Every Woman is a Cheating Whore
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.
I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.
Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.
Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.
So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?
Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.
Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.
Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.
Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.
Bullshit.
Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.
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April 28th, 2008 at 9:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: b3db4eabd5031
Since when is this news?
April 28th, 2008 at 9:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I’d like to enquire about your spoons.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 6e6a350ebf5e3
I guess you’re entitled to your opinions. I think that generalizing all women is not right, but my opinion doesn’t matter bc I am a woman. I think that ALL MEN are cheaters. So if all men and all women are cheaters, I guess you have a point about marriage being bullshit. So I guess keep on keepin’ on and pissing people off…
April 29th, 2008 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 158f8d348f58a
Well, I guess your moms a whore and a stupid one at that for having a waste of breath and life like you. Your arrogance and interesting imagination of ideas portrays such a pretty picture of you.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 7818bf2aad856
Too many words. Hard to read.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
tl; dr
April 29th, 2008 at 2:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe8a24df7187a
You must be joking. What an ass you are.
April 29th, 2008 at 6:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: ccdcc92ad3e02
It’s true. If you get to preoccupied with say- paying the bills for your family she will seek attention somewhere. Even if she isn’t cheating physically she is probably cheating emotionally- they can’t help it. If you’re not listening enough- they will find someone to listen. If you’re not banging them good enough- they will find someone to bang them. If you’re not loving them enough- you get the idea.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 1f4eded23142d
So I guess, you need more rights then, so you won’t have to read at all
April 30th, 2008 at 7:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 158f8d348f58a
Well dumbass, getting pregnant is not a womans fault 100% of the time. What tree did you fall out off. Your fall obviously rattled your peanut of brain a bit. You have a man put a condom on and the stupid thing breaks, I dont see how thats 100% of the womans fault. Its part the mans and the womans for BOTH deciding to have sex with each other. I takes 2 to tango. You views and hatered toward women in general is not only sterotypical, its moronic. Have you met every woman in world? So did your mother beat you as a child or molest you? Maybe you got cheated on by the love of your life. Maybe your fat and worthless and couldnt get a date if you tried. Maybe your cock resembles the pinky nail of a small child. Who knows. Your just some stupid asshole sitting his fat dirty ass in front of a computer ranting on about how much women suck. If we suck so bad and pretty much according to you, we are stupid and whores, etc……then why are you wasting so much time writing about us and ranting about us. It seems that your infactuated with us and would have nothing to do if we werent around. Its a bit sad. Maybe get a life buddy or take your own. You would be doing alot of people a favor Im sure.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: b27f6cf2348ae
How is being cheated on by the love of your life not a reason to hate females?
I can think of nothing more valid.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:51 am - IP Man-Hash: fbdb1120ff7c2
It’s not a woman’s fault100% of the time?
You dont want to get pregnant?
Give head and take it up the arse.
Neither will get you pregnant you vapid heifer.
Until then, shut the fuck up whore .
April 30th, 2008 at 8:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e3b0a85c96af
@SOTS- I know you hate me, but I dont hate you. I just want to tell you being cheated on by someone you love is the ultimate betrayal. It hurts. It’s almost easier to grief a death of a loved one than to be cheated on.
I don’t blame you for hating all women. I just think you have an awesome mind and should put it towards something great.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:05 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
@SOTS- you have a bit of a fan club here, SOTS. Go for it. Y’d make a kick ass high school teacher. I know. Best Wishes
April 30th, 2008 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: b27f6cf2348ae
I have a following because people feel the passion in my words and believe I mean to bring destruction to our enemies.. not vent here while drunk and bury my grief in vice and distraction.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:22 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
I don’t think that’s it. Its b/c we see your passion has a lot of potential, like teaching kids History or being a scoutmaster. These things you could do no problem. Why not?
April 30th, 2008 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 158f8d348f58a
First off cocksucker, I am not a whore and 2nd, no its not a womans fault 100% of the time. And actually I do not want to get pregnant. I prefer my freedom thank you. So why not shut your mouth or ask one of these other assholes who hate woman to shut you up with thier cock. Everyone will be happy. You get to suck on a cock and I dont have to hear your mouth anymore. If you choked on it, that would be even better. Hugs and kisses princess
April 30th, 2008 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: b0381932b4e21
Take your domesticated fantasms to someone receptive.
I need something dangerous and well paid.. and it seems fate has presented it. A few days time will tell.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018
Joining the Army….?
April 30th, 2008 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
A lot of jilted guys join the French Foreign Legion.