Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?
Out of the hundreds of men I have asked, only one has known the true and correct definition of The Donkey Punch.
The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander. There can be only one. Prepare to be educated.
The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most sexual moves, you can actually do it.
Here’s a list of things that the Donkey Punch is not is.
The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girl’s face and then punching her in the mouth.
That’s called assault and battery and it will send you straight to prison. It will also fuck up a girl’s face. Unless you’re the type of person who shits in mailboxes, fucking up a woman’s face on purpose is a major loss of Man Points. That’s like taking candy from a baby. It’s all they have.
The Donkey Punch is not hitting a girl in the head while you’re boning her.
Punching a woman in the head does nothing for your physical pleasure and might break your hand. It’s called a “boxer’s break”, and if you’re not a former boxer, let me tell you something about breaking your fist on someone’s head. It’s a loss of Man Points. The Man Points are doubled if that head belonged to a woman.
Breaking your hand on a head: -500 Man Points
…on a woman’s head: -1,000 Man Points
…while you’re nailing her: -10,000 Man Points
If you want to risk your Man Points, then that’s up to you.
The Donkey Punch is not striking a woman at the base of her neck during orgasm.
Women are like pinball machines. You put money in, you don’t get anything but a good time, and if you smack them around too much, it’s game over. A restraining order is the Tilt of life.
Smack it hard enough and you’ll break the machine. Then no one has any more fun.
What the Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. That’s it. Try it yourself and you’ll know why they call it a Donkey Punch. If you disagree, why not invent a sexual move that involves a woman jumping off a roof and landing on your cock. Call it the Stupid Jackass.
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you’re stupid for thinking that’s what a donkey punch is. if you asked that many people what it was, and none of them thought the same thing as you, you should consider that maybe you’re wrong. just because what you described as a donkey punch is possible, and involves punching, doesn’t make it a donkey punch. go to urban dictionary and look that shit up. or watch the movie titled “donkey punch”, no its not porn. it will be released on dvd sometime soon. go find a trailer for it search for ‘donkey punch UK’. a donkey punch is when you’re doing someone from behind, and before you cum, you punch them in the back of the head, or base of the skull. i bet that’s what most people told you when you asked them. and you’re all “well no it’s this other thing, ’cause somebody told it was this one time, and people can actually do it my way. so there” and then you stuck out your tongue, and walked away thinking “well, there’s another person educated on the true facts of the donkey punch, which i learned from doing zero minutes of research.” way to not even consider the fact that you might not be right.
All of you have clearly never had a decent lay. What a waste of five minutes of my life.
Well, the rest of your life is a waste of time, too, so what’s five minutes?
DAMMMNNNN HE GOT U LOLLLL
[...] Posted by gogrow Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch? now that’s a punch that can get ur ass thrown out!, i hope the nut wuz worth it…… [...]
[...] Posted by gogrow Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch? now that’s a punch that can get ur ass thrown out!, i hope the nut wuz worth it…… [...]
Does anyone here besides me think the guy who wrote this article beats his girlfriend?
No.
Does anyone else in here besides me think that Benz gets dildoed in his lovehole every night?
yes,
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Teehee.
no, but I am 100% sure that you are an imbecile who thinks donkey punch is cool. It is cool ofc when a nigger is donkey punching your mom with a ten ton hammer while impaling her with a red hot iron pole. happy ?
Yes I do that, I fuck his mother until her ass screams, bleeding over my huge boner like niagara is over the canadian hills.
http://men.webmd.com/features/6-sex-mistakes-men-make
And you, my lady, can shove those mistakes up your ass.
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You do realise pretty much all that articles says is that men don’t get women off because women don’t tell men how they like sex.
Yet again, women expect men to read their fucking minds and get pissed off when we don’t. Fail.
I am one of those who believe women are far superior to men in intellect (as this website shows), emotional capacity, and attractiveness (who will differ with me there?). I looked at this site to find an explanation for the sadistic and sex crime against women called the “donkey punch.” I suppose I am relieved to find that you believe it is so harmless.
Yeah . you’re one of “those” alright.
You might want to MAN UP…
because NO Man can’t afford to be this naive.
Emotional “capacity”?
Just because a woman will REACT emotionally - WHEN SHE SHOULD NOT - is NOT a positive.
Women are far superior to men in INTELLECT and ATTRACTIVENESS???
Jesus Christ Man… snap out of it.
http://foreignwomenonly.blogspot.com/2008/09/doom-and-gloom.html
http://antimisandry.com/chit-chat-main/men-don-t-let-happen-you-15902. html
http://ovature.wordpress.com/2008/09/30/youre-just-bitternot-all-women -are-like-that/
… or don’t snap out of it.
Either way, if you go through life thinking, believing and communicating that women are “far superior” in intellect, emotional capacity and attractiveness… then NO WOMAN WILL TRULY RESPECT YOU FOR IT - AND NO WOMAN WILL TRULY WANT YOU TO FUCK THEM GOOD ‘N NASTY EITHER.
Menarebetterthanwomen?
You BET…. and a “Donkey Punch” is NOTHING compared to the bullshit women will try and get away with. But don’t take MY word for it.
http://men.webmd.com/features/6-sex-mistakes-men-make
Read this and all your man issues will go away…
So the typical whimmin - “It’s all about ME!” “Men should have to entertain me if they want my attention!” “My feeeelings represent reality” “That long list of nonsense in your dating profiles” “Pants-wearing bull dykes who decide to ‘change teams’” - these, and other such whimmin-related issues will all just go away!?
You promise?
menarebetterthanwhimmin
yeah, he probably doesnt wear the pants in his relationships..
is this chris crocker again fuck will you go away!
donkey bunch my ass pl0x
i donkey punch
LMFAO
Dick, I gotta be honest with you, I don’t agree with more than half of the stuff that you post…
But despite that, I still gotta admit, this one is fucking HILARIOUS! I got a good laugh out of it. XD!
I’D SAY…WHATEVER..FUCK THIS AND FUCK THIS TOPIC ABOUT SEX AND PARTNERSHIP RELATIONS. LEE IS A STUPID CUNT, WHO EVER SAID THAT, I AGREE. ALL THE REST OF US, INCLUDING ME. WE ALL SUCK ASS..JUST FORGET THIS SHIT AND MOVE ON IN LIFE. WE DONT NEED EVERYONE TO WASTE 5 MINUTES OF THEIR LIFE DEBATING OVER SOME ISSUES LIKE THIS, ON A BLOODY WEBSITE LIKE THIS.
THE WEBSITE TELLS. BUT THATS BULLSHIT. MEN ARENT BETTER THAN WOMEN, NEITHER THE OPPOSITE.
caps lock…. not really neccessary…
I did this once in WoW. I got a couple of experience points but nothing special.
Everything is relative - during the wars in Britain when the men were away, the women took over manual labour and ran the countries infrastructure. The point is that both sexes have the ability to adapt, from huntergatherer times, when both sexes were more equal in terms of strength, to modern times, when it has to be said, the human body is becoming physically diminished, and that goes for men and women. Comments reguarding ‘ugly’ women belong in the dark ages - next you will be saying ‘burn the witch’. The only ugly thing in this life is the ignorant rambling of an intolerant, narrow minded lump of carbon.
The only problem with your argument is that those were true women, 60 years ago. Russian women build the tanks and grenades at the Ural for their men, American women assembled the planes for their men and German women cleared the rubble while their men suffered in prison camps.
Today´s feminist indoctrinated, materialistic entitlement whore princesses would just instantly loose the ´tude, break down and cry all day, if the shit really hit the fan.
That is true, but not all women can be defined in such terms. Some of us look at these women and despaire. But remember, men are becoming more and more redundent (and i think hence this page) and i can only speak for myself here, but i find there is a real defecit of ‘real’ men. Basically, we are all materialistic and selfish, and i dont know any men who could fix a tank, although that is not on my list of things to find out about a man. Maybe i need to rethink that one.
who ever does this is sick!!!
[...] I think that is the whole basis for the film! They’ve done a film about punching a girls bum? This claims to be the best definition [...]
actually the meaning of a donkey punch is when a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and as he goes from vagina to asshole he simultaneously punches her in the back of the head to take away from the pain in her ass!
And what women is goin to continue fuckin you after you do this to her?
Who cares! Fucking the same woman is not up there on a man’s list of priorities. If it were, men would actually WANT to get married. But they don’t. Fucking the same person over and over again is only appealing to stupid women who can’t get laid when they want, or are too fucking lazy.
Donkey punches.
Rusty Trombone.
Dirty Sanchez.
Too much to do, too little time.
You just havnt been with the right woman, and it takes trust to experiment, then you can get up to all sorts of stuff.
Jesus Christ Lee , you’re fucking stupid.
You can “get up to all kinds of shit” even when you don’t know a woman’s first (or last) name.
You keep trying to brainwash yourself into thinking that monogamy is the answer to a truly satisfying sex life….. but the rest of us know better.
“The right woman”.
What a joke.
Think about it this way then. If you have sex with someone once then dump them, whats you average time to find another partner, a couple of days if your not picky? Well, in that time if you have a girlfriend with a similar sex drive, you could have had a whole load of sex. If you get to know someone really well, you know exactly what to do to turn them on. It sounds to me like you have never experienced that, which is a shame.
a good bitch, bitches dont know
Lee, you’re in a trolls-nest, hon. I recommend you go argue somewhere a little more productive.
Good idea, you cant argue with idiots.
We already have a hobby: clue batting morons like you.
real witty
You ‘guys’ do not have a clue what you are talking about. For humans to evolve, there was a requirement for both sexes to survive in terms of Darwinian fitness.
If you want to have an intellectial conversation, why don’t you have a look at a basic biology book, or if you are so much smarter than the average woman, have a look at Darwin, Dawkins and Bertrand Russel’s work, then, and only then would i think you are qualified to even skim the surface of the eternal debate - men v women.
At the end of the day guys, the fact that you spend your time wraped in this ‘witty’ banter only highlights the fact that you are frustrated (small penis syndrome) unlucky with women (crap in bed) and basically just a bunch of sad pathetic bitter loosers. Get over it, get a hobby and loose the attitude and you might get layed.
Learn to spell, you thick cunt. Anglo-American women do not like men - they like fat Divorce settlements.
These betas with their psychological hybrid of ignorance and arrogance are so cute and effeminate.
Ok, i might not be able to spell, but you can’t punctuate. And at least i can articulate myself wthout swearing.
In practice this leads to tyranny. Think about it.