Cross Dressing in Hollywood
This question was sent to me by Shawn (HelpWanted) of this very site.
“Re: Action movies. What’s the deal with this new-age superwoman bullshit?”
I’ll tell you what the deal is with this new-age superwoman bullshit, Shawn. Women are fucking up and men are better than them. That’s the deal.
It doesn’t get any more concise than this question. That’s how I know a man asked it. If a woman had asked it, it would have made no sense and sounded like a legal dissertation purchased by the word.
“When I look back at it, it would appear that…”
“I have been feeling recently before it was revealed that…”
What the fuck? That’s how women talk when they don’t know what they’re talking about — and that’s whenever they’re talking. They use the kind of connective phrasing that belongs in the debriefing documents of an army full of the dumbest fucks in history. Women speak like they diet: a lot of hot air that goes nowhere.
Plus six hundred Man Points, Shawn, for summing up the literary counter-reaction to the stupidest and most destructive movement the Earth has ever seen: feminism. Six hundred zeitgeist Man Points.
Today we’re talking about the slew of superheroine sluts who have been titillating film going audiences at an alarming frequency over the past decade. Lara Croft, that piece of ass from Fantastic Four, Mia Hamm — you all know who they are. The real deal with all of them, Shawn, is that feminism is stupid.
First and foremost, these new-age superwomen are all men. All of them. The first clue is that people like them — no one likes women.
Any woman who’s ever done anything worth anything is nothing more than a figment of a man’s imangination. In that respect, we’re not really seeing anything new on the silver screen. It’s just a bunch of men doing great things or women who wouldn’t be where they are without a man there propping them up.
The second deal is: as women unisex and equalize themselves into obsolescence, men are getting bored. We’re not getting threatened or emasculated, we’re just getting bored. Women in today’s world are like a bunch of mimes playing soccer with no ball. It’s a great game, but you can’t tell what’s going on because nothing’s fucking going on. It’s just a bunch of idiots running around on a field playing make-believe. Men are bored, so we’re striving towards the goal mankind has sought since inventing art: making the perfect woman — either a woman with no mouth, or a woman with a man’s brain. Guess which version is getting green lit.
But that’s not all.
A man wrote every piece of literature that has ever been worth a shit in the history of time. From the Bible to the The Da Vinci Code, a man wrote it, and as he wrote it he had one thing in mind: selling it.
If you tell women that they’re great like a man and they can solve crimes like a man and kick ass like a man and do it while having great hair like a man, then they’ll pretty much believe and buy whatever you want. If you put Jessica Alba in a unitard instead of a bikini women call it empowering instead of offensive. If you put a harp-nosed whore in New York instead of anywhere else it’s called “cosmopolitan” instead of “real life and crass”.
That’s feminism for you. Women drew a starting line and men wrote FINISH on it. Then the crappiest brass band in the world showed up and played whatever the fuck they wanted.
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February 15th, 2006 at 7:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4caf524df8b3
I wish women would just put up or shut up.
Perfect example is in the field of computer programming. Not having at least basic skill in that area makes you nothing but a liability in today’s world. Almost every single application on the market today has some sort of scripting language that is essential for its optimal function.
Being able to write actual code and fill in missing pieces makes you worth your weight in gold in just about any office out there.
There is no social or economic barriers to knowing basic computer programming besides owning a computer and taking the fucking time to read a few things. You don’t need admission in some fancy college or to belong to the socially elite.
Why are there almost no females who are in the field?
Men have bent over backwards to accomidate women, and for what? My stance is simple. If you want to be my equal and contribute equally in the workplace I won’t stop you. If you are unable to do so, cook me dinner so I can focus my time on getting shit done and keepnig the world spinning insteading of doing trivial shit like seperating whites from colors…
February 15th, 2006 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 527da1e4b605d
Well I have another idea for you. If feminists want to be EQUAL soooo bad, why not stick a woman in the UFC and let her compete againest a man. Why not let them play in the NFL? Watching look of reality appear on the faces of feminists around the world would sure make me feel better about them poluting all the action movies with this herine shit.
I don’t know one woman that likes action movies. Its like they are doing this because they CAN. They wont stop either until they have completely sucked the fun out of everything that we enjoy.
I honestly think all this babying of women, that we are doing, is really turning them into some serious over-cocky bitches.
February 15th, 2006 at 8:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 527da1e4b605d
BTW Dick thanks for the colum. It was very insightful :)
February 15th, 2006 at 8:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Excuse you, I like action movies. It helps if they have an actual story line or good fx.
February 16th, 2006 at 2:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: e2d025f19e31f
How True HW, i don’t see any feminazi’s jumping at the chance to fight Fernando Vargas or Winky Wright. You want equality, Fight in Pride or San Shou.
February 16th, 2006 at 2:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Actually, I have a much simpler answer to Shawn’s question. It’s of course less insightful than Dick’s, but valid in its own way:
The silver screen is all about fantasy. For many, what could be more fantasy in today’s world than a strong, sensible woman who’s got it together and uses her capabilities to help other people rather than kvetch and complain and file lawsuits?
Devek also said “Perfect example is in the field of computer programming.”
Interestingly, most (all?) early programmers were women (from Ada Byron King, Countess of Lovelace, to Admiral Grace Hopper). Those women had something that most women today lack: freedom from feminism, and freedom from the Pretty Woman/Erin Brockovich role models.
-wolfe
February 16th, 2006 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: e4caf524df8b3
Hrm. That got me thinking and this could be an important point.
I think about all the women that I grew up with in today’s feminist world, and the one thing I noticed was their refusal to make mistakes and learn. You can’t be a good programmer or anything without screwing up a lot first.
I’m going to use hacky sack as a specific example, however this represents many encounters with women women regarding many things perfectly.
I’m awesome at hacky sack today, but you can bet your ass I looked like a buffoon the first time I tried it. Much practice and embarrassment later I became skilled. I remember trying to teach my wife how to play once, and after getting her to try once(and fail, like everyone else did their first time) she decided that “Hacky sack is stupid!”
Backed into a corner believing it is stupid, she never even considered picking up the sack and practicing with it alone.
When learning hacky sack, I had a “mentor” named Joel. He spent lots of time with me critiquing my techniques and showing me various stalls and he enjoyed it as much as I appreciated it. I clearly could not of learned anything from him if I made it up in my mind that I was just as good as him and his equal. I knew my place, he was superior to me. Later on I became considered better than him and I was teaching him stuff, but I earned that and it didn’t require a lobby group forcing congress to pass some stupid law.
If a feminist doesn’t know her place, how can she ever hope to learn anything from anybody?
You bring up Grace Hopper who wrote the first compiler ever, “it was her idea that programs could be written in a language that was close to English rather than in machine code or in languages close to machine code, such as the assemblers of the time. It is fair to say that COBOL was based very much on her philosophy.”
She invented the term “bug”. You don’t think she screwed up a bunch writing all that? She became a rear admiral in the navy, you think she got there by not knowing her place?
A lot of feminist seem to think that men like me are “sexist” and even have words like “misogynist” that they use. That’s not really true at all. Feminist seem to think we were abused or treated badly by our mothers, and that’s not true at all. My mom was a saint. After staying at home and raising me, my mom started her own very profitable chain of retail stores from scratch. Lots of computers and software keeps her business running, and she knows how to run it all and keep it going by herself because she listened when I told her what to do. She didn’t flip out and throw a hissy fit when I showed her something that she did wrong either.
I don’t dislike women or even hate them, i’m just disapointed and flustrated with today’s batch. You can’t treat them like anything but a sex object without offending them.
February 16th, 2006 at 5:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8747541d1c3d9
Women are only made for cleaning the house, watching the kids, and for sexual entertainment for men. That is all. When the fuck did women start having a say in what they should do? You know, I’m willing to bet my left testicle that all feminists are lesbians. yes, i did just say that. wait, why am i typing? I should be at home beating my wife…
February 16th, 2006 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: a65d583e571b6
Whatever model you use there are many people that refuse to admit that they’ve made a mistake or (god forbid) learn from it. It wasn’t their fault, or they didn’t do it, however they forget that one of the most profound lessons in anyones life is to learn from your mistakes and to make yourself a better person for it.
February 16th, 2006 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 527da1e4b605d
Im sayin! They wont because they are to pussy to put their money where their shit infested mouth is. Talk talk bitch bitch bitch wine wine wine complain complain complain is all women do.
Then you have the pussy ass guys that don’t put them in their place and let them run their mouth, because its easier then getting into a confrontation thus allowing them to control us with their bitching. Wake up guys fight back and put those bitches back in their place.
I have heard so much shit about the sexs being equal that it makes me sick. Men and woman are completely differant. I never said one was better then the other we are just differant. WE ARE NOT EQUAL AND NEVER WILL BE!
Any woman who disagrees with me will get this phrase, “Welcome to the UFC”. I hope I get to see that one day.
Woman need to go into their world stay there and try to make it a happy place. Instead of coming into ours and fucking shit up like they did theirs.
Fucking women trolls.
February 16th, 2006 at 9:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Excellent points, Devek. Every successful man I’ve ever met has been quite comfortable with admitting mistakes and learning from them. When I meet a successful woman, I’ll let you know if she is the same way.
-wolfe
February 16th, 2006 at 9:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Are you implying that your girlfriend is not a success, but a failure? I would call that rude if it’s wasn’t so funny.
Men are better than women at shooting themselves in the foot.
February 16th, 2006 at 10:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
I see no reason for you to get personal, Female.
Given the topic of discussion of this thread, is she successful as a computer programmer or a superhero? No, she is not a success at either of those, but that doesn’t make her a failure as a human being, at least not in my eyes.
She is also not a success at being a major corporate executive, founding a business, significant academic research, having a high citation index etc.
She is definitely a success at being a good, decent and kind human being and inspiring me to be a better man than I am.
She’s also quite intelligent.
You seem to suffer a basic cognitive deficit that relates to reading comprehension: you consistently read more into statements than is present, and simultaneously fail to comprehend even the most obvious of statements in context. For one as intelligent as you, this is puzzling behavior.
-wolfe
February 17th, 2006 at 7:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
I have noticed this growing trend as well, Wolfe. It’s almost as if women today have been conditioned to jump to the most negative conclusion with almost any comment. It’s disheartening to try and talk to one of these women.
February 17th, 2006 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: e4caf524df8b3
“the best defense is a good offense”
February 17th, 2006 at 10:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 527da1e4b605d
Thats their method of opresion and control. “Guilt” it is one of the most potient weapons in their arsonal. Let em get mad and act stupid. If they contine on find another one. Woman are a dime a dozen these days.
February 17th, 2006 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 93a2cd85060bc
yes, indeedy. If you want to find something offensive, it is certainly easy to do, including taking faux offense when you have no other argument, or lucid statement. This is the stock in trade of the genderists, and those otherwise good wimmin’ who have been trained at the genderist (rad-fem, feminazi, if you will) knee.
Of course, it is extremely effective in keeping the great unwashed masses of men down, those pussified amongst us, who still try to please the “princess syndrome” woman of yore.
Men, rise up, reject this bullsheyt, don’t try to please, but try to be true to your man-self.
The Geezer
February 20th, 2006 at 6:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Spin, HW, Devek,
I agree with your assertations. Thanks for expanding my comments and elaborating for the rest here. I was feeling under the weather this past weekend and did not express my thoughts completely.
Spin, Of course, this course of action only disheartens me in the sense that any irrational, illogical conversation would dishearten me. Trying to talk sense to someone and being met with immediate defensive, emotional rantings…
No wonder the divorce rate is so high. It is impossible to maintain a relationship without meaningful conversation and conflict resolution.
February 24th, 2006 at 7:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 83971dd2e7de7
This is most probably a very good example on the total moronic attitude of women.
“Lets swallow the lesbian bullshit and make males wear it all.”
Got news for you Sugarlips, get a life as men are not going to automatically going to give you one.