Children Are Not Pinatas
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Child abuse is one of the most shepugnant acts of violence known to man. It’s wrong for the same reason it’s wrong to beat up crippled people. They can’t fight back. That’s also why it’s wrong for fat ladies to squeeze themselves into anything that couldn’t be packaged and resold as a tent. No one can fight that.
There should be no size 4, 6, or 8. If you can’t fit into a 2, cut a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and throw yourself away.
All women suffer from a form of female narcissistic personality disorder, FNPD for short. Here are a summary of the symptoms:
1. Being loud and obnoxious.
2. Speaking when they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
3. Beating the shit out of children.
That sums up every woman in the world.
Also: can’t drive for shit.
In the wild animal kingdom, mothers eat their babies all the time. Hamsters do it. So do fe-weasels and woman-guinea pigs. One of my friends had some gerbils when we were younger and it happened right in front of our very own eyes.
Men are better than women.
In a recent study, it was discovered that the wives of American soldiers are twice as likely to beat their kids and four times as likely to neglect them while their husbands are overseas fighting for the freedoms that make that kind of atrocious behavior possible. The neglect I can understand. Women would forget to feed themselves if men weren’t around to take them out. But the abuse?
Just like putting them on a leash, having a man around keeps women in line.
Here are some government statistics that will send you running to the pet store.
Women are 36% more likely to abuse children than men.
41% of child abuse victims were maltreated by mothers acting alone, compared to a low and manly 19% for fathers.
In the age range of 20 to 29, women are twice as likely than men to abuse their children.
Anyone with a penis will tell you that the younger women are, the more abusive and dumber they are. If teenagers had kids more often, child abuse would be so prevalent there would be no more racism. Everyone would just be black and blue.
Here are the results of a study I financed and undertook personally.
100% of women’s bodies turn to shit after they give birth.
I have a friend who would have been a pro footballer except late in a pre-season game, he blew his knee out. It was never the same and he blamed this blown knee for his ruined football career.
Now, if he had had absolutely no other prospects in life, and if he could have given birth to that knee, he might have smacked it around. However, as women so frequently and arrogantly remind us, men can’t give birth.
Men are better than women.
If women were my friend, football was their bodies, and grinning idiot kids were the weak knee that ended an illustrious career as a third stringer, the reasons for women and their out of control child abuse become painfully obvious.
When women aren’t thinking about their ridiculous sexual fantasies, they spend their day either beating children or thinking about beating children. That violence is all they have left after giving birth to a football that ruins their vaginas and turns their C-cups into tube socks. That’s why women in their 20’s beat children at remarkably higher rates. At that age, they have the most to lose.
Just because women can have babies doesn’t mean they should, and it definitely doesn’t mean they should raise them. We don’t put cops in prison. We don’t give fat kids schoolbooks printed on donuts. We don’t dress up in Bid Bird costumes, beat the fuck out of some German shepherds and then drop them off at a kid’s party.
It’s reckless and insane.
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this is disturbing.
yes my dad blamed is fucked back for everything
the reason he got the sack
the reason he spent all mums money on pot and alcohol
the reason he cheated
the reason he rolled the car nearly killing my little brother
mum blames having babies for fucking up her back
she never did any of the stupid shit he did.
none of your arguments on ANY of these articles make any sense whatsoever.. its just angry ramblings..
i hope you get some serious help for your issues with women before someone gets hurt.
I am a huge fan of you, Dick!
This is your best article yet. I better get back to the kitchen to cook my husband a steak before he gets home. I think the other women on the site should follow my lead.
uhg, dont you see how obvious it is that your a guy
pathetic.
And that is exactly why I don’t want any children.
Not a very intelligent decision. Children will get you child support, and women love money, or rather the things it comes from, for, or buys, more than anything else.
Casey the Frigid Cunt will be the cat lady when she gets older.
I don’t want any pets either, so I guess I’ll just die alone and unloved, with webcomics being my only joy in life. *sniff* Fortunately, I don’t plan on growing old anyway.
are you fucking stupid
your one of those guys from my town, that puts holes in condoms so he can get his girlfriend pregnant and get 3000 bucks from the government
You dont understand that any money you get for your child goes directly to the child
you cant afford to spend it on anything that you want.
having a baby for money is like going to Gaza strip for a holiday.
I agree. I am a proud Misogynist. I hate child abuse, and women are the majority of child abusers. I have no problem with someone abusing, or taking the “rights” away from such a woman who does that. I would wish to “oppress” them. And even though there are mothers who don’t mistreat their kids, the mother over child is an power imbalance, in a world where we are supposed to recognize an imbalance in power, but only if it is men over women! We are not supposed to care if its women over men. I also don’t appreciate the double standard of having to care about women’s rights, when society doesn’t care about men’s rights. And I don’t appreciate any ideology that says that Men “run the world”. Most men do not, of course. Yes, There are 44 male presidents. And there are millions of men dead in wars, and homeless men. Which is a greater indicator of how most men are doing? I thought so.
And the justice system is a corrupt system, including the lawyer profession. But, again, unfortunately this system was created ENTIRELY by white men. If it were up to women, and there were no men, we would all be living in caves, and tents. But lets get back to talking about abusive women who abuse and kill their kids. Lets talk about Susan Smith, Andrea Yates, or others. These women don’t “protect” their damn kids! From Men!! I wish to vilify the “good name” of motherhood, until I can find those who aren’t punitive. Yikes!
I agree with Dick almost 100% and I don’t think he’s being hateful at all, in fact I think he’s willing to shoulder the burdens of a life in which women will always have to be corrected, and to me that is loving. I get a lot of flack from women in higher places for being conservative.
Men have to be aware that women, and I used to be one of them til I woke up, want to mentally pulverize a man, suck out his soul and then we all know that the body will follow eventually and then we can feel like gods after having killed a man. This is the way it is.
Women usually hate their children too and want to destroy them. They want to “divide and conquer” by getting the children to hate the father,
so men lose they didn’t even know they were fighting. This is done by women complaining to their “girl friends” (or girl fiends) and to the kids behind the husband’s back, so that by the time the father gets home at night the kids’ emotions are all twisted up! They have become a family divided, which is what marxism (aka: Satan) really wants.
yes, “jayne” you talk like a guy….
a very stupid one.
MABTW – THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE FAGGOTS DIDNT THEY EVER TELL YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH A MANS FAMILY?
I love how he simply ends the article with
“Men are better than women.”
Whenever it’s brought up I sure as hell voice my opinion Doubt. Why are you assuming that I don’t? I actually, compared to many woman, am much sympathetic when it comes to those issues (believe it or not). Especially with father rights, since I’m very close to my father- not so much with my own mother because past happenings. I’ve gone to DC many times to donate to the poor, pretty much all of them with a few exceptions being male. I’m sick of hearing women yell “we’re superior” and men screaming back “yeah fucking right, we are”. will the bickering ever stop? ha, maybe in a perfect world- not this one.
Then why in the hell aren’t you taking to the streets and DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
It’s not like I bloody well can, now, is it? I don’t see the fucking rallies to give fathers equal, or failing that preferential custody over irresponsible whores, nor do I see any pamphlets on how important it is to NOT report domestic abuse if YOU are the one doing the abuse – and throwing china at your hubby’s head while he mires in a pool of that male indifference is fucking abuse.
On that note, why in the hell do you think that girls need to be defended in any way, shape, or form when 9/10 and 3/4 of the homeless are men? There may be more women being pushed into upper management, but where are the women being pushed out of their slutty secretary jobs and onto the streets so that ignorant pregnant teenagers could gnash their horse teeth at them?
Well, unfortunately, if you light the Torch of Man-Greatness, the FemiTrolls begin to gather like shit on the bottom of your boot on a rainy day.
Of course, it is just plain physics that says Torches draw Flamers.
As always, they feel the need to speak, no matter how stupid they are.
That isn’t surprising, just woman-law.
This site seems to attract girly-girls like moths to a torch. It’s funny that they have to keep changing things around to match their self-absorption while we know one story and we stick to it. The absurdity is just self-evident – I mean, a single mother bragging about falling for a scam? Being a teenage whore? Cheating while her husband is dodging bullets for her undeserved privileges?
You really think we’ll ever fall for that shit when we have an exponential convert rate and you have a convert rate of… 0 – you just run off bitching about how you can’t “Get through to us.” And yet you are the dense ones.
i don’t believe in those ridiculous statutory rape laws. it’s insane, i say if the girl/guy is at least around 14, then they know what the fuck they’re doing. why punish the other party for going along with it; makes no sense to me.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFMiSR5hHoc
So in America, I’ll go to jail for fucking this. Not that I would – her tits have long been fucked flat – but maybe if she got implants and got her vocal cords ripped out in a fight or something. And I was on a deserted island and washes on the shore along with a crate of condoms and bleach.
But the point is that if a 16-year-old looks like a 20-year-old and she wants to get fucked – someone is going to fuck her. For that little 14-year-old fuckbox it was 12 someones. Now do we keep up this bullshit when men can just travel overseas where they don’t have to play that whole game of ‘is it a coy schoolgirl with implants or a girly-girl of “real woman” age?’
Fuck that, I know better than to settle for stupid, subhuman western girly-girls, and you bitches just push my convictions further. Call me a rapist, a pedophile, a reject – and then you dumb bitches turn around and lay on me WHY I SHOULD NOT LEAVE! Oh, this is too great. Well, I know that the fact is that I will not settle for one wife in my lifetime nor will I settle for a partnership with someone I consider lesser than me.
Now sit down and shut up so that you don’t get yourself smacked up again, teen mommy.
Dick has a fucking army of his own eh? Hmm, guess this calls for World Domination.
Well, we’ve got a self-proclaimed teen mommy who brags about being a high school dropout who caters to a young child’s every whim. To keep the ball rolling, I’ll pull this up:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pFMiSR5hHoc
You truly are subhuman. Sit down and shut up before we make you – and you aren’t going to like that. Just sit down at the retards table with all of the other failures and losers and shell out the reparations for every school shooting, every murder, every imprisonment you can even be remotely attributed to. After all, for every one recorded, apparent case there are a thousand assaults and murders – and besides, is any punishment really too cruel for you? I mean, reparations are just monetary – at least you aren’t going to die.
I’m sure Dick can speak for himself.
How else would you be able to ’stay at home and play with him non-stop’?
Can we say cha-ching? You hit the jackpot of whoredom. I have ZERO respect for single mothers. Especially the ones that sap Men for their lifeblood for 18 fucking years.
- Sgt. Reyes
Would that be about the ‘CATEGORY’ you fall under.
Yeah. I think I pretty much hit the fucking nail on the fucking head.
- Sgt. Reyes