Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me
If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free and they all want to fuck their fathers and every decision that they make in their lives is based on how jealous they are that they don’t have a penis and they all wear way too much perfume and they never listen to anything before they open their mouths with a response and they all need to lose 10 pounds and they never actually mean “thank you” or “I’m sorry” when they say it — what they really mean is “it’s about time” and “you should be glad I’m still letting you fuck me” — and they all love to be treated like shit because that’s what they are.
And when they get on the internet, they go from a size 8 to a size Invisible.
In other words: fat women, quit fucking emailing me. I can tell you’re fat and your fatness makes me sick.
Here’s a sample conversation between myself and a girl who is so desperate for Dick that she can’t even spell properly. Or maybe she was desperate for a three o’clock fixin of Funyuns. I can’t be sure, but rest assured this exchange is typical for dozens of other little fat girls who need to stop sending me emails every day.
Note: This entire exchange was done in seven minutes via a Blackberry.
Men are NOT immune to eating disorders. If you honestly think they are I suggest you visit your local psychiatric ward and have a look for yourself.
Blair
Only a fat girl would know that much about eating disorders. To a woman, a loose familiarity with a subject is tantamount to being a Rainman-caliber expert. I suspected that she was 300 pounds at least.
Dealing with fat women over the internet is analogous to dealing with them in real life. Who gives a shit about fat girls?
I suggest you visit a salad bar because you are too fat.
-Dick
That’s hilarious! You do not know me at all or what I look like and yet you say I’m fat? Well, you must be an overweight, acne faced, isolated, computer geek who should consider suicide to benefit society. You are the reason why many 1st world countries still encounter tall poppy syndrome and the glass ceiling effect in modern work places.
You disgust me.
Maybe you should come to my next feminist meeting? I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Blair
I’m sure I would fit right in — their vaginas.
-Dick
But if you hate women so much wouldn’t you feel much more at home being inside the males you love? Keep making an arse of yourself, you’re only reiterating my points further.
Blair
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
Got a pic?
-Dick
You cannot tell me that this heated debate wouldn’t affect your opinion of me whatsoever. What makes you think males are better than females? Why are men immune to low self esteem? I’m intrigued.
Blair
And at this point, I give absolutely no fuck. I also give the little piggy no response. But just like the little pig that she is, she can’t stop from throwing herself at the attention trough.
You hate women and yet you objectify them. You are incredibly intelligent. Now whose a constant contradiction?
Again, Fat Alberta will get no response from yours truly. In all cases, this is how women should be dealt with. If you’re not getting exactly what you want to the letter and with the excitement you so desire, stop dealing with them. The only “explanation” anyone ever owed anyone was whether or not Harrison Ford was a robot in Blade Runner — and what the fuck happened to Tony Soprano? Did he get shot or what? And no one ever got that explanation.
You don’t owe any gold-brick woman anything when you decide to drop her off of a gold pier; least of all an “explanation”.
Five minutes later, I received this.
Here’s your picture.
Blair
She also included a link to her MySpace page, which I will not include to protect your appetite.
Moo.
-Dick
And thus concludes today’s lesson on how to deal with women. They don’t think like men. They don’t have feelings. Women are just broken vending machines. Hit the right buttons at the right time and you get whatever you want. Unfortunately, none of its any good and at best, it’s past its expiration date by seven years.
Just so you’re aware, your comments, opinions and views are nothing to me.
You need to be hospitalized.
If calling people fat and encouraging them to engage in eating disordered behaviours are the only insults you behold, perhaps you should go back to primary school? It’s displaying your mental capacity when you degrade people in such an immature way.
Blair
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She needs to stay on topic or stop talking.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8bet9BOptXw
A lesson well-learned.
She’s a bitch and a NOT-MALE.
Let me just send the ax down on her head:
How does Dick’s name, address, phone number, email address, or additional niches bear any relevance to any conceivable debate on this site?
I wonder when Joan’s asshole will heal to the point where she can handle a few more posts. With that size 6 bikini and extended thong usage, my guess is that she’ll be butthurt for a while.
Well you’re wrong Mate, Dick has and does moderate, edit and remove posts that are well reasoned arguments against more of the stupider posts here.
If he’s done it to me, I can’t imagine how many women posts he’s also done this to. Clever deceit but ultimately disgraceful.
You know, after reading that, I’ll have to give credit where credit is due. I’ve seen nothing on this website where women’s posts were removed or altered by “Dick,” based on the fact that I’ve seen the full spectrum from the barely literate to well spoken.
That’s…well damn. I’m fucking speechless. I….wow…. wish I could reply better but…wow.
The blog owner is a well known male feminist. His site is frequented by many seriously extreme feminists. The discussion stemmed from stories about airlines moving men away from unaccompanied children because of the risk they may “molest” the child. I pointed out that I’d been molested by a woman, that women commit at least a quarter of child sexual abuse and that the airlines were acting in a discriminatory way based on an uninformed position.
Several of the resident feminists got seriously agressive - actually abusive - toward me culminating in one of them demanding I be banned. The blog owner did so without even having the courtesy to let me know while the various harridans continued to smear me. I was called a liar. I was called “psychotic”. I was portrayed by one of them as a rapist and paedophile looking to justify my own crimes. I only found out I’d been banned when I tried to respond to the ongoing smearing.
Feminist bloggers do this sort of thing all the time. They edit posts. They selectively remove posts, sometimes leaving the seriously mysoginist ones while removing the well reasoned and convincing ones. They leave in posts responding to deleted ones thus making the discussion unintelligible.
Simply put on many feminist blogs the only acceptable contributions are those that absolutely conform to their particular doctrine. It is impossible to have a reasoned discourse.
In their next breath they’ll tell you how strongly they support free speech and diversity and about how they are “progressives”.
Then I’d suggest you check out some of the serious major feminist websites such as feministing or pandagon. This place is quite moderate by comparison and is meant to be satirical. I was banned from one major feminist site for admitting to being a victim of sexual assualt by a woman. There are no greater bigots and hypocrites.
Gwallian could you tell how that went, the banning? I shouldn’t be surprised but knowing how it went about would be…I don’t know, even though I shouldn’t be surprised that a woman would do such a thing that has me speechless.
Or maybe he’s just right.
“This website” doesn’t need to manipulate your words. You do well enough on your own.
Evidence of the above.
Kelly you are the worst type of hypocrite.
Trust a woman to know and understand manipulation.
Modern feminism is easily understandable if it is seen from a perspective of transference and projection.
Then I’d suggest you check out some of the serious major feminist websites such as feministing or pandagon. This place is quite moderate by comparison and is meant to be satirical. I was banned from one major feminist site for admitting to being a victim of sexual assualt by a woman. There are no greater bigots and hypocrites.
Actually you have no right to be angry when you get a bad outcome after failing to follow the instructions. When you take a faulty product back to the store what is the first thing they ask you? Sheesh, what stupidity.
Then get off your high horse for a moment and open your eyes open to the treatment of men in our culture. I understand that your education has not trained you to do this. Through convincing you that women were oppressed by men you have been prejudiced away from any awareness of the problems men do face. You’ve been taught that they matter less or are less worthy of any consideration or compassion. The truest indicator of oppression is death and it has always been men who were the more disposable of the two genders.
Can you cite any oppressor class anywhere, anytime that was expected to lay down their own lives to protect the oppressed class? It gives the lie to everything you have been taught.
This site exists because western culture has allowed feminism to engage in hatred and exclusion of men for decades. If that makes it reactive then so be it. What’s your excuse for your demonstrated hatred and sexism?
It’s also biologically normal for women to be attracted to men who earn more than they do. The direct consequence of this is that men work much harder only to be criticised because women earn less. Damned if you do and damned if you don’t.
The “women are paid less” myth and the “beauty myth” are flip sides of the same coin. Men are damned regardless.
By the way men do dislike skinny women as a rule. Competition amongst men is demonised. Competition amongst women, which anorexia represents in part, is also the fault of men.
Actually if you look through history the idealised shapes were always those that represent the opposite of the cultural reality. In times of relative scarcity the larger shape is prefered. In times of plenty leanness has been the ideal.
Again I suggest you refrain from blaming men for womens’ eating disorders. It is competition among women that creates these problems.
Average heights for both genders are significantly greater than they were even fifty years ago. This is the primary impactor.
Wrong. He’s a very smart individual who spotted a niche that needed filling and has done very well out of it thank you very much.
Yes, one brand of shortening is as pasty-white and unappealing as the next.
When in doubt, side with the professional.
ha! i may know what euphemism means but i clearly can’t spell it.
Hate doesn’t form in a vaccum.
my genius estrogen fueled mind believes that the “braintrust” behind this site must be fuckin angry at women to take the time to build a site just to bitch about them. or maybe he’s just some coward who can’t accept to have a woman as a boss, or is pissed at some girls for being accepted at a college and not him. whatever reason he has, he got people bitching at each other for no apparant reason, except for being a girl or a boy.
MAL, does your genius estrogen fueled mind not even consider that maybe the braintrust behind this site has had scarred experience with females and wants to knock them off their preordained sainthood?
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I have the misfortune to work with a female psychiatrist. She specialises in counselling anorexic girls. That’s about as close as you’ll get to the definition of a non-job career for an over-educated woman.
Would the world miss one less know nothing bitch spouting shit about women’s insane eating hang-ups? I don’t think so either.
I reckon I should hook up with one of her patients though. They’ve got rocking little bodies (or at least they do if they keep up the dieting but get some new tits fitted) plus they’re screwed up head cases so they fuck like minxes.
I don’t think she likes me.
And I don’t like fat whining bitches.
@Vindication- i know what euphamism means. that sentence made no sense. a euphamism is a term, it is something you say or write-not something you ‘have’.
Just as long as you note that it works both ways.
in general, people who bring other people down, they do so because they need to feel better about themselves. in 3 words: low self-esteem. therefore, whoever thinks men are better than women AND feel the need to tell the world may actually feel inappropriate compared to women. but than again, it’s just an opinion…
fat women may not be attractive, but so do are fat men!!!! a man that has bigger boobs than mine… ewwwww. and there are beauty standards for both women and men. i definitely agree that the average size of a “standard” north-american has increased. oh, and i’m a size 0 (2 when it’s really small) and i’m far from being anorexic or bulimic. it’s good genes, having a healthy diet and exercising. basically, a healthy lifestyle.