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Comment by James From Louisiana
2009-01-02 17:09:30 - IP Man-Hash: 3f727fcaf917a

Hey Dick, James here. Glad to see that the liberty bell comment has sum ppl laughing keep up the work dick!

 
Comment by MH
2008-09-14 22:04:10 - IP Man-Hash: 651e598c06527

…”She has a crack in her head like the Liberty Bell.” Priceless.

 
2008-08-15 00:17:53 - IP Man-Hash: 4f8f8f6416c4f

I found some really useful info in this post, I will be adding it to my favourites today, very interesting information here !

 
Comment by laura
2008-08-13 09:50:22 - IP Man-Hash: 4bc84e17a00c2

I’m sitting here, contemplating how anyone could possible be this ignorant and this narrow mind. People like you MAKE ME SICK! I am a women and I will stand for what I beleave in intill the day I die and let me clue you in about one little thing…..YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Comment by detached
2008-08-13 10:49:47 - IP Man-Hash: e3c0a2d5d4dad

There there you poor widdle girl. Calm down.

If you had bothered to read you would have noticed that women are not allowed on this site. So in the interest of you not blowing a gasket you should probably just fuck off out of here.

 
 
Comment by mrskaulitz483
2008-08-08 00:05:23 - IP Man-Hash: 4589f37acdd71

wow.

 
Comment by R_Daneel_Olivaw
2008-07-22 23:41:35 - IP Man-Hash: 8d7f0ec68e488

Why is it that the men who disagree with you sounds unintelligible and stupid.

Comment by Lee
2008-08-13 10:57:38 - IP Man-Hash: dd5f9634d89ad

Like the reference there. I have a hamster called Giskard!

 
 
Comment by no manhole
2008-07-05 14:23:03 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

bola said:

Jackie said:

I don’t understand why these women care so much, fuck it’s your opinion you should be able to have one, and when they say something fucking offensive about men, they expect an agreement, fuck that. That’s why I ike hanging out more with guys than women. No drama. Most women are brainless twits that only care about one thing and that is themselves. They believe that the world runs because of their existance. Bull-shit.

You see this a lot these days: women who prefer the company of men. They show up all over the men’s blogs and forums. Unfortunately a lot of these men are unplugging from society and traditional concepts of chivalry, making these parts of the internet a risky place to be, even for a girl who sympathizes. (You see, I still have enough chivalry left to type all that :-)

Yup. Why bother dating a live girl who will get pissed off if you happen to have a different opinion than hers? Unplugging from society (what Muzalon called “self-exclusion”) is becoming more appealing everyday. Speaking of which, I recently received some great advice on how to make my internet porn experiences as close to tactile-sensient as it possibly could get: multiple Bong hits, while moving the mouse and rubbing the worm. Evidently, for some THC users, the porno girls even act in an un-materialistic manner when give themselves fully to a common man. God, only in a fantasy world…which is becoming more available to the everyman because of psychopharmacological agents. Yes, there maybe a final escape…

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-05 12:19:10 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Jackie said:

I don’t understand why these women care so much, fuck it’s your opinion you should be able to have one, and when they say something fucking offensive about men, they expect an agreement, fuck that. That’s why I ike hanging out more with guys than women. No drama. Most women are brainless twits that only care about one thing and that is themselves. They believe that the world runs because of their existance. Bull-shit.

You see this a lot these days: women who prefer the company of men. They show up all over the men’s blogs and forums. Unfortunately a lot of these men are unplugging from society and traditional concepts of chivalry, making these parts of the internet a risky place to be, even for a girl who sympathizes. (You see, I still have enough chivalry left to type all that :-)

 
Comment by Jackie
2008-07-05 12:01:24 - IP Man-Hash: 735d7db176dfd

I don’t understand why these women care so much, fuck it’s your opinion you should be able to have one, and when they say something fucking offensive about men, they expect an agreement, fuck that. That’s why I ike hanging out more with guys than women. No drama. Most women are brainless twits that only care about one thing and that is themselves. They believe that the world runs because of their existance. Bull-shit.

 
Comment by stuffgirlslike
2008-07-03 11:09:55 - IP Man-Hash: b99494050c34f

This blog has a classy clientele. Bola live a little.

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

 
Comment by TheHammer
2008-07-01 12:32:23 - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5

It’s not the most ignorant thing I have heard but one woman asked me why in an 8 team division where every team plays a different team each week there were only 7 weekly matches for the season instead of 8. Need I say more? Good thing for her that she is busty (de-evolution at work).

Comment by curtis
2008-08-07 10:58:30 - IP Man-Hash: 375eca3ff3d7c

well tbh what you say is illogical

since 8 / 2 = 4

in most leagues teams play once against each other

 
 
Comment by Mik3_D
2008-07-01 07:11:43 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

Stupidest thing I’ve seen a woman cry over is not being able to find an outfit for that day in a room full of overpriced designer clothing. Then I made her cry even more by laughing at her.

 
Comment by AllWhoresLoveAssToMouth
2008-07-01 07:00:29 - IP Man-Hash: 51b46cd8e4d07

The bitch that cried over prostitution….doesn’t want competition.

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-01 05:24:16 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

stuffgirlslike said:

Richard you are seriously in need of help, give me a ring, I think you can be sorted out.

I do not think you are making that much money i mean you need adverts to make that happen but who would advertise on a site like this?

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

Hey, spam whore. Fuck off!

 
Comment by stuffgirlslike
2008-07-01 05:02:02 - IP Man-Hash: 34f1cf65b3675

Richard you are seriously in need of help, give me a ring, I think you can be sorted out.

I do not think you are making that much money i mean you need adverts to make that happen but who would advertise on a site like this?

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

 
Comment by SMash
2008-07-01 02:21:58 - IP Man-Hash: a0246552e2a28

Seriously, Dick, I want to know… I think you’re a fucking star, and you’ve got the balls to make cash doing controversial shit. You are right up there with my favorite rough sex porn star Brandon Iron, creator of Slap Happy and Covermyface.com… but as I’ve always held the firm position that if my family was gunned down I would immediately become a rough sex porn director… when my family was dead, if they were dead and not there to judge me, I would certainly make rough sex vids in porn valley. In a heartbeat. Also too, controversial among the family is the type of job you have… what I want to ask you is, how did you follow your dream of creating this site, and all the publicity you’ve garnered, I mean I am asking you what your family thought, generally with the use of coarse language and shit, not in the sense that every other inane cunt asks you ‘what does your mother think’… more from the point of view of what do you have that I need to get when it comes to just saying fuck it and going and creating my own popular rough sex video franchise…? I just know I could be such an auteur, I could rival the best of them, standing on the shoulders of giants like Max Hardcore, Khan Tusion, Brandon Iron? even Ray Ghun if I was lucky!

I really would like to learn how it sits with family. I mean I know there is the name and the shades and the general identity protection, but surely there is an aunt bessie somewhere who saw Dr. Phil? How can I get my aunt bessie to deal with my future skull fuck videos?

 
Comment by Reformed Mr. Nice Guy
2008-06-30 19:06:47 - IP Man-Hash: ac5e782dab2ad

That was fuckin sweet! Dick you gotta keep em coming, the consistency is perfect. Id like to know however, the questions in advance, to get a bit more of a coherent story if ya don’t mind. Maybe start a page where you update questions every now and then, take some input on what to ask if you want.

Tell me what ya think

-Reformed Mr. Nice Guy

 
Comment by Matt
2008-06-30 18:18:13 - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

The best 1 is the woman that cried over the red lipstick not being maroon. what a picky bitch…

 
Comment by Razlo
2008-06-30 15:29:04 - IP Man-Hash: 913e0d00a031e

Hello Dick,
I’m a huge fan and really advocate what your doing here. Words cant describe how sick I am of the feminist agenda and women in general. Tv commercials depicting the man as some panty whipped slave to his cleaver,sly, and witty wife. Stand up comedians that tell stories of men not bending to the retarded will of their woman’s inferior intellect. These are obviously fabrications of frustrated women that know the truth about male superiority. Anyway, Thank you sir, keep up the great work, and don’t lose resolve.

 
Comment by Hans
2008-06-30 14:53:43 - IP Man-Hash: 8fe3793136a1e

Oh my god, the James kid at the start is a star.
I have high hopes and wish him good luck surviving the shit his future single mom is gona heap on him.

 
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