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LAST GUY = WHIPPED
Listen to the girl in the background.
Beginning of voice mail is ridiculous because she won’t shut the fuck up. And I’ve heard this soooo much it’s insane. She would not stop talking I can’t get 2 words in… And when I do I’d say something like “hey, you want some taffy?”
Hah, if you didn’t get that ending it’s Mitch Hedberg :D (R.I.P.)
Wish this was legal in the US?
http://www.xpl.se/ge-inte-fingret-i-ryssland.html
You’re right, women can’t form a coherent argument to save their lives. All they to is open their mouths and see what comes out. At least the men who call in that disagree make points other than personal attacks such as “you must be gay because you won’t fuck me.” The only leverage women have is sex and once you take that away they go batshit crazy because it’s never happened to them before! Women don’t have to be smart - so they aren’t.