Dick’s Voicemail #10
The 10th installment and the start of a new season in my sensational voicemail series.
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- Dick Masterson: I did just that. -Dick
- Dick Masterson: This persons email is paris-hilton-ad
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- Dick Masterson: Yes! -Dick
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- CraigMac: Hi Dick, On the local news they totally downplayed the expense
- Killinmachine: Single mothers don't have to do anything, just sit on
- Killinmachine: Wow you are alot like me! 1. Women ain't gonna stop
- L: Wow, what a horribly lopsided view of this crisis. Men
- Killinmachine: And you could have been a man too but God
- Ranesh: This post is in my top ten. Hilarious.
- FactFinder: You sound insecure.
- Anonymous: Gay. Oh, and your pants don't fit because you got fat,
- RB: It's hard to believe that you are a man.So GTFO.
- Whatev: It's hard to believe most of you are grown men
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Thank you for coming forward and disproving them.
-Dick
Without women to carry the men in their wombs, the men would not be on this earth to create ridiculous sites like these, further proving their immaturity. Women don’t have to prove that their better than men by creating websites and posting blogs and going on television to keep validating their thoughts. The fact that they keep to themselves is proof enough.