Motive Means Nothing; or The Church of Feelings

If I gave $20,000 to an orphanage because I wanted orphans to be happy, a bunch of orphans would be happy and everyone would agree that I’m a fucking great guy.

If I gave $20,000 to an orphanage because I burned one to the ground when I was twelve and I feel guilty as shit about it, a bunch of orphans would be happy and everyone would agree that I’m a fucking great guy.

Welcome to the real world.

Motives don’t mean shit to orphans. Motives don’t mean shit to anyone. In fact, motives only mean something to those of us who have the luxury of falling vagina-first into money and never having to use our brains for anything but a hobby.

Those of us are called women, and those of us need to fuck off my website.

The reason it’s called a “man’s world” and not a “woman’s world” — or a “getting pregnant is as important as nuclear power and calculus world” — is because men understand that silly things like “intentions” don’t get you anywhere in this world.

If it was a “woman’s world”, intentions would get you everywhere. You could drive to the store on a gallon of “really wanting some Popsicles.” A world of intent is the she-topia of the modern woman. Not a single reason or consequence for anything, and especially no genitals.

With no genitals, women could walk around in the tightest little sweaters they wanted while still “not intending” to attract the occasional harmless grope. Big fucking deal. Someone grabbed your boobs. It’s not like you’re using them for anything.

Puppies grow up, unprotected sex won’t keep your hair from falling out, and intentions don’t mean shit. The sooner women realize the world doesn’t work the way they think it does, the sooner we can all stop paying for frivolous workplace harassment lawsuits.

It’s frivolous for women to be working. Therefore, it’s frivolous for there to be workplace harassment lawsuits.

The Church of Feelings

No religion cares about women because women all have their own religion. It’s called the Church of Feelings, and services start the moment a woman wakes up.

However a woman feels about something, that’s the way she remembers it happening. Women’s realities work in reverse. If a woman feels bad about wrecking the bumper on her SUV, then she didn’t mean to do it and history fucked up by not getting the memo. If a woman “tried her best”, then whatever it took fucked up by being too hard. If you disagree, it’s your fault for not remembering it properly. And if any of that sounds bitchy, then that’s your fault too because the woman who said it didn’t mean to sound like a bitch.

The world doesn’t care how you meant to act or how much money you meant to make. The world doesn’t care if you didn’t mean to fail.

Men enjoy failure. We enjoy being tested and we enjoy improving because of it. Sports are proof of this. Sports, inventions, sex, business, rock ‘n’ roll, climbing Everest, and every other thing in the entire fucking world are proof of this.

Men enjoy failure. It’s just too bad we’re not built for it.

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132 Responses to “Motive Means Nothing; or The Church of Feelings”

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  1. detached Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Sgt. Reyes said:

    You could claim 10,000 Man points by simply having a beer with Dick.

    - Sgt. Reyes

    I was thinking of launching the book at a bar; possibly going on a little tour with it.

    -Dick

    Oh, its on now bitches.

  2. King Wang Says:

    Wait, really, if Kramer can do a Coffee Table Book, do a Bar/Beer Book.

    C’mon, nothing like creative advertising……..

  3. Kelly B Says:

    Zardoz said:

    @Kelly B:
    Well, if nothing else, we can at least see from your Freudian slip why it is you feel need to insult Dick. Had a bad experience with a guy did you? Lot of bitterness huh? Well, it was probably your own fault.

    Anyhow, even if you were correct in your ridiculous unfounded assumption that Dick is bitter, his posts hardly focus on only one woman in society, but rather speak of the grotesqueness with which all mankind is surrounded on a daily basis. Passively accepting the iniquity and bullshit that feminism has wrought upon the world would make him a dick in the sense for which you accuse him. Anger is a perfectly reasonable and expectable reaction to gross injustice.
    Thus, once again I fail to see that you have any point beyond letting the viper in your mouth extend its influence to your fingertips.

    I actually made a typo… I meant that he had a bad experience with a GIRL hence the reason I re-posted what I said. And I’ve been with the same guy for over 5 years so no bitterness here. And Don’t compare me to Freud, even though I am a Psychology major, because I mean using common sense why else do you men hate women so bad? The problem is that you all generalize, you slap half the population (females) into one category… and it’s sad because I do not fit anything Dick has said about women, I don’t cheat, I don’t use men for money, I’m smart… I have a stabble relationship… I care about more things in life than shopping and money and whatever else you men think it is women care about it. The truth is you cannot just generalize half the population like that because everyone is unique.

  4. Kelly B Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Zardoz said:

    Anyhow, even if you were correct in your ridiculous unfounded assumption that Dick is bitter

    Did I seem bitter on Dr. Phil?

    -Dick

    Dick,
    If you hate women THAT much there must be SOME reason… I’m sure you didn’t just wake up one day and decide to hate half the world… it must suck waking up everyday with that much hate and disrespect in your heart… I honestly pity you… because either you WILL someday find true love and realize this was all a waste of time and life OR you will never find love because no chick wants to be with someone who has so many issues.

  5. Dick Masterson Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Did I seem bitter on Dr. Phil?

    -Dick

    Dick,
    If you hate women THAT much there must be SOME reason… I’m sure you didn’t just wake up one day and decide to hate half the world… it must suck waking up everyday with that much hate and disrespect in your heart… I honestly pity you… because either you WILL someday find true love and realize this was all a waste of time and life OR you will never find love because no chick wants to be with someone who has so many issues.

    You didn’t answer my question.

    Women are nature’s filibuster.

    -Dick

  6. detached Says:

    Kelly B, you keep saying you aren’t like other women but your text makes that lie obvious.

    Needy attention whore.

    Unable to use logic and attaches emotions to arguments.

    Name one place where Dick said he hated women. You can’t because you’re an idiot.

    Fuck off.

  7. Kelly B Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Kelly B said:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Did I seem bitter on Dr. Phil?

    -Dick

    Dick,
    If you hate women THAT much there must be SOME reason… I’m sure you didn’t just wake up one day and decide to hate half the world… it must suck waking up everyday with that much hate and disrespect in your heart… I honestly pity you… because either you WILL someday find true love and realize this was all a waste of time and life OR you will never find love because no chick wants to be with someone who has so many issues.

    You didn’t answer my question.

    Women are nature’s filibuster.

    -Dick

    Dick,
    Did you seem bitter? You seemed arrogant… like you had all this hate… it was kind of obvious that you aren’t happy inside… I think you must be a bitter person to hate women as much as you do. On the show you did seem kind of bitter yes.

  8. Kelly B Says:

    detached said:

    Kelly B, you keep saying you aren’t like other women but your text makes that lie obvious.

    Needy attention whore.

    Unable to use logic and attaches emotions to arguments.

    Name one place where Dick said he hated women. You can’t because you’re an idiot.

    Fuck off.

    First of all I’m not a needy whore.. this site just kind of amazes me… and I find it disgusting that Dick used Dr. Phil to get publicity to promote such a dangerous topic. And I am using logic, does it seem logical to you that Dick and other men hate women for no reason? No it doesnt which is why I’m saying something must have went wrong in their lives. And I never said I wasnt like “other” women I’m just nothing like the stereotype Dick gives to ALL women. And okay, maybe he doesnt “hate” women but he shows NO respect and degrades them… so he may as well hate them.

  9. Dick Masterson Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Dick,
    Did you seem bitter? You seemed arrogant… like you had all this hate… it was kind of obvious that you aren’t happy inside… I think you must be a bitter person to hate women as much as you do. On the show you did seem kind of bitter yes.

    Dr. Phil disagrees with you, sugar tits. His exact words were, “I don’t think you hate women.”

    -Dick

  10. detached Says:

    Kelly, you are denser than weapon’s grade plutonium. Your emotional attachment to dick hating women is unfounded and womanly.

    Go back to the kitchen where your fuckups will only result in spilled milk and only fucking up your kids lives.

  11. Kelly B Says:

    Dick,
    If you read the message I wrote to “detached” it says “And okay, maybe he doesnt “hate” women but he shows NO respect and degrades them… so he may as well hate them.” Whether you HATE them or not is up to you to figure out… not me or Dr. Phil. You clearly DON’T LIKE them for a reason though… like I said you didn’t just wake up one day and decide not to like women for no reason. Perhaps it’s the attention you crave? As we write you may actually be inlove with a “woman” or have a secret “girlfriend” who knows, either way me and Dr. Phil probably agree on one thing: You have some issues you need to figure out.

  12. detached Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Dick,
    If you read the message I wrote to “detached” it says “And okay, maybe he doesnt “hate” women but he shows NO respect and degrades them… so he may as well hate them.” Whether you HATE them or not is up to you to figure out… not me or Dr. Phil. You clearly DON’T LIKE them for a reason though… like I said you didn’t just wake up one day and decide not to like women for no reason. Perhaps it’s the attention you crave? As we write you may actually be inlove with a “woman” or have a secret “girlfriend” who knows, either way me and Dr. Phil probably agree on one thing: You have some issues you need to figure out.

    It is you with the issues. Dick backs his articles up with other news articles and there isn’t anything said on this site that isn’t said under breath by men everywhere.

    You have been coddled your whole life and now its time you learned the truth. Men are better than women. No hate in that statement, no politically correct bullshit either.

    I’m sorry you got your “widdle feewings hurt” but fuck off for your own good. Adults are talking here.

  13. Kelly B Says:

    detached said:

    Kelly B said:

    Dick,
    If you read the message I wrote to “detached” it says “And okay, maybe he doesnt “hate” women but he shows NO respect and degrades them… so he may as well hate them.” Whether you HATE them or not is up to you to figure out… not me or Dr. Phil. You clearly DON’T LIKE them for a reason though… like I said you didn’t just wake up one day and decide not to like women for no reason. Perhaps it’s the attention you crave? As we write you may actually be inlove with a “woman” or have a secret “girlfriend” who knows, either way me and Dr. Phil probably agree on one thing: You have some issues you need to figure out.

    It is you with the issues. Dick backs his articles up with other news articles and there isn’t anything said on this site that isn’t said under breath by men everywhere.

    You have been coddled your whole life and now its time you learned the truth. Men are better than women. No hate in that statement, no politically correct bullshit either.

    I’m sorry you got your “widdle feewings hurt” but fuck off for your own good. Adults are talking here.

    My feelings aren’t hurt at all you idiot. And I’m probably more grown up than you so why don’t you go play with yourself? Just because men say shit under their breath doesn’t mean anything and just because Dick spends his life searching for articles where a woman did wrong doesn’t prove a fucking thing. I hear women say under their breath all the time that “men are dumb and simple, men are dogs, men are insensitive…” I could go on all day but the point is I know better to not assume that applies to every male. I could also spend all day finding you articles about things men do wrong… isn’t ironic that the majority of ciminals are men? Hmm.. perhaps men are the real burden to society here.

  14. Kelly B Says:

    criminals*** are men

  15. detached Says:

    No, you trying to argue a point is criminal.

  16. Zardoz Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Dick,
    If you hate women THAT much there must be SOME reason… I’m sure you didn’t just wake up one day and decide to hate half the world… it must suck waking up everyday with that much hate and disrespect in your heart…

    Unfounded accusation of hate. Ad Hominem is not logical argument. You have no proven basis for hate, although I personally confess to hating the socially destructive force that is feminism owing to what it has wrought upon our world, I and the vast majority of men that post here love women. This is why we care enough to speak of the disgrace that modern femininity has become.

    I honestly pity you…

    I pity you your blindness and ignorance..

    Kelly B said:
    I find it disgusting that Dick used Dr. Phil to get publicity to promote such a dangerous topic.

    I find it more disgusting that women such as yourself see fit to disparage our right to speak on these matters when it’s clearly what your collectives do when vilifying men, manhood, fatherhood and masculinity. Vastly more disgusted even by the fact feminism is given an ear and a voice to daemonise men within government politics.
    You only find the topic dangerous because it seeks to draw people from the illusion that feminism that is anything other than a sinister device to place women in charge of society and in control of men.

    And I am using logic

    Yes, fallacious logic.

    does it seem logical to you that Dick and other men hate women for no reason? No it doesnt which is why I’m saying something must have went wrong in their lives.

    Spurious assumption within rhetoric followed by invalid assertion.

    And I never said I wasnt like “other” women I’m just nothing like the stereotype Dick gives to ALL women.

    Still seems like a claim to be an exception to the norm from where I sit.

    And okay, maybe he doesnt “hate” women but he shows NO respect and degrades them… so he may as well hate them.

    Artificial concession of probability in order to try validate yet another logical fallacy.

    Respect should only and ever be an individually earned quality. If you don’t deserve respect, you don’t receive respect. Period. Women do a good enough job of degrading themselves without any need for us to do so for them. There’s a vast difference between hate and disgust at the majority example.

  17. Zardoz Says:

    Kelly B said:
    My feelings aren’t hurt at all you idiot.

    I think they are. What’s more, you feel threatened that that your gender based favoured position within in society could be undermined if more men women gain access to this knowledge.

    And I’m probably more grown up than you so why don’t you go play with yourself?

    Your childishness is evident in your retort.

    Just because men say shit under their breath doesn’t mean anything

    Seems to me that it does to you, especially so since you know that men will always think these things, and if they should start speaking them aloud, then political agendas just may swing against feminism.

    and just because Dick spends his life searching for articles where a woman did wrong doesn’t prove a fucking thing.

    Dick’s articles more often than not point to scientific evidence or statistical analysis. These mean a great deal, and prove far more than the anecdotal evidence you spuriously claim his references to be.

    I hear women say under their breath all the time that “men are dumb and simple, men are dogs, men are insensitive…”

    This is the product of feminist vilification of men. We’re well aware of it, and actively working against it. Thank you for pointing this out.

    I could go on all day

    Of course you can, the viper in your mouth has gained control of your fingers.

    but the point is I know better to not assume that applies to every male.

    Does this mean you believe it is not an assumption?

    I could also spend all day finding you articles about things men do wrong…

    I’m certain you can find many anecdotes, though very little scientific evidence nor credible statistics to support your reverse claim.

    isn’t ironic that the majority of ciminals are men? Hmm.. perhaps men are the real burden to society here.

    Actually, its a travesty that not enough women get convicted of their crimes. I might also add that lack of physical capacity does not automatically equate to virtuous innocence. Your closing statement demonstrates yourself to be both ignorant, and sexist beyond redemption.

  18. detached Says:

    Complete and devastating ownage Zardoz.

    She’s going to need to change her pad after that one.

  19. Kelly B Says:

    Wow… it’s amazing how ignorant you all are. Like I’m not going to bother going back and replying to all that because it’s pointless because you men will only see women in one way and one way only. My point was you cannot just generalize half the population into one category and I am proof of that. Don’t you at all find it weird that I excel in University, have a stable relatioship with a man, don’t cheat, don’t care about money… I could go on all day about every claim Dick has ever made against women but I’m not going to. I said it is a dangerous topic because this is the fuel that some stupid men out there will grab a hold of and beat their wives or degrade them or something. I am so shocked because before Dick was on Dr. Phil I believe men and women should have equal rights in the sense they are equal as human beings and that was that. I couldn’t even believe I was hearing what I was hearing… it’s like Dick is stuck in the early 20th century or something. Yes some women fit everything you said… but not all, not even most. How would you know anyways, have you met every woman on earth? No you haven’t. All I know is I live a happy life, and you don’t seem that happy to me if you have nothing better to do than to put women down all day long.

  20. detached Says:

    Kelly B said:

    My point was you cannot just generalize half the population into one category and I am proof of that.

    YET!

    Fuel to beat their wives? I have yet to hear of an instance where a man beat her wife because he read something. Maybe she was a bitch and deserved a good beat down. Think of that?

    You keep calling us ignorant yet your only point is a generalization that we generalize. Astounding footwork there watson.

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