Children Are Not Pinatas
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Child abuse is one of the most shepugnant acts of violence known to man. It’s wrong for the same reason it’s wrong to beat up crippled people. They can’t fight back. That’s also why it’s wrong for fat ladies to squeeze themselves into anything that couldn’t be packaged and resold as a tent. No one can fight that.
There should be no size 4, 6, or 8. If you can’t fit into a 2, cut a hole in the bottom of a trash bag and throw yourself away.
All women suffer from a form of female narcissistic personality disorder, FNPD for short. Here are a summary of the symptoms:
1. Being loud and obnoxious.
2. Speaking when they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
3. Beating the shit out of children.
That sums up every woman in the world.
Also: can’t drive for shit.
In the wild animal kingdom, mothers eat their babies all the time. Hamsters do it. So do fe-weasels and woman-guinea pigs. One of my friends had some gerbils when we were younger and it happened right in front of our very own eyes.
Men are better than women.
In a recent study, it was discovered that the wives of American soldiers are twice as likely to beat their kids and four times as likely to neglect them while their husbands are overseas fighting for the freedoms that make that kind of atrocious behavior possible. The neglect I can understand. Women would forget to feed themselves if men weren’t around to take them out. But the abuse?
Just like putting them on a leash, having a man around keeps women in line.
Here are some government statistics that will send you running to the pet store.
Women are 36% more likely to abuse children than men.
41% of child abuse victims were maltreated by mothers acting alone, compared to a low and manly 19% for fathers.
In the age range of 20 to 29, women are twice as likely than men to abuse their children.
Anyone with a penis will tell you that the younger women are, the more abusive and dumber they are. If teenagers had kids more often, child abuse would be so prevalent there would be no more racism. Everyone would just be black and blue.
Here are the results of a study I financed and undertook personally.
100% of women’s bodies turn to shit after they give birth.
I have a friend who would have been a pro footballer except late in a pre-season game, he blew his knee out. It was never the same and he blamed this blown knee for his ruined football career.
Now, if he had had absolutely no other prospects in life, and if he could have given birth to that knee, he might have smacked it around. However, as women so frequently and arrogantly remind us, men can’t give birth.
Men are better than women.
If women were my friend, football was their bodies, and grinning idiot kids were the weak knee that ended an illustrious career as a third stringer, the reasons for women and their out of control child abuse become painfully obvious.
When women aren’t thinking about their ridiculous sexual fantasies, they spend their day either beating children or thinking about beating children. That violence is all they have left after giving birth to a football that ruins their vaginas and turns their C-cups into tube socks. That’s why women in their 20’s beat children at remarkably higher rates. At that age, they have the most to lose.
Just because women can have babies doesn’t mean they should, and it definitely doesn’t mean they should raise them. We don’t put cops in prison. We don’t give fat kids schoolbooks printed on donuts. We don’t dress up in Bid Bird costumes, beat the fuck out of some German shepherds and then drop them off at a kid’s party.
It’s reckless and insane.
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August 15th, 2007 at 4:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Be gone, spinster troll.
- Dial M For Maguai - Bang the drum
August 15th, 2007 at 4:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dca59052c70e
What’s the matter Sonyad, can’t handle the truth? Ah. Another one of the morally righteous, so sure that he’d never do anything contrary to the views he espouses. Guess well see in about sixty years time just how well you managed to stay as one of the ‘betters’.
August 15th, 2007 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 12ba2642e47bb
Anyone else feel like a dose of the truth? It’s one of those days when I’ll call a spade a spade, so batter up.
August 15th, 2007 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
Wow, Wolfe, you’re sure used to being insulted by women aren’t you? I was actually complimenting you!
I do thank you for giving me the opportunity to post on your site, and I may. But I think my collar would end up feeling a little scratchy while in your parlor. I have a tendency to guffaw loudly into dead silence, and to stick a sharp elbow into the side of a complete stranger standing next to me.
There also tends to be a distinct undertone of derision in things I say (maybe that’s what you picked up on?) because my experience is that people who take things too seriously are the ones who don’t know how to accept someone else’s point of view. You do seem an exception, but I don’t know if I could adjust to that. :)
So I’ll probably stay here for now, and you may occasionally feel insulted by me. That IS what we’re all here for, isn’t it?
I AM beginning to lose respect for you, after all, Wolfe! You felt the need to repeat yourself - was it three times? You needn’t for my benefit - I’m a quick study.
August 15th, 2007 at 6:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Daft troll. So tactful and adroit of you to point out how unlikely it is I’ll be around that long. That is what you were not so subtly pointin’ at, was it not?
Hell, I prolly won’t even see the ‘venerable’ age of 70.
Men live less. How perspicacious of you to notice.
Catherine, spit that cock out right this instant.
August 15th, 2007 at 7:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 1d7991e476ee8
Would you mind posting a link to where I have stated this, Female? I know I haven’t said it, because I don’t think it. I do think I see Western society more clearly than most Western women, but it certainly doesn’t make me better than them. I used to have a lot of feminist ideas, myself. It’s virtually impossible not to, if one has been raised in a feminist-dominated society. But I got better.
You have to ask yourself, “Have I ever been passed over for a job because I’m a woman? Have I ever made less money than a man for doing the same job? Have I ever been told I can’t do something because I’m a woman?” For myself, the answer to those questions is a clear “No.” The only sexist thing I EVER remember happening to me, and I’m 41 years old, is that once, when I was around 20, a male friend of mine told me not to worry “my pretty little head”. He didn’t even mean anything by it. And even if he did, so what? That’s ONE time in FOURTY-ONE years! Clearly, that is not a societal issue, but a personal issue with him.
I did start on this site by sniping at you, Female. When I see clear man-hating feminism, I go on auto-pilot. I do apologize if I hurt your feelings. But you can’t expect to dish it out without some coming back.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
I like the alliteration, and rhyming, sonyad, but I’m not sure of the abbreviation. Do you mean Democrat? I would assume so, except I haven’t said anything about my political views…
Do clarify?
Ah crap - is that thing in there again? It’s like a part of me at this point, you know? I forget the damn thing’s even there.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 6b5d8a918eeec
Typical. Forgotting you’re doing something you love.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 84f51b832bd91
Perhaps kegels are for you?
August 15th, 2007 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
Lol, evileddy. :) But he was speaking of my mouth. I do go a little slack-jacked once in a while. Just one of those “female moments”.
August 15th, 2007 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
whoops, slack-jawed, that is.
August 15th, 2007 at 9:20 am - IP Man-Hash: acef32d684742
Typical modern female. Nothing but shit nad misery can she give. What trash you are. You deserve to be brutally raped by a gang of dogs while the men cheer you on. But you would probably enjoy it too much.
August 15th, 2007 at 9:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 84f51b832bd91
Lol, evileddy. :) But he was speaking of my mouth. I do go a little slack-jacked once in a while. Just one of those “female moments”.
“Fellatio” doesn’t look good on a resume… unless you are a pornstar.
August 15th, 2007 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
She’s right, and it’s unfortunate more people don’t understand this. As it was once said: it’s not about big or small, or fat or skinny, etc - it’s only about what’s old and what’s new. Some women feel the same way but in a slightly different context.
August 15th, 2007 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: a8fc8ce9fb283
Guess I’ll white that out then.
August 15th, 2007 at 1:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 84f51b832bd91
You are probably horrible at performing oral sex but no man will tell you for fear of being stabbed in their sleep.
August 15th, 2007 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6b5d8a918eeec
Eddy, together!
*turn to the camera* Thanks feminism.
Cue words: Feminists. The real cunts.
August 15th, 2007 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Don’t worry KellyMac, you didn’t hurt my feelings, the men here have helped me to build a rather impenetrable thick skin, which I thank them for.
As for current attempt at scratching me with your man-hating comment, well I don’t hate men KellyMac, that’s where you and I differ. You hate them as is so very clear from your unrealistic, inflated idealization of them (reaction formation). I see them for who they are, just as I see women for who they are, and no group deserves to be put on a pedestal. I judge a person not by their gender but based on who they are as an individual.
August 15th, 2007 at 1:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I’d find the shotgun to the back in my sleep preferable. Or the ever classic and equally dignified way to kick the bucket: poisoning for the life insurance policy payout.
- Trancefer - 02 - Silent Running
August 15th, 2007 at 1:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 369bfee4084ad
Actually, I said “man-hating feminism”. Not “man-hating feminist”. One is an ideology, and one is a follower of the ideology. And if you don’t hate them, then where is all the hostility coming from? It’s abundantly clear, at any rate, that you have no respect for men, nor really for anyone who disagrees with you. That’s your prerogative; it’s a free country.
But think for a moment how fast any member of this board would be banned from a feminist board for saying the types of things some of the women on this board say.
Anyway, I’m tired of seeing Dick’s site highjacked for catfights. If you have anything else personal you want to say to me, e-mail me. kelly.ladymac@gmail.com. I’ll ignore personal attacks from now on. Let’s be adults and stick to the issues.