Men Are Eco-friendlier
It should be no surprise to men that women care as much about the environment as they care about anything else — including embarrassing themselves.
They don’t care about it at all.
Sure, when you think of the term “Eco-friendly” you might think of a bunch of obnoxious women braying on endlessly with vaguely communist catch phrases that they could never possibly understand.
Do your part.
But you also might think of how cool the old McDonald’s wrappers used to be before a man in charge changed them from Styrofoam to 100% recycled paper.
Guess which one of these actually helped the problem.
Women are all talk and a bunch of blowhards. Every man knows this is true because every man knows that they respond incredibly well to the exact same kind of shit. That’s because when you’re pretending to be a pompous arrogant ass, you’re speaking a language that women can understand. It’s like barking at a dog. You don’t know what you’re saying, but the dog will bark back sometimes.
The only thing that’s important is your conviction and your volume: as hard and loud as possible. Women take stances on all issues in exactly the same way: hard and loud but with no substance at all — and while whoring for the media as much as possible. Something else they’re great at. Whoring.
Animal and human rights? No. Women don’t actually give a shit about that. The very same women will show up at a protest or comfortably eat a hamburger wearing leather from every part of the world and adorned with gems and metals mined by children.
The environment? Nope. Don’t think so. For every one Double Quarter Pounder wrapper that a man recycles, a woman will have released about a cubic yard of aerosol propellant into the atmosphere and have had a small hand in torturing like a dozen bunnies and orangutans.
Women’s rights? Yea right. I just made myself spit Coke all over my keyboard even suggesting that women care about women’s rights. If women cared about women’s rights so much, then they would learn to keep their mouths shut when they’re in so far over their heads that they can’t even see the surface.
Men have been doing that for years. That’s why we don’t sound like a bunch of pompous jackasses, ever.
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June 20th, 2005 at 2:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
A round of applause for ya, Dick
June 20th, 2005 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90732515db7b8
Yes, I always protest for animal rights eating meat, wearing leather. Must you generalise everyone? I have been a vegetarian since I was 10 (nor have I worn leather, silk or suede) can you say the same Dick?
Aerosol cans no longer have CFCs in them (well they’ve been banned in Britain, I’m not sure about anywhere else [Dear Lord I'll be ashamed if you're British, though this would be unlikely as I think you'd have had a severe kicking by now]) so my underarm deodrant doesn’t cause a build up of greenhouse gases.
Can you get out of your own arse now Dick? Your view is rather restricted and contorted!
June 20th, 2005 at 3:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: fa2367636fcfb
W-Hortencia Dick is a little boy trying to play big it’s fun though to play and pretend what he says is true. Dick is really an idiot a severe idiot. Man Dick I shake my head and feel so sorry for you. I hope your just doing this for fun and don’t really take yourself seriously.
June 20th, 2005 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
So you’re a vegan-lesbian who wears only hemp, doesn’t use deodorant, and hasn’t changed her view of the world since she was 10?
Someone call the cliché police.
-Dick
June 20th, 2005 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: fa2367636fcfb
Duhhhhhhhhhh no Dick that just means she was a lot more sound mind at 10 than most men are at 60. I guess your perfect. I know your scared dick it’s o.k. maybe they will start selling confidance soon.
June 20th, 2005 at 3:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90732515db7b8
I’m not vegan, I’m vegetarian who doesn’t use the products of animals that have been killed. I do use deodrant, I was merely stating that deodrant no longer contains greenhouse gases. I was a quick learner, I have merely strengthened my opinions. At least my views have changed since the Edwardian period anyway, you damn hypocrit!
June 20th, 2005 at 3:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
They’ve been selling confidence for years.
Buy it Now!
-Dick
June 20th, 2005 at 3:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: fa2367636fcfb
Dick I really think you should change your website to Boys are Better than Girls and they also have cooties. Its also funny little Dick that as such a superior being you would have to sit and argue with Nicole who is only 16 that must mean she’s right around your age.
June 20th, 2005 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 198450b4642a5
Im American so I hope Dick isnt british either, because I hope a mind as brilliant as Dick’s would come from American soil. If you ladies have any more questions about the enviornment, why don’t you ask a MAN named Gaylord Nelson. If you dont know who he is, look him up.
June 21st, 2005 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 0eb4d0ea7a822
Christ almighty, Dick Masterson & Co
are you a bunch of repressed poofs or what?
June 21st, 2005 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 2df095214c68e
Your mama said- W-Hortencia Dick is a little boy trying to play big it’s fun though to play and pretend what he says is true. Dick is really an idiot a severe idiot. Man Dick I shake my head and feel so sorry for you. I hope your just doing this for fun and don’t really take yourself seriously.
Wrong. W-Hortencia = female. Though the second part of your post is accurate though.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 26390a6c57528
Charli-Dragon=female who skipped school today! Tut tut, a bloke would never do such a thing! The ‘A’ at the end of W-Hortencia would suggest feminity in most European languages, as an ‘O’ would suggest masculinity. But I’m stupid (because I’m female) and so don’t know this.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 26390a6c57528
I also have to say, I’m really glad that Jeff isn’t tarnishing the name of British gentlemen. I don’t mind that the majority of the sexists idiots on this site come from the country that re-elected George W Bush jnr! It makes me feel more confident in my own country.
But Oh My God! I know who George W Bush is! As a women how could I possibly know this? What with me never reading the newspapers, watching the news or newsnight. Maybe I’m psychic?