it could be something a whole lot more sinister.
I’ve had people tell me here that this site is about promoting mens rights, promote true gender equality, promote patriarchy, and all through light hearted humour.
But take a good look at the posters. It attracts some people like brooklyn, and that random that went on about niggers ect. It attracted MansVoice, someone who wants to start an Mens Organization that gives men the same liberties ect that feminists have given women (yet he detests what feminists have done for women…odd). It attrcted RobC who won’t hire a woman under 30. And just have a look at what some guys say, they’ll tell you things like go get cervical cancer you bitch, then someone will back it up…what the hell??Thats fucking sick.This all says something about the content.
Well….the root? I think the deepest root, would be gender assumptions, or just assumption and stereotyping in general. If people would just judge the individual, then I think things, scrap that…things WOULD be a whole lot better.
However, this is a little hard to do, when the media bombards you daily with the images and concepts of the ideal man or ideal woman. Then you come across sites like this. It only perpetuates anger, hatred, resentment and promotes ignoring the individual and stereotyping.
You have issues with my stats? Find your own counters. If you actually READ my stats or websites, you would realize that they actually document them from accredited sources. The US Censure for one.
Ah. I ignored the “and minorities” part. Apologies.
Sorry, I dont believe your stats either.
Then let us stay on topic and not deviate from the thread at hand. “Cheating Army Wives” - Go!