TMZ Agrees With Me. Why Don’t You?
If you thought about that question, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Below is a short segment of the television show TMZ covering my appearance on Dr. Phil. Yes, TMZ calls me a “douche”. Yes, TMZ calls me an “actor”. But watch this clip “between the lines” and you’ll discover something mancredible.
TMZ agrees with me.
It would be impossible for a news agency based in the den of prostitution, failure, and fashionable eating disorders that is Women in Hollywood, to disagree with me. Just look at a picture of Harrison Ford smiling like a choir boy and then a picture of Amy Winehouse looking like a doped-out mule. You’ll agree with me too.
Men are better than women at Hollywood.
The men of Hollywood are the pinnacle of class and sophistication. They represent the purest qualities of manliness and that’s why they’re famous. Just look at Cary Grant or James Bond or WC Fields. Fuck, look at Robert Downey Jr. That guy is a drugged out mess, but Iron Man was so awesome I didn’t even care that no chicks got naked in it.
Women have ruined free tits in action movies. So much so that I don’t even expect them anymore — like I did in the time of Demotion Man and Terminator. Thank God for ubiquitous internet porn. Otherwise 13 year old boys wouldn’t know what a tit looked like until they shackled a wedding ring around their ankle and tossed a fat bitch across the threshold.
The women of Hollywood are the purest whores on Earth. That’s why they’re famous. Money grubbing and dumb as the day is long. The quickest way for a woman to gain fame and respect from other women is to be a whore. Men aren’t buying Paris Hilton’s album. Women are. For every Nicolas Cage, there’s a Heather Mills. For every Alec Baldwin, there’s a woman who wouldn’t suck ten cocks to give Justin Timberlake a sponge bath.
That means there’s only one woman who wouldn’t do that.
Men are better than women at Hollywood, but men are not better than women at eating Hollywood shit. Welcome to celebrity gossip.
Check your internet browser history after your wife has been alone in the house for 3 hours. This is what it will look like:
10:05 PerezHilton.com
10:15 TMZ.com
10:32 Zappos.com
10:40 TMZ.com
10:41 TheSuperficial.com
10:45 PerezHilton.com
10:46 TMZ.com
10:46 Ringtones.com
10:47 PerezHilton.com
10:48 TMZ.com
10:49 PerezHilton.com
10:49 TheSuperficial.com
10:50 ObviousSpyWare.net
10:55 gawker.com
10:56 TMZ.com
10:56 MenAreBetterThenWomen.com
1:05 MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Women suck down celebrity gossip like a bum with a 50oz. bottle of Thunderbird Ltd. The only difference is, women shed money for it like bums shed stink. Ask yourself one question, if TMZ agreed with me 100%, what could they say? How could they not piss off their target audience while simultaneously telling fat cunts across the board to hit the treadmill.
Answer: They would compare me to Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is the Santa Claus of pussy. He bleeds awesome because he has three balls and nothing can stop him because technically he doesn’t exist. He’s actually a manifestation of macho. Like how Kobe Bryant’s rape charge was a manifestation of one blond whore wanting attention? Charlie Sheen exists only as a fabricated manifestation of manliness. He is will incarnate and women line up to fuck him.
Aside from Maddox not asking me what Man Points are because he knew instinctively that asking questions about Man Points is a loss of Man Points, being compared to Charlie Sheen by the world’s biggest celebrity news agency is the highest compliment I’ve ever received.
Prostitution and alimony are the same things. Both are paying the whore the leave. All women are whores and if you don’t think that’s true, find me one woman who hasn’t fucked a guy for money, fame, or attention — or because he bought her something nice on Valentine’s Day.
Attention ladies, fucking a guy because he paid attention to you makes you a whore. Time is money. If you could keep a roof over your heads without getting on your backs, you’d know that.
Manclusion
You’re a douche, I’m a douche, everyone’s a big fucking douche. I see what you’re saying TMZ people, and I’ve been saying it for years. Men are better than women at knowing when we’re getting served a shit sandwich and told it’s chivalry.
Women are as subtle as a tank. When you’re speaking in subtleties to women, you might as well be talking about the stock market. They don’t get that either.
Special thanks to montreal for making this post possible.
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I am shutting this site down.
Women Can’t do anything right nowadays!!!
Fact*- Joel Houghton made the first dishwasher in 1850 but it was never popular. So modern dishwashers were descended from the 1886 invention of Josephine Cochrane YES A WOMAN… AND SHE NEVER WASHED FUCKING DISHES…PROVES WOMEN ARE LAZY AND HAVE TO STEAL IDEAS FROM MEN!!!!
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Dick Said: The men of Hollywood are the pinnacle of class and sophistication. They represent the purest qualities of manliness and that’s why they’re famous.
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Women Can’t do anything right nowadays!!!
Fact*- Joel Houghton made the first dishwasher in 1850 but it was never popular. So modern dishwashers were descended from the 1886 invention of Josephine Cochrane YES A WOMAN… AND SHE NEVER WASHED FUCKING DISHES…PROVES WOMEN ARE LAZY AND HAVE TO STEAL IDEAS FROM MEN!!!!
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Did you know that Scott Peterson and all serial killers who kill and murder are sent love countless letters from women?
Why? Cause women are fucking stupid.
noob here, but this guy looks like a pedophile.
Women Can’t do anything right nowadays!!!
Fact*- Joel Houghton made the first dishwasher in 1850 but it was never popular. So modern dishwashers were descended from the 1886 invention of Josephine Cochrane YES A WOMAN… AND SHE NEVER WASHED FUCKING DISHES…PROVES WOMEN ARE LAZY AND HAVE TO STEAL IDEAS FROM MEN!!!!
Fact 2*-Child support created by law (mostly men)because women are so bad in raising kids they had to force men to atleast help a little bit either with money or visitations!!! Menarebetterthanwhimmin
Take that BBBYYYYAAAAAAATTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!
fuck TMZ dick is the greatest man ever
HOW DO I MEET THIS MAN?!? HE IS A FUCKING GOD….
Women Can’t do anything right nowadays!!!
Fact*- Joel Houghton made the first dishwasher in 1850 but it was never popular. So modern dishwashers were descended from the 1886 invention of Josephine Cochrane YES A WOMAN… AND SHE NEVER WASHED FUCKING DISHES…PROVES WOMEN ARE LAZY AND HAVE TO STEAL IDEAS FROM MEN!!!!
Fact 2*-Child support created by law (mostly men)because women are so bad in raising kids they had to force men to atleast help a little bit either with money or visitations!!! Menarebetterthanwhimmin
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yo mutha fuckah yuh dick sucka.i should bust yo ass bitch.yuh fuckin lil gay bitch.yuh better fuck off nigga ima get dem cripz da blast yo ass away nigga.haha like ur name to bitch..dick haha..good name…thatz what yuh are n i bet yuh suck it.bitch. idk bout yuh but if it wernt fo gulz id be gay. n i dnt like dat shit.
You know, I’m fluent in three languages, and moderately familiar with many others. But given the fact I’ve lived ABOVE GROUND my whole life, I was wondering if you’d translate this to a “terrestrial tongue.”
menarebetterthanposers
Well, English isn’t my first language but allow me.
OK, I’m not absolutely sure but…
I think it said:
“Hello everyone. I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Gieco”.
Indeed, Chris – it’s one of the “lizard people.”
likeagoodleykischristranslatesthewhimmin
Ya know I thought I had a good translation. But then I read Chris’s, so lets just leave it at that.
Hahaha! Cripz? If you know any cripz I’ll eat your mom’s pussy, and believe me that is quite a forfeit!
Women Can’t do anything right nowadays!!!
Fact*- Joel Houghton made the first dishwasher in 1850 but it was never popular. So modern dishwashers were descended from the 1886 invention of Josephine Cochrane YES A WOMAN… AND SHE NEVER WASHED FUCKING DISHES…PROVES WOMEN ARE LAZY AND HAVE TO STEAL IDEAS FROM MEN!!!!
Fact 2*-Child support created by law (mostly men)because women are so bad in raising kids they had to force men to atleast help a little bit either with money or visitations!!! Menarebetterthanwhimmin
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you must not have a loving family i have two sweet little girls and one boy i think women are the the main life givers and men like you are jealous because they can make life and you can’t so thats all I’m saying
The MAIN life givers eh? Tell ya what, come to me when a woman can conceive without the assistance (read sperm) of a man, and we’re talk. In the meantime women are not the MAIN life givers. Life giving requires both the male and the female.
talk to me when men give birth…he didnt say ONLY he said MAIN. A correct statement.
@SAM – WOMEN ARE THE MAIN LIFE GIVERS????
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01072009/news/regionalnews/husband_demands _1_5m_from_wife_for_kidne_149092.htm
Nice try though.
This sound like a poor hopeless mangina. You must do immediately a paternity test to your “children”.
Women Can’t do anything right nowadays!!!
Fact*- Joel Houghton made the first dishwasher in 1850 but it was never popular. So modern dishwashers were descended from the 1886 invention of Josephine Cochrane YES A WOMAN… AND SHE NEVER WASHED FUCKING DISHES…PROVES WOMEN ARE LAZY AND HAVE TO STEAL IDEAS FROM MEN!!!!
Fact 2*-Child support created by law (mostly men)because women are so bad in raising kids they had to force men to atleast help a little bit either with money or visitations!!! Menarebetterthanwhimmin
Take that BBBYYYYAAAAAAATTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
That’s Fact
Life isn’t some sort of commodity that be traded or given. It’s created, and solely by one person. In fact, a better analogy might be women are the incubators, and men instigate life by adding the crucial ingredient to said incubator.
not solely*
LOL
Jesus Christ, its a damn good thing that all women think you’re the spawn of the devil, because at least it removes you from the gene pool.
you must not have a loving family i hate two sweet little girls and one boy i think women are the the main life givers and men like you are jealous because they can make life and you can’t so thats all I’m saying
WOMEN ARE THE MAIN LIFE GIVERS???
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01072009/news/regionalnews/husband_demands _1_5m_from_wife_for_kidne_149092.htm
BIRTH? Yes.
LIFE? No.
Not even the LEAST bit “jealous” here.
Nice try though.
Have a great weekend.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Women Can’t do anything right nowadays!!!
Fact*- Joel Houghton made the first dishwasher in 1850 but it was never popular. So modern dishwashers were descended from the 1886 invention of Josephine Cochrane YES A WOMAN… AND SHE NEVER WASHED FUCKING DISHES…PROVES WOMEN ARE LAZY AND HAVE TO STEAL IDEAS FROM MEN!!!!
Fact 2*-Child support created by law (mostly men)because women are so bad in raising kids they had to force men to atleast help a little bit either with money or visitations!!! Menarebetterthanwhimmin
BBBYYYYAAAAAAATTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Let’s not forget the majority of child abuse is commited by women.
Well I for one am not a whore because I don’t apply to any of the qualities of a whore you just proclaimed. I have been with one person my whole life, and I didnt date him for money, attention, or gifts, when I first met him it was because of a buisseness deal and he happened to work in the company and managed all of my emails. He was a nice guy so we met and he didnt have much money, I just loved him for the company he shared, hell there has been times when I supported him, all because I just loved him, and I didn’t expect anything back. we don’t buy eachother gifts we make them! but you wouldnt understand love like that, that includes art into the mixture. you can’t call women all whores if you have not met every single woman. Oh and by the way, I have never been on those sites you listed, except this one, and it was once before in the summer. some people actually are part of communities that are bigger than hate and gossip.
I don’t agree with you one bit, but the woman not seeing the line of women wanting to date you… still says she would be in the END of that line? So she would still be in line?…. I found that hillarious.
TMZ actually did a pretty fantastic job proving just about everything that you said Dick. They weren’t even subtle about it which was great!
Great Job Dick… keep it up!
I don’t understand Shirley’s obsession with taking off glasses. If I had a woman like her in my abode I’d go nuts. No respect for personal space at all.
The whole point was she was there to attack Dick and expose him. She was not meeting him on neutral and friendly terms simply to interview him.
She went on and on about Dick being too jaded for his age and yet someone can accumulate ALOT of bad experiences by the time they’re that old.
Lastly Dick told her again and again there were older men that felt the same way. Her defense was “Oh but they’ve lived longer and had more negative encounters so they have the excuse to be chauvinists!”
Er, Shirley that’s not exactly a good come back. Being old justifies men being bitter but younger men do not have that same privilege? You’re shitting me right?
To Shirley
I’m only 30 and my last ex lied to me about being raped at a frat party just to break up with me after 5 years. How do I know? She kept changing the facts of the scenario and when I finally talked to her close friends they said they had no idea what I was talking about.
She told me after our break up she found “erotica” offensive yet had nothing but pornographic art in her profile. Last time I checked her online info she said she was happily “Dominated” by “Big Master Papa” that contradicts her originally telling me she wanted a nice guy to treat her equally. She’s a “submissive” into Ds for crying out loud!
The sweet person I thought I knew her to be was a complete lie. I lost years of my life believing in her illusion.
My point? Don’t dictate to us what we can be until you walk in our fucking shoes first. There are 12 years old children living in 3rd world countries barely scrapping by that have likely experienced more trauma than the rest of us will in a whole life time.
Shut your cake hole Shirley.
you are a fucking stupid like dick i hope you fucking die and ps i saw your dr phil thing and im a guy and i dont stand behide i stand infront of you with a ak 47 shooting you fucking brains out peace you piece of shit
Right on the mark. Question is: why? Your idea that feminism alleviates the burden on the shoulders men is definitely a factor. It’s in many ways (but not all) a liberation for men. But that’s not what started it. Why do men support a hostile doctrine on such a large scale?
Regular men are probably just doing as they are told, but why are the less gullible, more cynical upper class men playing along?
Liberal men of course can use women to force society further to the left. But why are conservative men supporting it? Misguided chivalry, political opportunism, control?
Feminism only exist because men allow it to exist. Just as all other things on the planet. Controlling people directly takes a lot of time and resource, however if you can MANipulate them into compliance by words alone it is much easier. Men allowed themselves to become manipulated. This was the great tragedy that was Feminism. However many men have learned to make feminism work for them.. Ill explain. Convince a woman she is powerful and you need her.. Give her tools to perform tasks you would have otherwise had to do.. ie education for advanced trades. Then sit back and control them with words alone. Find a hobby, like fishing and watch her work day and night to provide for you. I call this neo-slavery. The slave believes they are free and so they happily work. This is only possible because of Feminism.. and Feminism is only possible because we allow it to exist.. because it has a direct benefit if we choose to utilize it.
You may not be watching us, but we’re watching you.
woman want a secure and good genes for their child and want to be supported.
Man want to have sex and pass their genes.
All this means the affects of hormones to the brain and the body For example woman are naturally “whores” (that’s a bad term to described then) and man are naturally to have sex just to the pass the genes. Woman are the folower and man are the leaders
It means that the hormones that we have in our body does alter the mind and it how the mind proses information there for in order for the mind to proses information clearly not to make decisions in weather what state or feeling is at moment of the decision this will require to think calmly,logical and very conscious about things.
woman want a secure and good genes for their child and want to be supported.
Man want to have sex and pass their genes.
All this means the affects affects of hormones to the brain and the body For example woman are naturally “whores” (that’s a bad term to described then) and man are naturally to have sex just to the pass the genes. Woman are the folower and man are the leaders
It means that the hormones that we have in our body does alter the mind and it how the mind proses information there for in order for the mind to proses information clearly not to make decisions in weather what state or feeling is at moment of the decision this will require to think calmly and very conscious about things.
I never watch it… So I guess that is probably why. About the same level of entertainment. :D