Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?
Out of the hundreds of men I have asked, only one has known the true and correct definition of The Donkey Punch.
The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander. There can be only one. Prepare to be educated.
The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most sexual moves, you can actually do it.
Here’s a list of things that the Donkey Punch is not is.
The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girl’s face and then punching her in the mouth.
That’s called assault and battery and it will send you straight to prison. It will also fuck up a girl’s face. Unless you’re the type of person who shits in mailboxes, fucking up a woman’s face on purpose is a major loss of Man Points. That’s like taking candy from a baby. It’s all they have.
The Donkey Punch is not hitting a girl in the head while you’re boning her.
Punching a woman in the head does nothing for your physical pleasure and might break your hand. It’s called a “boxer’s break”, and if you’re not a former boxer, let me tell you something about breaking your fist on someone’s head. It’s a loss of Man Points. The Man Points are doubled if that head belonged to a woman.
Breaking your hand on a head: -500 Man Points
…on a woman’s head: -1,000 Man Points
…while you’re nailing her: -10,000 Man Points
If you want to risk your Man Points, then that’s up to you.
The Donkey Punch is not striking a woman at the base of her neck during orgasm.
Women are like pinball machines. You put money in, you don’t get anything but a good time, and if you smack them around too much, it’s game over. A restraining order is the Tilt of life.
Smack it hard enough and you’ll break the machine. Then no one has any more fun.
What the Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. That’s it. Try it yourself and you’ll know why they call it a Donkey Punch. If you disagree, why not invent a sexual move that involves a woman jumping off a roof and landing on your cock. Call it the Stupid Jackass.
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I found this comment on a site of yours
you fucking stupid monkey nigger…
why have you said that?
What do you mean by it?
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Yer a dildo, cap’n! Get outta yer mom’s basement, wear something other’n the bath robe you have on and get out and get a life.
Donkey punch is hitting a girl in the back of the head
There’s always some crap about jizzing on women, boning them,
slapping hitting, just to make yourselves feel feel good.
I have a donkey punch too its called a broke bottle with a twist to
the scrotom until they pass out.
You are a fucking pussy, your mom must have told you what to write after you nailed her with a donkey punch!!
A donkey punch is a punch to a womans head just before you orgasm. Why are you trying to change what it is? Also, the donkey punch is worth positive man points not negative. Did you wife make you write this?
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http://encyclopediadramatica.com/List_of_Sex_Moves
What you are talking about is the Fist Of The South-Star. Not the Donkey Punch.
That’s not a donkey punch….
yrou agy
Don’t talk with your mouth full.
…of another dude’s jizz.
Thats not a donkey punch tard. Look it up asswad
donkey punch is a t-shirt… :)
donkey punch clothing dot com
I am going to see this just so I can finally know what a donkey punch REALLY is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoh5XvVVjE
I thought a Donkey Punch was when you slapped the chick in the face with your Wanger
That’s a common misconception but slapping a chick in the face with your wanger is not a donkey punch, it’s a compliment.
thats a turkey slap. you can also try the dirty sanchez: after the orgasm of anal wipe ur hond on ur wang then rub it in her nose thus leavina jizzy/shitty smell up her nose.
thats not a dirty sanchez., its when you take the shit and make a little shit-moustache on the girl.
you can get the same physical release of a donkey punch (without the violence) just by calling the woman another woman’s name.. she will fight like hell to get out from under you… works best if you use the name of someone she really hates.
shut up ya maddo a donkey punch is wen u punch the wumin at the back of the neck ok dood
Nice rewrite of reality - you usually get the same effect with a lot less risk to both people. But the back of head is unfortunately the original definition and comes from the old practice of hitting a donkey in the head with a 2×4 — also not encouraged for legal and practical reasons.
I encourage every one to use your approach. Even though it isn’t 100% effective especially after they start expecting.
P.S. You can still break the “gumball machine” and get in legal problems if you use too much power Dick’s way. I recommend changing women until you find a more responsive one rather than busting any woman’s rectal sphincter. That also is sort of gross and messy.
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bullshit a donkey punch is right below the ribs during orgazm try that shit
whom ever this may be HE IS CORRECT. a donkey punch is when you punch a women right below the ribs during an “O”. All these stupid blow to the neck or the head or any other stupid Non-sense Bull these fucktards are posting are wrong. They’re sperm that should’ve been swallowed.