Felix Wankel invented the rotary engine, not a woman, she’s a dumb ass.

I am shutting this site down.

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

I THINK YOU HAVE TO CALL ALL WOMEN GOLD DIGGERS AND SAY THEY ALL HATE SEX BECAUSE IF THEY WEREN’T IT WOULD PROVE WHAT YOU FEARED ALL ALONG…THAT WOMEN JUST DON’T LIKE YOU.

I LOVE MY MAN. I GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS IN BED WHENEVER HE WANTS IT. I’M FAITHFUL AND HE IS NOT RICH AND MAY OR MAY NOT EVER BE. I COULD CARE LESS EITHER WAY. AND I AM GORGEOUS TO BOOT.

IT’S HARD TO GO THROUGH LIFE HATING ANYONE. BE IT BLACK, ARABS, GAYS, WOMEN…I HOPE YOU ARE SEEING A SHRINK.

I BET YOU LOVE HAVING GUYS TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM? HUH?

It’s hilarious when cunts say things like “I’m going to gut you alive”. They are all fucking Rambo on the phone or in their cars. I wish some cunt would come after me with a knife so I can legally put a bullet in her fucking head.

I love the Horse Pussy caller! But being hung like I am………nope, still got me some Horse Pussy, rarely enough (makes you think WHAT THE FUCK that bitch was fucking, donkeys?).

In that case gentlemen, small penis or not, hop on, get off, go home. Let her rent a Volvo to lay herself with, after all, we already got what we wanted didn’t we?

Oh my god……….I swear to Christ almighty…….the kid from “Looweezeeanna”…………..that fucking kid is comedy gold.

His parents? They are fucked, that KID knows the drill though!

Last Guy.

PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED

14 hundred dollars??? … MEN … CASHING!!!!!!!! seriously no woman can’t do what his guy is doing talking only shit.. my respect.. <3… marry me!

I got married, she was promising threesomes on our honeymoon and shit. She said she wanted to “Affirm our commitment” before we started experimenting.

My dumb ass fell for it.

Now I have:
Another 3 mouths to feed (her and her fucking pets, not kids, I fell for that shit once already) …(by the way I’m the one who cooks, cause she can’t taste a fucking thing that isn’t coated in mayo and cheese)
A masturbation habit because she won’t take her fucking pill
A dirty house
A big fucking headache
A stiff neck from sleeping in the chair because I can’t sleep in the bed due to her large ass and her little dogs taking up the whole fucking full size mattress

that last guy is totally and utterly whipped.

Sperm snatcher: I’m allergic to latex. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Don’t let them catch you

1st I laughed my dick off hearing the screaming bitch and her little brat at the start of this Voice Mail.
Then I sobered up.
She´ll take this poor slob to the cleaners, fuck up the rest of his life with alimony payments and make his offspring hate him. Already did the last part by the sound of it.
Beware brothers.
SUCK IT UP BITCH is the only answer you should have for them.

“Ho-De-Ho-Ho”

Fantastic.

-Rawkstah

Matt said:

Its under dicks most popular posts. its titled “why women hate sex”

I found it! Thx!

what was the nuclear war bitch talking about? i couldn’t comprehend any of it, could any one or was it just babble?

I like the half naked women in swimsuits. Good advertising method. =D

I’m so glad I’m gay, have a small penis, ugly, bad in bed etc. etc. cause if I had to listen to a harpy like that every time I got home I’d fucking burn the house down instead.

My ex couldn’t cook for shit but boy could she snort coke, maybe we should just redefine the word cook to mean vaccuming coke, and clean, to mean lie without remorse.

The funny thing was she wanted to marry me and all that but I made it quite clear to hear that I wasn’t interested in marrying a cokehead so ultimatum after ultimatim, monitoring her phone, all that shit…I just started fucking searching her every time we were going to go out and bingo bango cocaine.

At least I was smart enough to realize I didn’t want to get sent up river because of her problems not to mention wind up with my balls in her purse vis a vis the anti-family courts. The first thing she said when I finally dumped her was “But we were going to get married!” Not but I love you, or I’ll stop and be a good girl, just the marriage thing…because that’s the only thing she was really in love with. My best friend just married my psycho drunk feminist sister despite the obvious warning signs and my insistence that he was making a HUGE mistake…six weeks later and he’s already called me at least ten times cause he’s about to lose his fucking mind, poor bastard, or rather, dumb bastard.

Good lord, I hope global warming is real, cause when the great flood comes the men will be able to build boats and just sail away through a sea of expensive handbags and thongs. Keep up the voicemails Dick, they are so effective at proving your point.