Men Are Eco-friendlier
It should be no surprise to men that women care as much about the environment as they care about anything else — including embarrassing themselves.
They don’t care about it at all.
Sure, when you think of the term “Eco-friendly” you might think of a bunch of obnoxious women braying on endlessly with vaguely communist catch phrases that they could never possibly understand.
Do your part.
But you also might think of how cool the old McDonald’s wrappers used to be before a man in charge changed them from Styrofoam to 100% recycled paper.
Guess which one of these actually helped the problem.
Women are all talk and a bunch of blowhards. Every man knows this is true because every man knows that they respond incredibly well to the exact same kind of shit. That’s because when you’re pretending to be a pompous arrogant ass, you’re speaking a language that women can understand. It’s like barking at a dog. You don’t know what you’re saying, but the dog will bark back sometimes.
The only thing that’s important is your conviction and your volume: as hard and loud as possible. Women take stances on all issues in exactly the same way: hard and loud but with no substance at all — and while whoring for the media as much as possible. Something else they’re great at. Whoring.
Animal and human rights? No. Women don’t actually give a shit about that. The very same women will show up at a protest or comfortably eat a hamburger wearing leather from every part of the world and adorned with gems and metals mined by children.
The environment? Nope. Don’t think so. For every one Double Quarter Pounder wrapper that a man recycles, a woman will have released about a cubic yard of aerosol propellant into the atmosphere and have had a small hand in torturing like a dozen bunnies and orangutans.
Women’s rights? Yea right. I just made myself spit Coke all over my keyboard even suggesting that women care about women’s rights. If women cared about women’s rights so much, then they would learn to keep their mouths shut when they’re in so far over their heads that they can’t even see the surface.
Men have been doing that for years. That’s why we don’t sound like a bunch of pompous jackasses, ever.
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!! You’re right!!! I do have empty-pants!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! I’m right, too, YOU have empty-pants!!!vHahahahahahahahaha!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!!
True statement this. First point dispossable nappies
another way that would make cars both economical AND cheaper would be throw out all those driving aid computers and safety systems meant to save your life.
they take weight for no reason other than to make sure you live through a big crash so you can realise you’re crippled for life.
useless weight is the major reason cars drink more fuel. one reason i liked the old Ford Escorts was how they had great mileage despite their 2.0 liter engine.
now, they shove so much crap on cars that even a friggin Focus drinks like a Pontiac Grand Prix.
seriously, did adding all those safety systems and driving aids actually HELP anything since their mass implementation? you can’t make roads safer if people have no incentive to actually DRIVE PROPERLY.
Good point obviously dudejo.
Something else to add, fucking useless hybrid cars.
Do you realize that these fucking priuses and fucking ford and chevy hybrids actually destroy the environment due to the nickel mining and hazardous chemicals and materials to produce these hybrid vehicle batteries? Plus these batteries are fucking expensive and about as easy to dispose of as nuclear waste.
All you douchebags that drive Priuses and think you are helping the environment can take your communist ideas and trendy hemp clothes and drive off a cliff in a prius fireball!
Wasnt sure where to post this so as David Coulthard was an F1 driver I’ll post it here. Can someone explain to me whwy women dont all look like David Coulthard (google if you dont know who I mean, find a picture of him) Every man on the planet knows which muscle group in the womans body actually gets any regular exersize, far far to much in fact.
Well, you mean: ‘young educated middle class white people’ have socialist views. Most uneducated young people have no coherent political views at all. Indeed, the same is true of their elders. Only half the population vote, remember.
Too lenient.
I wish I was a man, because women suck.
ok sorry girls I’m going to let the side down a bit here.. i do agree in some respects we women are less ecofriendly by default than our male counterparts. by default mind, not through lack of caring etc..
men do not use half the products most women do, a razor used on the face lasts many times a as long as one used on legs and armpits by sheer volume. they wash less often, using less energy in cleaning the water to drinking standards (only to be mixed with soap and flushed back down the drain) they use less cleaning products, less shampoo, often no conditioner, they don’t moisturise afterwards, they rarely style or dye their hair, and even if they do, 30 secs of a hairdryer and a dollop of gel compared to the time most girls spend and the aerosols used is nothing.
Men don’t wear makeup that has to be thrown away after 3 months incase of eye infection, use large amounts of light to apply it, then further products to remove it.
They wear their clothes and shoes until (and often past) the point where they are growing holes. Ensuring the most mileage per carbon tonne before reluctantly going to the shops and buying a new one.
There happy to eat kebab (where else would all that unused lips eyeballs and bollox form the meat industry go.. its green at its best, waste minimisation) They don’t care about best before dates on food ensuring less wastage from uneaten food. Care less about hygiene so use less products around the house use the hoover less often, don’t give a sh1t about having the sweet aroma of fields permeating their living space so avoid the plugins/airfresheners etc.
phonecalls to their mates last 30 seconds, and they then go and sit in a pub where combined heating saves on a lot of wasted heat space compared to everyone heating their own home.
Packaged meals and easting out are actually less energy intensive than bringing fresh ingredients half way across the world in a pristine state so that they can be inefficiently cooked in an oven which will then be left to cool down after.
They don’t collect so much junk therefore don’t need so much space (again heating and also building costs, loss of habitat etc etc). they don’t seem to buy stuff for no reason, and certainly don’t have as many mindless collections of stuff as women do.
They sleep are larger proportion of the weekend, cutting down again on heating lighting etc.
Ok they watch a lot of porn and play computer games which upsets the balance a bit, but once a month we bleed on and throw away vast swathes of bleached cotton and expensively manufactured special locking moisture in fabrics.
Having said that as a blokey girl over the last 15 or so yrs when I have done little to fit in with women kind, they seem to have the utmost respect for what I am trying to achieve, whereas the men say OMG you don’t shave your legs that’s sic, don’t you ever wear jewellery or makeup, yes you can tell you don’t own a hairdryer etc etc.. are you a dyke?
Therefore I conclude women care more about the environment (but oft not enough to look at the wastefulness of their ways to the full:
“I use products made with natural ingredients� being one – WTF what are unnatural ingredients. There still chemicals and plants that have had to be chemically sythesised/grown, collected, mixed, blended, transported to distribution centres, flown half way across the globe, packaged, distributed to a shop near you, and you’ll still then ultimately pollute watercourses with them and throw out the empty plastic bottle to be recycled at extra energy into another bottle for filling with some pointless plop
Whereas men want women to be the way they are so infact are complicit in the damage women do to the planet. But then what would I know I’m a woman, not a particularly good one but none the less. but yeah worryingly i agree with you dick.
Agree with Max on the veggie thing tho. if men were gonna do anything to lessen their impact further, switching to veggies would be a huge step, and once you’ve got used to it you dont miss it that much.
My girlfriend doesn’t rare makeup and she rarely uses hair removal cream, but it doesn’t bother me a great deal. Of course I admire smooth legs, but I don’t give a shit about a few hairs later on… What’s wrong with people?
Homo Sapiens are omnivores. Research human brain developement and you’ll find eating meat was a major factor in our brain developement. If you want humanity to evolve backwards segregate yourselves with your rediculous tree hugging views and become a seperate ‘dumber’ species.
I’m sorry, was that adressed to me or Hillary Clinton. I am guessing that it is to me considering you qoute, “She’s trolling for attention and acting like she’s trying to force us to vote for Hillary Clinton.”
If so, I acually would go onto a chauvinist website, then promote Hillary Clinton, a woman, for President? No, I would not,
I am adressing myself considering that is what your comment is in fact adressing.
As for me making personal remarks that you listed against anyone on this website, I have not.
Fuck Hillary Clinton – IF you are an American, you know which way to swing your vote. Cheers.
I dunno whether to laugh or vomit.. God man, save that sort of metaphor for when I’m not drunk please….. *chuckles and gags*
Hillary – she’s trolling for attention and acting like she’s trying to force us to vote for Hillary Clinton by saying ‘Hillary, whoo!!!’ Right, her argument is that we should vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, just like her arguments – independent of facts – for the reason we find her cuntish attitude despicable is that we have small penises. And, of course, we’re homosexual. And then when we move overseas to avoid those obese whales who complain about not being promoted for their cottage cheese and miniskirts, after which they sue for money, not work for it.
And we must be cheating or doing something wrong by not giving all of our money to ‘deserving womyn.’ No, those bitches like her just piss us off – you get angry over nothing, and we get angry that you’re waging this unprovoked vendetta over what YOU want, YOU YOU YOU.
That’s great, she can be unlikeable. It’s a shame that our suburban sheltered little white girl who has still seen it all was unable to see what a joke she was.
That’s one word, she’s accusing him of being a pompous jackass even though she is the one with the inflated tits and personality. It’s funny, really, how much these little girly-girls take to heart the whole idea that they can be two people – an annoying feminist bitch-cunt and a little genius schoolgirl lusting after professor cock – without being sick in the head. These stupid bitches say one word and then call any attention from us a victory. Now that’s what I call insecurity – they really take that whole ignorance is bliss logic seriously. I don’t know how happy you can be when you’re constantly having to close out the truth in your face and make new excuses for that chain of social parasitism that is your life.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What a stupid little whore! Signing petitions for vague things you hardly worry your pretty little head over? And not buying products tested on animals – well, it’s not like the amount of lead in your lipstick pigmentation really will effect your intellect or personality.
Oh, please. You’re too stupid to even know how little you know, stupid little girly-girl. You’re just used to getting everything handed to you as a spoiled little western bitch – hence the reason that I am giving you one less hubby to mooch off of. I know that your behavior is not natural or proper, and I’m joining the marriage strike. Oh no, I won’t worry about not having sex, since penises and who you’re putting out to seems to be everything to your kind. I’ll just fuck a few bitches who I know won’t wind up feeling bad about showing their character through something other than their garment and brand me with the R-card. No, I’ve had enough of that shit and I know that you are a stupid cunt who does not even know what she’s talking about.
You know less than one percent what you think you know. I mean, come on honey, you’re a college educated middle-class suburban white girly-girl, how much life experience do you have? Surely not enough to cause others to accept what you worship as a superior ideology. Hint: You can’t cum because you’re a frigid bitch – it’s not my fault – and those many topics you consider grunt work and below you are actually to complex for you to understand. You’re also forced and awkward, and no better than your run-of-the-mill rapist in terms of how much you harm society. If a man goes to jail because of your stupidity, it’s your fault for abusing your privileges. And such privileges will be revoked and reparations will be made.
Irony.
I do my part for the enviroment.
I recycle, I have signed dozens of petitions for the earth, I restrain from buying anything that is dangerous to the enviroment, I mean I don’t buy products tested on animals.
So you can’t say that women aren’t eco-friendly, because some women are, just as some men are.
Excellent point there, Risk.
Too bad humans can’t digest grass, huh?
Of mice and men… and cows.
Native to your bovine system, you say?
thank you max for just about the only intelligent comment on this post. it’s a no brainer that of course it is better for the environment. one more thing for seriously drunk to ponder, if he sobers up long enough to do that.
back to drunk & serious’ initial comment concerning the mice being plowed under the fields by the blades of tractors verse the factory farmed cows being slaughtered & consumed in huge quantities by peeps like himself… well, i’d rather be a mouse living a free life in the corn patch and meeting my end with a huge blade one fateful day that being sequestered in a pen so small i can’t turnaround… and being fed food that’s not even native to my bovine system… and then meeting with a certain death with no chance of escape. which would you rather be? the cow or the mouse?
even you, seriously drunk, must agree with me on this. freedom trumps everything… and speaking of our hard won constitutional right, happy 4th of july america!