Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me
If there’s one thing I know about women it’s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man — and also they’re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free and they all want to fuck their fathers and every decision that they make in their lives is based on how jealous they are that they don’t have a penis and they all wear way too much perfume and they never listen to anything before they open their mouths with a response and they all need to lose 10 pounds and they never actually mean “thank you” or “I’m sorry” when they say it — what they really mean is “it’s about time” and “you should be glad I’m still letting you fuck me” — and they all love to be treated like shit because that’s what they are.
And when they get on the internet, they go from a size 8 to a size Invisible.
In other words: fat women, quit fucking emailing me. I can tell you’re fat and your fatness makes me sick.
Here’s a sample conversation between myself and a girl who is so desperate for Dick that she can’t even spell properly. Or maybe she was desperate for a three o’clock fixin of Funyuns. I can’t be sure, but rest assured this exchange is typical for dozens of other little fat girls who need to stop sending me emails every day.
Note: This entire exchange was done in seven minutes via a Blackberry.
Men are NOT immune to eating disorders. If you honestly think they are I suggest you visit your local psychiatric ward and have a look for yourself.
Blair
Only a fat girl would know that much about eating disorders. To a woman, a loose familiarity with a subject is tantamount to being a Rainman-caliber expert. I suspected that she was 300 pounds at least.
Dealing with fat women over the internet is analogous to dealing with them in real life. Who gives a shit about fat girls?
I suggest you visit a salad bar because you are too fat.
-Dick
That’s hilarious! You do not know me at all or what I look like and yet you say I’m fat? Well, you must be an overweight, acne faced, isolated, computer geek who should consider suicide to benefit society. You are the reason why many 1st world countries still encounter tall poppy syndrome and the glass ceiling effect in modern work places.
You disgust me.
Maybe you should come to my next feminist meeting? I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Blair
I’m sure I would fit right in — their vaginas.
-Dick
But if you hate women so much wouldn’t you feel much more at home being inside the males you love? Keep making an arse of yourself, you’re only reiterating my points further.
Blair
When a woman calls you gay, she is challenging your sexuality for the purposes of usurping it for herself. She has become so hysterical with lust and overpowered by your massively masculine logic that she is as ripe for plucking as a big fat cherry that no one asked to their senior prom.
Got a pic?
-Dick
You cannot tell me that this heated debate wouldn’t affect your opinion of me whatsoever. What makes you think males are better than females? Why are men immune to low self esteem? I’m intrigued.
Blair
And at this point, I give absolutely no fuck. I also give the little piggy no response. But just like the little pig that she is, she can’t stop from throwing herself at the attention trough.
You hate women and yet you objectify them. You are incredibly intelligent. Now whose a constant contradiction?
Again, Fat Alberta will get no response from yours truly. In all cases, this is how women should be dealt with. If you’re not getting exactly what you want to the letter and with the excitement you so desire, stop dealing with them. The only “explanation” anyone ever owed anyone was whether or not Harrison Ford was a robot in Blade Runner — and what the fuck happened to Tony Soprano? Did he get shot or what? And no one ever got that explanation.
You don’t owe any gold-brick woman anything when you decide to drop her off of a gold pier; least of all an “explanation”.
Five minutes later, I received this.
Here’s your picture.
Blair
She also included a link to her MySpace page, which I will not include to protect your appetite.
Moo.
-Dick
And thus concludes today’s lesson on how to deal with women. They don’t think like men. They don’t have feelings. Women are just broken vending machines. Hit the right buttons at the right time and you get whatever you want. Unfortunately, none of its any good and at best, it’s past its expiration date by seven years.
Just so you’re aware, your comments, opinions and views are nothing to me.
You need to be hospitalized.
If calling people fat and encouraging them to engage in eating disordered behaviours are the only insults you behold, perhaps you should go back to primary school? It’s displaying your mental capacity when you degrade people in such an immature way.
Blair
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Odd how you’re the only person to make this claim. Sure it’s not you who’s the bogus one?
Oh jesus, you called me a fuckwit, now I’m hurt. The IP man hash system on this site has a few flaws, bud. Sometimes it registers different IPs under the one registry..gasp. Now either Dick also does that deliberately or he can blame it all on his spam filter. A tradesman never blames his tools. He’s fucking bogus.
LMFAO! ok, for those of you who missed it - Joan Exposed.
So once again I must reiterate…
IP man-hash. What a wonderful tool for digging out HORSE-SHIT.
Well you guys can believe whatever you choose but my IP is not blocked on any other site, nor has it ever been. The only site that has occurred on, is this one. Can’t imagine why, I’m not ruining your fun with the ladies right now.
-loyal Joan supporter
Actually Glenn Sacks’ blog had an interaction with a feminist blog - feministing I think - a couple of weeks ago relating to campus rape hysteria. It was good to see the feminists haven’t changed. It makes them such an easy target.
Most “deleted” posts were incorrectly snagged by the spam filter. They get there because said commenters abuse their IP addresses on other sites.
-Dick
The mention of Bangkok (somewhere below) prompts me to add that this is possibly the only man’s town left on the planet, and all you US males sick to the bridgework of your whining, overweight, issue-obsessed native women should get out there tomorrow. You’ll have sex with fantastic-looking, young, expert, and willing hookers for pocket change. They’ll be happy to make your wildest dreams come true. And you will never, ever, look at a western woman (or FWC - Fat White Cunt - as they’re known out here) with anything else but disgust again. Don’t worry about HIV - universal use of condoms has seen incidences of all STDs plummet. I’m not kidding - get a fucking passport, get on a fucking plane to fucking Bangkok, get a fucking room close to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy, and get fucking.
I think it’s more likely these fuckwits who think their posts were deleted simply cannot find them amid the pages and pages of spam posts, or via the IP Man-Hash owing to the fact they’ve made posts from different IP addresses. Either from work, by proxy connection, or their ISP put them on an alternate addy during maintenance, etc.
Spurious accusations in an attempt to discredit the openness of this websites pages, and to pretend these clowns actually had anything logical to contribute. Just fuck off.
Ah, yes, I often hear that people have their posts edited and deleted whenever they make strong arguments. Yet, none seem to be able to provide any proof.
It seems to me that if you actually had any REAL points to make about this site, you would also have the intelligence to prove the fact that you are being moderated.
After all, I do it in feminist sites all the time.
Its a simple matter of taking the right screen shots. But you need to take the picture is such a way so that no one will say you edited it in photoshop. Its best to take a picture of your face, or even your hand, infront of part of the screen, so you are able to prove what you wrote, and when you wrote it.
Then, you wait for it to be deleted, host the picture on a file site, and prove to everybody that you have infact been censored.
I am not saying that Dick DOESNT delete posts here. But I will say that it wouldnt make any sense. He barely moderates the forums, and I severly doubt he has the time to sift through endless streams of comments in hopes of finding a coherent argument.
Add lesbian bull-dike to that description.
@Bored- Go be bored somewhere else…OK.
Hint - you won’t find figures about this in Cosmo, Boring. You might find ‘proof’ that 99% of ‘all’ women had 1000 orgasms last Tuesday, culled from a survey using 0.00000001% of all white, urban, upper-middle class women… but very little credible research.
I’m starting to sense ‘uninformed liberal thick cunt’ about you, Boring… Let’s keep going in that direction…
Try this from the UK as a starting point…
The Invisible Boy
I’ve accessed much of the research this lengthy work references - most of which isn’t online - and you should trust me when I say the article is conservative.
The proportion of rapists who have been abused themselves was originally brought to my attention by counsellors who work with prisoners and victims. My first thought was that many of the rapists concerned may have been lying as a way of mitigating their own crimes. When I suggested this the counsellors made it very firmly clear that they can tell the difference. In retrospect I realise that, given the invisibilty of male victims and female offenders, there’s really no reason for those rapists to make the claim in the first place. I went off to research it on my own leading to my finding the UK site I’ve linked here and a few others including the Australian based ASCA which I am shortly to become a part of.
Until about six years ago I was a borderline radical feminist. When I started taking a serious interest in sexual assault I learned very quickly how much feminist thinking has distorted the whole issue.
Most of the current advocacy and many of the services have their origins in the feminist rape activism of the late seventies(I participated in some of it very much in denial of my own experiences). That activism came from rather extreme elements of the movement. To many of them the issue was an opportunity to both demonise men and create even more chivalrous sympathy for women. They saw their demographic as female and therefore saw only male offenders.
Perhaps the best thing I can do is reproduce the guts of an email I sent to an interested journo recently…
Do with this what you will but I urge you to be very sceptical about anything you hear about sexual or physical/domestic abuse that comes from any feminist underpinning.
I’d be very interested to see the source of your facts & figures, would you be so kind as to share ?
I’ll admit I didnt realize 1/4 of sexual abuse was caused by women… and you’re right, society does mask it. I actually feel bad for a lot of people in jail because as a Psychology major you learn that people behave in certain ways for certain reasons. I don’t think it’s right for either sex to molest anyone though. I don’t really pay attention to a lot of the feminist stuff though, I don’t go to feminist sites, take feminist courses, read feminist literature… I just try to see people for who they.
I don’t need anybody’s sympathy or shoulder to cry on. I’ve done the things I need to do for myself.
What I want now is for people to be learn that much of the bad stuff men do to women comes about because of bad stuff done by women. And so on.
For example….
A quarter of child sexual abuse is committed by women against boys who have subsequent problems as bad as, if not worse than, female victims of men. Two thirds to three quarters of the men who go to prison for aggressive rapes have been molested by women in their earlier lives. Partly due to cultural blindness and partly due to feminist based advocacy the female offender remains mostly invisible, their victims are mocked by our culture and nobody - including the legal system - takes it seriously. Ever wonder why some of those brutal rapes of women occur? Ever consider where the anger those rapists demonstrate actually comes from? Feminism would have you believe they are typical men behaving as the “patriarchy” demands.
I said to you elsewhere that our society, thanks to feminism, views sexism as working in only one direction. Unfortunately a focus on only one half of an equation leads to half-arsed solutions.
@Gwallen-
I’m sorry to hear about that… what you said WAY up above. I think there is too much hate based on whether someone is male or female though… I think we need to look at people on an individual basis. There are some pretty shitty females out there… that is forsure… which might be why I seem to get along better with males… BUT I have known some pretty shitty males too… pedophiles, abortionists, rapists, drug dealers, etc… anywho… I am just tired of fighting over this whole issue… but if you ever need someone to talk to about things, I’m a good listener… I’m been through shit too and I’m a psychology major… bye.
I can’t speak for Dick’s moderation policy.
I’ve been doing the rounds of gender based blogs and forums for about six years and have extensive usenet background.
Typically the non feminist websites don’t engage in that type of behaviour. It is mainly the provence of feminists. I suspect that given the numerous leaps of faith involved in adhering to the religion modern feminism has become do demand some purging take place to keep the heretics from the door.
Gay jokes? I can see that you are confused, yes, but I’d yet to say anything about that. You’ve jumped the shark, doubt. Only thing left to do is back away from the evil computer. Maybe you could call Joan or something.
You lost your virginity to Joan! Wow! Excellent choice! “Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs Robinson?” Best way to go, young man.
Did you keep and show off her panties to the French club in high school?