Dick’s Voicemail #10

The 10th installment and the start of a new season in my sensational voicemail series.

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Comment by Dr. Phil
2008-06-28 20:25:45 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Seriously what the hell is women’s obsession with rape? Out of no where they often tell you they’ve been raped… Yep, I’ve been there… Not to mention duke’s lacrosse case. I have my theories but I won’t say something so politically incorrect since it’s not worth it.

 
Comment by irlandes
2008-06-28 19:08:43 - IP Man-Hash: 693311d3fb390

One of the fiends who can’t read NO WOMEN ALLOWED said not all women are the same. This is true. Of the hundreds maybe thousands of women I have known over the years in the US, at least 6 of them are totally sane.

And, here in rural Mexico, 3 out of the roughly 40 women who live near me are sane.

But, women who are different, though they exist, are rare as hens’ teeth.

 
Comment by Dustin
2008-06-28 16:14:57 - IP Man-Hash: 43fafadb17f45

Jim said:If the penalty for false rape complaints was one year in prison, the false allegations would dry up instantly.

No, they wouldn’t. The mechanism by which lack of evidence is overlooked would simply become more convoluted. Women will never stop lying to cause harm to men. They definitely won’t give up one of their most effective token tools for it.

Women don’t know it, but it always works for them; lack of evidence doesn’t prove anything and that includes the lie too. No evidence.

But Men are still guilty. Go figure. Liberalism, and most Law, has it’s roots in estrogen.

 
Comment by Dustin
2008-06-28 16:09:08 - IP Man-Hash: 43fafadb17f45

Keb said:

Anonymous said:

Dick Masterson said:

Anonymous said:

Okay, it’s no longer worth arguing over. Obviously some men won’t ever stop trying to validate their greatness. This could go on forever.
Just though I’d say my part.

Female Tourettes Syndrome. Fuck off my website.

-Dick

I think you might have meant “get the fuck off my website.”
Gladly =)

No hun, he really meant “Fuck off my website.”

Woah, lets back this dumbassness train up.

Validating our greatness? Since when does being great require sponsorship? Much less, from someone incapable of it… We don’t need your stamp of approval. You can’t even comprehend it, but you still try to judge it. Women = fail.

Go get pregnant or something.

 
Comment by Panda
2008-06-27 23:55:30 - IP Man-Hash: 2eb3c3c0957bf

Helio said:

SPG said:

All women must be fucked and then slaughtered. Hit them and get them over with.

You can then sell their organs and buy a Harley.

Yeah, there is a deal right now where you can buy a sportster in 72 months, and only pay $99 a month for the first 2 years.

 
Comment by Helio
2008-06-27 07:46:15 - IP Man-Hash: d93e890301a8e

SPG said:

All women must be fucked and then slaughtered. Hit them and get them over with.

You can then sell their organs and buy a Harley.

 
Comment by Jim
2008-06-27 03:36:02 - IP Man-Hash: 9f4b838117b53

My last girlfriend said she was raped by her ex-husband. The guys in the voice mail are right.

Also, have you noticed how women just love to leave notes? They appear to find it impossible to go to someone and sort out a problem face to face. They either have to send a man (or failing that, some state control apparatus after the person, whether police, noise control, child services etc) or leave pointless notes all over the place.
And once they are in “now I’ve got you, you bastard” mode, they will stop at nothing to make you suffer. That’s why they love rape complaints - maximum destructiveness for no risk at all to themselves. If the penalty for false rape complaints was one year in prison, the false allegations would dry up instantly.

 
Comment by cantthinkofaname
2008-06-27 03:15:57 - IP Man-Hash: 9f4b838117b53

Anonymous said:

dbossnirvana said:

blah blah blah, you probably wrote bullshit, so I won’t read it. Summarizing it all, you’re a woman and your opinions are worth less than a pound of bull semen up your cunt.

Toodles, hope to never see ya again in this site. ;)

♂dBoss iNc.

The least a man can do to prove his point is be mature about it.

At least all the men think of better names than Anonymous.

 
Comment by Trigger
2008-06-26 09:07:14 - IP Man-Hash: f1969e0129e7a

Solomon said:

If women kept to themselves, they’d stay the fuck off Dick’s site. There are literally 100’s of sites for women to rant about how much they hate men. Dick proudly posts his hatemail, Dick doesn’t ban you cunts, Dick makes money exposing the truth, Dick keeps his cool even though his life is threatened every day by you skanks. The glee and hysteria shown when they write or call in proves men are better than women.

Not to mention it proves that women only come forth and do this shit to try and better their appearance in front of their peers, even if it isn’t exactly their view on the issue. They just want acceptance to their immediate peers. You can even see it in this installment of Dick’s Voicemail. Women calling with other women around to listen to seem cool. To lessen to possibility of their ‘best friends’ talking shit behind their back, no doubt. We all know girls aren’t loyal to anyone due to the fact I made clear a couple of sentences earlier. They’ll never progress. As a male[Not yet a man. Young.], I reason with the most direct approach, with the facts. I’ll then consider outside influences and other miscellaneous things. I saw a comment about circular logic. I agree. While women may see the obvious, direct approach, they’ll go ahead and take the circular route. Easily seen in women who are losing a arguement. They are quick to restate bullshit we already refuted. That kind of bullshit is what upsets me. I used to think of a female’s logic as a gravitational slingshot… radical lapses and unwarrented hypocracy are rampant. But the circle is much more appealing. They’ll go from one end of the circle to the next, effectively contradicting themselves when they hit the 180.

 
Comment by SPG
2008-06-26 07:14:29 - IP Man-Hash: 16b7bb419f50e

All women must be fucked and then slaughtered. Hit them and get them over with.

 
Comment by SPG
2008-06-26 07:12:27 - IP Man-Hash: 16b7bb419f50e

Dick Masterson > God

 
Comment by Cheyenne
2008-06-26 06:27:43 - IP Man-Hash: 99939fdb0595d

Brett said:

Cheyenne said:

omg, some women are stupid. Can’t they come up with better arguments than that?

No, they can’t. This is the same gender that came up with the argument that they should get paid for housework.

Of course, that argument went down the toilet when someone pointed out that they’re getting free room and board.

Moral of the story- women should just keep their mouths shut…

Oh wait….shit
;)

 
Comment by Brett
2008-06-26 04:41:01 - IP Man-Hash: d1c97a4bb1eb7

Cheyenne said:

omg, some women are stupid. Can’t they come up with better arguments than that?

No, they can’t. This is the same gender that came up with the argument that they should get paid for housework.

Of course, that argument went down the toilet when someone pointed out that they’re getting free room and board.

 
Comment by SMash
2008-06-26 01:24:56 - IP Man-Hash: 08dbf845f0a69

HAHAHAHA EVERY GIRL IN THE HISTORY OF TIME HAS BEEN RAPED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I FUCKING WOKE UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH LAUGHTER JUST THEN… BUT I’M HEAD OF THIS HOUSEHOLD SO I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

 
Comment by CK
2008-06-25 20:50:11 - IP Man-Hash: b1f523da79219

Cheyenne said:

omg, some women are stupid. Can’t they come up with better arguments than that? If they’re trying to prove a point they did so very poorly. I’m going to have to agree with all the men on here….I like to think I don’t fit in with the stereotype, but I’m probably hard-wired for it aren’t I…?

I was in a woman studies class once (a challenge from a friend) and while most of the women was presenting some project on how men women, my topic was men’s rights. The only femmes that had a good argument were the ones in their late 40s/50s. They really saw the negs of the skewing (feminism) of gender roles. The women in their teens to early 30s were so gone in the head with feminism, they couldn’t accept another side of the story.

 
Comment by Hans
2008-06-25 20:21:28 - IP Man-Hash: 078c99db31e68

37 and never fucked a woman. Always felt bad about it. Dumb!
I only do what I want, whack off how often and how long I want and all my money is mine.
All this time I´m living in fricken paradise but am too brainwashed to realize it.
That´s changing.
Thnx Dick!

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-25 13:02:40 - IP Man-Hash: fb14de079fd43

If you’re haunting a fat girl’s bathroom, you’re in hell. And not just to dine there either.

Also, is the voicemail supposed to be a minute and a half?

 
Comment by Huxley Va.
2008-06-25 12:40:09 - IP Man-Hash: 27566f3bd67a3

Bola,

Glad to be hear, now let’s go haunt the girls locker room…oh gross, I can’t believe I thought that after having just gotten back from seeing all the fattys at the gym, blecch.

 
Comment by Stuffgirlslike
2008-06-25 12:09:41 - IP Man-Hash: 521cbae03208d

Can you believe that some men like what D has to say?

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

 
Comment by Cheyenne
2008-06-25 11:32:26 - IP Man-Hash: b8244c3b43a17

omg, some women are stupid. Can’t they come up with better arguments than that? If they’re trying to prove a point they did so very poorly. I’m going to have to agree with all the men on here….I like to think I don’t fit in with the stereotype, but I’m probably hard-wired for it aren’t I…?

 
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