Dick’s Voicemail #10

The 10th installment and the start of a new season in my sensational voicemail series.

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Comment by bola
2008-06-25 10:41:51 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Huxley Va. said:

I’m becoming a ghost, and as more and more men come around to our line of thinking, we will all become ghosts.

Welcome to Ghost Nation.

 
Comment by Huxley Va.
2008-06-25 10:10:39 - IP Man-Hash: 27566f3bd67a3

Hey Dick,

First time posting, love the site, love all the sites that are out there exposing Feminism and Womchilds for what they really are. I’m amazed that it took me a full ten years to figure out that the problem wasn’t with me it was with them and this is after having run the gamut of problems one can get into with women. My favorite being kicked out of college for “sexual assault” which translates to had sex with her the day before, she came over to my room, had sex with me, never said no or implied discomfort, left during the sex to use the bathroom, slept over that night etc. But because of the school rules that say one has to have asked specifically before any change in the sexual act well (honestly who the fuck does that, as my ex at the time, who represented me at the “trial” or railroading said, if that’s rape then I’ve been raped by every guy I’ve had sex with)…you know the drill.
All she had to say was that she was too afraid of me to do or say anything despite the fact that I have no history of violence and passed out drunk after the sex. Not to mention her “best friend” who was herself filing a bullshit charge convinced her to file one too…talk about your poor little victims.

Luckily time passes, and though that was devastating to me at the time, I now realize that you can never tell whether something is good or bad until you truly see the final outcome. It wasn’t like I was learning anything at “college” as it was really just daycare for teenagers.

I spent a long time in the wilderness and when I finally got back out there and acquired a new girlfriend and a new life I thought I was happy again, boy was I way off, the new girlfriend turned out to be a congenital liar and a coke whore who was trying to pull the I whored away my twenties and now I’m gonna find some sucker to marry me so I can have kids, make him miserable, and stop having sex with him routine on me. Luckily she wasn’t a very convincing actress so I dumped her skank ass. Sure I was lonely, and she “loved” me etc., but not really cause three weeks after professing her undying love for me she already had another sucker to take my place. Poor bastard.

The real clincher, and the thing that lead me to your site and others was my sister, who has been so infected by feminism…not to mention her own fat drunkenness that I couldn’t believe the sweet girl I grew up with was saying that my brother and I were going to rape our niece etc. etc. I couldn’t understand how someone as educated and capable as she is could not seem to hear how illogical and downright scary she sounded. Of course now I know, women have no ability to use reason and logic, her “intelligence” as I saw it was really a mirage, all she was doing was aping the behavior of men. As any man knows the mind affects the body and vice versa so it was really no surprise to me that this alcoholic feminist, a double dose of toxicity, got cancer at 33…duh….

I realize now how infected my own beliefs were regarding women because of the pervasive influence that Phoneyism was having on our own culture but the saddest thing is to see these supposed men, who are completely incapable of getting away from the mindset that women are superior beings to men…it’s sad that they are lost causes, but fuck em, a pussy is a pussy especially the ones who actually have one.

It’s difficult when one grows up in a nuclear family, with a hardworking respectable father who raised four kids, sent them to college, not to mention took care of my mother who has been a quadrapilegic since I was three, to accept that you’re never going to fall in love, never going to have a family etc. But I guess it’s better than realizing too late that you married the wrong person, which is any of them because a women is one person before you marry them and another afterward, and are going to spend the rest of your life working your ass off so your greedy, self centered, amoral wife can stop having sex with you, fuck half the town, then take you to the cleaners in divorce court.

I really feel that the MGTOW movement has been a lifesaver for me, I haven’t been happier for a decade and all of a sudden I’m becoming the man I used to be. I’m learning useful skill sets, reading interesting books, cooking fabulous meals, living in a clean very cool condo with a fat 50″ t.v., and getting sex whenever I want from slutty eighteen year olds who are so empowered to get gangbanged that they want someone to film it, seriously, whores, nuff said.

All of a sudden I no longer give a shit about being “succesful” because I’ve realized that was just a con game for people who still thought there were good women out there to be succesful for, they’re not, I’ve even stopped going to bars when I’m not with guys and have the intention of eating massive quantities of baby chicken meat. What’s the point, talking with a women today is like talking to a mirror, since I might as well be answering my own questions for them.

Not only that but it’s extremely satisfying to ignore women and when I am forced into a conversation with one to, as quickly as possible, point out that they are stupid as shit, without actually saying it or them understanding that I did, and walking away from them.

I wake up in a good mood every day, I no longer have anxiety or feelings of depression, I now see the world for what it really is and have found enlightenment in the simplicity of my own free will. The free will to say no thanks, that’s not for me, and no I won’t explain myself because there’s really noone on the other end of the line anyway. I’m becoming a ghost, and as more and more men come around to our line of thinking, we will all become ghosts. Then one day the women will wake up and wonder where the men have gone, and since we won’t be there to blame, they’ll be forced to realize who the enemy really is…probably the trees, or squirrels or some shit, anything to not take responsibility.

Desire is the root of all suffering, and since I no longer desire, I no longer suffer…it’s a simple as that.

The great path has not gates,
Thousands of roads enter it.
When one passes through this gateless gate
He walks freely between heaven and earth.
–Mumonkan

Notice how he said he.

So in closing, I just wanted to share a bit about my experiences as a way of affirming yours and of thanking the many people who are contributing to the MGTOW movement for their courage and fortitude in the face of what can only be described as the Devil herself. Their is strength in numbers and I am here to say +1. You rock Dick, keep up the good work, and remember you’re a little dick faggot who could never get laid if your life depended on it and you hate your mother and….I’m stupid, wooh, Girls Gone Dumb. Peace out.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-06-25 09:49:59 - IP Man-Hash: d0cccfe7ceafd

Solomon said:

Her: “That was the best sex I’ve ever had. Now that I’ve given you the gift of my vagina I expect….blah,blah,blah.”

Me: “Men are better than women.”

Her: “Don’t call me.”

Me: “Thanks Dick.”

I couldn’t be more proud.

-Dick

 
Comment by Keb
2008-06-25 06:41:19 - IP Man-Hash: d5958b0a0a1f1

Anonymous said:

Dick Masterson said:

Anonymous said:

Okay, it’s no longer worth arguing over. Obviously some men won’t ever stop trying to validate their greatness. This could go on forever.
Just though I’d say my part.

Female Tourettes Syndrome. Fuck off my website.

-Dick

I think you might have meant “get the fuck off my website.”
Gladly =)

No hun, he really meant “Fuck off my website.”

 
Comment by Solomon
2008-06-25 06:40:57 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Hammer, this is a very necessary course of action. As women get more and more deluded with equality their stupidity must be exposed to them on a more regular basis. Simple things like your pranks help them to see this. It also exposes your manliness as simple humor is used to solve a problem. Unfortunately as women never learn you will have to repeat this process all over again, but I’m sure you’ll have a great time doing it. Cheers

 
Comment by TheHammer
2008-06-25 06:31:25 - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5

This site is man studies class.
Yesterday in parking lot I saw a girl and her mother walking around trying to find their car by pressing their unlock key button and listening for sound. I reached into my pocket and hit my Lexus lock button which makes a beep and they headed straight for it. Almost as fun as asking fat girls when is their due date.
Last week I was fishing in Canada when my bro dropped a nasty toothed Northern Pike in the boat and the bitch behind me started laughing when i scrambled to get my feet away from it so i tossed it her way and she about jumped in the lake… resume manclass.

 
Comment by Solomon
2008-06-25 06:18:43 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Her: “That was the best sex I’ve ever had. Now that I’ve given you the gift of my vagina I expect….blah,blah,blah.”

Me: “Men are better than women.”

Her: “Don’t call me.”

Me: “Thanks Dick.”

 
Comment by Rawkstah
2008-06-25 04:08:45 - IP Man-Hash: 6a4821d0ed29c

Panda said:
Man studies… I want to take that class!

They already have Man Studies, it’s called “Math, Science, History, Civics, Phys Ed & Grammar.”

I want them to go back to the old “Women’s Studies”; Home Economics.

-Rawkstah

 
Comment by manns
2008-06-25 00:34:45 - IP Man-Hash: 2d80136710951

Panda said:

CK said:

Anonymous said:

I think it’d be funny if you met your match one day. Someone to put you in your place. Although, I do think it’s rather pathetic for you, or any other man, to feel the need to come up with so many different ways to prove your superiority over women. It’s amusing. Thank you. Some things you say are completely stereotyped, though. Some men are, in fact, better than some women, but that’s simply a minority. There are women out there who are better than men. It’s a situational statement that men are better.

The issue is that women come up with a ridiculous curriculum called women studies in university. Then they mask this propaganda in studies like sociology/insert field/insert another damn field. I have yet to see a man class in university. By rights we should have one for equality sakes.

I visit this site cause its fun to read and unfortunately these “stereotypes” of women that Dick portrays are perpetrated everyday by woman I work with/meet/date/etc. Don’t even start with the educated ones… they all need to take logic classes as they have the habit of using circular logic on a regular basis.

Man studies… I want to take that class! The teacher would be wearing lots of flannel, a bow tie, and could quite possible be in a hardware store.

I think the closest thing we have to a Man studies class is Philosophy. Kant, Schopenhauer, Socrates, Nietzsche, and Jesus. Hell, I can’t even think of a female philosopher.
In all the philosophy I took when I was in college, women always had the hardest time. I never even saw a woman in anything past Philosophy 101.

Close, but no cigar. The closest thing we have to a Men’s studies class is something I like to call “the real world”. Women see this, and retreat to imaginary worlds filled with unicorns, marshmallow men and equality.

 
Comment by MEh
2008-06-24 22:06:38 - IP Man-Hash: 15bc41ad61710

Panda said:

CK said:

Anonymous said:

I think it’d be funny if you met your match one day. Someone to put you in your place. Although, I do think it’s rather pathetic for you, or any other man, to feel the need to come up with so many different ways to prove your superiority over women. It’s amusing. Thank you. Some things you say are completely stereotyped, though. Some men are, in fact, better than some women, but that’s simply a minority. There are women out there who are better than men. It’s a situational statement that men are better.

The issue is that women come up with a ridiculous curriculum called women studies in university. Then they mask this propaganda in studies like sociology/insert field/insert another damn field. I have yet to see a man class in university. By rights we should have one for equality sakes.

I visit this site cause its fun to read and unfortunately these “stereotypes” of women that Dick portrays are perpetrated everyday by woman I work with/meet/date/etc. Don’t even start with the educated ones… they all need to take logic classes as they have the habit of using circular logic on a regular basis.

Man studies… I want to take that class! The teacher would be wearing lots of flannel, a bow tie, and could quite possible be in a hardware store.

I think the closest thing we have to a Man studies class is Philosophy. Kant, Schopenhauer, Socrates, Nietzsche, and Jesus. Hell, I can’t even think of a female philosopher.
In all the philosophy I took when I was in college, women always had the hardest time. I never even saw a woman in anything past Philosophy 101.

These have to be some of the best comments I’ve read all day.

 
Comment by Brad
2008-06-24 21:52:54 - IP Man-Hash: 685db7b70ea30

These voicemails are the best things on youtube. By far!

The most fun, are the women that call in. Their comments easily fall into one (or more) of the “The Anti-Male Shaming Tactics.”

Google it.

 
Comment by VerminX
2008-06-24 20:22:06 - IP Man-Hash: a1473a6a7a122

Wow words of

Brett said:

I’ve found that dealing with women as though they’re big children is a way to keep myself from getting frustrated with them. “What can you expect from a child?” is one of my common refrains.

Wow, thats deep wisdom man

V.

 
Comment by Brett
2008-06-24 19:21:54 - IP Man-Hash: df28c4c9ebf47

I think the closest thing we have to a Man studies class is Philosophy. Kant, Schopenhauer, Socrates, Nietzsche, and Jesus. Hell, I can’t even think of a female philosopher.
In all the philosophy I took when I was in college, women always had the hardest time. I never even saw a woman in anything past Philosophy 101.

There are no female philosophers.

Women’s mind aren’t equipped to handle the larger issues such as the nature of the human condition and of life, itself.

Schopenhauer believed, as do I, that women spend their lives in a state somewhere between childhood and adulthood. That’s why women are better able to deal with babies and small children, because they, themselves are childish. Could you imagine a man pushing around a baby carriage all day? Sam Kineson had a funny bit about married guys pushing strollers and having a look on their faces that says, “Please, somebody shoot me!!”

I’ve found that dealing with women as though they’re big children is a way to keep myself from getting frustrated with them. “What can you expect from a child?” is one of my common refrains.

 
Comment by Anonymous
2008-06-24 18:55:09 - IP Man-Hash: 20afc64099dbb

Most of these replies are replied to posts that were long before talked about and resolved. I’d read everything before running your mouths.

 
Comment by Panda
2008-06-24 18:53:12 - IP Man-Hash: 2eb3c3c0957bf

CK said:

Anonymous said:

I think it’d be funny if you met your match one day. Someone to put you in your place. Although, I do think it’s rather pathetic for you, or any other man, to feel the need to come up with so many different ways to prove your superiority over women. It’s amusing. Thank you. Some things you say are completely stereotyped, though. Some men are, in fact, better than some women, but that’s simply a minority. There are women out there who are better than men. It’s a situational statement that men are better.

The issue is that women come up with a ridiculous curriculum called women studies in university. Then they mask this propaganda in studies like sociology/insert field/insert another damn field. I have yet to see a man class in university. By rights we should have one for equality sakes.

I visit this site cause its fun to read and unfortunately these “stereotypes” of women that Dick portrays are perpetrated everyday by woman I work with/meet/date/etc. Don’t even start with the educated ones… they all need to take logic classes as they have the habit of using circular logic on a regular basis.

Man studies… I want to take that class! The teacher would be wearing lots of flannel, a bow tie, and could quite possible be in a hardware store.

I think the closest thing we have to a Man studies class is Philosophy. Kant, Schopenhauer, Socrates, Nietzsche, and Jesus. Hell, I can’t even think of a female philosopher.
In all the philosophy I took when I was in college, women always had the hardest time. I never even saw a woman in anything past Philosophy 101.

 
Comment by Dillard T. Wanker
2008-06-24 18:41:23 - IP Man-Hash: 672f57e8dd903

You guys have all fallen in the attention whore’s trap. I’m tempted to take away some manpoints…

 
Comment by CK
2008-06-24 18:06:54 - IP Man-Hash: b1f523da79219

Anonymous said:

I think it’d be funny if you met your match one day. Someone to put you in your place. Although, I do think it’s rather pathetic for you, or any other man, to feel the need to come up with so many different ways to prove your superiority over women. It’s amusing. Thank you. Some things you say are completely stereotyped, though. Some men are, in fact, better than some women, but that’s simply a minority. There are women out there who are better than men. It’s a situational statement that men are better.

The issue is that women come up with a ridiculous curriculum called women studies in university. Then they mask this propaganda in studies like sociology/insert field/insert another damn field. I have yet to see a man class in university. By rights we should have one for equality sakes.

I visit this site cause its fun to read and unfortunately these “stereotypes” of women that Dick portrays are perpetrated everyday by woman I work with/meet/date/etc. Don’t even start with the educated ones… they all need to take logic classes as they have the habit of using circular logic on a regular basis.

 
Comment by MEh
2008-06-24 16:53:03 - IP Man-Hash: 15bc41ad61710

Brett said:

Anonymous said:

Without women to carry the men in their wombs, the men would not be on this earth to create ridiculous sites like these, further proving their immaturity. Women don’t have to prove that their better than men by creating websites and posting blogs and going on television to keep validating their thoughts. The fact that they keep to themselves is proof enough.

Women are always going on about how they don’t want to be treated as sex object; yet they always cite their value as being the ability to accept a man’s semen.

As far as keeping to themselves, studies have shown that women spend way more time talking on cellphones than men. So, that argument is down the toilet, too.

More cellphone talk = more cancer.

 
Comment by Brett
2008-06-24 16:48:49 - IP Man-Hash: df28c4c9ebf47

Anonymous said:

Without women to carry the men in their wombs, the men would not be on this earth to create ridiculous sites like these, further proving their immaturity. Women don’t have to prove that their better than men by creating websites and posting blogs and going on television to keep validating their thoughts. The fact that they keep to themselves is proof enough.

Women are always going on about how they don’t want to be treated as sex object; yet they always cite their value as being the ability to accept a man’s semen.

As far as keeping to themselves, studies have shown that women spend way more time talking on cellphones than men. So, that argument is down the toilet, too.

 
Comment by MEh
2008-06-24 16:48:13 - IP Man-Hash: 15bc41ad61710

Wow Dick’s the fucking man.

 
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