Better Together: The Dick and Maddox Man-Pack
According to Amazon.com, you should purchase my book Men Are Better Than Women and Maddox’s The Alphabet of Manliness together for maximum manjoyment.
I don’t know how Amazon.com decides which books to sell as a recommended two-pack, but I know a man designed it. That’s the only way I can explain the wave of competence responsible for the manlarious comedy Man-Pack pictured above.
But that’s not all.
Since I own and have enjoyed both of these books to their fullest, I’ve put together manstructions on how you can do the same.
Manstructions
Step 1. Purchase both books Manmediately. That means you should have already done it.
Step 2. Also purchase some leather straps. Note: not already having leather straps is a loss of 70 Man Points.
Step 3. Strap the books to your fists.
Step 4. Start punching fast and ferociously.
Step 5. Represent.
Step 6. Burn both books in case your friends want to manjoy them when you’re not around. Men don’t share. Note: make sure you use only the manliest of fire. Otherwise, neither book will burn.
Download a blank punch to do your own representing.
A list of Batman sound effects. I consulted this list when making the above graphics. Gracias, amigos.
Maddox If Batman was a secret identity, Maddox would be the superhero.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 1:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Someone seems to have linked mabtw.com to the teenage mother support network. Time to piss off some feminists!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Teen_mommy
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1a/Prego.jpg
Have a nice life, prego.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
Hey guys, wanna see something hilarious? Go to Drudge report site today and see link listed as “Scientists mix human and cow DNA in embryo…. hybrid species” and inadvertently? under this is a photo of Oprah. Priceless!. MABTW including Drudge.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
Julie go back to AM
you’re not helping women look better here.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
Julie quit your bitching. If you have a problem with men’s inventions that pollute you could always boycott those products by not using them. Think about getting through your day without products invented by men, that would be rich. Or better yet get off your fat ass and fix it your damn self.
-Solomon
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: b3a9cf95ea545
Ok, fair enough.
April 6th, 2008 at 9:02 am - IP Man-Hash: c5180117e9611
Holy fuck, you’re retarded. Nothing of what you just said many any sense, and you call him retarded? There’s so many logical fallacies (ad hominem) in your comment, yet you act in this condescending manner. That’s pathetic.
You’re just proving his point. WTF, did you even go to high school? Women like you shouldn’t be allowed to use the computer. Go back to the kitchen. I doubt you even know the most basic woman functions anyways.
April 6th, 2008 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: c5180117e9611
This made me laugh so hard. Women like you would use tampons made of Indian hair because it’s “natural”.
Men didn’t “invent” pollution. That’s a waste from industrial activity that makes life a lot easier for bitches like you. Anyways, who the hell said that women are in charge of “fixing” men inventions? Women who “invent” “nature friendly” things are just scams (see my comment about Indian Hair tampons).
Men in the other hand, actually are leading research on universities for real solutions. Think about that research lead by men to find an alternate energy source from derivatives of carbon meant to substitute petroleum. Yet unfortunately, everything will be denied by the government due to economic ties.
Read a fucking book before you talk. By the way, last time a checked, the only eco-friendly politician was a male. Isn’t he called “Al-Gore?”
April 6th, 2008 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 214248d76769f
I have to say, you fucking rock! I love your ideas, it’s just sad in todays screwed up society we can’t carry them out. BTW, you totally owned that woman on Dr. Phill, the reaction on her face when you told her to hit the treadmill was priceless. If she shat a dictionary out at that exact moment you couldn’t have gotten a single word out of her.
April 7th, 2008 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: a8b9a32977ad5
Dick Masterson is a hoax
April 7th, 2008 at 8:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: aa8c1ef1fbe18
Hey pal, who are you gonna vote for? Whos’s the manliest candidate?
Barack Obama, MCain, Chris Dodd or Neither?
April 8th, 2008 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: e774473f18f53
You lie, Dick obviously has girls smearing their greasy fish cunts all over him. He’s just not pussy-whipped. He tells it as it is.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 642d1a3e1742d
You’s so funny. Do you really expect that people will take you seriously?
I guess that you can’t get the women you want, because you’re to ugly.
And why the hell do you wear sunglasses when there’s no sun shining?
April 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 25c303790cc4d
Oh, you and Maddox are the same guy. I get it now. I thought your writing styles were similar.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: d099103efe0fb
theres some good valid points. NOT. wtf r u thinking? i can’t think of a single thing that women invented. or fixed. or changed. or adapted.
and women fix men’s inventions?
And all the pollution comes from fucking whores spending the money men earned on fucking products and fucking throwing them away such as tampons//sanitary napkins/shampoos and conditioners/ perfumes.
Do you have any idea how much pollution comes from making fucking perfume? and the whore paris hilton has like 3. women fucking cause pollution.
FUCK YOU.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 416aa8dd410e6
Seriously men who don’t like/love women are GAY! Really their is no other explanation! Of course this site is ran by a white man, who have already RUINED half the world!
April 12th, 2008 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 4969cee27cf6d
The Reason they are bundled like that is because that someone bought that with your book, causing it to be bundled due to the extreme similarities to both books.
April 13th, 2008 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f91f5a0cb20d
oii dick. let’s think big. what does an organization or a concept need in order to be public? it needs acceptance. and who is gonna advocate that acceptance? famous people. do you think celebrities or politicians will advocate this idea with you? no. coz that is just gonna affect their reputation. that is just gonna decrease their preferences in people’s eyes. so this can’t go far. your “men are better than women” theory will not go far.
so just stop now, bfeore you realize afterall this thing you’ve done you’re just a naive frog stuck on the bottom of a well.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 33fbfc47de047
Obviously you’re just so stupid that you don’t get what Dick is trying to do here. Another reason men are better than women.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1ee2eb8e3cf7
you are the most useless piece of shit on this planet. I hope you have fun sticking your penis into bums all day long you fucking low piece of shit. You wouldnt be on this earth unless you came out of a vagina and I feel sorry for anyone that has ever crossed paths with someone as low and worthless as you, go suck a dick. ps your the ugliest thing ive ever seen, transvestite is that why you cover up your face?
DIE
April 21st, 2008 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d
No you dumb bitch, he wouldn’t be in this world if his dad didn’t in pregnant his mother.
Contrary to feminist belief, you women are not asexual.
Remember you start off in nut shack, only to use the female as incubator.
The rest of your post is just incoherent and almost impossible to read.
Get back in fucking kitchen, nobody said you can fucking talk.