Dick’s Voicemail #10

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Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-06-24 15:45:03 - IP Man-Hash: d0cccfe7ceafd

Anonymous said:

That’s right. And you know that what I say has to have truth to it because I’m a lesbian, and I’m still not bashing on men. Besides, without women, who’s (sometimes) amazing bodies would we have to fuck? I’m sure we can all agree here that without women there wouldn’t be much sex going on, haha.

I knew all women were lesbians, but I didn’t know all lesbians were so desperate for approval.

Fuck off my site.

-Dick

 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-06-24 15:37:52 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

bola said:

Fortunately we have you to set us straight.

That’s right. And you know that what I say has to have truth to it because I’m a lesbian, and I’m still not bashing on men. Besides, without women, who’s (sometimes) amazing bodies would we have to fuck? I’m sure we can all agree here that without women there wouldn’t be much sex going on, haha.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-24 15:33:40 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Anonymous said:

bola said:

Anonymous said:

Smartmouth, you’re giving women a bad name. You fall into the “some” category of women who cause websites like this to be created.

Yeah, we had a high opinion of women until smartmouth came along.

Yeah, well that was my point. There ARE some women who are pointless to have a brain. She proved it nicely. But it shouldn’t drop your opinion down on all women. She’s just one of the downsides, haha.

Fortunately we have you to set us straight.

 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-06-24 15:24:12 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

bola said:

Anonymous said:

Smartmouth, you’re giving women a bad name. You fall into the “some” category of women who cause websites like this to be created.

Yeah, we had a high opinion of women until smartmouth came along.

Yeah, well that was my point. There ARE some women who are pointless to have a brain. She proved it nicely. But it shouldn’t drop your opinion down on all women. She’s just one of the downsides, haha.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-24 15:16:54 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Anonymous said:

Smartmouth, you’re giving women a bad name. You fall into the “some” category of women who cause websites like this to be created.

Yeah, we had a high opinion of women until smartmouth came along.

 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-06-24 14:57:53 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

Smartmouth, you’re giving women a bad name. You fall into the “some” category of women who cause websites like this to be created.

 
Comment by dbossnirvana
2008-06-24 14:43:24 - IP Man-Hash: 436d0cc2678d2

Smartmouth said:

dbossnirvana said:

Women (generalizing) just continue to prove how dumb fucks they can be. Fucking fat pigs can’t make a reasonable argument on anything.

Dick, you’re the MAN. Keep up the good work.

That would be because pigs are animals and don’t have the human abilities to speak. If you are referring to women, then say so. And men (generalizing) keep proving how immature and quick to defend themselves they are.

Indeed. Man-Pride is one treasured quality we men possess. Oh, and what’s immature about it? Offensive words are pretty mature. I mean, I don’t see 5 year-old kids swearing like fucked up cunts.

Smartmouths (generalizing) are good with tongue-twisters, not at all with logic.

Cheers.
♂dBoss iNc.

♂dBoss iNc.

 
Comment by Smartmouth
2008-06-24 14:40:07 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

bola said:

If we were not quick to defend ourselves then we wouldn’t be here anymore. And neither would you.

Point taken. Touche.

 
Comment by bola
2008-06-24 14:35:02 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Smartmouth said:

And men (generalizing) keep proving how immature and quick to defend themselves they are.

If we were not quick to defend ourselves then we wouldn’t be here anymore. And neither would you.

 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-06-24 14:31:08 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

dbossnirvana said:

blah blah blah, you probably wrote bullshit, so I won’t read it. Summarizing it all, you’re a woman and your opinions are worth less than a pound of bull semen up your cunt.

Toodles, hope to never see ya again in this site. ;)

♂dBoss iNc.

The least a man can do to prove his point is be mature about it.

 
Comment by MEh
2008-06-24 14:30:10 - IP Man-Hash: 15bc41ad61710

dbossnirvana said:

Anonymous said:

MEh said:
I hear “asshole” and “pig” way more than “cunt’ and “skank” and I only hear it after a comment that makes those words logical in that situation.

That’s because there ARE some women, who are not intelligent enough to hold a rational argument, so they rely on name calling to “prove their point.” I don’t disagree with everything on this website or, even though I did say earlier, think that everything that’s on here is ridiculous. It just shouldn’t be generalized. It’s SOME women, not ALL. I guess that’s the main thing I was getting at. Except it took like 3 pages of conversation to get to it. It happens. Because I’m a women? Maybe, women like to elaborate which, of course, isn’t always good. But at least I’ll admit it.

blah blah blah, you probably wrote bullshit, so I won’t read it. Summarizing it all, you’re a woman and your opinions are worth less than a pound of bull semen up your cunt.

Toodles, hope to never see ya again in this site. ;)

♂dBoss iNc.

I must say… this might sound ridiculous.. but I’ll support the women over this. She actually had a valid argument being said.. and you just threw it down.. I’ll tell you what you’re one of a few (Anonymous) that actually had an intelligent point or two, while it was still argued back, it wasn’t ridiculously stupid and actually needed a thought or two to reply.

 
Comment by Smartmouth
2008-06-24 14:28:38 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

dbossnirvana said:

Women (generalizing) just continue to prove how dumb fucks they can be. Fucking fat pigs can’t make a reasonable argument on anything.

Dick, you’re the MAN. Keep up the good work.

That would be because pigs are animals and don’t have the human abilities to speak. If you are referring to women, then say so. And men (generalizing) keep proving how immature and quick to defend themselves they are.

 
Comment by dbossnirvana
2008-06-24 14:26:24 - IP Man-Hash: 436d0cc2678d2

Anonymous said:

MEh said:
I hear “asshole” and “pig” way more than “cunt’ and “skank” and I only hear it after a comment that makes those words logical in that situation.

That’s because there ARE some women, who are not intelligent enough to hold a rational argument, so they rely on name calling to “prove their point.” I don’t disagree with everything on this website or, even though I did say earlier, think that everything that’s on here is ridiculous. It just shouldn’t be generalized. It’s SOME women, not ALL. I guess that’s the main thing I was getting at. Except it took like 3 pages of conversation to get to it. It happens. Because I’m a women? Maybe, women like to elaborate which, of course, isn’t always good. But at least I’ll admit it.

blah blah blah, you probably wrote bullshit, so I won’t read it. Summarizing it all, you’re a woman and your opinions are worth less than a pound of bull semen up your cunt.

Toodles, hope to never see ya again in this site. ;)

♂dBoss iNc.

 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-06-24 14:22:11 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

MEh said:
I hear “asshole” and “pig” way more than “cunt’ and “skank” and I only hear it after a comment that makes those words logical in that situation.

That’s because there ARE some women, who are not intelligent enough to hold a rational argument, so they rely on name calling to “prove their point.” I don’t disagree with everything on this website or, even though I did say earlier, think that everything that’s on here is ridiculous. It just shouldn’t be generalized. It’s SOME women, not ALL. I guess that’s the main thing I was getting at. Except it took like 3 pages of conversation to get to it. It happens. Because I’m a women? Maybe, women like to elaborate which, of course, isn’t always good. But at least I’ll admit it.

 
Comment by dbossnirvana
2008-06-24 14:19:53 - IP Man-Hash: 436d0cc2678d2

Women (generalizing) just continue to prove how dumb fucks they can be. Fucking fat pigs can’t make a reasonable argument on anything.

Dick, you’re the MAN. Keep up the good work.

 
Comment by MEh
2008-06-24 14:15:36 - IP Man-Hash: 15bc41ad61710

Anonymous said:

Dick Masterson said:

Anonymous said:

Okay, it’s no longer worth arguing over. Obviously some men won’t ever stop trying to validate their greatness. This could go on forever.
Just though I’d say my part.

Female Tourettes Syndrome. Fuck off my website.

-Dick

I think you might have meant “get the fuck off my website.”
Gladly =)

I figured it was implied and needed no further comment.

Anonymous said:

MEh said:

Anonymous said:

bola said:

Good for you, but you’re missing the main point that Solomon makes. Read the following blogpost to get an idea where we are coming from.

No, I understand where you guys are coming from. It’s the way that some of you make it known that I was referring to. Yeah, women calling in or writing to rant about how men are *insert their insult here* is stupid. This is obviously a man’s site and to have a women come in and start bitching to them about their opinion is immature and proves nothing better about womankind. I wasn’t doing that, I was simply stating an opinion I had. You don’t like it, I know. I get it. But honestly, do you think that by men calling women skanks and cunts makes man sound any better from women calling men pigs or assholes? That’s where I’m coming from now. I’ve said my opinion, whether it’s shut down or not. I don’t care anymore.

I feel like the difference between women calling us pigs or assholes and men calling women skanks and cunts is that we have some proof to back it up. Those come from Dick’s comments. It’s what they are because of their action that Dick just talked about. The fact you women do it out of the blue because you’re angry at what was just said, but have no proof we were assholes/pigs.

You don’t necessarily have proof that women don’t. You just have Dick’s website that backs you up. Women don’t have a website like this that back them up, they only have their own experiences that haven’t been exploited. And don’t say “you women,” it’s the stereotype that gets upsetting sometimes. I didn’t call you assholes or pigs, so I don’t need proof. Yes, sometimes men do things that make them seem like an asshole or a pig and sometimes women use these names too casually. But all women are not skanks and cunts. To those who are, they’ll get what’s coming to them.
And I wouldn’t leave with my tail between my legs, I have no reason to.

When I said ‘you women’ I think I might’ve been generalizing and caught too much in the reply itself. Or possibly cause I was thinking (or said?) ‘us men’ so I kept consistent and said ‘you women’. But it wasn’t directed towards you and only you. It was in reply to your comment and generalized to everyone because I hear “asshole” and “pig” way more than “cunt’ and “skank” and I only hear it after a comment that makes those words logical in that situation.

 
Comment by Ovenwant
2008-06-24 14:14:00 - IP Man-Hash: ad61487a85551

And don’t say “you women,” it’s the stereotype that gets upsetting sometimes. I didn’t call you assholes or pigs, so I don’t need proof.

But you did say all men and women are equal. You should back that up.

 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-06-24 14:10:38 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

Dick Masterson said:

Anonymous said:

Okay, it’s no longer worth arguing over. Obviously some men won’t ever stop trying to validate their greatness. This could go on forever.
Just though I’d say my part.

Female Tourettes Syndrome. Fuck off my website.

-Dick

I think you might have meant “get the fuck off my website.”
Gladly =)

 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-06-24 14:03:43 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

MEh said:

Anonymous said:

bola said:

Good for you, but you’re missing the main point that Solomon makes. Read the following blogpost to get an idea where we are coming from.

No, I understand where you guys are coming from. It’s the way that some of you make it known that I was referring to. Yeah, women calling in or writing to rant about how men are *insert their insult here* is stupid. This is obviously a man’s site and to have a women come in and start bitching to them about their opinion is immature and proves nothing better about womankind. I wasn’t doing that, I was simply stating an opinion I had. You don’t like it, I know. I get it. But honestly, do you think that by men calling women skanks and cunts makes man sound any better from women calling men pigs or assholes? That’s where I’m coming from now. I’ve said my opinion, whether it’s shut down or not. I don’t care anymore.

I feel like the difference between women calling us pigs or assholes and men calling women skanks and cunts is that we have some proof to back it up. Those come from Dick’s comments. It’s what they are because of their action that Dick just talked about. The fact you women do it out of the blue because you’re angry at what was just said, but have no proof we were assholes/pigs.

You don’t necessarily have proof that women don’t. You just have Dick’s website that backs you up. Women don’t have a website like this that back them up, they only have their own experiences that haven’t been exploited. And don’t say “you women,” it’s the stereotype that gets upsetting sometimes. I didn’t call you assholes or pigs, so I don’t need proof. Yes, sometimes men do things that make them seem like an asshole or a pig and sometimes women use these names too casually. But all women are not skanks and cunts. To those who are, they’ll get what’s coming to them.
And I wouldn’t leave with my tail between my legs, I have no reason to.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-06-24 14:03:39 - IP Man-Hash: d0cccfe7ceafd

Anonymous said:

Okay, it’s no longer worth arguing over. Obviously some men won’t ever stop trying to validate their greatness. This could go on forever.
Just though I’d say my part.

Female Tourettes Syndrome. Fuck off my website.

-Dick

 
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