Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?
Out of the hundreds of men I have asked, only one has known the true and correct definition of The Donkey Punch.
The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander. There can be only one. Prepare to be educated.
The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most sexual moves, you can actually do it.
Here’s a list of things that the Donkey Punch is not is.
The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girl’s face and then punching her in the mouth.
That’s called assault and battery and it will send you straight to prison. It will also fuck up a girl’s face. Unless you’re the type of person who shits in mailboxes, fucking up a woman’s face on purpose is a major loss of Man Points. That’s like taking candy from a baby. It’s all they have.
The Donkey Punch is not hitting a girl in the head while you’re boning her.
Punching a woman in the head does nothing for your physical pleasure and might break your hand. It’s called a “boxer’s break”, and if you’re not a former boxer, let me tell you something about breaking your fist on someone’s head. It’s a loss of Man Points. The Man Points are doubled if that head belonged to a woman.
Breaking your hand on a head: -500 Man Points
…on a woman’s head: -1,000 Man Points
…while you’re nailing her: -10,000 Man Points
If you want to risk your Man Points, then that’s up to you.
The Donkey Punch is not striking a woman at the base of her neck during orgasm.
Women are like pinball machines. You put money in, you don’t get anything but a good time, and if you smack them around too much, it’s game over. A restraining order is the Tilt of life.
Smack it hard enough and you’ll break the machine. Then no one has any more fun.
What the Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. That’s it. Try it yourself and you’ll know why they call it a Donkey Punch. If you disagree, why not invent a sexual move that involves a woman jumping off a roof and landing on your cock. Call it the Stupid Jackass.
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WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU COME OFF BITCH,YOUR THE CYCLE OF WOMAN, MEN HATE PERIOD,WHETHER YOUR BISEXUAL,GAY, OR STRAIGHT,YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how many times your father beated the shit out of you, I’m sure that’s the reason of you fucked mind. I hope he beated you alot. I hope you uncle raped you hard.
You’re right Dick, not many guys know what a donkey punch is, including you!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
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all this with humor & good spirit just becoz………..he is a MAN after all.
This is too funny! You all can’t be serious!?
yes, this site is quite amusing. unfortunately, i think these people are serious. i’ve seen worse. and there are actually women who believe this crap. signs that the apocolypse is near. it needs to hurry it’s lazy ass up.
well, take now, ya hear? i’m gonna go run into traffic now…
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I found this comment on a site of yours
you fucking stupid monkey nigger…
why have you said that?
What do you mean by it?
web address
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=how+to+get+a+chick+to+come+fuc k+you+stupid+right+now&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
Stupid monkey nigger, wow, you have a very colorful vocabulary! Too bad no-one gets offended by racial slurs anymore. I hope you feel better about your lack of brain power and manhood. People with a low self worth always try to put others down to make themselves feel better. Next time try attacking his intelligence or lack thereof, whichever you think is appropriate. You may actually offend, but name calling, so juvenile and ineffective. Damn, did I just call you an idiot in so many words, surely, but you did not even comprehend.
There is no dumb like whomyn dumb. Whomyn dumb is saying that no one gets offended by racial slurs anymore while she is bitching about one at the same time. In other words, you’re an idiot. Go fuck a midget.
menarebetterthanwhomyn.
your so manly i cant take it fuck me in my boy hole we can do it on the down low but you gotta lemme stick a baby bottle in your booty
hahaha you’re funny. black men have no manhood. it’s actually because of your insecurities when it comes to black males that people like you have to convince yourselves that they’re inferior to avoid having to take a trip to the bathroom to slit your wrist. deal with your problems, sailor! stop projecting! don’t bother get back at me, for I already get the gist of what your response would be…*ahem* “nigger! grrrr…nigger nigger nigger…lazy…stupid…nigger.” Did I get it right? Douchebag.
Yer a dildo, cap’n! Get outta yer mom’s basement, wear something other’n the bath robe you have on and get out and get a life.
Donkey punch is hitting a girl in the back of the head
There’s always some crap about jizzing on women, boning them,
slapping hitting, just to make yourselves feel feel good.
I have a donkey punch too its called a broke bottle with a twist to
the scrotom until they pass out.
You are a fucking pussy, your mom must have told you what to write after you nailed her with a donkey punch!!
A donkey punch is a punch to a womans head just before you orgasm. Why are you trying to change what it is? Also, the donkey punch is worth positive man points not negative. Did you wife make you write this?
Fucking vanilla, man
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/List_of_Sex_Moves
What you are talking about is the Fist Of The South-Star. Not the Donkey Punch.
That’s not a donkey punch….
yrou agy
Don’t talk with your mouth full.
…of another dude’s jizz.