It’s Just Coffee. Settle the Fuck Down.
I like my coffee like I like my women: cheap and brought to me by another woman. And just like women, coffee is nothing to get excited about.
Coffee is like a penis. It’s a tool a man uses to get the job done as quickly as possible. It’s not a reason to wake up in the morning and it’s not a philosophy.
In that case, coffee is exactly like a penis because that’s what both are to women: a reason to live.
Men are better than women at coffee. First of all, women make shitty coffee. The man-invented coffee maker does a perfect job of making perfect coffee. Then women go and fuck it up with two packs of sugar and a half pint of cream. Why not just drink caffeinated honey, you big fat fucks?
Also, women are simple and retarded.
Simple and Retarded
When men drink coffee, it doesn’t become the focal point of our personalities. It’s just coffee. Settle the fuck down. Men are complex and interesting and there are better things in the world for us to base our personalities on. Faster things. Louder things. Things that are immortalized in bronze and steel. Men cost more than $3.65 plus tip.
Women are simple and boring. They only mature enough in their crappy lives to embrace a handful of simple and boring things. Things like dogs and babies and weddings. Weddings are so simple women can actually plan them with little help from men. That’s because you can’t fuck up a wedding. Weddings are already permafucked.
Women have the maturity level of circus freaks. If they’re not bored out of their skulls sitting at a nice restaurant with nothing interesting to say and no one to give a fuck about it, then they’re ecstatic with mania. Women only have two levels on their emotional thermostat: Dead and Crazy. That’s why they obsess about the simple trinkets in their lives — like coffee — with the tenacity of spoiled two year olds.
Also, women are full of shit.
Full of Shit
When a man is busy, he gives off the impression that he is busy. When a woman is an abject failure at life, she compiles a universe of quirks and preferences to give off the impression that she’s busy. An obsession with coffee is a perfect example of this.
Coffee is the first and easiest shortcut to martyrdom. After all, if a woman is so dangerously addicted to coffee, doesn’t that mean her daily struggles and Woman Workload require almost a man-sized supply of energy?
Any woman who is obsessed with coffee is trying to tell you something:
“Appreciate me for how hard I work at looking like I’m working hard.”
Man Zen.
Self-Obsession is easier than Self-Improvement.
Coffee is to women what boobs are to men. No matter what’s happening around us, we’re still partly thinking about boobs. The same goes for women and coffee. The difference is that a man-brain can be divided into many different tasks. Dividing a she-brain is like trying to fold a CD in half. If you try to, make sure you don’t wear protective goggles because that would be a loss of Man Points.
Asking a woman to embrace anything more complicated than “beans plus heat equals coffee” is like expecting a couch to fit in your buddy’s Civic. Asking a woman to obsess about nostalgia and sloth, however, is like not asking her anything at all and letting her continue about her daily business — which was obsessing about nostalgia and sloth.
Coffee is about putting fire in your brain so you can get off your ass and start pounding rivets. It’s not meant to be enjoyed.
“What’s a rivet?” says a woman.
Rivets are like men. They hold the world together.
Case Studies in the Self-Obsession and False Martyrdom of a Female Coffee Obsession:
Mommy Needs Coffee!
Busy Mom!
Coffee Mom!
*Listed in order of fatness
Leave it to a mother to think of a way to “need” a break from the permanent vacation of motherhood.
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March 9th, 2008 at 1:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b6ef3e0a30a
You hate women?
March 9th, 2008 at 3:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Swing and a miss.
March 9th, 2008 at 3:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5
Lady XX is actually on the right track. Nobody can hate any woman as much as another woman.
March 9th, 2008 at 9:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b6ef3e0a30a
yeah..but women?
March 9th, 2008 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 9c5fed5a08109
Arguing in circles is getting very exhausting. I’m not sexist either haha, I happen to like guys a lot more than girls… they are less catty and bitchy, I have more male friends than guy friends and I usually maintain better relationships with males than females… so don’t feed me your sexist bullshit haha. Also I’m not naive, it’s true I have experienced a lot more than most people because I have had a rough upbringing and have been on my own since I was 16, BUT I am who I am and I mainly just feel sorry for all of you haha. Someday you will all get over your “Mommy and Hunny issues” and grow up, until then, take care because you are all extremely and continuously make false accusations which is probably why you can’t see the female “race” for the good it actually possesses. BYE.
March 9th, 2008 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 9c5fed5a08109
more male friends than female friends***
March 9th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Every woman I know who thinks she’s some kind of ubercunt because she has more male friends than female ones is nothing but a whore who wants easy access to cock.
Those males after all are only there to laugh in your face when you get tanked off 2 drinks and wait for the inevitable to happen. But I forgot the rules don’t apply to you, you just lord your “karma cunt power” over everyone and everything and it’s annoying but not morally repugnant to the degenerate masses.
This site is the beginning of the end for you. Cyberwar will become real civil war without end until the elites who have spiritually cuckolded and castrated us bleed for decades and hand us back our property: you.
30 Seconds to Mars - A Beautiful Lie
March 9th, 2008 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41015fb4c1ac1
Ah well, one less kiddo forcing her imaginary world on suffering on someone.
March 9th, 2008 at 2:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60bbd967a6d59
How do you think that war should proceed?
March 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8056f51d9d4e8
Bwahaha… typical she-thinking.
Men who “pimp” their cars only earn man points for accomplishing said “pimping” through hard work and perseverance. Anyone who takes the car somewhere, toting a latte, and simply writes a check to have it all done for them is a TOOL of the highest order.
If you take the time (and I don’t recommend this) to become familiar with said owners, you’ll find that most resemble their mother more than their father. Their fathers would love to beat some manliness into their spoiled sons, if it weren’t for the casual interference of the feckless mothers. This is the real tradgedy, since these lady-boys are being denied the mental toolkit necessary to contribute to the world like the rest of us.
Ultimately, a genuine effort in working on cars is an exercise in engineering, productivity and ingenuity. Ordering shitty coffee is an exercise in wasting time and money. And now for an exercise: Guess which one women are more likely to master.
March 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
We are the first generation of males to arise from apathetic sleep to destroy the corruption around us being ruled by children created - thus its impossible to even guess.
In general you don’t know what you’re getting into in any war until the first shots are fired. But more than anything else I look at the betrayal and the degeneracy and spiritually tarnished pool of females to give me offspring and I don’t give a fuck what the costs are of to self or enemy.
There is no saving this society with pen or tongue or passive beta traits - that’s put the knife at our throats to begin with. Stop praying and start fighting. If you’re content to sit by and get wealthy and collect toys then stay the fuck out of my way, because if you’re not with me you’re my enemy.
March 9th, 2008 at 5:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60bbd967a6d59
Women need to fear men, again.
March 9th, 2008 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Exactly.
Women don’t betray you because you are insufficient or they’re searching for “the one”. You can have the compassionate qualities of a beta, all whilst simaltaneously having a six pack, a cock like a mule and endurance for hours, and the charisma of uncle Adolf. And then she’ll leave you for some hillbilly pig who steals money from his daddy who gets it from farm subsidies.
It’s not about “right” with women. It’s about more. And new. They’re parasites who when given free reign do nothing but bathe in every disgustipation humanity offers.
If this site can’t morph into something in meatspace unafraid to speak the truth en masse and defend itself from the obvious enemies that will challenge it - it’s pointless digital vanity.
March 9th, 2008 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
The transfer of information insures it already has. It’s not just about what we do - it’s also about what we do not do. So long as men learn not to marry domestic - yes, they don’t even have to learn the evils of monogamy - these girls will ensure their own destruction.
Self-assured destruction always looks better that way in the history books, anyhow.
March 9th, 2008 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I don’t have the patience nor the off switch for my experience forged hate to wait for a century long soft-eugenics program.
March 9th, 2008 at 7:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 766294abb5e8f
Son of the suns,
While I have sympathy for your desire to do something now, what do you suppose can be done? A war on women? Men will never decide to wage war against their own women. It just wont happen. All that can be done is wait until the below-replacement birth rates of our feminist society result in the movement being bred out and another civilization will come to take its place. Feminism cannot die until women need men again. In our current society, with economic prosperity and physical security, women truly don’t need men for either protection or economic security. They are therefore free to control men with sex. Only when that peace and prosperity breaks down via low birth rates and the corruption and lack of creativity that accompanies feminism will men have the power to control women and reinstitute morality.
From some of your other posts, I get that you are a Muslim and think that Islam is the answer. Personally I don’t like Islam although I must concede its no worse than a matriarchy. That being said, even your fellow Muslims know that to sieze power they must simply breed and wait. With the exception of a few suicide bombings here and there, they know that direct war at this time wont work, and the Muslims will not become truly agressive until they have a sizeable enough population in Europe and the US to institute Islamic law. By the way, Islamic societies if they ever win and prosper will eventually decay in the same way that Judeo-Christian societies have done. If they achieve enough peace and prosperity, their morality and masculine values will also fail eventually, only for the cycle to be repeated and the next civilization will come to the fore.
March 9th, 2008 at 8:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9c5fed5a08109
You are all hilarious, haha!!! and stupid.
March 9th, 2008 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 59419be21c336
Wow. That was like, the best comeback EVER.
Seriously, you write some great stuff. I bet you win all your debates that you engage in right?
March 10th, 2008 at 5:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 9c5fed5a08109
I’m not going to sit here and write huge long things about how I’m right and you’re wrong because no matter what you guys are too fucking stunned to get it through your head. You are all just sad, lonely, fuckers who got screwed over by woman, probably because you were shitty sons or boyfriends or husbands, and now you have nothing better to do but vent on this site about how much you hate women, I find it hilarious. And also you have nothing better to do but make false accusations about how I’m racist, sexist, a whore… yada yada ya. And none of those things are true, you have no grounds that they are true which just proves to me how ignorant and stupid you truly are and why no women like you. So you can continue to mope about your sorry-ass lives and I’ll keep living my great one. Bye.
March 10th, 2008 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
Oh no? Hmm…
I beg to differ. You could’ve just ended it after one sentence ya know.
You women are all the same: hypocritical and loves nothing more than to blab nonsense that no one really cares about. You honestly make no difference in our lives.