Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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how can you insult a perfect stranger?
all i said was my opinion
you can be happy because this is the last time that i am posting
not because i am embarassed, but because i am embarassed to be a human being
you all have so much hate
i can’t even imagine insulting someone so badly, when i don’t know them, and when they are calmy saying their opinion
i never insulted you
you just don’t have the decencey to treat other people with the same respect
Is that what you say after you get backhanded for being an insolent bitch?
*D3C*
i am not posing as anything
i am an equal being to any man
Go check out the forums, dumb twat.
Just like you are posing as a person with more than a half functional brain.
*D3C*
you are not a women
you are a man just posing as a woman
ALL WOMEN:
I’m a woman, and I have no problem with this post, because I know every word of it is true. If you can’t admit as much, then you are deluded, and you need to wake up.
I see the troll is still being fed billy-goats. Try ignoring it, guys. You never know, it might just go back under the fucking bridge!
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TNRC
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So you prove that feminism has wiped femininity from your minds and made you women think you can be manly too.. Penis envy spread via the
herd mentality. Go lick a dyke… but do go somewhere
women suck as people
Ladies,
lets keep this form dedicated to all those have served or those dependents that have experience; you wanna man battle, show some respect and take it to another thread; this one has substance.
I salute that, soldier. I wont bother responding unless that fucking troll(namely Clair) responds. Best regards to the men involved.
Apparently you do not have a brain. It isnt a fucking conundrum, dipshit. Dick, being a man, is entitled to his opinions. We can differ where we stand. He can stick with his yardstick, I can stick with mine. Does that make him wrong? Of course not. You, being a typical woman, exaggerates shit. From rape to bullshit to rape back again, that is all you are harping on. Is that your only ammunition, Clair? It got old. Real old. Find some new material.
Thx.
Ok. Only because you asked nicely and I really really respect soldiers.
Clar,
I personally think it is a great disrespect to clog this form with your me-me-me bullshit. I served 3 years overseas in two different war fronts, and this issue with cheating dependents is very important to a lot of people, weather it is just guys venting from past experience, or being viewed by men considering enlistment. My wife cheated on my while I was in Ar Ramadi in 2004-2005 and I was very much in love with her; I came very close to killing the man, because he knew me personally. Don’t brush by that statement Clar; I am not one of those guys that think smoking anybody is a cool thing, but I was a fucking head case at that time. I am asking you polite and respectful to stop clogging this form with personal arguments that are not even topic relevant YOU ARE ON EVERY OTHER THREAD ON THIS WEB SITE; LEAVE THIS ONE THE FUCK ALONE!
If this shit has happened to someone, they have the right to vent about it bought and paid for. If a soldier is thinking about starting a family in the service, they have a right to know.
GET THE FUCK OUT MY CLUB HOUSE MAM.
But if he speaks fact, then why dont you agree with everything he says? You yourself said there are exceptions to what he says, so thus he is exaggerating. You insinuated that exaggerating was womanly, Dick is exaggerating. Hence, you think he has a womanly quality. I don’t think theres anything wrong with a man with what some would label feminine qualities (as there is no such thing as true femininity), but you do not. Oh dear, what a conundrum….
WHAT THE FUCK? Attacked personally, I doubt so. Even then, fine.. the men are free to retailiate then. Simple as that.
Yeah but these women also cause a ton of fuck ups. I am not a Marine but let’s ask the marines when they get here, shall I? Want to open the bets, Clair?
Who the fuck cares? Fucking back against feminism can also mean fighting back against betas. How the fuck does that make me a “fucking idiot”? Try to make some sense, Clair. Using invectives without style or meaning just makes you look BAD. But geez, you are a woman so go out and ROAR!
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN THROW AT ME? OH no!
They were attacked first.
Yeh, but these women VOLUNTEER. Thats a WHOLE lot more manly then “….I have to” Fucking tosser.
Fighting back against something they created? You know, one of my favourite feminists of all time happens to be a male. God you’re a fucking IDIOT.
…….You’re kidding right? It’s impossible, no one is that naive.
(A) First off, you dont defend the men when they are attacked by screeching harpies so please, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEXIST PIECE OF BULLSHIT. You suck Benita’s cock as long as he agrees with you.
(B) Second, I am going into the military in 2 years - Its mandatory conscription. So fuck it, FUCK whore and stop being a FUCK tool.
Do you even have a fucking brain? It means men are fighting back. From this site, from all sites, from different frontiers, men are fighting back. Just sit back, relax and shut the fuck up. We will do our job and show you what is TEH SCHLONG.
Yeah I did. Now please go think of your own insults. Get original and get over your fucking self. You are a feminist sexist so get off that fucking high horse.
No unlike you and everyone here, I’m not sexist. I think it is VERY important to make a conscious effort not to silence either sex from anything (and I’m very proud of myself, that mentioning men thing came naturally, I didn’t notice it till you brought it up). This perpetrates stereo-types (which are NEVER a good thing, any history student should know that). Also I think that you are being an utter asshole, because to sit there, behind your computer screen and comfy and warm, there is some military chick out there doing a much more fucking manly job then you, you fuck stick.
SO your angry at feminists for getting up of there asses and doing something….but you’re not angry at men for being lazy shits and not initiating a movement that can rival feminism?Where is all your all mighty penis power now?
You told me I had men to thank for everything in the world. Well thank you all you for feminism…wait why do you hate it mv? How could you hate such a transcendent concept that was emitted from such a resounding male mind?
Your line? How long have you been speaking English for? You said since you were small….and YOU think that YOU came up with that?? LMFAO