TMZ Agrees With Me. Why Don’t You?
If you thought about that question, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Below is a short segment of the television show TMZ covering my appearance on Dr. Phil. Yes, TMZ calls me a “douche”. Yes, TMZ calls me an “actor”. But watch this clip “between the lines” and you’ll discover something mancredible.
TMZ agrees with me.
It would be impossible for a news agency based in the den of prostitution, failure, and fashionable eating disorders that is Women in Hollywood, to disagree with me. Just look at a picture of Harrison Ford smiling like a choir boy and then a picture of Amy Winehouse looking like a doped-out mule. You’ll agree with me too.
Men are better than women at Hollywood.
The men of Hollywood are the pinnacle of class and sophistication. They represent the purest qualities of manliness and that’s why they’re famous. Just look at Cary Grant or James Bond or WC Fields. Fuck, look at Robert Downey Jr. That guy is a drugged out mess, but Iron Man was so awesome I didn’t even care that no chicks got naked in it.
Women have ruined free tits in action movies. So much so that I don’t even expect them anymore — like I did in the time of Demotion Man and Terminator. Thank God for ubiquitous internet porn. Otherwise 13 year old boys wouldn’t know what a tit looked like until they shackled a wedding ring around their ankle and tossed a fat bitch across the threshold.
The women of Hollywood are the purest whores on Earth. That’s why they’re famous. Money grubbing and dumb as the day is long. The quickest way for a woman to gain fame and respect from other women is to be a whore. Men aren’t buying Paris Hilton’s album. Women are. For every Nicolas Cage, there’s a Heather Mills. For every Alec Baldwin, there’s a woman who wouldn’t suck ten cocks to give Justin Timberlake a sponge bath.
That means there’s only one woman who wouldn’t do that.
Men are better than women at Hollywood, but men are not better than women at eating Hollywood shit. Welcome to celebrity gossip.
Check your internet browser history after your wife has been alone in the house for 3 hours. This is what it will look like:
10:05 PerezHilton.com
10:15 TMZ.com
10:32 Zappos.com
10:40 TMZ.com
10:41 TheSuperficial.com
10:45 PerezHilton.com
10:46 TMZ.com
10:46 Ringtones.com
10:47 PerezHilton.com
10:48 TMZ.com
10:49 PerezHilton.com
10:49 TheSuperficial.com
10:50 ObviousSpyWare.net
10:55 gawker.com
10:56 TMZ.com
10:56 MenAreBetterThenWomen.com
1:05 MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Women suck down celebrity gossip like a bum with a 50oz. bottle of Thunderbird Ltd. The only difference is, women shed money for it like bums shed stink. Ask yourself one question, if TMZ agreed with me 100%, what could they say? How could they not piss off their target audience while simultaneously telling fat cunts across the board to hit the treadmill.
Answer: They would compare me to Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is the Santa Claus of pussy. He bleeds awesome because he has three balls and nothing can stop him because technically he doesn’t exist. He’s actually a manifestation of macho. Like how Kobe Bryant’s rape charge was a manifestation of one blond whore wanting attention? Charlie Sheen exists only as a fabricated manifestation of manliness. He is will incarnate and women line up to fuck him.
Aside from Maddox not asking me what Man Points are because he knew instinctively that asking questions about Man Points is a loss of Man Points, being compared to Charlie Sheen by the world’s biggest celebrity news agency is the highest compliment I’ve ever received.
Prostitution and alimony are the same things. Both are paying the whore the leave. All women are whores and if you don’t think that’s true, find me one woman who hasn’t fucked a guy for money, fame, or attention — or because he bought her something nice on Valentine’s Day.
Attention ladies, fucking a guy because he paid attention to you makes you a whore. Time is money. If you could keep a roof over your heads without getting on your backs, you’d know that.
Manclusion
You’re a douche, I’m a douche, everyone’s a big fucking douche. I see what you’re saying TMZ people, and I’ve been saying it for years. Men are better than women at knowing when we’re getting served a shit sandwich and told it’s chivalry.
Women are as subtle as a tank. When you’re speaking in subtleties to women, you might as well be talking about the stock market. They don’t get that either.
Special thanks to montreal for making this post possible.
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CMC- If you are indeed a woman, and you do not speak against feminism to your “sistas”, then you are a hypocrite.
I can imagine, just saw a movie “steap all over me”. What’s it like there for you?
Canada….the land of the frigid whores apparently, haha
@ CMC
Im in Poland where are you at..?
@Studioline
Just out of curiosity, what country are you from..?
My bad, I didn’t mean to pick a fight….I just get annyoed at Commander’s repetitive comments and somehow it got into an argument. In all honesty I hate conflict.
So are you still willing to help me out, even though I’m still stupidly fumbling through this all…?
Dick, when they called you an “actor” I thought I was not hearing it right. But now I understand. They have to call you an actor to pretend that they don’t endorse your message. Geez what the fucked up country you are living in that you even can not say the truth, that everybody knows, and they only pretend that they don’t know it. Everybody wants to say it but no one is dare to say it directly like you do. Men should start revealing what they really think about the issue, and stop being scared, not only on this site, but also carry the message to the reality, and not only indirectly but also directly.
@ CMC
Instead of first continuing talking with me and asking me to lead you through, you go and pick up a fight with guys again and there you go. You seemed inteligent, so when will you learn from your mistakes?
I don’t think I benefit from it….I get thrown into this stereotype, and all men assume I’m like most of the bitchy, whiney, women who want everything handed to them on a silver platter
Whether you agree with feminism or not is irrelevant, you are a woman and benefit from it. A simple, but clear analogy is as follows: the feminist movement resembles a person suffering from hemorrhoids. No matter how much Preparation H a person uses on them, they will still flare up, be a pain in the ass and never go away.
Much like women on this website……
You ladies miss the part where woman are not wanted on this website? Take your unicorn loving asses down the the mall and buy some shoes or something.
And the whole reason I posted about Commander Scott randomly blathering is because he just keeps repeating over and over again how Canadian, British and American women are whores…we get the point. That’s all I was trying to say
@ Joseph
Thanks for that “manfreshing” history lesson…tho I dont’ recall asking for it, a little history lesson never hurt anyone. You seem to be attacking me for the women’s feminism movement…I don’t recall saying I agreed with it. I wasn’t out burning bras with any of those women, that was well before my time.
I agree with most of Dick’s posts, so why not spend your time trying to educate those who don’t..?
not right now, no, but thanks for asking. I’m happy enough simply laughing atm.
Anything you like to contribute, dumb-ass?
I have a question too! Is your name Robert or Patrick? You seem confused about many things but I am only asking about this in particular.
hahaha
I agree, you don’t fight wars on the cheap, and if I understood you correctly, you felt that taxes should be increased to fight this war, and I am in complete agreement with that. I feel that the poor have had an undue burden to fight the war, and would like to see wealthier americans tax more for it because, in my opinion, they get the most benefit from it, if a benefit occurs.
I felt that in your essay you were trying to find a correlation between American winning the wars and, if you will, the masculinity of our culture. While I agree such a correlation may exist, it does not necessarily mean that the “feminization” of our culture is the cause of our loss of wars. Also, you neglected the recent conflicts in Afghanistan and Kosovo, where we kicked ass hands down, despite our more “feminized” culture. I think not only does it come down to the will to fight within our culture but also with the attitudes of our leaders. In the 1980’s the UK had Maragret Thatcher who was quite happy to go to war against Argentina, and I think its reasonable to think that H. Clinton would continue the war in Iraq as long or longer than many male leaders would, so I don’t think feminization of our culture is the sole, or even a major, reason behind our loss of wars.
I guess Donald Rumsfeld could have gotten nailed on the head by his wife every night with a rolling pin, causing the poor decisions he made….
Donald Rumsfeld was trying to fight a war on the cheap. You don’t fight wars with the mindset of a businessman- maximum gains with as little investment as possible. Moreover, being a former politician from the Chicagoland area doesn’t make you qualified to wage war. (Hillary is another native. Remember this in November!)
You don’t win wars by trying to negotiate alliances with back stabbers and opportunists. You just go in and do the job yourself. I will digress once more since election time is approaching. A candidate wanting to singing cumba-ya-my-lord and holding hands with your enemies will be no better. Yes, this Barack Obama, the ward politician from Chicago.
Instead of listening to Generals Eric Shinseki and Colin Powell- real American men who appreciate the art of waging war, Rumsfeld thought we could be in and out in a few months. He was probably being nagged by his wife because he was spending to much time at the office trying to plan it out. Who knows? Small, obscure events usually shape the course of history.
Interesting how you blame Cindy Sheehan for the protracted Iraq conflict instead of Donald Rumsfeld, who discounted the military belief, based on experience, that wars are won with overwhelming force. I don’t think I’m going to be showing up in any history class you may be teaching.