Men Are Eco-friendlier
It should be no surprise to men that women care as much about the environment as they care about anything else — including embarrassing themselves.
They don’t care about it at all.
Sure, when you think of the term “Eco-friendly” you might think of a bunch of obnoxious women braying on endlessly with vaguely communist catch phrases that they could never possibly understand.
Do your part.
But you also might think of how cool the old McDonald’s wrappers used to be before a man in charge changed them from Styrofoam to 100% recycled paper.
Guess which one of these actually helped the problem.
Women are all talk and a bunch of blowhards. Every man knows this is true because every man knows that they respond incredibly well to the exact same kind of shit. That’s because when you’re pretending to be a pompous arrogant ass, you’re speaking a language that women can understand. It’s like barking at a dog. You don’t know what you’re saying, but the dog will bark back sometimes.
The only thing that’s important is your conviction and your volume: as hard and loud as possible. Women take stances on all issues in exactly the same way: hard and loud but with no substance at all — and while whoring for the media as much as possible. Something else they’re great at. Whoring.
Animal and human rights? No. Women don’t actually give a shit about that. The very same women will show up at a protest or comfortably eat a hamburger wearing leather from every part of the world and adorned with gems and metals mined by children.
The environment? Nope. Don’t think so. For every one Double Quarter Pounder wrapper that a man recycles, a woman will have released about a cubic yard of aerosol propellant into the atmosphere and have had a small hand in torturing like a dozen bunnies and orangutans.
Women’s rights? Yea right. I just made myself spit Coke all over my keyboard even suggesting that women care about women’s rights. If women cared about women’s rights so much, then they would learn to keep their mouths shut when they’re in so far over their heads that they can’t even see the surface.
Men have been doing that for years. That’s why we don’t sound like a bunch of pompous jackasses, ever.
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June 24th, 2005 at 11:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 26390a6c57528
Women have to defend their rights with such ferocity because men like you persevere with oppressing women by saying it’s ‘fact’ with no logical argument or empirical evidence to prove your wild remarks!
June 24th, 2005 at 5:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7e677ff09fc5f
…” because men like you persevere with oppressing women by saying it’s ‘fact’…”
hmmmm…facts=oppression. Interesting theory. You could get a degree in postmodernist deconstructionist bullshit with that.
Or “Wimmins Studies”.
June 24th, 2005 at 8:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
A woman demanding rights is like a fish demanding a bicycle.
Even if she gets what she wants, it’s useless.
June 25th, 2005 at 2:42 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Blurting out a bunch of meaningless rubbish does not replace facts. On this entire website there is absolutely no factual evidence that men are superior of any kind.
Surely if men were so superior, there would be evidence.
June 25th, 2005 at 5:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
I’m sorry, maybe it’s a little hard for you to comprehend. When I do: ‘this’ it means I am probably taking the piss. You say all these ‘facts’ however it is just bullshit opinion masquerading as fact.
June 27th, 2005 at 8:12 am - IP Man-Hash: c3fbaaa189425
in reply to “W-Hortencia” and the first post top of the page
Did you realise being a vegatarian actuerly kills more animals than a carnivor? when they are plowing your soy beans and other vegatainian substitutes, all those rabbits, and other small animals (its a few million a year) die from the harvesting. at least with meat eaters the animals are bread in farms, that way animals are replaced as fast as we eat them, and if we didnt eat meat, all the animals in the world would become extinct. I hate vegatarians (excluding the people who are doing it because of a health problem or have dietry needs). because we eat animals that we farm we save this world from colapsing in on itself from the masses of humans it holds, take away our farm bred cows, chickens, sheep, pigs and other animals and see how long this planet lasts.
oh and I cannot be bothered to go research this for you but i have done enough research myself to know this is true.
June 27th, 2005 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
D&SSD,
I can’t remember the last time that I saw such a thorough and well-informed mode-ing.
Tremendous, man. Tremendously well done.
-Dick
June 27th, 2005 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Drunken man you seem very judgemental of anyone with a conscience. People who are not vegetarians still eat vegetables (or at least they should) and so animals will always be killed due to farming. Not eating meat merely reduces the amount of animals killed.
And not all animals in farms are kept in good conditions, many people believe battery hens should no longer be allowed, I personally agree with them.
June 27th, 2005 at 1:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: c3fbaaa189425
I do realise this, but vegatarians cause EXTRA fields to be ploud for EXTRA food other than normal vegatables ie: Soy beans and I am not about to go off in a tangent of food and mention it all. but the amount of pretend meat products and other vegatables that I think taste foul (many have agreed with me) are therfore needing more vegtables to be harvested for people who choose to be vegatarian because they dont like animals being killed, hence killing more and not realising, alot of diets are taken on by women (and some men but mostly women) and I dont even need to look for data on this, I can tell you from the number of vegatarian men compared to vegatarian women I have known my whole life, I know off the top of my head 2 men that are veggies, 1 beacuse of a problem with meat, and the other because he doesnt like meat anymore, no reason, he just prefers to eat potato, fish and other stuff. infact fish wait a min, can u call that a veggie? oh well still i can name about 20 women from my head now that have been on and off meat or always off meat for the reason of killing animals or animal cruelty, fact still remains, those ‘poor’ animals are suporting the people who eat meat, if they didnt have them farmed we would all need to eat vegatables and would kill of all the animals faster than they can reproduce, at least the way we eat now with our system, we can farm animals fast enough with growth enhancers to sustain the billions of human life’s
And if thats the best responce you have Nicole then you suck more than the other women and the few men who suck up to you in here for telling me what is blatently obvious to us all. I just had to spell this too you again because you didnt pick up the obvious, i mean christ do meat eaters only have meat? i wouldnt of thought vegatables were eaten by us too, no i have steak thats it whats this thing u call vegatable? learn to read between the lines.
PS thankyou Dick, I am sure glad I am helping, maybe do consider the ‘Man world day’ because we could use it to help men who have fallen victem to womens evil charm? Hope you like the sudgestion.
June 27th, 2005 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2df095214c68e
Well now, DMA, I’m not on a ‘diet’ I have been vegetarian for many years now. And even if some animals do get caught up in farm machinary it is an unfortunate bi-prouct of overzealous farming methods used largely in the west. At leats that animal hasn”t spent it’s life in a tiny cage.
June 27th, 2005 at 7:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
Mr. Masterson:
>>Manley, that’s a great point. Women certainly do not ever use a dictionary.
Where did you get such a stupid idea? Did you even go to college? You probably don’t even know what a Lexicon even looks like, much less have opened one and actually used it. I own several, and use them quite often.
>>Some of the way they use words that have definite concrete meanings are just hilarious.
The same can be said of men.
>>Women have the audacity of believing that words should mean what they want them to mean at any given time — and not what the words actually mean.
Men think this way too. You have a very narrow-minded way of thinking. I am surprised you can survive in this world on such narrow views. You really are full of yourself.
June 27th, 2005 at 7:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
DMA, that is a profound analysis. No woman could ever come up with such clear and well-supported reasoning.
June 27th, 2005 at 8:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 868f03654397f
Being vegetarian is a choice people make for whatever reason - be it diet, moral conscience, religion, cost…whatever, that’s irrelevant.
I myself admire them, male or female, greatly for making a decision like that and sticking to it. Much of the food we eat now, and even the way our meals are designed, is based around the consumption is meat. Practical reasons alone make it difficult to be vegetarian, but when you add in other factors, it is very challenging.
June 27th, 2005 at 10:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Megz, there are two types of people that no one gives a shit about who they admire: teenage girls and rapists.
-Dick
July 3rd, 2005 at 8:27 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Yeah because everyone cares about what teensge boys think way more than teenage girls.
I know that no one gave a shit what I thought when I was a teenager.
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 2a3eaed8b56b0
Teenagers are all to often dismissed, and stereotyped because they don’t have voice enough to be taken sseriously. Dick you forgot paedophiles, con artists, serial killers, school caterers and just about anyone else. The world has become apathetic.
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Teenagers are overlooked because their opinions are completely invalid and based on hormones and gobbelty-gook.
-Dick
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 2a3eaed8b56b0
No ones opinion can be merely struck off so quickly. Some could say your opinions on women are tainted by the fact that you’re not getting any or of some childhood trauma or something. I may be hormonally charged but I know what I’m talking about, mostly.
July 9th, 2005 at 3:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35ddb97785cb3
To be honest I agree with Dick on this one, mostly… Most teenagers have completely invalid opinions and I don’t really like Ms. Hortentia’s attitude but some teenagers have intellects and opinions far beyond their years, in fact I am 16 and frequently discuss complex political issues with friends and we certainly have more opinions that are more sensible than the tories at the moment.
July 10th, 2005 at 11:23 am - IP Man-Hash: a71ce7daf1525
Everyone has more sensible opinions than the tories, except maybe the republicans! Most people do not like my attitude however my opinions are still valid. Age I have found has little bearing on one’s opinions on politics, ethics or much else. The majority of society has acquires their opinions from ridiculous tabloid newspapers, regardless of age. My group of friends who are all around 17 discuss many areas of politics, and the group is often fractured by each others views. However everyone has a valid opinion.