Happy Birthday. I Got You A ‘Settle the Fuck Down’.
Women are the only creatures on the planet dumb enough to think their birthday is an actual holiday. Birthdays are not holidays. Just like weddings, coffee, pets, and anniversaries that don’t end in and also are “0″; birthdays are not a big deal.
A woman once told me that I had to be nicer to her because it was her “birthday week.” Are you fucking kidding me?
Men are better than women at having birthdays. Men are so much better than women at birthdays that I don’t even know when my birthday is.
If the government required everyone to take a test before they could vote, question number two would be, “Is your birthday a holiday?”
“Like…it should be!”
Fail. Head down to TGI Fridays, you jokey bitch. Your meal ticket is on his third Jack and Coke.
Women suck at birthdays for the same reason they suck at everything in life. They’re annoying and full of shit.
Women are Annoying
I’m not talking about the kind of annoying I am when I go from a three-martini business lunch to an art gallery and sound like an insightful air raid siren. That’s called being mannoying and it’s awesome. It’s fueled by alcohol.
Women are annoying like a Swiss Army knife.
On a Swiss Army knife, every nook and cranny of the tool has a specific purpose that is designed to get the job done. On a woman, every single one of her behaviors is engineered to get as much attention as possible. Crying, obnoxious laughter, constant screw ups, make-up, boob jobs, date rape; they’re all unique female methods of accomplishing the same thing: pumping attention into their veins like it’s a vaccine for turning 24.
To a woman, a birthday is just another excuse to plant her fat, obnoxious foot in the unmarred schedule of your life and suck as much attention out of your wallet as she can.
Women are Full of Shit
No man has ever wanted to get inside a woman’s head, but if you ever do, follow this simple guide.
For an entire day, after every single thing you do, talk about how difficult it was but how you still managed to do it. If you got out of bed, take a moment to say, “That was hard, but I did it. Good for me!” After you brush your teeth say, “That was hard, but I did it. Good for me!” When you have a birthday say, “That was a hard year, but I did it. Good for fucking me!”
Women don’t have accomplishments. They just have after parties. Coffee breaks, birthdays, a new outfit for the gym to celebrate her second week of working out!
Women are so busy patting themselves on the back, they don’t have time to be useful.
Question number one would be, “How big is your penis?”
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The very same reason women believe their freaking birthdays are a holiday explains why women believe they are goddesses and/or princesses. News flash to women that break the rules and show up here to try and bash and discredit men along with their opinions; women are NOT goddesses or princesses in any manner of speaking. Climb off your pedestal, you look really stupid standing up there wishing yourself a happy birthday. We get it, you were a live birth; or at least that is the rumor.
Men are much better than women !!!
Marriage is only for gays and lesbians!!!!
wait what? you want two girls married? how the fuck does that work? wouldn’t they implode from so many fuck ups?
and two men together is gross to me but im pro-marriage because im not going to impose my views on anyone
but wouldn’t they get so much shit taken care of that they would rule the fucking planet?
that would be tight because then they might be able to make a baby making machine (that not a women) and we could rid this plague on the world called female
I’m not gay, but I already figured out the baby machine thing myself. My idea involves lobotomizing and removing the vocal cords of women, and then building them into a kickass cofee table with tits that you can fuck..and impregnate. So essentially, you get a baby machine/sex toy that doesn’t talk, doesn’t move and is twice as useful as a woman because you can put your beer and and remotes on it…not to mention it’d be a rather attractive addition to your living room. I call it the Bitchtable
What are you, gay or something?
Fear my vagina of doom!
SOMETHING.
Its called –>> BETTER THAN YOU.
Your sad “vagina of doom” is not something a man would ever fear. Its a worthless commodity which has no impact on anyone. Remember this for the rest of your miserable.
No man will ever “NEED” —>> YOUR vagina.
So you can stop pretending.
Menaredefinitelybetterthanwomen.
’tis as big as a cave.
That article makes so much sense. And women know it.
hey clair, men arent better than women. men are just better than you!
“Say your prayers varmint”……
Ever watch Beavis and Butthead? Beavis used to get extremely hyperactive after guzzling gallons of sugar-filled Yoo-hoo like chocolate drink, and as his alter-ego “Cornholio”, threatened people in a half-crazed state. In light of the fact that C Scott appears to post in bursts, I’m wondering if this is how he might wind himself up before one of his anti-female diatribes? Maybe he got his inspiration from the show? Life imitating art, perhaps.
Quite frankly, the thought of C. Scott’s stained-covered T shirt thrown over his head ala Beavis, revealing his corpulence, makes me want to puke:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/austenmk/cornholio.gif
Maybe a serially posting, serial cereal killer? Seriously.
Somebody, somewhere in the internet universe is screaming right now…..
I’m assuming there is nothing worse than a serial, cereal killer. =P
Maybe it’s a combination of both, where they get a free mini butcher knife at the bottom of each box?
No worries about Commander. He is nothing more to me that a screaming version of Yosemite Sam. oooooooo DIE you varmint! But, I suspect he looks more like Elmer Fudd.
Well I misspelled “orangutan” earlier and got the correct spelling from you, so were even. Its pretty bad to blow a spelling during an insult, which I’ve done on countless occasions.
I better sign off to you. I don’t want to arouse the “Fuck off this site, cunt” stuff from C Scott and his trusty sidekick Panda.
*serial….dang it!
Ha ha ha, oh my goodness *snort*….I’m such a loon and a terrible speller!!! If it counts…he typed cereal first!
Where is Commander Scott…off with my head!
p.s. I’ll get you back….=)
Don’t let them be “cereal” killers or “serial” killers. The former, if carried out on Fruit Loops and Count Chocola, can lead to Type II Diabetes. Now that’s a chronic disease that’s a total pisser.