Dick and Jack Lalanne: Together At Last
Unlike the provocative headline, this podcast is not an historic meeting between myself and golden age manly man Jack Lalanne. This podcast is an interview of Jack and then an interview of myself, Dick Masterson.
Jack Lalanne invented hitting the treadmill.
But if you’re not interested in hearing from Jack Lalanne, load the interview’s main page and fast forward to the halfway mark. That’s where my interview starts.
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March 28th, 2008 at 5:04 am - IP Man-Hash: eeceec6513de8
Dick, it sounds like you need a girlfriend, but I guess that’ll be a bit hard for you to do seeing as it will wreck your persona branding of a man who looks down on all women.
And I suppose if you have contempt for women and don’t believe they know what they do, then you probably find it hard to trust that any woman who might express an interest in you, was really smart enough to know what she was doing. Bit of a conundrum you’ve got yourself into there. Why not consider dating one of the women who probably call your voicemail telling you they agree with you (I’m sure some have)..you may just have to suck it up and trust they’re not out to play you, though by God you’ve set yourself up to be rorted. Best of luck, you do need it.
March 28th, 2008 at 5:24 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Cry in your bed Michelle.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:09 am - IP Man-Hash: eeceec6513de8
wow. scary lame.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Never marry a western whore. Actually, never marry - a girl’s love transcends legally binding agreements.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
it was disappointly short. but i bet you hear a lot of that.
ha! just kidding, man. you have a good voice. you should do your book in audio for the blind and illiterate.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
aw crap. disappointingly. i wish we could edit our comments.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: dcf90cb0dcfe1
I don’t understand your “point”. Are you implying that Dick has some kind of problem? What problem is that? Does getting a girlfriend magically fix everything in your life? Is that what you think? It is not good to be so dependent on someone, man. You should try facing the world on your own. It’s for your own good, you can handle life, believe in yourself!
Are humans smarter, more capable, and generally better than dogs? Then why does man keep them as pets? Because man enjoys the company. Same reason men get women companions: even though men are better, it doesn’t mean they don’t want blow jobs. But this is assuming a man is willing to put up with everything else that women “offer”.
Not really a conundrum. If a girl is into and you get pleasured, mission accomplished. Who cares about the reason she digs you?
What is it with some people and their absolute belief and insistence that everyone has to be in a relationship?
(BTW, ad hominum arguments don’t actually carry any weight and they just make you look like an angry, petty person because you disagree so fervently with Dick yet have nothing valid to say)
March 28th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 369bfee4084ad
Wow! The old, “I can’t think of any way to argue with you, so I’ll just try to make you feel like less of a man and say you can’t get laid.”
That’s not something you hear every day…
March 28th, 2008 at 2:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1bda76f6810ae
Michelle’s lost her pacifier again.
She’s dropped her pacifier again.
March 28th, 2008 at 3:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Here we go again. Another woman kills her husband and claims she was abused as an excuse for cold blooded murder. Watch her get a slap on the wrist now… If the tables were turned the man would of course get life…
March 29th, 2008 at 6:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06
dr phil seemed so much nicer on the show…
March 29th, 2008 at 9:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 44ba5036b5ead
girlfriends are most of my problems. if not for warm wet puss i would not have so many issues to deal with… if that puss did not have that constantly jabbering head attached
March 29th, 2008 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85
Editing is for chicks. Men learn to stop fucking up.
March 30th, 2008 at 2:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 921c38c0d8c30
*laughs* That made me laugh out loud! Props sushi. Props.
April 6th, 2008 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4a07e998bfbd
They’re following the Golden Rule: “If I’m going to Hell, I’m taking you all with me!”
When trapped in a pit of misery, it is a widespread human nature to want to share the pain and pull others in for a few laughs as you watch the reality of the poison inherent in the honeypot, slowly corroding the hopes, dreams and joy of living in the new sacrifice’s eyes.
Man-up, Mike! Stop wallowing in the muck and pull yourself together – your woman’s mission in Life might be to make your existence a living Hell as she gets hers at your expense, but you can escape and be the happy man you were always meant to be!
April 8th, 2008 at 7:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 87e7d767ff300
good work Dick Masterson. i m from CROATIA and we are suported you. show them who is boss
April 12th, 2008 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: fd0d6cf176c0e
fuck you ya piece of shit, good luck getting laid