TMZ Agrees With Me. Why Don’t You?
If you thought about that question, you’re a woman. Fuck off my website.
Below is a short segment of the television show TMZ covering my appearance on Dr. Phil. Yes, TMZ calls me a “douche”. Yes, TMZ calls me an “actor”. But watch this clip “between the lines” and you’ll discover something mancredible.
TMZ agrees with me.
It would be impossible for a news agency based in the den of prostitution, failure, and fashionable eating disorders that is Women in Hollywood, to disagree with me. Just look at a picture of Harrison Ford smiling like a choir boy and then a picture of Amy Winehouse looking like a doped-out mule. You’ll agree with me too.
Men are better than women at Hollywood.
The men of Hollywood are the pinnacle of class and sophistication. They represent the purest qualities of manliness and that’s why they’re famous. Just look at Cary Grant or James Bond or WC Fields. Fuck, look at Robert Downey Jr. That guy is a drugged out mess, but Iron Man was so awesome I didn’t even care that no chicks got naked in it.
Women have ruined free tits in action movies. So much so that I don’t even expect them anymore — like I did in the time of Demotion Man and Terminator. Thank God for ubiquitous internet porn. Otherwise 13 year old boys wouldn’t know what a tit looked like until they shackled a wedding ring around their ankle and tossed a fat bitch across the threshold.
The women of Hollywood are the purest whores on Earth. That’s why they’re famous. Money grubbing and dumb as the day is long. The quickest way for a woman to gain fame and respect from other women is to be a whore. Men aren’t buying Paris Hilton’s album. Women are. For every Nicolas Cage, there’s a Heather Mills. For every Alec Baldwin, there’s a woman who wouldn’t suck ten cocks to give Justin Timberlake a sponge bath.
That means there’s only one woman who wouldn’t do that.
Men are better than women at Hollywood, but men are not better than women at eating Hollywood shit. Welcome to celebrity gossip.
Check your internet browser history after your wife has been alone in the house for 3 hours. This is what it will look like:
10:05 PerezHilton.com
10:15 TMZ.com
10:32 Zappos.com
10:40 TMZ.com
10:41 TheSuperficial.com
10:45 PerezHilton.com
10:46 TMZ.com
10:46 Ringtones.com
10:47 PerezHilton.com
10:48 TMZ.com
10:49 PerezHilton.com
10:49 TheSuperficial.com
10:50 ObviousSpyWare.net
10:55 gawker.com
10:56 TMZ.com
10:56 MenAreBetterThenWomen.com
1:05 MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Women suck down celebrity gossip like a bum with a 50oz. bottle of Thunderbird Ltd. The only difference is, women shed money for it like bums shed stink. Ask yourself one question, if TMZ agreed with me 100%, what could they say? How could they not piss off their target audience while simultaneously telling fat cunts across the board to hit the treadmill.
Answer: They would compare me to Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is the Santa Claus of pussy. He bleeds awesome because he has three balls and nothing can stop him because technically he doesn’t exist. He’s actually a manifestation of macho. Like how Kobe Bryant’s rape charge was a manifestation of one blond whore wanting attention? Charlie Sheen exists only as a fabricated manifestation of manliness. He is will incarnate and women line up to fuck him.
Aside from Maddox not asking me what Man Points are because he knew instinctively that asking questions about Man Points is a loss of Man Points, being compared to Charlie Sheen by the world’s biggest celebrity news agency is the highest compliment I’ve ever received.
Prostitution and alimony are the same things. Both are paying the whore the leave. All women are whores and if you don’t think that’s true, find me one woman who hasn’t fucked a guy for money, fame, or attention — or because he bought her something nice on Valentine’s Day.
Attention ladies, fucking a guy because he paid attention to you makes you a whore. Time is money. If you could keep a roof over your heads without getting on your backs, you’d know that.
Manclusion
You’re a douche, I’m a douche, everyone’s a big fucking douche. I see what you’re saying TMZ people, and I’ve been saying it for years. Men are better than women at knowing when we’re getting served a shit sandwich and told it’s chivalry.
Women are as subtle as a tank. When you’re speaking in subtleties to women, you might as well be talking about the stock market. They don’t get that either.
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Right on the mark. Question is: why? Your idea that feminism alleviates the burden on the shoulders men is definitely a factor. It’s in many ways (but not all) a liberation for men. But that’s not what started it. Why do men support a hostile doctrine on such a large scale?
Regular men are probably just doing as they are told, but why are the less gullible, more cynical upper class men playing along?
Liberal men of course can use women to force society further to the left. But why are conservative men supporting it? Misguided chivalry, political opportunism, control?
Feminism only exist because men allow it to exist. Just as all other things on the planet. Controlling people directly takes a lot of time and resource, however if you can MANipulate them into compliance by words alone it is much easier. Men allowed themselves to become manipulated. This was the great tragedy that was Feminism. However many men have learned to make feminism work for them.. Ill explain. Convince a woman she is powerful and you need her.. Give her tools to perform tasks you would have otherwise had to do.. ie education for advanced trades. Then sit back and control them with words alone. Find a hobby, like fishing and watch her work day and night to provide for you. I call this neo-slavery. The slave believes they are free and so they happily work. This is only possible because of Feminism.. and Feminism is only possible because we allow it to exist.. because it has a direct benefit if we choose to utilize it.
You may not be watching us, but we’re watching you.
woman want a secure and good genes for their child and want to be supported.
Man want to have sex and pass their genes.
All this means the affects of hormones to the brain and the body For example woman are naturally “whores” (that’s a bad term to described then) and man are naturally to have sex just to the pass the genes. Woman are the folower and man are the leaders
It means that the hormones that we have in our body does alter the mind and it how the mind proses information there for in order for the mind to proses information clearly not to make decisions in weather what state or feeling is at moment of the decision this will require to think calmly,logical and very conscious about things.
woman want a secure and good genes for their child and want to be supported.
Man want to have sex and pass their genes.
All this means the affects affects of hormones to the brain and the body For example woman are naturally “whores” (that’s a bad term to described then) and man are naturally to have sex just to the pass the genes. Woman are the folower and man are the leaders
It means that the hormones that we have in our body does alter the mind and it how the mind proses information there for in order for the mind to proses information clearly not to make decisions in weather what state or feeling is at moment of the decision this will require to think calmly and very conscious about things.
I never watch it… So I guess that is probably why. About the same level of entertainment. :D
Dick rules - women always resort to insults, put downs, and anything else their smaller minds can think of! Dick speaks the facts, truth and anything else that shows that all women are …. (see Random, Classic Dick).
Of course Anglo-american men would prefer Asian women. If they stick to their traditional diet, Asian women won’t gain > 40 lbs upon marriage, and they are far less likely to get upset if you just happened to have a different opinion than they do. Why wouldn’t a man want one of these women in their lives? If Anglo-american women would be willing to imitate Asian women in their diet and attitude I would be thrilled to have one in my life–I’m not joking.
If either of you are one of those “I love asian women because i can’t handle anyone else” 2 inch cock losers i will shit my pants in disgust.
this is my first time on this web site and i love it!! he reminds me of so many true quotes about women. you treat a girl like dirt they stick to you like mud. and that is exactly how Dick is. keep up the good work.
Freedom of Speech is the worst right any individual can have. Freedom of Speech has turned America and many other countries into a laughing stock. “Rights” should be given to the mentally superior and certainly not to any of these mentally diminished mutants I see whenever I turn my attention towards popular media. Hollywood is a joke. I’m almost convinced our “creator” has thrown that into existence for a lark. A world where the “jesters” are rich, powerful and influential? Fuck this I’m going to the kitchen to hack my head off with a large knife.
I was watching the full episode of Dr. Phil and you said men invented electricity. Technically electricity already existed we men just harnessed the power of it. But I agree with almost everything you say, Hillary Clinton for instance cannot run the country. She wants the power and title of president but not the responsibility of presidency because deep down inside she knows she cannot handle it and would fail miserably at running the country and would probably end up causing the end of human existence on this planet.
Dr. Phil is a puss-ass bitch. He got where he is by bowing at the altar of Oprah. He can’t even walk like a man off his own TV show, the skiffy wife has to be arm-in-arm with him, just to “remind” him and the audience that he isn’t shit without her.
As an engineer, that would be like publicly thanking my wife and giving her credit every time I resolve a set of forces on a aircraft part or determine the margin-of-safety of a torque arm. Get some sack and go do something yourself, Dr. Phil, ya cocksmoker.
Men are better than women, at least better than american, canadian, and british women.
Dick you are a fucking god to me, MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN!(at least better than american women)
I was bitching…? Didn’t mean to bitch- was just pointing out that yeah, Canada does have snow in the winter, lol.
Hey, you know what you’re doing? Bitching and moaning. You know who bitches and moans? Women do.
So… The only conclusion I can come up with is that you’re a fucking woman in denial. I wouldn’t be surprised if you haven’t been laid because you have a pussy instead of a cock and you hate yourself for that, therefore you hate women.
I live in Canada…and where I live we DID have a few feet of snow all winter. I actually do the current weather conditions that get sent out to environment Canada (tho probably not much longer, they’re not impressed about the whole army thing). We had snow right from December on through until about a month ago. We had more snow this winter than the past 2 combined, and there was a big issue with some of the cities running out of places to put the snow they cleared away.
Now this is actually a good one. The only problem is that we’d need to combine the best aspects of the Taliban with a more modern, sensible approach in managing our manhole resources. For example, who says they deserve those nice robes? Hell, why give them any clothes at all? That’a ways, you manholes don’t have to wear those annoying bras and heels you’re always bitching about, but you can still look fabulous and gay all week long. You’ll just need to dispose of the plastic properly and wash the cum out of your eyes.
Hey, there are worse things we could give you than an orgasm and a free place to live, sweet-tits.
We aren’t going to kill you. We’re just going to rough you up a little bit; maybe even give you a good dicking if you aren’t too worn out afterwards.