Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me
If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free and they all want to fuck their fathers and every decision that they make in their lives is based on how jealous they are that they don’t have a penis and they all wear way too much perfume and they never listen to anything before they open their mouths with a response and they all need to lose 10 pounds and they never actually mean “thank you” or “I’m sorry” when they say it — what they really mean is “it’s about time” and “you should be glad I’m still letting you fuck me” — and they all love to be treated like shit because that’s what they are.
And when they get on the internet, they go from a size 8 to a size Invisible.
In other words: fat women, quit fucking emailing me. I can tell you’re fat and your fatness makes me sick.
Here’s a sample conversation between myself and a girl who is so desperate for Dick that she can’t even spell properly. Or maybe she was desperate for a three o’clock fixin of Funyuns. I can’t be sure, but rest assured this exchange is typical for dozens of other little fat girls who need to stop sending me emails every day.
Note: This entire exchange was done in seven minutes via a Blackberry.
Men are NOT immune to eating disorders. If you honestly think they are I suggest you visit your local psychiatric ward and have a look for yourself.
Blair
Only a fat girl would know that much about eating disorders. To a woman, a loose familiarity with a subject is tantamount to being a Rainman-caliber expert. I suspected that she was 300 pounds at least.
Dealing with fat women over the internet is analogous to dealing with them in real life. Who gives a shit about fat girls?
I suggest you visit a salad bar because you are too fat.
-Dick
That’s hilarious! You do not know me at all or what I look like and yet you say I’m fat? Well, you must be an overweight, acne faced, isolated, computer geek who should consider suicide to benefit society. You are the reason why many 1st world countries still encounter tall poppy syndrome and the glass ceiling effect in modern work places.
You disgust me.
Maybe you should come to my next feminist meeting? I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Blair
I’m sure I would fit right in — their vaginas.
-Dick
But if you hate women so much wouldn’t you feel much more at home being inside the males you love? Keep making an arse of yourself, you’re only reiterating my points further.
Blair
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
Got a pic?
-Dick
You cannot tell me that this heated debate wouldn’t affect your opinion of me whatsoever. What makes you think males are better than females? Why are men immune to low self esteem? I’m intrigued.
Blair
And at this point, I give absolutely no fuck. I also give the little piggy no response. But just like the little pig that she is, she can’t stop from throwing herself at the attention trough.
You hate women and yet you objectify them. You are incredibly intelligent. Now whose a constant contradiction?
Again, Fat Alberta will get no response from yours truly. In all cases, this is how women should be dealt with. If you’re not getting exactly what you want to the letter and with the excitement you so desire, stop dealing with them. The only “explanation” anyone ever owed anyone was whether or not Harrison Ford was a robot in Blade Runner — and what the fuck happened to Tony Soprano? Did he get shot or what? And no one ever got that explanation.
You don’t owe any gold-brick woman anything when you decide to drop her off of a gold pier; least of all an “explanation”.
Five minutes later, I received this.
Here’s your picture.
Blair
She also included a link to her MySpace page, which I will not include to protect your appetite.
Moo.
-Dick
And thus concludes today’s lesson on how to deal with women. They don’t think like men. They don’t have feelings. Women are just broken vending machines. Hit the right buttons at the right time and you get whatever you want. Unfortunately, none of its any good and at best, it’s past its expiration date by seven years.
Just so you’re aware, your comments, opinions and views are nothing to me.
You need to be hospitalized.
If calling people fat and encouraging them to engage in eating disordered behaviours are the only insults you behold, perhaps you should go back to primary school? It’s displaying your mental capacity when you degrade people in such an immature way.
Blair
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If you are interested in leaving some female inspiration behind, why not:
“Show your tits, suck my dick, shut the fuck up, get out.”
- ME
If women did that more often,
we would definitely be inspired to call again.
But since you didn’t, you can just leave.
ummmmm no………since you men are all about free speach and all, I guess you know that I do not have to go anywhere, maybe I will stick around and harass you boys some more……its kind of fun…..amusing actually…. and a man like you would never hold to my standards, with that filthy fucking mouth of yours……so why dont you suck a cock you stupid, stupid little man and recognize that no one cares about your pethatic fragile fucking ego. So fuck off………
I can’t even believe Im responding to this poor stupid man. But here it goes…You are exactly the kind of man that can’t and wont ever find a decent woman. You poor lil man! Im so out of your league that I look down on you from way up here on my stool and laugh at how useless and boring your life is. If all you have to do is sit around bashing women then you really should find something to do in your spare time. Try volenteering or maybe a part time job. Anything to occupy your time. You are a useless peice of shit. Im done, what a waste of time this has been. Hmmmm I could of been reading a good book instead, Oh well live and learn.
If you are interested in leaving some female inspiration behind, why not:
“Show your tits, suck my dick, shut the fuck up, get out.”
- ME
If women did that more often,
we would definitely be inspired to call again.
But since you didn’t, you can just leave.
:) “hug a tree, eat a beaver, live peaceful, die young” :) Janis Joplin….greatest woman musician ever……….just thought you guys needed a little female inspiration around here…….ENJOY…..LMFAO
Sticks and stones boys, one day you will grow up and realize how unimportant you really are. So, until then enjoy your meanness, and anger, although spread it cautiously gentlemen because karma is a real bitch. She will come back and bite you in the ass when you least expect it….goodluck being lonely old hermits……….such a pity really………
-100 points for assuming she’s thinking.
The sad-funny part is she thinks she said something smart.
Only “typical women” WILL GO WHERE THEY ARE NOT WELCOME.
And that’s exactly why you idiot fat cunts are completely psychotic.
ARE YOU STARTING TO GET IT NOW?????????
Men tell you to FUCK OFF,
you’re NOT welcome,
and you IGNORE IT.
Well now you can’t blame men for IGNORING you ever again.
Understand? And your fat ass fuckin’ fault.
Well you SHOULD. You are insane (even by your own admission) and say retarded shit like “just by telling women that we are not allowed here . . . is pushing me to post a comment”.
Wrong, ya stupid fat cunt.
A feminist fat-ass buster would have a field day with YOU.
http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/
Men are better than women.
Wtf is this shit. I knew men were not quite right but i didnt realize they were sick and twisted. I dont consider myself a typical woman, and yes i am a fat chick……who cares, i am happy with myself and so is my man. I have never heard so much extreme women hating in my life. Just by telling women that we are not allowed here is pushing me to post a comment. I think this may just be an attention getter for this guy. Maybe he has little man syndrome….IDK its very strange, to hate women so much, is it jealousy, do you feel as if women somehow threaten ur manhood…. wow a trained professional would have a field day with this guy. okay i think i have had enough for one day…..there is too much testosterone on this page for me….I am out….buhbuy…….ladyhaters
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
No not for all, actually because personally I have witnessed this accusation as true in some men…
But this site seems to generalize women.
Not all men, but men choose women at their level of ability.
Your all freaks of nature,
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So are fat chicks…that’s why history has always made fun of freaks.
some women are born overweight you sons-of-a-bitches,
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Who cares if they are overweight? They need to learn how to graze and eat grass.
think its fun making fun of women,
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No, life already makes fun of them, we just join in with the joke.
wait till one shoots you.
*
She’s gotta get her pudgy fingers around the trigger and by that time I am prepared to whip her into shape…the HARD way.
You people absolutely disgust me.
*
Good. Slender, healthy athletic people do make you feel bad, don’t they?
I hope you frankly get your manhoods cut off, and become eunuchs your whole damn lives. Inconsiderate pieces of shit.
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My hope is that you meet a man online you fall in love with and when he sees you in person, runs away screaming in horror.
Better yet…may we be the ones who have to risk our lives trying to save you from a heart attack.
Deathslayer
Sounds like a fat woman with anger issues. Lose Weight feel great!
Your all freaks of nature, some women are born overweight you sons-of-a-bitches, think its fun making fun of women, wait till one shoots you. You people absolutely disgust me. I hope you frankly get your manhoods cut off, and become eunuchs your whole damn lives. Inconsiderate pieces of shit.
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23765174-13762,00.html
One of the best known strains whore in America today is the manhole. That woman is like a merry-go-round; everybody gets a turn. Do you know how many manholes it takes to screw in a light bulb? Just one, that fuckbox will screw anything and everything. The manhole is a lot like a garbage can. If you put her on a street corner, you knew somebody will come along and pick her up.
Men should use their natural cunning to abuse women at every turn.
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i would never date a stupid pig
yum that fattinin pie