Better Together: The Dick and Maddox Man-Pack
According to Amazon.com, you should purchase my book Men Are Better Than Women and Maddox’s The Alphabet of Manliness together for maximum manjoyment.
I don’t know how Amazon.com decides which books to sell as a recommended two-pack, but I know a man designed it. That’s the only way I can explain the wave of competence responsible for the manlarious comedy Man-Pack pictured above.
But that’s not all.
Since I own and have enjoyed both of these books to their fullest, I’ve put together manstructions on how you can do the same.
Manstructions
Step 1. Purchase both books Manmediately. That means you should have already done it.
Step 2. Also purchase some leather straps. Note: not already having leather straps is a loss of 70 Man Points.
Step 3. Strap the books to your fists.
Step 4. Start punching fast and ferociously.
Step 5. Represent.
Step 6. Burn both books in case your friends want to manjoy them when you’re not around. Men don’t share. Note: make sure you use only the manliest of fire. Otherwise, neither book will burn.
Download a blank punch to do your own representing.
A list of Batman sound effects. I consulted this list when making the above graphics. Gracias, amigos.
Maddox If Batman was a secret identity, Maddox would be the superhero.
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Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
Hey Femicuntwhorehookerbitchs how about I shove chainsaw’s up your hole to save MANkind, for more entertaining. Your only worth comes from spreading your legs for our pleasure and for propagating!
Your thoughts and opinions are useless you and your gender will be made to suffer for crimes against men for thousands of years to come!
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!
GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
Guys check out these sites they are doing well and the numbers are growing rapidly!
http://www.the-niceguy.com
http://www.the-spearhead.com
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
I am shutting this site down.
HOOKERS BY DAY WHORES BY NIGHT! GOOD FOR NOTHING CUNTS! BROTHERS LETS ROUND THEM UP! LIST ALL THE FEMICUNTS POST THEIR NAMES PICTURES ADDRESSES PHONE NUMBERS! WE ARE COMING FOR YOU MAN HATERS! TRACKING ALL OF YOU DOWN IN THIS MAN MADE WORLD! WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU CUNTS HIDE? WHO CAN YOU WHOREE BITCHES CALL FOR HELP? HAHAHAHA 3 BILLION MEN COMING FOR YOU! FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME YOU CUNTS HAVE MESSED WITH US! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR A FUCKING AND EVEN MAYBE NOT! START RUUNNING BITCHESWE’LL CATCH YOU UP! THIS IS A MAN-MADE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YOUR THROAT ASS AND CUNT WITH CHAINSAWS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GENDER HAS DONE! http://www.chritianparty.net/feminism ABORTED 100 MILLION BABIES! PAYBACK TIME! YOU PLAN ON KILLING MEN TOO! http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
This is great.
I loves men who fuck me
Wow, this is hilarious. Although why punch Oprah if she made Dr. Phil who he is today? ^_^
Dear David,
notice how this person above didn’t have to use any obscenities in her arguement, but you just spout right off like a frustrated little child. I just wanted to bring up that although some trivial things contribute to the problems of pollution such as perfume, there is a thing that men use as well. It’s called cologne. Just because “the whore” Paris Hilton is a woman, doesn’t mean that all woman are like that. Of course, no ones stopping you from thinking that way and being ignorant.
Using obscenities is manly. Go back to fucking elementary school if you can’t handle a few swears online. Hell, I’ve heard worse shit out of some 4th grader then I’ve heard from a few of my buddies. Stop trying to make yourself seem important by addressing him like it was a letter and calling him a child. Your even worse for responding to something that didn’t need a response. Cologne isn’t used NEARLY as often or as much as perfume, hairspray, and all that bullshit you use is. Women have no right to talk about eco-friendly anything. Most of you think hybrids are better for the environment because you don’t understand the concept of, the shit you buy gets made. It doesn’t magically fucking appear and hybrids are worse then most cars, it would take 30 something years to begin reducing the amount of pollution put out, and I doubt the car will last that long. PS, your best friend, aka Diamonds are mined by children in Africa and many die doing that. But lets overlook that and jump on the global warming bandwagon! :D
Fuck off this website.
-Applauds- I couldn’t have put it any more succinctly, and that’s quite a feat.
men invented words, so its his right as a male to blast stupid comments with manly swearing
Hey Chris, are you really Christ?;)
all, your posts are priceless. Now, Im pissed I was not saving them from the begining.
EXACTLY.
Women want to get away with being CUNTS
while men like / and love them.
And men who DON’T like / love them. . . are “gay”.
Hilarious.
FUCK WOMEN. YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE/LOVE THEM.
You can fuck them and that’s all she needs to mean to you.
When a girl tries to tell me I’m “gay” because I don’t like her….
I tell her to get down on her knees and open her mouth.
Then she can tell my cock how gay I am.
You would be surprised how often that works . . . .
yap, so true, so true, cunts work so damn hard to make it impossible for men to like them. The funny- sad part is that cunts while finding themselves to be cunts want to teach other women how to be cunts too deceiving them they will benefit from that “knowledge”. That’s why cunts are so pissed when women lough in their faces, also on this site and say in a nice womanly way; fuck off cunts!!!
Wrong. Fuck, you’re stupid.
Men who don’t FUCK women – are gay.
Men are not required to LIKE or LOVE women.
GET IT????????? So you can stop pretending.
You know how many women I have banged who I couldn’t wait to get rid of?? And it’s exactly because men are not required to like/love them that I am doing very well for myself.
You cunts work extremely hard to make it IMPOSSIBLE for men to like/love you.
That doesn’t make a Man “gay�.
That makes you not worth a man’s time.
If Men don’t like (or love) you , sweety . .. . its not THEIR fuckin’ problem.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Wrong. Fuck, you’re stupid.
Men who don’t -> FUCK > Men are not required to LIKE or LOVE women.
GET IT????????? So you can stop pretending.
You know how many women I have banged who I couldn’t wait to get rid of?? And it’s exactly because men are not required to like/love them that I am doing very well for myself.
You cunts work extremely hard to make it IMPOSSIBLE for men to like/love you.
That doesn’t make a Man “gay”.
That makes you not worth a man’s time.
If Men don’t like (or love) you , sweety . .. . its not THEIR fuckin’ problem.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Gay man don’t like women of all kinds. We men here just like all other men everywhere, anytime, we like women, and we not only don’t like cunts but we vomit about cunts. Do you know what is the difference between a woman and a cunt?
Dearest Jenny, lrn2fuckoff.
Holy shit, all of you are stupid as hell for taking this too seriously.
It’s all a joke. The book was written as humor. Think about it. Dick Masterson? Too convenient.
It’s satire. Learn it. Dick is a character (who makes a world of sense, by the way. I mean seriously… all of these women are stupid enough to think he’s real.)
lrn2satire
No you dumb bitch, he wouldn’t be in this world if his dad didn’t in pregnant his mother.
Contrary to feminist belief, you women are not asexual.
Remember you start off in nut shack, only to use the female as incubator.
The rest of your post is just incoherent and almost impossible to read.
Get back in fucking kitchen, nobody said you can fucking talk.
you are the most useless piece of shit on this planet. I hope you have fun sticking your penis into bums all day long you fucking low piece of shit. You wouldnt be on this earth unless you came out of a vagina and I feel sorry for anyone that has ever crossed paths with someone as low and worthless as you, go suck a dick. ps your the ugliest thing ive ever seen, transvestite is that why you cover up your face?
DIE
u got trolled nigger
Obviously you’re just so stupid that you don’t get what Dick is trying to do here. Another reason men are better than women.
oii dick. let’s think big. what does an organization or a concept need in order to be public? it needs acceptance. and who is gonna advocate that acceptance? famous people. do you think celebrities or politicians will advocate this idea with you? no. coz that is just gonna affect their reputation. that is just gonna decrease their preferences in people’s eyes. so this can’t go far. your “men are better than women” theory will not go far.
so just stop now, bfeore you realize afterall this thing you’ve done you’re just a naive frog stuck on the bottom of a well.